kids: ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪
kids: ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪
kids: ♪ SpongeBob ♪ - [screaming]
kids: ♪ Will have you screaming ♪
- ♪ While milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪
[screaming]
♪ ♪
kids: ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ When nature's calling, you'll see me hauling ♪
♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪ [toilet flushes]
[whistling tune]
[dramatic music]
[jellyfish buzzing]
- [laughs]
- [buzzing]
- Yah! Aw.
♪ ♪
Yah! Aw.
Aah!
[laughing]
Whoa!
Aah! Oof.
- First catch!
- [buzzing]
[foghorn blares]
- Huh?
[sighs]
That dream again.
That jelly-rrific dream.
Well, today's the day I'm gonna make my dream come true.
[grunts] Wah!
[grunting]
Hmm. Yup.
Yah, yah!
[laughs]
- [snoring] - Patrick,
today I'm gonna catch my first ever jellyfish.
- Tell the ballerinas I caught the gorilla.
- [laughs]
[suction whirring] Aah!
[laughing]
[upbeat tropical music]
Hey, Sandy, it's jellyfishing day!
- [screaming]
Hee-yah!
- Aah!
[grunting]
Whoa!
- [snoring]
- [humming]
♪ ♪
Huh? Ooh.
Today, you will finally be mine.
Huh?
[laughing]
- [snoring] - [humming]
♪ Today's the day ♪
♪ Today's the day ♪
♪ Jellyfishing, today's the day ♪
- [snoring]
- [humming]
Ah.
[grunts]
[chuckles]
There you are.
Sunrise!
["Reveille" tune plays]
- Quiet! - Aw.
[kids whining] - [grunting]
♪ ♪
- [groaning]
I never should've told that annoying kid
to play "Reveille" in the morning.
Pipe down, you!
[grunts]
Whoa, whoa! Ooh.
[groans] - [laughs]
- Ah! - Ow.
- Whoops. - Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
How'd I get out here? What day is this?
- It's the first day of jellyfish season,
Mr. Tentacles.
- Hmm, SpongeBob.
Well, that figures.
Ow. All right, who's the clown?
[clown horn honking]
- Look lively, everyone.
That's it, that's it.
Keep those arms up! [campers whining]
- [heavy breathing]
Mr. Larry, did you know that jellyfish
are the most energy-efficient swimmers
in the entire ocean? - Nope.
- And did you that they eat and poop out of their mouths?
- Ew. Nature is disgusting.
- And did you know
that a jellyfish can lift , times its weight?
- What? No way, Manta Ray.
I'm stronger than a jelly.
Bros and bro-ettes,
get on my back!
[kids cheering]
[grunting]
One...
[sighs]
Two...
- I'm gonna catch a jellyfish today.
Well, bye.
- [grunts]
- Move along, campers.
Let's dispel the onerous lie,
"nerds don't bathe."
- What is this? I feel wet.
Is it blood? Am I bleeding?
[screaming]
- Did you know the jellyfish have been around
since before dinosaurs and that they're not even fish?
- [gasps]
Aah!
- [gurgling]
- Incoming! Take cover!
[whimpers]
[grunts]
I've been soddened by secondhand sponge water.
- I'm gonna catch my first jellyfish today.
- Well, whoop-de-doo.
- Come on, campers.
Move it, move it!
We don't have all morning.
- [groans]
Hey, what do you call this slop?
- I'd tell you, but I'm not supposed to use
that kind of language in front of children.
Keep it moving.
- [laughing]
Jellyfish...
Catching...
Catching jellyfish.
- [groans] Weirdo.
[food squelches]
[sweeping music]
- Jellyfishing!
- Ooh, that's quite a spiffy net you got there, SpongeBob.
- Yeah, it blows bubbles.
[inhales, blows]
Aah...
Ay? Ow.
- Why, that's about as handy
as a hip pocket on a hog.
- Attention, campers.
[militaristic music]
- [grunts] - Hmm.
Today, is--
- The first day of jellyfish season!
[giggling]
Jellies...
- So when I blow this whistle--
- Aah! Jellies!
[heavy breathing]
[laughs]
[heavy breathing]
- Do you need to use the outhouse?
- No. - All right, let's--
- I do!
- Go ahead. We'll wait.
- [laughs]
- [groaning]
- [laughs, sighs]
- [sighs] Everybody ready?
- I'm ready!
- Oh, excuse me!
I left my net in the bathroom! [whimpers]
- Aw. - Huh?
- [chomping loudly]
[campers sighing]
[groaning]
- Ah, forgot what I was doing.
- Your net!
- No, thanks. I got one.
- [groans]
Mmm, all right.
One, two--
- Oh, I think I left the stove on!
- But, Patrick, we have no stove.
- Oh, well, what's the hold up?
Blow your whistle!
- [grumbles] Grr...
[suspenseful music]
[lips smacking]
Mmm.
♪ ♪
- [clears throat] [inhales deeply]
[PA feedback]
- Attention, SpongeBob SquarePants.
You have a call from your mother
in Camp Master Krabs' office.
I repeat, your mama's calling you.
- [whimpers]
Mom?
Jellyfish?
[whistle blows]
[campers cheering]
[stammering]
- The phone.
- The phone! The phone!
[panting]
[gasps]
Aah!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa!
- Huh? Ah!
- [screaming, grunts]
- Hmm.
- Aah! Oh!
Whoa. [grunts]
[heavy breathing]
[stammering]
- Huh?
- [laughs] - Aah!
- Hmm...
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa!
- Are you done? - Mm-hmm.
- Well then,
answer the phone!
Please. - Mm-hmm.
Hi, Mom, I love you, but I'm a little busy here.
- [indistinct chatter] - [cooing]
- Mom, why are you calling? [gasps]
- Oh, good question. Now why was I calling?
- [screaming]
- [indistinct chatter] - [gasps]
There you are! Huh?
Yeah, Mom. [grunts]
Uh-huh. [jellyfish buzzing]
[heavy breathing]
- It's a beautiful clear day here at Kamp Koral
as rookie SquarePants
attempts to net his first ever jellyfish
while simultaneously talking to his mom.
all: Huh? - [grunts]
- And here we see the young jellyfishers'
abstract expressionist period.
Wow, What a talent!
- Sorry, Mrs. Puff!
Yah!
[heavy breathing]
[grunts] - Whoa!
- Simply amazing.
Here SpongeBob combines two sports:
jellyfishing and canoeing.
- Aah!
- And he's bad at both!
He's going, going, gone!
- Aah! Oof.
- And now back to Jelly Meadows.
[dramatic music]
- [gasps]
[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
- [indistinct chatter] - [panting]
- Now I remember what I wanted to ask you.
Have you caught a jellyfish yet?
[campers groaning] - Oh.
Not exactly.
Aah! [grunts]
Bye, Mom! Love you!
[campers screaming]
Wow.
It's just like my dream.
[laughing]
[playful music]
Yah! Yay, I got one!
[whistle blows] Aw.
Ah! [grunts]
Caught ya! [register dings]
Huh?
- Hey, that's my college fund.
- [laughs]
- [yelping]
Yah! I got you this time.
Aw.
Oy-oy-oy! - [grunts]
♪ ♪
[gulps] [burps]
- [whimpers] That's my jellyfish.
- Oh, sorry, buddy.
Here, here.
I'll hold it out for you
while you catch it.
- Ah!
[grunting]
[sighing]
- You're overthinking it.
Try standing closer.
- Closer. Yah!
Aw.
- Bend your knees. Deep breath.
- [inhales deeply]
- Blow your nose.
[nose toots]
Squint your eyes.
Now, where's your jelly face?
Let's see your jelly face!
- Nyah, this is my jelly face!
Rah!
[grunts] [groans]
- Hmm.
- [sighs] [groans]
- Aw, here.
- Yay!
[gasps]
Aw.
[somber music]
[wind whooshes]
Hm?
I'm the worst jellyfisher ever.
[jellyfish buzzes]
- [crying]
- True, but remember, SpongeBob,
all that glitters is not all that jazz.
- [snivels]
Thanks, buddy.
That's some good advice.
- If I were in his shoes,
I'd walk softly and carry no bed of roses.
[jellyfish buzzing]
- All right! I got it!
- Wow, look at this one!
- Wow.
- Oh, boy! Look at mine!
- [buzzing]
- [grunts] Aw.
Wah! Aw.
[heavy breathing] [grunts]
Ah! Yah, yah!
Ha-ha! [gasps]
Yah.
- SpongeBob. That figures.
[both grunt]
- Mr. Tentacles,
you're a sophisticated man of the world.
Everyone says you've seen a fish au naturel.
- It was a painting in a museum.
I told you that. Now get off me!
[both grunt]
- [sighs] Ahem.
- Well, anyway,
you're probably the greatest camper that ever lived.
Maybe you can help me catch a jellyfish.
- Well, that's all true,
but you know, there's really nothing to it.
As a matter of fact,
I saw jelly fly into that cave over there.
- Ooh!
- It should be cornered and easy to catch.
[ding]
- Oh, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I love this camp!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
- Mmm, mmm.
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
Hmm? - [grunts]
- Hmm! [babbles, screams]
- Mr. Tentacles,
it was not a cave.
It was a jellyfish hive.
[grunting]
- [gasps]
[screaming]
[electricity crackles]
- Huh?
Huh?
- Look at them go!
- Wow. - [buzzing]
- One day...
- [screaming]
- Ha.
[campers gasping] - Poor SpongeBob.
Can't seem to catch a single jellyfish in this camp.
We gotta do something.
- How about we bulldoze the camp,
stomp on it,
and chop it to pieces, and eat it.
- Uh, let's put a pin in that.
I've got a better idea.
- [buzzing]
- Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm!
Why am I doing this again?
- Because you feel guilty about getting SpongeBob all stung up.
- Yeah, what else you got?
- 'Cause you will do an amazing job
selling the illusion of a jellyfish,
and you're the best dancer in camp.
- Ha, it's true. I am.
Why, last year, I was "primo ballerino"
in "Under Swan Lake."
You should've seen my dying swan.
- And today, you will die again!
- That's right! - Oof!
- Because today you will dance "Jelly Lake."
- "Jelly Lake"? Hmm...
Okay, I'll do it!
- Hmm.
- ♪ Yesterday didn't count ♪
♪ Today's the day that counts, today, today, today ♪
- Hey, here comes that kid with the pants!
- Yah! [grunts]
- [grunts]
- Ha!
Heeya!
- [screaming]
[grunts] - [groans]
- Aah!
[groans] Are we starting yet?
- Yup, the curtains done come up on "Jelly Lake."
Dance pretty now!
Whoo!
[sweeping music] - Buzz, buzz, buzz.
Buzz, buzz, buzza, buzza, buzz, buzz.
Buzz, buzz, buzz.
- [heavy breathing]
- Huh?
- SpongeBob!
[babbling]
[sighs]
There's a big ugly jellyfish!
- There is?
- And the field is empty!
- Oh, boy! - [heavy breathing]
You'll have to carry me. [grunts]
Right this way.
- Buzz, buzz.
Buzz, buzz, buzz!
- Oh, I don't know, Patrick.
I think there's something wrong with it.
- Go get 'em, tiger!
- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. - I kinda feel sorry for it.
- Can't make it too easy. Ha!
- Wah! - Aah, buzz!
Huh?
- [grunts]
- [screaming]
- [grunts]
- [screaming] Not again!
Aah!
Huh?
Whew.
♪ ♪
[screaming and grunting]
♪ ♪
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
- [groans]
- Is it dead?
[playful music]
- [groans] - Nope, it's alive.
- [murmurs]
- I think it just said a bad word.
- It's wounded! Now's your chance to catch it!
- [whimpering]
[both gasp]
[dramatic music]
- [roars] [all scream]
- [screams] - [gulps]
♪ ♪
[belches]
- Oh, no! This is horrible!
- I know, right? I just can't catch a break.
- No, that wasn't a jellyfish!
That was Squidward in disguise!
- It was? - It was?
- It was!
- [roars]
♪ ♪
all: [heavy breathing]
- Squidward Tentacles is the greatest camp counselor
that ever lived.
He can't end up as monster poop.
Yah!
Yah!
[grunts]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!
- Hmm. [laughs]
[creature roars] [screams]
[campers screaming]
- [roars]
[all screaming]
- Sorry again, Mrs. Puff!
- ...
- [screams] [campers screaming]
- [groans]
[campers screaming]
- [sighs] Look at that, Plankton.
Fresh sea water, wholesome kids,
running around, screaming. - [roars]
- [screams] - What the--
- [grunts]
[campers screaming]
- Whoa! Aah!
- [whimpers]
- Whoa, whoa, uh-oh!
[screaming]
[campers screaming]
[campers whimpering]
- [screaming]
- [snarls] - Hi there, monster.
My name is SpongeBob. You ate my camp counselor,
and I'd appreciate it if you would barf him back up.
- [roars] - Yah!
♪ ♪
- Mmm.
Sponge cake.
- Whee!
Oh!
[heavy breathing]
- [groaning]
- Mr. Tentacles.
- Oh, SpongeBob?
Oh, please, just let me die.
- Not yet.
[triumphant musical sting]
Because there's no problem that a bubble can't solve!
[inhales deeply]
[blows]
- Huh?
[dramatic music]
- [gasps]
- [roars] [both whimpering]
- Huh? - [grumbles]
♪ ♪
- It's incredible, campers,
but the monster appears to be expanding!
Either this is nature at its most majestic,
or we're all gonna be blown to pieces!
[campers screaming]
- [grunts]
[campers screaming]
all: Huh?
Whoa.
- Cool!
[cheers and applause]
- Wow!
- [gasps] Oh.
[laughing]
Thanks. [gasps]
- Whoo-hoo!
- [laughs]
- Yay.
- [laughs]
[campers screaming] - My eyes!
[upbeat tropical music]
- Aah!
- [laughs]
- Aah!
[grunts, mumbles]
- [blows]
- Sorry you lost your dinner.
How 'bout some of Plankton's slop?
- [sniffs] [wretches]
[whimpers]
- [grunts] - [gulps]
- [laughing]
Goodbye! Visit any time!
- [grunting]
- Oh, here. Let me help.
- [stammering]
[groaning]
[campers cheering]
[groans]
- Mr. Squidward, you've done great!
- Ow. [whimpers]
- Yeah!
And SpongeBob caught his first jellyfish!
- [giggles] - Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, but fake jellies don't count.
No jelly badge.
- [sniveling]
- But what you do get
is a Saving-a-Counselor- from-a-Monster-Badge.
[laughs]
- Yeah!
- Congratulations, son.
- Yay, way to go, SpongeBob! - Way to go, SpongeBob!
- I love this camp!
- Yeehaw!
- [grunting]
- [buzzing]
- Ah!
- [buzzing]
- Huh, why is there
a Saving-a-Counselor- from-a-Monster badge?
Like, how often does that happen here?
- I don't know, Sandy.
But I do know one thing.
One day I'm gonna catch me a jellyfish,
and when I catch it,
I'm going to release it!
- Whoa.
[jellyfish buzzing]
♪ ♪
[upbeat whistling music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat tune]
01x01 - The Jellyfish Kid
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Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.
Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.