01x53 - The Mobius 5000

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Hi there, race fans.

This is Andy Pandatelli, coming to you live from the starting

line of the Mobius , the grueling,

round the world road race, with a ten thousand mobiums prize

to the winner.

Wow! Ten thousand mobiums.

I could really feather my robo nest with that kind of cash.

This bird's gonna come in first.

Oh, wanna bet!

l'm faster than you.

You're on! Ready...set GO!

Huh?

STOP!!

Uh, hi, your mercifulness.

We were just getting ready to win you the big race today.

Ptui!

You piston brains.

I've got more important plans than winning that paltry prize.

This race will give me the perfect opportunity to get rid

of Sonic for good.

Great! How are we going to do it?

You? Ha!

I'm using professionals this time.

I want you two to deliver this to the Porcupine Orphanage.

And don't screw up!

Who, us?

Screw up?

Don't be silly.

Whoahhhhhhhh!

Ahh!

Sometimes I "think I would have been better off if I'd had a

vacuum cleaner and a toaster for assistants.

All right, squirt, first one to clear the table wins

a dozen chili dogs.

Whatever you say, hippo man.

Heh, heh!

This magnetic ball will fix him.

Uh Eight ball, corner pocket.

Hey! What gives?

Tough luck!

My turn. Hmmm.

How 'bout the three and the four ball in the corner,

nine and eleven in the side, with the seven,

two and thirteen in the back corners off a combination sh*t

knocking the one, three, five and ten in the far pocket.

And whatever's left in the other corner.

That's impossible.

You wanna double the bet?

Done.

Uh You sure this is the first time you played this game?

Yep! Pay up!

Mmm-mmm!

I'm gonna enjoy these.

Don't forget-my cut, Tails.

Hey! That's cheating!

Oh, no!

I knocked those balls in fair and square.

This is cheating!

[laughter]

Sonic! You've got to help me.

It'll have to wait 'til after lunch.

Okay! I can help you now.

Dr. Robotnik is threatening to close down our orphanage

if I don't pay him , mobiums by tomorrow.

Gee! I'd like to help you,

but where am I gona to get , mobiums?

It Is just two hours to the beginning of the Mobius .

Stay tuned to see who will win the , mobium first prize.

I think we just found our , mobiums.

I know just the guy to build us the fastest car in the world.

Need some help?

Yes.

Do you see a nuclear- powered, self-propelled multipurpose

hair styling scissors and razor anywhere?

I think so.

Just press the little red button.

Then DUCK!

Still got a few bugs in it.

Bugs? Piranhas is more like it.

Down boy! Down!

I need your help, Professor K- Stein.

What can I do for ya, Sonic?

I need to win the Mobius .

Oh! Is that all?

I thought you were gonna want something complicated,

like a space warp straightener.

These little babies are hard to come by,

ya know.

Just happen to be working on a super all-terrain vehicle

in my spare time.

Shouldn't take more than a few months to build it.

Looks like you've got all the necessary parts.

Don't go away.

Now to make a few aesthetic modifications.

Ahhhh!

Took a little longer than I figured,

but I think it was worth the wait, don't you?

Welcome, race fans, to the Mobius !

Boy, she really is a gas guzzler!

Yeah, but she's fast! Nothing on Mobius can b*at her!

That's what he thinks!

Racebots!

Is everything ready?

Scraper, ready!

Scorpion, ready!

Speedo, ready!

X-Moto, ready!

Excellent!

Have you got your programming straight?

DESTROY SONIC!

Right!

The cars are in position.

[cheering]

This rubber solvent'll fix him.

Heh, heh, heh.

And the race 'is on!

It's not working.

I knew those dumb racebots couldn't mess up Sonic as good

as we could.

Unfortunately, they can do as good a job messing up US.

Tails: Do you get the feeling someone doesn't want us to win

this race?

Yeah.

And I get a stronger feeling that someone is Robotnik.

I'll jack up the car.

You fellas grab the spare tires.

I'm sure I put that self- propelled tire jack in here

somewhere.

Shhh!

Aha!

There you are!

Musta fallen out of the trunk.

A bit battered, but you'll do.

Your move, Sonic.

All set.

Get rid of the jack, professor, and let's get juicing.

Will do, Sonic.

Mmmmmmnmmunph.

Hello, Robo Club? Send out a truck, quick.

The drivers are heading out of the city toward some pretty

rough terrain.

Rocket Robin, in car number is in the lead.

Yah! Wahoo!

Not any more.

Looks like Robotnik's racebots aren't exactly

courteous drivers.

Remember, it's not whether you win or lose,

but how you "juice" the competition.

But we have to win or Robotnik will close the orphanage.

No prob!

We'll juice the competition and win.

Scorpion to Dr. Robotnik...

Scorpion to Dr. Robotnik.

What is it?

Sonic is right behind me. What are your orders?

Plan A.

Right.

Sonic, look out for those thumbtacks!

No prob, little bud.

Now to reverse polarity!

Ow! Oooh! Oh! Aah!

All right, hedgehog, if it's stinging you want

it's stinging you'll get.

I don't think we can take too many more of those "stingers".

We won't have to.

Hang on!

Woooaaaahh!!

Terrific. He shorted out the power.

Better turn on the emergency generator.

I just hope the exterminator got rid of those rat traps

Dooooohhh!

The drivers are coming out of the mountains and heading

towards Mobius' frozen polar region.

A thousand miles of ice ahead.

Better put on the a*t*matic chains.

Scraper awaiting instructions. Over.

Proceed with Plan B.

Roger.

What's that?

Oh, no!

The ice is splitting open!

Better switch this baby into "over-juice!"

It just missed us.

Maybe.

But I don't think we're going to miss it!

Look!

Wahh!

Ha! Got him!

Uh-oh! Sonic and his team are buried under a ton of ice.

Will they be able to get free in time.

Will they win the race?

Will they be able to save the orphanage?

WILL YOU SHUT UP??

You're spoiling my victory party.

Yippeeee!!

I got Sonic!

Nice work, Scraper. You got him.

Come on, let's win this race and get back to Robotnik's fortress.

Yeah! He promised us a big reward.

D-D-Did you hear that?

D-d-d-doctor RRobotnik's going to reward them.

H-H-H-He'll probably M-M-make them his new Super special

S- Sonic Search and S-S-S-Smash Squad.

And throw us in the recycling b-b-bin to be turned

into soup cans.

Well, you know what?

There's only one thing to d-d-do.

We've got to save S-S-Sonic in order to make those racebots

look b-b-bad.

R-R-Right!

Then we can stop S-S-Sonic and get the credit.

Great idea, Grounder.

Oh, I could k-k-kiss you for that.

Sheesh!

I never knew you cared, Scratch.

I don't!

My lips are frozen to your nose cone.

Nnrrgg!

Don't worry, I'll get 'em loose.

Did it!

Aah! My nose!

Put it out, put it out!

Ahh.

Thanks.

That's all right.

Sonic: I've got to cut us out of here.

B-b-but if you do, you'll wreck the car and lose the race.

And Mrs. Pine and the kids will get kicked out of the orphanage.

And if I don't I'll be a blueberry p-ppopsicle.

I guess you're right.

You order a frozen pizza?

It's Scratch and Grounder.

Uh, sorry.

Must have the wrong avalanche.

Sonic! Those guys are up to something.

Never mind.

This is our chance to get back in the race, ace.

I hope we didn't make a mistake letting them go.

Don't worry.

I've got an idea how to fix them good.

We're catching up with those rotten racebots.

Take the wheel, Tails.

I'm feeling artistic.

What was that?

One ice sculpture, coming up.

C'est magnifique!

And it's not half bad, either.

Hey! A shortcut to the finish line.

I'll b*at the others and take the credit for stopping Sonic.

Ahhhh!

Cool move, huh?

Two down, two to go.

Hey!

The racers are past the halfway point,

and are about to enter the deadly Chemical Plant Zone.

Where Sonic the Hedgehog is now in the lead.

According to my calculations, Sonic is ready for a pit stop.

And that gas station is the last one for a hundred miles.

In that case I guess we better get some gas.

No, not us, densebot!

We're gonna hijack the station.

And introduce Sonic to Mr. Badwrench.

We're due for a pit stop, Sonic.

Better stop at that station up ahead.

Robo Service. How can we help you?

Fill 'er up! Check the tires!

Change the oil! Clean the windows.

Oh, and most important of all, bring us thirty chili dogs.

Yessir.

All right, now's our chance.

I'll take out the engine, you get the time b*mb.

Right.

YOWWWWWW!

Careful, you dimdroid!

Ooh! Sorry.

Help me lift this engine out.

Ow!

I'll just set this b*mb timer for seconds..

Okay, Grounder, attach the chain to the b*mb and I'll lift it

into the car.

Huh?

Here's your chili, you dirty dog.

Er, I mean, your thirty chili dogs, sir.

That'll be mobiums.

Thanks. Gotta blow, Joe.

You're going to blow, all right.

Say!

This engine of yours is running smoother than ever,

professor.

Whooaaa!!

We did it, Grounder.

That poor guy is gonna be smoked hedgehog in five seconds.

Four, three, two, one -

on the chicken!

Those brainless bimbos botched it again!

Speedo!

Yes, Dr. Robotnik.

I want you to drag race with Sonic.

And cut him down to size.

Ha, ha, hal

I'm on my way.

Wanna drag?

Hey! Sonic's the name, speed's my game.

Yaaaaahhh!!

Heh-heh! Time to'go for a little spin, hedgehog!

Whoahhhhh!

We're heading for the toxic chemicals.

That junk's eating right through the cracks.

Hmm.

We've only got seconds before the entire car dissolves.

In that case we'll just have to put it into maximum overdrive

and juice outta this juice.

UP! OVER! And GONE!!

What ?!

Curse you, hedgehog.

I'll get you yet.

X-Moto! Forget about Sonic.

Just win the race.

No problem, sir. I'll win.

The racers, what's left of them, have just left the Chemical

Plant Zone and are headed for the Casino Zone.

[horns honking]

Tails: We'll never get through this traffic jam.

So long, Sonic!

Well, we gave it our best sh*t, Sonic,

but I guess we lost.

Not yet, professor.

I think I know a shortcut.

Cool move, Sonic.

This special zone will take us right to the finish line.

If we can grab enough rings.

Go for it!

It's been nearly and hours the Mobius is about to end,

with Dr. Robotnik's racebot, X-Moto,

heading for the finish line...

Wait a minute!

Sonic's just emerged from a Special Zone.

This race isn't over yet!!

Oh, you wanna play dirty, huh?

Excuse me!

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

I' doing some mondo motocross riding.

You're gonna to love this move.

UP! OVER!

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

and YOU'RE GONE!

That little spiny rat won't defeat me.

I've still got Plan z.

Sorry I'm late.

I ran into this cute little possum at a chili dog stand and

just hadda stop and have breakfast with her.

Looks like we're going to win, Sonic.

[crowd cheering]

One instant impenetrable neutron wall coming up.

Ha! Try to get through that, hedgehog.

Tails: Sonic! Hit the brakes!

Too bad, Sonic.

Looks like you won't be saving the orphanage after all.

I wouldn't be too sure about that,

Robuttnik.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[cheers]

I hope I'm still covered under warranty.

[cheering]

And Sonic the Hedgehog has won the Mobius !

Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

Seatbelt on, IiI bro?

Check.

Oh, quit distracting me!

You'll make us crash!

Ahhh!

[crash]

[cheers]

When you ride in a car, remember, always wear

your seat belt and never distract the driver!

In a car, play it cool and don't bea fool

that's the number one rule.