01x11 - Lost and Found

[bunniefuu]

The Lunar rover's picking up some
serious seismic activity.

Eh, must be an asteroid impact.
Bring it around for a closer look.

What is that thing?
- Whatever it is, it's no asteroid.

Something's moving.

Watch out-

Careful, you copper-clad klutz!
You stepped in something!

But with a few
dancing lessons,

you'll be light on your
stabilizing servos, like me!

Cha cha cha!

SILENCE, BLITZWING!

I DID NOT FOLLOW THIS BEACON HALFWAY ACROSS THE GALAXY,

FOR DANCING LESSONS!

THIS WAS MEGATRON'S SHIP!

Starscream never did
have a knack for parking!

Curious. Zis is also ze same quadrant
where we last heard from Lockdown.

DO NOT MENTION THAT WORTHLESS,
BOUNTY HUNTING SCRAP HEAP.

HE IS A DISGRACE TO
THE GLORIOUS NAME OF DECEPTICON!

you fool!

He was helping a secret revenge
against those accursed Autobots

for destroying Megatron!

NO! MEGATRON LIVES.
I FEEL IT IN MY CENTRAL PROCESSOR.

I BELIEVE ONLY TWO THINGS,

THE DECEPTICONS
WILL RULE CYBERTRON.

AND MEGATRON WILL RULE
THE DECPTICONS!

OUR GLORIOUS LEADER AWAITS!

Hey, watch the fender!

Timeout! Fan interference!

First off, I'm no fan
of this childish game.

Second, the only interference
is with my stasis nap!

Yeesh, what a grouch.
Game on!

He's breaking away!

The crowd goes wild!

He sh**t!

He-!

Ooh... bad luck!

Was it, really?

Oops, how'd that get there?

Sari, how many times
do I have to tell you?

That key is not a toy.

I said knock it off!

But I'm not doing that.

This is not good.

The objects of unknown origin
struck without warning.

Police are warning
the public not to panic.

Zis can't be those
miserable Autobots.

They're far too small!

But look at zat one!

It's big, it's bold, it's sassy!

YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR
BELOVED LEADER, MEGATRON?

TALK!

It's about time
they came for me.

But can they be trusted?

After all, I've already been
betrayed by one of my own.

Did you hear? Those Decepticons
are looking for us.

Let's go kick their motherboards!

You stay here.

But I wanna-

We've barely held our own
against one Decepticon.

We're not risking
your life against two.

Yeah, Ratchet's right.
It's too dangerous.

We need to lure them away from innocents.
- But... aren't we innocent?

Autobots, transform and roll out!

Sari, go home.
Stay there.

You sound just like my dad!

AUTOBOTS, SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS!
AND FACE YOUR DOOM!

Heard you were
looking for us.

But how about
we skip the "doom" part?

Way to whiff... "torchy"!

Ze name is Blitzwing, and
I'm just getting warmed up!

Can't hold them off!

Then I'll just have to
shove him off!

FOOLS! NO ONE MOVES LUGNUT!

Hold still, Autobot scum!

Why don't you chill out?

As you wish.

Hang on, Bumblebee!

NOW, WHERE IS OUR
GLORIOUS LEADER?

WHERE IS MEGATRON?

Big, scary dude?

Didn't he turn into a fireball
somewhere over Cleveland?

IT- IT'S A LIE!

MEGATRON LIVES!

If I told you once,
I've told you a thousand times...

Give me some warning
before you use ze punch!

Hmm... Blitzwing's
a bit unstable,

but Lugnut appears
to be truly loyal.

Transmit on Lugnut's
frequency only.

Lugnut, your loyalty
has been rewarded.

I am here.

MASTER... WHERE ARE YOU?

Rest assured, I am
close at hand.

Who are you talking to?

MEGATRON CALLS!
WE MUST FIND HIM.

But the Autobots...

ARE UNIMPORTANT.
MEGATRON AWAITS!

That was... different.

Let go, you deranged Decepticon!

NO, THE MASTER CALLS!

And they say I'm the crazy one!

What in sparks gotten into you?

I HEARD HIM.

I HEARD OUR MASTER'S VOICE.

Maybe I should clean out
your audio receptors... with my fists!

I didn't hear anything!

Except zat.

Ze Autobots have
called in reinforcements.

Perhaps we should lay low

until we can determine
their strength, and numbers.

I WILL NOT HIDE!
I WILL STAND PROUDLY

AND SHOUT MEGATRON'S NAME
TO THE HEAVENS!

Oh, for spark's sake...

Lugnut, you iron-brained idiot.

We don't need to attract
any unnecessary attention.

YE- YES, YES, AS YOU
COMMAND, MASTER.

I WILL FIND A DISGUISE.

I will choose
zis fighter jet.

No, the as*ault t*nk!

Jet.

t*nk!

Ze jet.
- t*nk!

Jet.
- t*nk!

Why not scan both?

Hey, someone wanna tell me

how something that big
can just disappear?!

Oh, my aching chassis.

You're lucky you're still online
after facing those Decepticons.

I think one of them
has a screw loose.

Just one.

Crazy or not,

we still can't risk them
getting their servos on the AllSpark.

And we can't endanger
any more innocent lives.

We'll have to repair our ship

and move the AllSpark
off this planet.

We can't just pick up and go,

how will we break
the news to Sari?

She's a big girl.
She'll understand.

NO!

I think she's taking it well.

Sari, please, try to understand.

We don't have a choice.

It's only a matter of time before
even more Decepticons follow us here.

So?

Grow up, kid.

The only way for us
to protect your planet

and the AllSpark is to go.

We're running out of time, Sari.

Ratchet can't fix our ship
without you and your key.

You want me to spend
the next megacycles

alone, on a spaceship

at the bottom of
Lake Erie with this...

Protoform?!

Well, I'm not helping you leave

and I'm definitely
not working with some...

grumpy old bot!

Like it or not,
you two are partners.

Allies. Friends.

That's an order.

What a strange little planet.

Look at zem, all scurrying back and forth
like so many nanobots.

UGH, WOULD YOU SHUT IT DOWN
FOR CYCLES?

I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF THINK!

You mean, you can't hear
those voices in your head.

Lugnut...
- WHAT WAS THAT?

I said, "You mean, you can't hear
those voices in your head."

NO, NOT YOU.

HOW MAY I SERVE YOU, MASTER?

This key has been charged
by the AllSpark.

I'm uploading a sample of
its unique energy signature.

Follow that. And it will lead you
to the AllSpark itself.

Bring the AllSpark to me.

And with its limitless power, I will make
my triumphant return.

YE- YES. I WILL NOT
FAIL YOU, MASTER.

YOUR DESTINY
WILL BE FULFILLED!

Here we go again.

Move along, kid,
we haven't got all night!

I forgot my schemes on it.
- Climb in.

Ugh, do old bots always
smell funny?

Can we try it
without the attitude?

No...

Uh-oh, not again.

Go! We'll try and
hold them off.

Uh... shouldn't we be running
in the other direction?

PREPARE TO PERISH, AUTOBOTS!

Hang on, kid.

NO!

Whoa!

You bungling defect!
You just helped them escape!

Think we lost them?

Actually, I'd say we're in
over our heads.

Way over our heads.

Where are you going?

To even the odds.

Cowards! Come out and
face your inevitable fate!

Come in and make us, buckethead!

I will crush you, circuit by circuit!

BLITZWING, WAIT.

You cannot hide forever!

Who's hiding?

Coward! Come back
and fight like a bot!

MY TARGETING SENSORS
HAVE NOT FAIL ME.

OH, BLITZWING!

Whose side are you on?

Didn't think we'd forgotten
about you, did you old friend?

Who are you talking to?
- The ship, of course.

Right...

So, you got a crazy virus from
that demented Decepticon?

You're about as much help
as a cracked motherboard.

You don't want my help?

Fine, well I don't want to
help my friends leave!

Or you either!

It's not fair!

Of course...

If I should "accidentally" pull some wire
so the ship won't fly,

everybody would have to stay!

Hey, stop that!

Stupid key!

Whoa! What's the big idea?

No, get back!

Stay away from me!

Help! Help!

Sari, hang on!

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.

I-I tried to keep you from leaving,
but the key wouldn't let me.

It knew!
- I understand.

I've become surprisingly attached to
this little planet and its people.

Especially you.

You have?

If anything happened to you
at the hands of the Decepticons...

that's why we have to leave.

I'd never forgive myself.

How can I help?

What is this room?

This ship was once
a m*llitary vessel.

But its weapons were disabled when
it was put into maintenance service.

If we can reactivate them,

we might stand a chance
against the Decepticons.

Lugnut. Don't get distracted.

I want the AllSpark!

YES... I WILL NOT FAIL YOU, MASTER.

Ooh, peek-a-boo! I see you!

Yes!
- Yes!

Ratchet, we can't
hold them much longer!

Draw them closer to the ship!

Ratchet, have you
cracked a processor?

We're supposed to be keeping them
away from the AllSpark!

Trust me, I have a plan.

I hope it's a good one.

Autobots, fall back!

Run, you sniveling cowards!

I'll hack your system!
I'll frag your hard drive!

I'll crush your scanner!

THERE IT IS. I CAN SENSE IT.

THE PRIZE IS ALMOST
WITHIN OUR GRASP.

Now!

SLAG...

Lugnut?

What's happening down there?

Report, blast you! Report!

Ow! Careful with that.

Don't be such a big baby,
I'm just fixing you up!

While you're at it, do you think
you could customize me?

Maybe add some of those
rims that spin?

This key isn't a toy, Bumblebee.

We're gonna need its power
to repair the rest of your ship!

Yeesh... you sound
just like Ratchet!

Atta girl.
- Hey...

don't be in such a hurry
to get rid of us.

Even with the key, it'll take a while for
the ship to become fully operational.

We might be around
for a long, long time.

Help! Give me a hand!
O-or a foot!

No, how about the pelvis?
- OH MASTER

I FAILED YOU. SHOW ME A SIGN
THAT YOU FORGIVE ME!

I'll help you downgrades.

But only if you pledge
undying allegiance to me!