01x13 - Venice is under siege; Kooky Von Koopa makes a magic pendant.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3". Aired: September 8 – December 1, 1990.*
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Based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3; revolves around the four characters' efforts to prevent the att*cks made by King Koopa and the Koopalings to take over Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom
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01x13 - Venice is under siege; Kooky Von Koopa makes a magic pendant.

Post by bunniefuu »

It is a legend no

one will forget.

Everyone thought King Koopa

had left the mushroom kingdom.

and then...

His Doom Ship att*cked!

King Koopa was back!

With the greatest

danger ever known:

His Koopa Kids!

With their new super powers,

The Super Mario Bros. rescued

Princess Toadstool and b*at

back the evil Koopa Family.

King Koopa:

I'll get those plumbers!

Holy sand piles!

Venice pizza Delivery?!"

What's a Real World Gondola from

Venice, Italy, doing in Desert

Land?

Yeah.

I thought Mario and me were the

only pizza gourmets in the

Mushroom Kingdom.

What's goin' on?

Only one way to find out, guys.

Ask!

Call the Polizia! Call the

Marines-zia!

A Sea Monster is attacking my

beautiful Venice!

Momma Mia! Francis Sinatra!

Joe Dimagio!

Oh, I love to hear people speak

my native tongue.

Hey, slow down, Paisano!

There's no Sea Monster in

Venice.

There is now!

It's scaring all the people out

of the city!

Venice will die!

Oh, no! Not Venice!

Si, Paisano!

Soon there will be no one left!

Caesar Augustus! Christopher

Columbus! Annette Funicello!

This is terrible!

Venice, Italy, is my favorite

city, next to Brooklyn, U.S.A.

Why's that, Mario?

I don't know why.

There's some mysterious

something about Venice that I

just feel in my bones.

Uh, yeah I feel it in my

bones,too.

But I thought they were just

overcooked by the desert sun!

Well, if you both feel that

strongly,

you must go to Venice right away

and save it from the sea

monster!

Hah! Frog suits! Don't leave for

The Real World without them!

If those pesky plumbers try to

use this Warp Pipe to Venice&

my slimy sentries will Koopatize

them,

so we can keep scaring all the

humans out of Venice!

Yeah! And when Venice is empty,

we can warp it back to Dark Land

for my very own Kootie Pie water

park

Thank you, King-Daddy!

What my sweet Kootie Pie wants,

my sweet Kootie Pie gets!

Hey! there's the Warp Pipe to

venice.

Look at all those Koopa Guards!

Koopa must be up to something in

Venice!

We've gotta stop him!

Yeah, before he stops us!

Hey, good tossing, Mario!

Remind me never to challenge you

to a game of underwater

horseshoes.

Into the Warp Pipe, Luigi.

Venice needs us!

Hey, Luigi & Never challenge me

to a game of underwater

horseshoes!

with these gondolier disguises,

we can sneak up on Koopa&

If you can keep your frog in

your pocket!

Hey you feel what I feel, Luigi?

Yeah. Tired!

Next time let's get disguises

that don't have poles.

No! No! I'm talking about

something in the Venice air...

something that wrenches a Mario

Brother's soul!

But, Mario! We've never been

here in Venice before.

How could our souls get

wrenched?

I dunno, Luigi.

But I'll tell you one thing.

I'm gonna solve this mystery

before we leave...

Whoa!

Hey! It's the sea monster!

That's no sea monster! That's

Koopa's Doom Sub!

Those spoilsport plumbers got

through my trap!

If they stop us from getting

venice for my very own Kootie

Pie Koopa Water Park,

the only word you'll hear from

me is tantrum!

They won't scuttle Sweetie,

we'll scuttle them!

This gondola's gonna make us

goners!

There's a gondola withmore "go"

Lets see Koopa catch us now!

♪This could be the ride of our

lives ♪

♪I wonder if we

can survive ♪

♪Koopa's coming faster ♪

♪We're headed for disaster ♪

♪Let's get in on the

double and drive ♪

♪Speeding on Koopa, ♪

♪They're on our tail ♪

♪The doom sub's

getting closer ♪

♪And it looks about the size of

a whale! ♪

♪Venice will never

be the same ♪

♪The canal's gone

down the drain! ♪

♪Speeding on Koopa, ♪

♪They're on our tail ♪

♪The doom sub's

getting closer ♪

♪And it looks about the

size of a whale! ♪

That Doom Sub's been

laundry-blinded!

It'll crash for sure.

Yeah. But it's gonna crash right

into us!

Yeesh!

This is no time to be Italian,

Luigi! Be pole-ish!

Pole-ish? I gotcha, Mario!

If Koopa gets us, it won't be my

vault!

Hurry with that emergency

welding kit.

I can't plug this leak much

longer!

Just because you're drowning,

you don't have to yell!

Good thing you brought me along,

instead of my stupid brothers.

Whoa!

You welded my shell to the hull!

Well, nobody's perfect.

I'm gonna find those putrid

plumbers and make 'em pay!

Look, King Daddykins! There they

are!

Hey! with Koopa sunk,

Mario, shouldn't we have gone

right back to the Mushroom

Kingdom?

Whoa!

No way, Luigi

We're gonna get a good night's

sleep,

and then find out what

mysterious something pulls us to

Venice

like water is pulled down a

drain pipe!

I don't know what's pulling them

to Venice,

but I know what's gonna pull 'em

under!

Hey, hello, little fish.

Fish?!

Oh, boy. We're sunk!

I'll get it!

No! Don't!

I must be having a nightmare!

Huh?

That takes care of the Mario

Brothers.

Now to bring the rest of venice

down!

Let you guys catch us? We'd

rather croak!

We gotta get on that Doom Sub

and stop Koopa from sinking

Venice.

Can't we warp Venice to Dark

Land now?

I want to brag to Bully and

Bigmouth that I have a my own

Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and

they don't!

Patience, my little Kootie Pie.

Soon venice will be all washed

up.

You'll be washed up long before

Venice, Koopa!

Huh?

You again!

I'll Koopatize you! I'll

pulverize you!

Uh, I get the message.

Don't let him get away, King

Daddykins!

Hey, "recall lever." That should

do the trick.

The drain brain ran into the

engine room.

We got him trapped.

Turn on the engine, Kootie Pie.

You got it, King Daddykins.

Yeeouuuu!

Give up, plumb scum! You'll

never make it!'

Oh yeah? Never say never to

Mario!

Whoa!

Yeow!

Umph!

Let's warp this sub outta here!

Eee!

There goes my Doom Sub.

And my very own Kootie Pie Koopa

water park! Waaaaa!!

She won't be fit to live with

for'a year.

I hate those pesky plumbers

Venice is safe!

Lou Albano! Al Pacino! Frederico

Fellini!

As a small gesture of my thanks,

I'm gonna show you my favorite

statue!

Meet Marco Polo's plumbers.

They brought plumbing back from

China.

And made Venice what it is

today.

They sure look familiar.

Must have been distant relatives

of Mario and Luigi.

Well, That would explain why

venice is our second favorite

city.

And why we're the best plumbers

in the Real World and the

Mushroom Kingdom.

And the most modest!

Leonardo Da Vinci! Valerie

Bertinelli! Mario and Luigi!

We're all set, Kooky!

Then hit it, Hip Hop to it, Hop!

Oh, We did it!

This pendant is gonna give

King-Dad the same super-powers

the Mario Brothers have!

Wow! Boy am I smart!

Excellent work, my boys!

Thanks, King-Dad, but,ah,

there's just one little problem.

The pendant won't work

anywhere...

except in the Real World.

Even better!

Those pig-head plumbers can't

get their super powers in the

Real World!

So, if we can just lure those

wrench-brained bozos back

there...

My new super powers will help me

slam dunk those lunkheads into

the trashcan of doom!

We got trouble!

It's Koopa's Doom Ship!

Whoaa! Helllp! Mario!

Let go of my brother, Koopa!

Why don't ya' come and make me!?

Aah..

He's shoving Luigi into the warp

zone ..

Exactly!

And if you don't follow us,

you'll never see Luigi again!

I'm comin', Luigi!

Toad, we need you to stay behind

in the Mushroom Kingdom.

What for?

And why do I have to stay

behind?

I always stay behind!

I have my reasons, Toad.

You'll find out.

Mario! Where are we?!

In the Real World. In Paris,

France! And there's Koopa with

Luigi!

This looks like a job for...

super Koopa!!!

Super Koopa?

You've gotta be kidding!

How could I be?

I don't have a sense of humor

Go tell your brother

to watch this.

Hey, it really works!

Permit me to introduce you to...

Raccoon Koopa!

Pinch me, Luigi!

I don't have to, Mario. It's

true. Koopa's super!

And we can't get

super powers up here!

Care to go for a little

sightseeing flight, Princess?

If that's the way you

feel about it,

we'll make your first

stop your last!

Raccoon Koopa, we've got

you covered.

Put down your tail and surrender

peacefully.

Sorry, Mario, but I'm having way

too much fun!

WHOA!

Eees everybody okay?

Uh, not exactly! Look!

Filet mignon!

We are being dive-bombed by a

flying reptile raccoon?!!

Oui oui! Thees iz

too much for me!

AH! lf you think

my Raccoon is good...

You'll love my...

Ribbit! Frog! Ribbit!

Cordon bleu!

I don't believe eet!

Zee sonar scope says...

We are being att*cked!

By a gigantique frog!

Yeoucht

Uh, I'm afraid you'd better

believe it, Captain!

And that frog is hopping mad!

Your stupid sub hurt my flipper,

and for that, you're all

gonna pay!

That's right, Kids.

Paris is mine!

I've got the Princess trapped in

the Eiffel Tower and the Mario"

Brothers in the Bastille!

If you ever wanted to see the

wonders of Europe, now's the

time!

-The culture! The history!

The French fries!

The Shopping!

Oh, without super powers we're

no match for Super-Koopa!

Ha! with the Mario Brothers out

of the way,

it won't be long before all

Paris is at my feet!

HEY, And what

are you staring at?

Haven't you ever seen a reptile

getting ready to conquer the

world?

We've got to get out of here

fast, before Paris is ruined!!

I'm digging as fast as I can!

Oops. I just bent the spoon!

Well, everyone, how do I look?

You look marvellous, Kootie Pie,

simply marvellous!

I knew I could count on you for

an honest opinion, King-Dad!

Get those ugly old paintings out

of here!

We've gotta make room for our

new masterpieces!

On the other hand, with a little

improvement,

some of these old ones look

pretty good, too!

I've got to get a message to

Toad to bring help...

"We need you to

stay behind, Toad."

It's always me! It's not fair!

Hmmm... A message

from the Princess!

Good thing I told the Princess I

should stay behind!

Real World, here I come!

Prisoners, since it's your

birthday, you're allowed

visitors.

Hey, It's not my birthday.

And I know it's not your

birthday, Mario.

Is it your birthday?

Toad...

Okay, you've delivered your

present, you've gotta go!

Hey, Well, if it isn't my

birthday, it's nice to have a

cake...

This isn't a cake, Luigi!

It's a super block!

Oh, Too bad. I was hungry!

WHOA!

King Koopa, King Koopa!

The Prisoners have escaped!

Escaped, have they?

Kooky, take the wheel!

This looks like a job for Super

Koopa!

Look! Up in the sky

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No way, fungus-face.

It's SUPER KOOPA!

Luigi, catch!

Thanks for everything, Captain!

Au Revoir, Raccoons!

Now I know why you left me

behind, Princess.

Sorry I got mad.

Mario, heads up!

Got it, Princess!

Yikes!

Eh, You think he's

still down there?

Aha! This Karoobi clodhopper may

be just the thing...

To kick some sense into a couple

of clods!

I don't believe it!

Karoobi Koopa!

You'll never escape the wrathful

sole of this shoe!

♪It can stomp ♪

♪It can stalk ♪

♪It can do more than walk! ♪

♪My Karoobi ♪

♪My rootin' tootin'

Ka-ra-roobi, yeah! ♪

♪It can stomp ♪

♪It can stalk ♪

♪It can do more than walk! ♪

♪My Karoobi! ♪

♪It can dart ♪

♪It can dash ♪

♪It can move in a flash! ♪

♪My Karoobi ♪

♪Hey, watch out cuz here

I come! ♪

♪It can zip ♪

♪It can zap ♪

♪It can follow a map! ♪

♪My rootin' tootin'

Ka-ra-roobi, yeah! ♪

♪I got a shoe with power

to spare ♪

♪My Karoobi takes

me everywhere! ♪

♪It's magical ♪

♪It fits all sizes ♪

♪In a pinch it improvises! ♪

♪Hey, look at me! ♪

♪It can stomp ♪

♪It can soar ♪

♪It can do

a-hundred-and-four ♪

♪My Karoobi ♪

♪It can rip ♪

♪It can race ♪

♪It can keep up the pace ♪

♪My rootin' tootin'

Ka-ra-roobi, yeah! ♪

♪Rootin' tootin' Ka-ra-roobi

yeah! ♪

Daddy!!!! Wait for meeee!!!!

I don't think Paris will be

seeing them, ever again!

You're right. That King Koopa

may have thought he was super...

Yeah, But when you're talking

Super Mario Brothers,

there's just no Substitute for

the real thing!

But we couldn't have done it

without our Toad!
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