01x02 - Mater the Greater

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If I'm lying, I'm crying.

Mater, are you all right?

Oh, sh**t, that was nothing.

I used to be a daredevil.



- What?



- That's right.

Folks would come from all around to see my stunts.

Mater!

Mater!

Ladies and gentlecars, Mater the Greater!

Get your Mater teeth right here!

Two buck teeth for one buck!

You're a hero, man!

And there he goes!

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Coming through.

Good to see you.

My bad.

Hey, Ricky, how's the kid?

Watch your hood!

He did it!



- Mater is greater!



- You're the car!

l did all kinds of stunts.

Fire!

I busted nearly every part in my body.

But the biggest stunt Mater the Greater ever did was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

Jumping Carburetor Canyon?

No way.

Yes way, you remember.

You was there, too.

What?



- Ready, buddy?



- Ready?

All right then, get 'er done!

Well, what happened?

You didn't make it.

Well, see you later!

Come on, guys, let's go!