01x17 - att*ck from Outer Space

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at this point everything has to work

perfectly or they could postpone the

launch ten

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liftoff

that is sweet what am i gonna have to do

before they let me become an astronaut

you'll have to work really hard koji

work oh man like starting today starting

whenever you want to be an astronaut all

clear rocket booster separation and 45

kilometers

hey

sweet

this is a textbook perfect battle

maneuver they think movor is their space

shuttle now mover only has to locate the

autobot base and we can att*ck and

destroy it child's play

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now this is the life it's like a zero

gravity candy salon up here no more

final countdowns or booster tanks that

they almost gave me a hernia

that's one big cloud that'd be great

cover if i was launching an att*ck

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quit daydreaming we're ready to att*ck

get us the coordinates for the autobot

base yes sir coordinates for one autobot

base coming right up

yeah why don't we just start simple and

track an auto bottom two

where are you stinking

looks like this one's bringing some

cargo back to base

you were in front of the same fire

hydrant last week little man

no parking wow unbelievable all these

violations are going to make this a

hectic afternoon let's go little man

come on why are you so careful with

these stupid cars quit towing things

around and go back to base your mind was

strong could you possibly be more in

touch with your inner autobot

bingo look no further than a cop prowls

perfect do-gooder maybe you'll be kind

enough to lead me back to the autobot

base i can't catch him i need backup he

just hit the on-ramp he's headed for

quadrant three they're coming this way

and they're gonna need my help all

available units full pursuit in effect

suspect is in a purple sedan headed

eastbound on the harbour freeway

this is unit three hang in there guys

i'm on the case

where's this guy going

this is your degree in hot pursuit

that crafty little cop is hiding from

are they onto us already it looks like

they called him decoys

so tell me skerge what novel information

does move

these would be the global positioning of

the enemy lair sir

where are the autobots hiding

sir we have not yet heard from movor

come in

respond have you located the autobot

headquarters yet

yes no what here's a little game for you

guys pin the laser on the auto which one

is proud huh

i think i see him in the top right

corner move or no i think he's in the

bottom left come on i see him he's right

in the middle one of those two oh even

if you find proud he's caught up in a

car chase move or identify any autobahn

headed back to base hey this ain't easy

not with the optics i scanned in from

the shuttle

now before i scan you into sheet metal

find one now move where are the autobots

move forward that impatient freak i

don't see him doing anything what is

that

look i told you before we're doing the

cheekbone the cheekbone is not the nose

it doesn't curve so stop pulling so hard

no tell them they have to go a little

bit to the right okay now you gotta

start turning to the right all right

it's curved just a little bit at the end

it's not like this is the mona lisa it's

just supposed to be a rendezvous boy

you're preaching to the choir as far as

i'm concerned we could have lit a flare

for him but sky bite wants a monument

can't you just see the look at

megatron's eyes as he flies into the

rendezvous point

somehow when the decepticon said try

drawing megatron's face in the ground i

thought they were kidding you think

megatron would want this done before or

after we defeat all the autobots my

money's on after ha they actually did it

that is so lame

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none of the frequencies the space agency

gave us for the shuttle are working not

even the emergency ones optimus any

ideas there might be a blind spot in the

orbit tie try patching it again through

a satellite

still nothing

is this the image data we're receiving

from the shuttle now

i think so optimus but i'm going back to

recheck all of the

we've lost the signal again

i knew a gal then gertie miguel

is everything all right out there oh

everything's born all right out here

darling it's beautiful how about you

folks we're fine if you are all right

and then we're both fine now if you'll

excuse me i have some serious

off-roading to do

you know i might need a new set of

optics but that is not the autobot i was

locked on

i'm gonna find their headquarters no

matter what i have to

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all of a sudden today got a little less

beautiful

you seem to have driven right to your

own demise

i don't normally say this kind of thing

but uh this is absolutely perfect

when i'm catching flies by your memorial

i may put a flower down sometime

we're gonna take you off road all right

for good

don't do it guys i've seen this kind of

thing in western the guy who's trapped

always wins in the end

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now how many pieces do you want to be

broken into you're vastly outnumbered

sure you don't want to run not a chance

shark butt we'll have it your way then

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is down

x-bron come out come out wherever you

are

hey where'd he go oh man i can't see a

thing me neither

i'll have to let him go for now i got to

get back to base and report this

well what any sign of him nothing

come out instant all about face your

doom

i try to warn them but would they listen

no

now i gotta find someone to lead me

around the world again before we find

their face and if that doesn't work i

quit i'm gonna move to the moon or

something

there's got to be a reason we can't

contact the space shuttle strange why

would the shuttle be tracking x brawn

man i think i might have been having

battery palpitations there for a while

ex bron what happened to you what

happened a couple of rodents and a tuna

fish with teeth that's what you were

ambushed by the predacons why didn't you

call on us if i'd had time and a

payphone i might have but something kept

jamming my signal i don't believe it

optimus

the shuttle that we've been trying to

reach for a while is just a

a one time what's the matter with the

shuttle

i'm afraid that ship's a total fake

because the real shuttle and its crew

are hostages that's what the agency just

said i don't get it who would want to

launch a fake shuttle up into space

optimus are you thinking what i am

decepticons it's move w*r i'm sure of it

so it was no mistake that x bron

appeared on our monitor when we tried to

patch into the space shuttle's network

because move or must have been tracking

x brawn little me

why would those guys care where i went

come to think of it they might have been

tracking me you get the feeling this was

move or as well

i'm such a slacker i turned the sensors

off for a chase speaking of slackers

where could sideburn be hold on ty but

optimus what about move or i don't think

move w*r is going to att*ck you're right

they seem to be using the shuttle to

track all of the autobots path

true but they haven't meant to ambush

any of us yet the decepticons just might

be after something greater they may be

using move w*r's ability to trace one of

our paths back to here in that case of

course they know where our base was

is that flying piece of tint still

daydreaming i hear your laughing clear

mega octane i may be in orbit but i'm

not deaf

wonderful listen move or have you made

progress of any kind in finding the

autobot base i wouldn't if it hadn't

been for a couple of fur balls ditch

digging in the deck i'm tracking romeo

on wheels now

good let's follow sideburn you got it

chief

ah come on beautiful slow down just a

little bit you know i can't resist a

shiny red sport model like you hey i

know a great little drive-in theater

it's romantic and it's very very classy

please tell me it's not that blue sports

car again oh it is it totally is

hey blue boy no tailgating just pass on

by and lead us to the base

any time rubber boy anytime

no wait a minute some of the movies out

there are really pretty good i saw this

tv special on one of them about this big

ship that started to sink and that would

only be good if you were on board ouch

that hurt okay that really hurt i'm

deeply wounded i'm in pain look in the

rearview mirror you see pain pain right

here hey i don't believe our luck today

here's another one you know we don't

need to be so nice yeah he's gonna come

right past that

just don't stand there talking prepare

for battle

sky bite you're not about to interfere

with our strategic planet this time did

that mean

what sort of strategy did you intend a

wedding or a could tell you listen

steelhead if megatron wanted to laugh

all he'd need is that pathetic sand

painting you made

he didn't like it and there's this movie

where dinosaurs go around eating people

and even cars it's a shame they missed

you oh there they are i have a chance to

redeem myself to megatron with this

don't do it

skye by terrorize

that had to hurt hey did you see that it

came right out of the sky divine

punishment

we forgot about the autobot he's getting

away they never listen

hey you know what there's another movie

we could see about like aliens that come

down and like take over people's minds

they've already succeeded you're living

proof of that well i'm running out of

types of movies here i guess we could go

see a documentary or something i found

the face

sector 12.

excellent

get ready to annihilate the autobots

from this planet forever sir yes sir

wonderful by my fault my enemy will be

vanquished

my fellow decepticons

behold your true destiny the only

obstacle that separates you from total

world domination

let's move

i do have a sensitive side i can cry at

movies especially during car crashes and

all of my door is dead surprisingly

easily you know maybe we could go see

one of those movies about actually

really falling in love if it doesn't go

on too long thank you but i'd rather eat

a mouthful of thumbtacks

was that supposed to be it

i found an old cooler bottle and a comb

good work movor we just destroyed a

grain silo sorry about that small

miscalculation try the bay in sector 14.

so we're looking for an ultra sacred

yacht club you better be right let's

move out yeah

cyborg you're not stopping uh-oh

that was ten empty summer homes sorry uh

try the power plant

that was just a normal power plant move

or okay it's the airport

no the shipyard

quit pulling my crankshaft to tell me

where the real autobots are see the

thing is i don't really know

please go away i love you red car

stop in the name of true love or at

least slow down a little

huh where'd she go that car has sweet

handling she just ditched me going twice

the speed limit on a hairpin turn i am

so in

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somebody love me out of here

well at least i lost that stupid blue

car

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behind every turn sideburn takes the

decepticons have been making trouble and

man looks like that kid's been taking a

whole lot of turns

todd we'll need to make radio contact

with sideburn but we can't bring him

here no

send them to the pier the decepticons

will follow what about sideburn one

sideburn lures the decepticons to the

pier we'll show up to ensure that

megatron never comes around to look for

our base again no problem

whoa the whole g*ng's back at home

what's going on guys cyber we need you

to go to pier 7b now wait there for

further instruction and that's kind of a

problem guys i was looking for a missing

person a missing person huh i know who

you're looking for and it's that

sad bird that cute red car you've been

chasing is down on pier 7b

we all fixed up a date for you ah that's

awesome you guys are the greatest i'll

be there in less than two minutes i

promise

well i guess that worked good work

ex-bron autobots let's roll out to the

pier for a little day tomorrow

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wow looks like he's headed someplace

pretty important scourge come in this

better be good it is loverboy's making

the beeline for the pier he must be

heading back to base if you're wrong

you'll pay before the kid's headed

somewhere important move out yes sir

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well here i am pierce 7b i don't see

that red car anywhere she's got to be

inside i can't exactly drive on in there

so it's time for me to get a little

creative cyber and transform

makes me much better looking going

somewhere special autobot i hope that's

not my date so this is the secret

autobot base oh no i came here to date a

cute red car not these five ugly

decepticon freak shows answer the

question is this the autobot base or not

what

don't play dumb sideburns what is that

uh lighthouse

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you lied to me man i'll never find that

red car now lug head sideburn just a

little joke we needed some way to get

you here because them decepticons have

been following you around all day they

want the red car no they wanted our base

they thought you'd stop flirting long

enough to show them where it was you

still tricked me that red car me we

really had an understanding today

sideburn we got a fight now so drop it

gotcha looks like we might be close to

the base after all well it's good enough

for me let's combine and take care of

them right now that's good tactics hold

on we can't do that we're a man down or

a man up we're missing move or forget it

we don't need to look for that base if

we can turn the autobots into scrap

metal right here

that'll be the day

optimus prime battle mode

let's go skurge

this is exciting i have front row

tickets to a heavy metal concert funds

but this is way better i'll just sit

back and watch the action

look around autobots enjoy the view

because you won't be around to see it

anymore

drop the rhetoric it still doesn't make

you right

right on time as usual

transformed

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don't start fighting all at once guys

there's no way you can b*at all of us

good points we don't need to destroy the

base if the autobots leader is out of

the picture optimus prime you're mine

one-on-one with optimus that's gonna

leave a mark the good guy always beats

the bad guy but he doesn't get help from

his g*ng

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targeting targeting locked ugly fire

look i'm sorry just tell scourge not to

move next time you throw me off

lasers from space look that's hardly

sporting

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i hate this guy i really hate this guy

fight's not over yet prime

this time i got pride for

sure prepare to meet your manufacturer

ready

um

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no no no that didn't happen it wasn't me

i swear

you better hope you never set wheels on

this planet again i'd say it's time to

pack it in a good commander knows when

to cut his losses and i'd say he's a big

one

i swear i'm gonna turn that looney bin

shuttle into metal confetti i don't

think i'm real popular right now i never

found the base i blew up the wrong stuff

and it sh*t scourge twice

my nose

so you see we had to continue using you

as the decoy but what about the red car

promise that was cruel and unusual

perhaps but you never would have gone to

the pier otherwise and besides your

pursuit of that red car kept the

decepticons away from our true base

right little man our secret base is

still safe because you have a thing for

red sports cars before i towed you away

for this sort of thing but today you got

the thumbs up

if that's the case i suppose it's okay

if i talk to some more of those

beautiful cars now oh no you don't we're

gonna keep a careful eye on you because

if you act this reckless one more time

oh man i knew it sounded too good to be

true

that's better

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