01x56 - Sno Problem

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]

MY SUPREME SEAGOING SUBMERSIBLE ROBOSUB IS WONDERFUL!

SEAMAN SCRATCH!

TEST TORPEDOS!

AYE, AYE! YOUR REPULSIVENESS!

OUCH!

ALL SYSTEMS ARE WORKING PERFECTLY!

AND BEST OF ALL THE HEDGEHOG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RUIN MY

PLANS HERE UNDER THE OCEAN!

AW, COME ON, FEATHERHEAD, I WANT TO STEER.

IT'S MY TURN.

NO, IT'S MY TURN.

YEP ONE FIVE ZERO NINER, MOBIUM METERS,

ADMIRAL ROBOTNIK.

WHAT'S OUR FIRST TARGET?

THE UNDERSEA CITY OF LABYRINTH AND ITS VALUABLE TREASURE OF

POWER PEARLS!

WHAAAAAT!? WHA-WHAT IMPERTINENCE!

WHAT GALL!

DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH THING!?

WELL, LIKE, LET'S FACE IT, DUDE -I LOVE HER.

AND AND SHE, LIKE, LOVES ME, SO -

SILENCE! IS THIS TRUE?!

HAVE YOU, MY ONLY DAUGHTER, A PRINCESS OF THE REALM,

BEEN SEEING THIS...

THIS THIS SOGGY SURF RAT?

HE'S NOT A SOGGY SURF RAT, FATHER!

HE'S WONDERFUL!

HE WANTS TO JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST ROBOTNIK!

HE WANTS TO WASTE HIS TIME, YOU MEAN!

ROBOTNIK WILL NEVER BOTHER US DOWN HERE!

WHOA. NOW, THAT'S LIKE, NOT TRUE, YOUR DUDESHIP.

YOU'LL SEE -

SEE!? SEE!?

I'LL SEE, ALL RIGHT, YOU INSOLENT YOUNG WASTREL!

BY THE SACRED POWER PEARLS, I'LL SEE YOU BANISHED FROM THIS

KINGDOM IMMEDIATELY!

WHOAA! COLD, MR. K!

NOOO! PLEASE, FATHER!

GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

I AM GIVING HIM A CHANCE!

A CHANCE TO KEEP HIS HEAD ATTACHED TO HIS SHOULDERS!

OH, WOW, MAN!

SO THAT'S WHERE IT GOES!

GET OUT!!!

WHOA!

BAD KARMA, DUDE!

BETTER BAIL!

AAHH!

MAN! YOUR DAD IS LIKE, ROYALLY TICKED, BUBBLES!

I'M SORRY, SURFF!

HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE,

THAT'S ALL.

WHOA.

LOOKS LIKE HE WON'T GET A CHANCE, EITHER.

I'VE BEEN BANISHED!

OH, SURFF!

HOW COULD THINGS POSSIBLY BE WORSE!?

OH, NO, YOU LIKE HAD TO ASK.

BUBBLES!

YEAH?

WHEN I'M CLEANING, YOU SEEM T'BE LEANING.

THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DRYING THESE PLATES.

NO SWEAT FOR THIS JET.

GIMME A TOWEL AND WATCH ME HOWL!

TA-DAAAH!

RACKED UP.

ONE-THIRD OF A SECOND.

YOU CALL THIS SPLITTING THE CHORES?

AIN'T THE SPEED, IT'S TH' DEED, KEED.

NOW WHAT SAY WE GO STOP SOME ROBOTNIK ROTTENNESS?

YEAH!

LIKE I SAID -IF YA DON'T CLEAN UP TH' DIRT OCCASIONALLY,

IT'LL JUST GET WORSE!

LET'S GO!

FOLLOW ME, KEED -WE'RE OUTA HERE!

ROBOTNIK'S SURE BEEN QUIET THE LAST FEW DAYS.

MAYBE HE'S BEEN UP TO SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT!

KEED, THE ONLY WAY I WOULDN'T HEAR ABOUT SOMETHING THE

EGGMEISTER'S UP TO IS IF HE'D FALLEN INTO THE-

--SEEEAAAA!

YAAAAAAAAA!

WHOAA.

CATCH YOUR OWN WAVE, DUDE -YOU WIPED ME!

DUDE!?

BUT, LIKE, IT'S COOL, Y'KNOW?

WE'RE ALL, LIKE, BROTHERS, AGAINST ROBOTNIK,

RIGHT, DUDE?

UHH RIGHT.

SAY, EITHER OF YOU DUDES KNOW WHERE

I COULD FIND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?

OH, SURE!

HE'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

WHOAAA!

NO WAY!

WAY!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

THIS IS JUST TOO AWESOME!

MY NAME'S SURFF!

I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU, DUDE!

YOU MAY BE A NICE GUY, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO TALK SO SLOW-MO?

ROBOTNIK'S ATTACKING THE UNDERSEA KINGDOM OF LABYRINTH!

WHAT!?

YEAH! AND NOT ONLY THAT, HE'S KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND,

THE PRINCESS BUBBLES!

WE GOTTA SAVE HER, DUDE!

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' MY LANGUAGE!

GOT A WAY TO GET US THERE?

MY PEDAL-SUB!

IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!

WELL, THEN LET'S GET SPEEDIN'!

WHOAA! THIS IS STOKED, DUDES!

WITH THREE OF US PEDALING, WE SHOULD BE THERE IN,

LIKE JUST A COUPLE HOURS!

BETTER JUST FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT, SURFF!

'CAUSE THIS SUB IS ABOUT TO SAIL!

WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

WHAAAAAAA!

THIS SPEED IS TOTALLY stoked!

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM, THOUGH, DUDES.

I HATE IT WHEN HE SAYS THAT.

ROBOTNIK'S STUCK A BUNCH OF HIS ROBOT GUARDS

ALL AROUND THE KINGDOM!

LOOK OUT, BUDS!

WE'RE ABOUT TO GET SPEARED!

I GET THE POINT!

EVASIVE MANEUVER TIME, GUY!

FEET, DO YER STUFF!

HAH! DITCHED THOSE WAVE HOGS!

DON'T COUNT ON IT.

DIVE! DIVE!

GOIN' DOWN, DUDES!

YEAH, LOWERED THE BOOM ON THEM!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A CRUSHING DEFEAT!

WE'RE ALMOST TO THE KINGDOM, BUDDS!

GROUNDER: COME ON, YOUR BRILLIANCE!

LET'S FINISH THEM OFF!

WE COULD BLOW UP THE DOME, AND SMASH THE CASTLE,

AND CRUSH THE WHOLE CITY!

PLEEEEEZE!?

IT'LL BE FUUUN!

DON'T BE STUPID.

YEAH, DON'T BE STUPID, STUPID!

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK WANTS ME TO LEAD THE att*ck --

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOUR EMINENCE?

KNOCK IT OFF!

WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY ENERGY AND MY a*mo?

WHAT GOOD TO ME IS A DESTROYED CITY?

GEE, I DUNNO.

NOTHING, YOU BOLTBRAINED DOLT!

WHY SHOULD I BOTHER DOING ANYTHING WHEN I HAVE

THE KING'S OWN DAUGHTER IN MY EVIL CLUTCHES!

THE KING WILL HAVE TO SURRENDER THE CITY TO ME!

AND LABYRINTH -WITH ALL ITS RICHES -WILL BE MINE!

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS?

ABSOLUTELY NO INTERFERENCE FROM THAT MEDDLING HEDGEHOG!

OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES, MR. GROUNDER.

IT IS TIME TO ISSUE AN ULTIMATUM!

IF THAT ODORIFEROUS EGGBELLY HARMS ONE HAIR OF MY DAUGHTER'S

HEAD, I'LL -

GROUNDER: ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

HIS MAGNIFICENT MALEVOLENCE, THE MAJESTIC DOCTOR ROBOTNIK,

CALLING KING SALINE!

LOWER THE VIEWSCREEN.

WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, YOU REVOLTING WAD OF ROTTEN SEAWEED?

PLEASE.

SPARE ME THE FLATTERY, KING SALINE.

I'VE COME TO MAKE YOU A MOST GENEROUS OFFER.

LET MY DAUGHTER GO, YOU --YOU PUTRID PILE OF

PORPOISE PAUNCHINESS!

YOUR DAUGHTER IS PERFECTLY FINE.

HOW LONG SHE STAYS THAT WAY DEPENDS ON YOU.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

JUST YOUR KINGDOM -AND ALL THE POWER PEARLS WITHIN IT.

NEVER!

I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, YOUR MISERABLE MAJESTY.

EITHER YOU HAND OVER YOUR KINGDOM TO ME-

OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR DAUGHTER AGAIN!

THAT TWO-TIMING TYRANT!

HOW DARE HE!

I'LL --I'LL --!

I'LL DO WHAT HE SAYS.

I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.

SONIC: OH, YES YOU DO, YOUR DUDESHIP!

YOU CAN FIGHT! AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU!

WHAT!?

YOU AGAIN!?

GUARDS!

ARREST THESE INTRUDERS!

BUT YOUR MAJESTY!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE'RE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

IF YOU'RE WITH THAT NO-GOOD WASTREL,

YOU'RE UNDOUBTEDLY FREE-LOADING BUMS!

TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON!

TAILS: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?

I DUNNO, KEED, THIS ISN'T THE WARM CIVIC WELCOME I EXPECTED!

ROBOTNIK: [MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

FORTY-FIVE MINUTES LEFT!

FORTY-FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THAT KINGDOM

AND ALL ITS POWER PEARLS ARE MINE!

OH, YOU'RE A GENIUS, YOUR EMINENCE!

AND YOU'RE ALSO REAL SMART, TOO.

YES!

AND WITH THE ENERGY CONTAINED IN THOSE POWER PEARLS,

I'LL BE ABLE TO BUILD A GIANT ROBOT ARMY!

AN ARMY THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED -EVEN BY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

YAAAAAA!

MAN!

THIS KING SALINE COULD SURE USE A LESSON IN GUEST RELATIONS!

YEAH!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PRINCESS'S BOYFRIEND!

I AM.

BUBBLES IS MY BODACIOUS BABE.

BUT HIS DUDESHIP THOUGHT I WAS NOT WORTHY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

WELLLLLL..

KING SALINE MAY BE MY KINDA GUY AFTER ALL.

LOOK, I KNOW I'M NOT, LIKE, MR. WONDERFUL OR ANYTHING.

BUT BUBBLES IS, LIKE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME, DUDES.

BUT WE GOTTA SAVE HER!

PLEASE?

HEY! NOT ONLY WILL WE SAVE YER MAIN SQUEEZE,

SURFBRAIN, BUT IF WE PULL THIS OFF RIGHT,

WE'LL GET HER DAD TA WELCOME YA WITH OPEN ARMS AS WELL!

REALLY?

THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE!

BUT HOW'RE WE GONNA GET OUTA HERE?

LEAVE THAT T' SONIC!

YEAH! MY TRIPLE-SPIN BUZZSAW BLASTER WILL FLATTEN THAT DOOR

IN NOTHING FLAT!

WHAT!? WHAT NOW?

A JAILBREAK!

WHY YOU PUSHIN' ME, DUDE?

SO IT'LL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LEADIN' THIS BREAKOUT!

NOW SAY SOMETHIN' BRAVE.

THIS WAY, DUDES!

OUR FIGHT FOR THE KINGDOM HAS JUST BEGUN!

YEAAAHOOO!

BY THE SACRED POWER PEARLS!

THAT YOUNG WASTREL HAS MORE INITIATIVE THAN I GAVE HIM

CREDIT FOR.

NOT TO MENTION THE FASTEST FEET IN THE KINGDOM!

FIVE MORE MINUTES OH, WHAT THE HECK.

GO AHEAD AND FIRE, MR. SCRATCH.

EH?

WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUR EXCELLENCE?

I SAID FIRE!

WHABUCK- BUCK-BUCAAK!? FIRE!

FIRE!! WHERE? WHERE? WHERE!?

GIVE ME THAT! I'LL DO IT!

NO! IT'S MINE!

[FIGHTING]

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FIRE ON THAT KINGDOM!

AYE-AYE! AYE-AYE!

BOTH: AI-YI-YI!

RIGHT AWAY, YOUR VICIOUSNESS!

WAIT! SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! LOOK!

W)HAAAT! NO!

IT CAN'T BE!

IT'S THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG!

AND SURFF!

FULL SPEED AHEAD, MR. SCRATCH!

NOW!

BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS!

UH, OH!

LOOKS LIKE OLD EGGBELLY'S SPOTTED US!

LET'S GET MOVING!

WAIT!

LET'S TAKE THESE POWER PEARLS, DUDES!

THEY MAY BE USEFUL!

JUST MOVE IT, WILLYA?

WE'RE UNDER att*ck, HERE!

THAT HEDGEHOG SHALL NOT ESCAPE ME THIS TIME!

FIRE TWO, MR. GROUNDER!

FIRE TWO WHAT, TO WHERE?

FIRE TWO TORPEDOES TO STOP THAT HEDGEHOG!

I'LL DO IT!

IT'S MY TURN!

IT'S MINE!

TORPEDO ON OUR TAILS, SONIC!

I'M PEDALING AS FAST AS I CAN, KEED!

THE POWER PEARLS!

YOU BANG 'EM TOGETHER LIKE THIS, AND THEY EXPLODE

IN FIVE SECONDS!

EXPLODE.

YEAH! BIG BLAST, TOO!

IN FIVE SECONDS.

MORE OR LESS, YEAH.

THEN COULD I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

SURE, DUDE! FIRE AWAY!

GET RID OF IT!

OH! YEAH! GOOD THINKING, DUDE!

YEAH! WHAT A LIGHTSHOW!

YEAH, BUT IF I KNOW ROBOTNIK, THE SHOW'S JUST BEGINNING!

THAT MISERABLE MAMMAL WILL SOON LEARN THE PRICE OF DEFYING

DR. ROBOTNIK!!

MR. SCRATCH!

SUMMON MY ROBORAY!

AT ONCE, YOUR APPALLING MAJESTY!

I SIMPLY MUST COME UP WITH A BETTER TO SUMMON MY

APPROVAL RAY..

SURFF: WHOA! WHAT NOW, DUDES?

TAILS: I DON'T KNOW -

SONIC: BUT YOU CAN BET WE AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT!

CHECK IT, DUDES!

DID YOU HEAR THAT -?

AAAAAAGH!

GET US OUT OF HERE!

AND GET US OUT NOW!

OH, NO!

SURFF!

I FEAR YOUR BEAMISH BEAU WILL NOT EVEN MAKE ONE BITE

FOR MY ROBORAY! [LAUGHS]

OWWWWWWW!

BAD NEWS, BUDS - I'VE BEEN CHECKIN' TODAY'S SUSHI MENU

-AND I THINK WE'RE ON IT!

NOT YET!

WHAT THAT MECHANICAL MONSTER NEEDS IS JUST A LITTLE TOUCH OF

INDIGESTION -HEDGEHOG STYLE!

TIME FOR A SHARP att*ck OF HEARTBURN!

YEAH, SONIC! DO IT!

NOOOOOO!

WAY TO GO, SONIC!

YOU SURE FILLETED THAT FLOUNDER!

WHY, THAT PESKY PORCUPINE!

I'LL PULVERIZE HIM!

att*ck, MR. SCRATCH!

AYE-AYE, SIR! att*ck! att*ck!

MISTER SCRATCH!

RAISE THE ROBOTNI-CHAIR.

AYE AYE, BOSS!

LOWER THE CHAIR, MISTER SCRATCH. LOWER THE CHAIR!

I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS! SWING HER AROUND,

SURFF!

GRAB A COUPLE OF THOSE POWER PEARLS!

SO! THEY WANT TO RAM ME, DO THEY!?

VERY WELL!

DO WELL!

I MUST SAY, THE BOY'S SHOWING IMPRESSIVE RESOLVE!

BUT THERE'S NO CHANCE, IS THERE?

WAIT FOR IT...

RAMMMMING SPEEEEED!

NOW!

NOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHHH! OH!

AND SO, FOR YOUR COURAGE AND RESOURCE IN FIGHTING

THE EVIL ROBOTNIK, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU COMMANDER OF

THE ROYAL LABYRINTHINE DEFENSE FORCE!

OH, SURFF!

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

SO, DUDES!

STICKING AROUND FOR THE WEDDING?

NAW.

WE GOTTA GET BACK.

ROBOTNIK'S SURE TO BE STARTING SOMETHING ELSE PRETTY SOON.

WELL, WE'RE ALL IN THE FIGHT TOGETHER.

GIVE ME A HOLLER ANYTIME, DUDE.

I'LL DO THAT.

WELCOME TO THE REBELS AGAINST ROBOTNIK .

DUDE.

HEY, GROUNDER YOU GORGEOUS HUNK OF HIGH-TECH..

YOU CAN HAVE MY TURN.

OH, NO, OL' BUDDY, YOU CAN HAVE MY TURN.

PLEASE AFTER YOU .

OH, NO, NO, NO, I INSIST AFTER YOU!

WILL YOU SHUT UP AND ROW!

- I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

HEY DUDES!

CHECK THIS OUT!!

SONIC! HE'S GONNA JUMP!

LOOKS MORE LIKE HE'S GONNA TAKE A DIVE TO ME.

TOTALLY RADICAL!

DIVING INTO SHALLOW WATER WON'T HURT A CARTOON CHARACTER.

BUT A REAL PERSON COULD WIND UP REALLY HURT OR WORSE.

THANKS, TAILS.

THAT WOULDA BEEN A MAJOR BUMMER.