01x05 - Haircut/Flippy the Fish

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x05 - Haircut/Flippy the Fish

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[Cheerful melodic music]



[Yawning]

[Yawning]

Come on, weenie.

It's saturday.

We're going to have breakfast with henry and daisy

At the big diner.

Roo-roo!



[Knocking]

[Henry] who is it?

It's oswald and weenie.

Time for breakfast.

Roo-roo!

Come on in.

Ready to go to breakfast?

Ready, oswald.

Rrr?

Uh, henry?

You have a feather sticking up on your head.

Oh,

Do i?

There, is that better?

Arr-roo!

Nope.

It popped up again.

Oh. Excuse me a moment.

Great scott!

I'll take care of this.

Where's my walrus-whisker brush?

There, much better.

[Gasps]

Ruff!

You know, henry,

Maybe you should go to the barber

And get a trim.

The barber?

Oh, no, not the barber.

Nope, no--

Much too scary.

But there's nothing to be afraid of.

I hear they use scissors,

And you have to be very careful with scissors.

Oh, I love going to the barber.

After I'm done, he gives me a special lollipop.

A lollipop?

Come on, henry.

I'll go with you.

No, I have a better idea.

I'll just hide this feather.

But how?

Very simple. Just watch.

Hmm...no.

No.

Aha!

There.

Now I don't have to go to the barber.

Let's go meet daisy for breakfast.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hi, guys!

Ready for a little breakfast-a-rooni?

We're ready.

Ruff, ruff!

[Gasps]

Uh, henry,

You have a shoe on your head.

And your point is?

Well...

It looks kind of silly.

Silly?

You really think so?

Mm-hmm.

All right, I'll take it off.

[Daisy gasps]

Golly tamale!

Henry has a feather that won't stay down.

You should go to the barber, henry.

That's what I told him.

Ruff, ruff!

No, I don't want to go to the barber--

Too scary.

I love going to the barber.

After I'm done, he gives me a special lollipop.

Me too!

Ruff! [Slurping]

Ruff!

A lollipop?

Hmm.

Nope, I have a better idea.

I'll just wear a hat to cover the feather.

Ah, bingo's hat shop--

Just the thing.

I'll be right back.

[Humming]

[Gasps]

Ruff!

There, now I don't have to go to the barber.

That's one big hat, henry.

Ahem.

It's a sombrero.

Shall we go?

Oops. Pardon me, madam.

Oof.

[Gasps]

Oof.

Oof.

Hey, buddy, watch where you're going.

You'll have to take your hat off

To get through the door, henry.

Oh, I have a better idea.

Let's sit outside.

There, isn't that better?

Hello, oswald, daisy, weenie...

And--who's this?

That's henry.

Oh, of course.

Hello, henry.

Hello, madame butterfly.

May I see a menu, please?

It's right in front of you,

But you won't be able to see it

Unless you take your hat off.

[Clears throat]

It's a sombrero.

Oh, all right, I'll take it off.

Oh! Gracious!

Henry has a feather that won't stay down.

You should go to the barber, henry.

That's what I told him.

Me too.

No, I don't want to go to the barber.

I have a better idea.

I'll put this jelly on my head.

There, now I don't have to go to the barber.

Pretty slick, don't you think?

Bzz, bzz

Bzz, bzz, bzz

Bzzzzzzz

Bzzzzzzzzzz

Get away.

Get away.

Get away.

Bzzzzzzzzz

Bzzzzzzz

Dong!

Ding!

Get away!

b*at it!

Scram!

Whoa!

Sploosh!

Bzzzzz

Ah.

[Sighs]

Henry, why don't you just go to the barber?

You're right.

I've run out of better ideas.

I guess I have to go to the barber.

♪ Just a clippity-clip

♪ And a snippity-snip

♪ And a little bit off the top. ♪

♪ It's only a feather, so let's go together ♪

♪ To bingo's barber shop. ♪

Well, hello there, fellas.

Time for a haircut?

It's not for me.

It's for my friend here.

Well, then step inside.

Have a seat, my friend.

This is henry's first haircut, bingo.

It's not going to hurt, is it?

Oh, not at all,

Not at all, my friend.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I see.

I see.

Snip!

Tell me when it's over.

It isover, henry.

Huh?

See?

Why, that didn't hurt at all.

Huh-huh, of course not.

Nothing to it.

That's what I told you.

Well, what do you think?

Hmm, not bad,

Not bad at all.

Thank you.

It was my pleasure.

You know, while you're back there,

Why don't you take a little off the neck?

Yes, sir.

Snip-snip snip-snip

Heh-heh-heh, all done.

Hello, handsome.

And that's for being such a good customer.

Why, thank you.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

Nothing to it, buddy.

Now we can go back to the diner

And finish our breakfast.

Ruff, ruff!

Say, oswald, what's that?

You're looking a little shaggy there yourself, pal.

Yeah, scraggly-waggly.

Ruff, ruff!

You're right.

I'd better get a trim right away.

Next.

[Humming]

Mm-hmm.

Snip!

Squeak-squeak squeak-squeak

Gee, weenie,

Look at all the pets.

Ruff, ruff!

There's so many.

I don't know which one to choose.

Do I want a mouse?

Squeak

Or a parrot?

Hello, hello.

Or a lizard?

Whish, whish

Ruff, roo-ruff!

What is it, weenie?

Oh!

What a cute little fish!

You're right, weenie.

She's so sweet and tiny.

She'll make a wonderful pet.

Hello.

May I help you?

We'd like to buy this little fish.

Marvelous, simply marvelous.

Let me get you a fishbowl.

Splash

Wow, our little fish did a flip.

Ruff, ruff!

Hey, that's what we'll call you:

Flippy.

We'll take this fish food too.

Excellent.

Just be careful not to feed her too much.

We won't.

Ruff!

Splash

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

♪ Have you met flippy, the fabulous fish? ♪

♪ Look at her fly through the air. ♪

♪ She flips and she dips with a splash and a splish. ♪

♪ No other fish can compare. ♪

♪ I just have to grin when she spins on her fin. ♪

♪ She's such an adorable pet.

♪ But you better dash when she's making a splash, ♪

♪ Or you'll wind up all wet. ♪

Welcome to your new home, flippy.

Rrr-ruff!

Splash

[Laughing]

Rr-rrr, ruff!

Of course.

You must be hungry, right, flippy?

Wow, look at her go!

Our little fish sure loves to eat, huh, girl?

Ruff!

Good night, flippy.

[Doorbell rings]

Greetings, oswald.

I've brought a present for your new pet fish.

Thanks, henry.

Come on in and meet flippy.

How do you do, flippy?

I'm henry.

Show henry your flip, flippy.

Hmm, I could be wrong, oswald,

But flippy appears to be a little too big

For that fishbowl.

You're right, henry.

I'll put her in a bigger bowl.

Splash

My, my, she's quite the flipper.

She sure is.

Would you like to feed her, henry?

I would be delighted.

Just be careful not to feed her too much.

I hear you, buddy.

There you go, flippy.

Bon appetit!

[Doorbell rings]

Hey, oswald.

I brought a present for your splish-splashing new fish.

Thanks, daisy.

Come on in and meet flippy.

Hiya, flippy.

I'm daisy.

Let's see that flip-floppin' fabulous flip of yours.

Gee, oswald, I think flippy's a little too big for that bowl.

You're right, daisy.

Maybe I should put her in something bigger,

Like the bathtub.

Ruff, ruff!

Splash

Fantastic, flippy!

You're a super somersaulter.

She sure is.

Do you want to feed her, daisy?

I doodly-do!

Just be careful not to feed her too much.

Gotcha.

Here you go, flippy.

Eat up.

[Doorbell rings]

Good morning, oswald.

I bought your new fish a little present.

Wow. Thanks, johnny.

I'm sure flippy will love it.

Come on in and meet her.

Well, hello there, flippy.

I'm johnny.

I've heard all about your famous flippy-flip,

And I'd love to see it.

Why, oswald,

I do believe flippy is a little too big for that bathtub.

You're right, johnny.

Our little fish has grown a lot

Since we first got her.

Ruff, ruff!

She'd be happier living someplace

Where she'd have room to swim.

I think so, oswald.

I know!

How about the big city aquarium?

There's plenty of fish there.

What do you think, flippy?

Splish, splish, splish

Okay, then.

We'll go right away.

Arr, arr, arr.

Is that okay with you, girl?

It'll make flippy so happy.

Arr-rrr, arr-rrr.

I know.

I'll miss her too.

Good-bye, flippy, and good luck.

Thanks, johnny.

We're taking flippy to the big city aquarium, henry.

Good idea, buddy.

Enjoy your new home, flippy.

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

We're taking flippy to the aquarium.

Keep on flippin', flippy.

Good luck!

Hi.

This is our pet fish, flippy.

She's super at doing flips,

And she needs a bigger place to live.

Well,

We can always use a talented flipping fish.

Would you like to live here?

Roo-roo, ruff, ruff!

Whoa!

That fish is gonna be a big star.

Just be careful not to feed her too much.

Don't worry.

We'll take good care of flippy.

See you soon, flippy.

We'll miss you.

Rrr-roo, rrr-roo!

I'm glad flippy found a home big enough to make her happy,

But I'm gonna miss her.

Ruff! Arr-rrr-rrr

[All cheering]

Woo-hoo!

And now here's the star of our show,

Flippy the fish!

[Cheers]

Hey, flippy!

Howdy, flipster!

Yo-ho, flippy.

Ha, ha.

Lookin' good, flippy.

Ruff, ruff!

[All] oh!

That's our flippy!

[Cheers and applause]
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