01x11 - The Go-Kart Race/Autumn Leaves

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x11 - The Go-Kart Race/Autumn Leaves

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[Cheerful melodic music]



[Dramatic music]



Oh, boy, weenie.

Our go-kart is almost ready.

All we need is one more wheel.

Ruff, ruff

[Wrench clinking]

(Johnny) hello, there, everybody.

Welcome to the big city go-kart race.

[Cheering] yea!

Whoever circles the park and crosses the finish line first

Wins free ice cream.

[Cheering and clapping] yea!

The race will start in just a few minutes.

You hear that, girl?

We better hurry.

[Henry blowing]

[Panting]

Oswald, buddy.

Could you help me out a minute?

Wow.

What a big go-kart, henry.

Most certainly.

It's extra big

To be extra safe.

This nice, bouncy inner tube

Will give me extra, extra protection.

After all, safety first.

Only I'm having a bit of trouble blowing it up.

We can help you, henry.

[All blowing]

There you go.

All done.

Rr-row, ruff!

Thanks, pals.

Whoa.

Whoa!

[Gasps]

Good luck, henry.

Good luck to you.

Gee, weenie.

I don't know if we'll be able to catch henry.

Well, back to the wheel.

[Daisy humming a tune]

Wow, daisy.

Your go-kart is beautiful.

Look at all the flowers.

Yes, siree.

This go-kart really puts the petals to the metal.

[Charge playing on trumpet]

Could you help me finish putting these flowers in the wheels?

We'd be happy to.

Arr--

Arf-choo!

[Together] bless you.

Wow, super sneeze, weenie.

Now my go-kart is flower powerful.

Good luck, daisy.

Thanks, oswald.

Thanks, weenie.

Good luck to you too.

Gee.

I don't know if we'll be able to catch daisy

In our plain go-kart.

Well, we'd better put on this wheel.

[Both groaning]

Oswald, oswald.

Could you give us a hand?

Yes, yes, please.

Wow, fellas.

Your go-kart has two steering wheels.

Mm-hmm.

Double steering for double control.

Yes, yes, two-wheel drive.

But we need a bit of a boost to get in.

A little lift would be lovely, old boy.

Oh, no problem.

Thank you, oswald.

Yes, yes, thank you.

Good luck, egbert and leo.

Good luck to you.

Yes, yes, good.

Gee, weenie.

I don't know if we'll be able to catch the egg twins

In our single-steering go-kart.

Good luck, buster.

Well, weenie, we'd better put on this wheel.

(Johnny) attention, everyone.

All go-karts to the starting line, please.

The race is about to begin.

[Cheering] yea!

(Oswald) oh, no, girl.

We aren't finished with our go-kart yet.

Racers, on your marks.

Arf! Arf!

Oh, my gosh.

It is crooked.

[Whines]

Get set.

Oh.

They're starting, girl.

Go!

[Crowd cheering]

Yes!

We're off.

Go, go, go-kart.

[Crowd cheering] yea!

♪ Go, go-kart, go.

♪ Go, go-kart, go.

♪ How the crowd will roar at the daring pair ♪

♪ As we fly on a tear, pedal more till we soar. ♪

♪ Go, go-kart, go. Go, go-kart, go. ♪

♪ Hot upon their trail, soon we'll not be caught. ♪

♪ We can never fail; give it all we've got. ♪

♪ Go, go-kart, go. Go, go-kart, go. ♪

♪ Go, go-kart, go. Go, go-kart, go. ♪

♪ Go, go-kart, go. Go, go-kart, go. ♪

♪ Go! Go! Go! ♪

[Suspenseful music]

[Panting]

Ooh.

Oh, it's no use, weenie.

We'll never catch those fancy go-karts.

Pop!

[Air wheezes]

Oh, my.

Tsk, tsk.

Are you all right, henry?

Ah, yes.

[Sighs]

But I guess I'm out of the race.

Hop in.

You can ride with us.

Well, thanks, old buddy.

[Wheels squeaking]

Oh, well.

Now we'll never catch those other go-karts.

This way, leo.

To the left.

To the left, brother? Right.

Yes, yes, to the right.

cr*ck!

Whoa.

Yes, yes, whoa!

Are you boys all right?

Oh, uh, fine.

Yes, yes, quite.

Hmm, but it looks like we're out of this race.

Hop in.

You can ride with us.

Well, jim-dandy.

Yes, yes, crackerjack.

Hello. Excuse us.

Yes, yes, pardon.

Plenty of room.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

[Wheels squeaking]

Gee, weenie,

I don't know if we'll be able to catch daisy

In our plain go-kart.

Rr-ruff, ruff

Gosh, you're right, weenie.

We're catching up to daisy.

Hey, daisy.

Are you okay?

My flowers have gone flopperoo.

Well, that does it for me.

Hop in.

You can ride with us.

Thanks, oswald.

You're an a- sporteroo.

Could you squeeze over, please?

Oh, why, certainly.

Delighted.

Say, it's getting a little crowded in here.

Arf

[Wheels squeaking]

Pour on the pow-pow-power.

Boy, this go-kart sure has gotten heavy.

Come on, oswald.

You can do it.

Yes, yes, go, go.

Arf, arf, arf

Keep it up, buddy.

You can diddly-do it.

You're in the lead, oswald.

[Wheels squeaking]

Yahoo!

Hurrah!

Yes, yes, hurrah!

[Groans]

Oh, go, go, go-kart.

Ruff [panting]

[Crowd cheering]

The winner!

[Fanfare played on trumpet]

The winners of the big city go-kart race are

Oswald and weenie.

Here's your prize, oswald:

A trophy full of ice cream.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

But I'll never be able to eat all this ice cream by myself.

Can the other go-kart racers help me?

Yes, siree.

I'd be glad to.

Ooh, why, certainly.

Yes, yes, certainly.

[Scampering]

[Applause]

Mmm-mmm.

Smashing good race.

Yes, yes, smashing.

And so is this ice cream.

It's go-go-great.

It sure is.

Ruff! [Panting]

Here you go, buster.

Slurp!

[Crowd cheering and weenie barking]

[Bird chirping]

[Wheels thwipping]

[Horn honking]

[Gentle music]

[Wind whistling]

[Chittering]

Look, weenie.

Ruff, ruff

The leaves are falling.

That means autumn is here.

[Squirrel cheeping]

See?

The squirrels are gathering food.

And the chipmunks are digging their homes.

And the birds are making

Their nests nice and warm.

But best of all,

It's raining leaves!

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Hey, let's try to catch them

Before they hit the ground, weenie.

Ruff

Arr, ruff!

Whoops.

Ruff, ruff

[Panting]

Whoa!

[Both laughing]

[Clears throat]

Hello, henry.

I'm trying to take a nap, oswald.

Oh, I'm sorry, henry.

We were just having some fun.

Ruff, ruff

Slurp!

[Whispers] we'll be quiet.

Look at all these leaves.

They're covering the whole yard.

Very messy, tsk-tsk-tsk.

But they're great to play with

And throw in the air.

Look.

Yea!

Oswald, neater is better.

All these leaves should be raked into a pile,

Nice and neat.

[Sighs] I'll be right out.

Yippee!

Rrrrowr, ruff, ruff

[Oswald laughing]

♪ Leaves, leaves, it's raining leaves. ♪

♪ Red, yellow,

♪ Gold, brown.

♪ Toss them in the air, plenty to spare. ♪

♪ Raining leaves all over town. ♪

♪ Leaves, leaves, it's pouring leaves. ♪

♪ Red, yellow, down they fall. ♪

♪ Rake them off the ground, pile them in a mound-- ♪

♪ How can you catch them all? ♪

Now, let's see.

Hmm.

This rake's too big.

And this rake's too small.

Ah.

This one's just right.

I'll rake these leaves up into a big pile.

♪ Yo-de-oh, doh-doh.

♪ Oh, I'm a little-- [laughing]

Ruff, ruff

There.

Now the yard

Is nice and neat.

Um...

I wouldn't say that, henry.

What do you mean, oswald?

[Chittering]

There goes another leaf.

Arr, ruff, ruff

Got it.

And there are two more.

Hmm.

And three more.

And four more.

[Wind howling]

Oh, my gosh.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Very messy.

Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.

You know, henry,

Maybe sometimes you can't clean up everything.

Nonsense, oswald.

For a bigger mess,

I just need a bigger rake.

Let's play hide-and-seek, weenie.

Ruff!

I'll count to ten while you hide, okay?

Ruff [panting]

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

[Leaves crunching]

Ten.

Ready or not, here I come.

Oh, weenie,

Where are you?

All right, I'll rake these leaves up into a big pile.

[Humming a tune]

There.

Nice and neat.

[Leaves rustling]

Great scott!

[Rustling]

There's a monster in the leaf pile.

[Rustles]

Look out, oswald.

There's a monster in the pile.

[Rustling]

Got you!

Ruff, ruff

See?

It wasn't a monster, henry.

It was just weenie.

Oswald, look.

You've made a mess again.

[Whimpers]

We're sorry, henry.

We'll help you clean up.

Oh, all right.

Thank you, weenie.

Good job, girl.

There, nice and neat.

Um...

I wouldn't say that, henry.

More leaves?

Oh, how am I going to reach them?

Don't worry, henry.

I'll do it.

Come on, weenie.

This long broom should do the trick.

Ruff, ruff

Watch out.

For what?

(Oswald) oops.

Sorry, henry.

I'll take it from here, oswald.

There, nice and neat.

Um...

I would say that, henry.

More leaves?

Hmm.

I'll get all messy trying to reach them.

Don't worry, henry.

I'll do it.

Come on, weenie.

This net should do the trick.

Ruff, ruff

[Groans]

[Groans]

Oops.

Blbblaweauh!

[Water dripping]

Sorry, henry.

Ruff!

Ding!

Thanks, girl.

I'll take it from here, oswald.

There.

Nice and neat?

Nice and neat, henry.

Finally.

But how do I keep it from getting all messy again?

I have an idea.

Come on, weenie.

This basket should do the trick.

Ruff, ruff

There's one over there.

Don't forget that one.

[Cheeping]

[Chirping]

Thank you.

Finally, the yard is all nice and neat.

[Both sigh]

[Wind whistling]

[Chair clatters]

Uh-oh.

Arf?

[Wind howling]

My hat!

Whoa, nelly.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Oswald, this yard is a mess again.

You know what, henry?

Sometimes you just can't clean up everything.

Ruff, ruff

But you can play.

And have a great time.

Ruff, ruff

[Leaves rustling]

That's it, girl.

Whoo-hoo!

Yippee!

Arr, ruff, ruff

[Panting]

[Bird chirping]

Very messy.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh, come on, henry.

Join the fun.

Well...

All right.

[Drily] whoopee.

Yeah, that's the spirit.

Whoopee.

Yippee!

Yippee!

[Giggling]

[Weenie barking and panting]
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