01x15 - Sniffles/The Broken Vase

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x15 - Sniffles/The Broken Vase

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[Cheerful melodic music]



Here you are, weenie girl.

Crispy, crunchy cereal.

[Cereal clattering]

[Milk splashing]

Mmm-mm.

Aah-choo.

Oh, my gosh. What was that?

Arr-roo?

A-a-a-choo.

That sounds like henry sneezing.

Ruff, ruff!

[Henry] ya-a-a-achoo!

That's one big sneeze.

Come on, girl.

We'd better check on henry.

[Door creaks]

[Henry] a-a-a-a-aaaachooo.

[Knocking]

Come in.

[Door creaks]

Ruff, ruff!

Oh, my gosh, henry.

Are you sick?

[Mumbling]

Huh?

I went out in the rain without my umbrella,

And I got all wet.

Now I have a case of the arctic sniffles.

The arctic sniffles?

Oh, no!

It's nothing serious.

Oh, good.

But I feel terrible.

Oh, no.

A-choo.

[Oswald] bless you.

What you need is a good nap.

Let's get you to bed.

[Moans]

I-i really don't feel like a nap, oswald.

A-choo.

But you need one.

Thanks, pal.

Do you want me to get you anything?

No, i--

Ah-ah-ah-choo.

I'm fine.

Except maybe the newspaper.

You got it, henry.

And some hot cocoa would be nice,

With two marshmallows-- no more--

A-choo!

No less.

Sure thing.

Come on, weenie.

Aaaaaa-choo!

Oh, look.

A rain cloud.

We'd better get under cover.

Rrr-ruff, ruff

Phew.

That was close.

Hi, bingo.

One copy of the big city bugle,please.

Thank you.



[Wind whistling]

We'd better hurry to the big diner.

We don't wanna get wet.

Hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

Hi, madame butterfly.

I'd like a mug of hot cocoa to go.

Ruff, ruff!

With two marshmallows-- no more, no less.

Oh, it must be for henry.

One hot cocoa coming right up.

One, two.

No more,

No less.

Thanks, madame butterfly.

Henry's got a bad case of the sniffles.

Poor henry.

You know, a nice bowl of soup

Is the best way to get rid of the sniffles.

I didn't know that.

Just a minute.

Here you go.

One hot sardine soup.

It's henry's favorite.

[Sniffs]

Mmm.

Thanks again, madame butterfly.

I'm sure this'll make henry feel better.

Me too, oswald.

Good-bye now.

Bye, madame butterfly.

Rrr-ruff!

Hmm.

The big city bugle, a cup of cocoa,

And sardine soup.

Whoo! Sure is a lot to carry.

Ruff, ruff

Oh, thank you, weenie.

Now, let's get back to henry.

Oh, my gosh.

We better take another way home.

We don't wanna get wet from the rain.

Rrr-rrr-rrr

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

[Bell rings]

Hi, johnny.

Why, hello there, oswald and weenie.

My, you've got your hands full.

It's for henry.

He's got the sniffles.

Is that so?

You know, oswald,

I believe keeping warm is the best way

To get rid of the sniffles.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Here.

Give these nice warm woollies to henry.

Thanks, johnny.

I'm sure they'll make henry feel better.

I hope so.

Good-bye now.

Bye, johnny.

Okay, girl,

Let's bring henry the big city bugle,

The cup of cocoa, the sardine soup,

And the warm woollies.

Oops.

Rrr-rrr-ruff

Oh, my gosh.

It's that rain cloud again.

We'd better take a shortcut.

Whew!

Good day, oswald.

Good day, weenie.

Hi, egbert and leo.

My, my, you certainly have your hands full.

Yes, yes, uh, why?

It's for henry, to make him feel better.

He's got the sniffles.

You know, the best way to get rid of the sniffles--

Is with lots and lots of hankies to keep his nose happy.

I didn't know that.

Here is a whole box of happy hankies.

Please take them to henry.

Yes, yes, with our best wishes.

Thanks, fellas.

I'm sure these will make henry feel better.

Good show. Good luck.

Good-bye.

Bye, egbert and leo.

Okay, weenie, let's bring henry the big city bugle,

The cup of cocoa, the sardine soup,

The warm woollies, and the happy hankies.

Ruff, ruff!

[Wind whistling]

Oh, my gosh.

Let's go, weenie!

[Horn honking]

[Frantic music]

Quick, weenie, in here.

Oswald, weenie, welcome, welcome.

Hi, andy, we were ducking in from that rain cloud.

Ruff!

Well, what'll it be?

I think we have everything we need.

Henry's got the sniffles,

And we have all these remedies for him.

Do you have soothing candy drops, hmm?

They are the best way to get rid of the sniffles.

I didn't know that.

Would you like swizzleberry drops or tootsie-footsie drops

Or choco-loco-latte or jolly jamboree?

Um...how about doodle drops?

Doodle drops-- excellent choice.

Thanks, I'm sure this'll make henry feel better.

Me too. Bye-bye now.

Come again. Come again.

Bye, andy.

Roo-ruff

♪ Cocoa with marshmallows, soup of sardine, ♪

♪ Warm fuzzy woollies, and hankies so clean, ♪

♪ Dozens of doodle drops, I've got them all, ♪

♪ So let's get home before the rain starts to...fall. ♪

[Thunder rumbling]

[Rain dripping]

It's raining, weenie!

Run!

Ruff! Ruff!

Knock, knock

[Henry] come in.

[Door creaks]

Henry, we're back.

Oh, hello, oswald.

Did you bring the newspaper?

Thanks, weenie.

Is that my cocoa?

Thanks, buddy.

Two marshmallows?

No more, no less.

Mm-mm.

[Sniffs] aah.

Henry, you look so much better.

Just like you said, oswald.

All I needed was a good nap.

But we brought you soup--

Ah--

And hankies--

Ah--

And doodle drops--

Aah--

And--

Aaaaa-choo!

Uh-oh.

I'd say you've come down

With a bad case of the arctic sniffles.

Let's get you to bed.

Rr-roo-roo

It must-- ah--

Have been-- ah--

The rain.

[Oswald] a-choo!

[Henry] bless you.

I don't really feel like a nap.

But you need one.

Ah--

A-choo.

And here's some soup

And some hankies.

Ruff!

And some doodle drops.

Thanks, henry.

Say, I know the best thing for the sniffles.

[Sniffles] what?

A big plate of steamed seaweed.

I'll be right back.

[Door creaks]

[Rain dripping]

[Wind whistling]

Dong! Ding! Dong!

Wow.

Henry has a perfect day for fly fishing.

You said it,oswald.

Ruff!

Almost ready to go.

I just need to get my trusty rod and reel.

We'll keep an eye on your apartment while you're gone.

Thank you, oswald.

It shouldn't be too much trouble at all.

Let's start with my cactus plant.

Exactly at : ,

You must give it two drops of water--

No more, no less.

Two drops.

One, two.

Precisely.

Then there's my music record of the penguin polka.

I shine it up with my special plankton polish

Gently twice a day.

Roger, dodger.

And of course you need to dust my spoon collection.

There's nothing worse than a dusty spoon.

We'll take care of it, henry.

You can count on us.

Ruff, ruff!

Well, then, I'll be on my way.

[Glass clinking]

Woops.

I almost knocked over my favorite fish vase.

Well, I'm off.

See you this evening.

[Oswald] exactly : .

[Clock dinging]

Time to water the cactus plant.

One-- ting!

Ting! Two--

[Together] no more, no less.

Rr-ruff!

Ruff, ruff!

I'll polish up the polka music record.

[Humming]

Phew!

Aah.

Hmm.

Whee!

Hey, this couch is bouncy-wouncy.

Whee!

It's like a trampoline.

Be careful, daisy.

Look, oswald.

I can make the pillows dance.

Oh, my gosh.

The vase.

Whoa!

[Grunts]

[Glass shatters]

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no!

I broke henry's favorite fish vase.

Be careful, daisy.

What am I going to do, oswald?

[Sighs]

Gee, I think the best thing to do

Is tell henry what happened.

I'm sure he'll understand.

You think so?

Ruff!ruff!

But he's going to be so mad at me.

I know.

With a little tape,

I can fix this up as good as new.

I don't know, daisy.

There's an awful lot

Of pieces here.

Would you hold this, weenie?

Thanks.

Now, let's see.

This piece looks like it goes here.

And this one goes there.

And this little bitty fits here.

There.

What do you think,oswald?

Um, I think it looks more like a cat than a fish, daisy.

Mm-maybe I could tell henry it's a catfish.

Arr-roo?

No, I don't think that will work, daisy.

There's no way I can fix this vase.

What am I going to do now, oswald?

I think the best thing to do

Is tell henry what happened.

But he's going to be so mad at me.

Oh.

I know.

If I can't fix henry's vase, I'll buy him a new one.

Arr-rrr

Hi, bingette.

Hiya, oswald.

Can I help you guys?

Bingette, I need a vase that looks like a fish.

[Gasps]

I think I know just what you're looking for.

Ta-da!

That's not a fish.

It's a mermaid.

Well, a mermaid has a fish tail,

So you're halfway there, huh?

No, bingette.

It has to be a fish vase.

Okay, here's our electric eel vase.

It lights up and wiggles.

Bingette, it has to be a fish vase.

Hmm.

I don't suppose you'd be interested in this.

That's it!

Oh, my goodness.

[Shattering]

Oops!

Rr-ruff!

Oh, no!

It's okay, daisy.

Could we get another fish vase, bingette?

Oh, that was my last one.

Sorry, guys.

[Sighs]

[Oswald] thanks, bingette.

Oh, oswald, what am I going to do?

I think the best thing to do is tell henry what happened.

But he's going to be so mad at me.

I know.

I'll make a vase that's just like henry's.

Bingette.

Yeah?

I want to make one of those fish vases for henry.

I need some clay, please.

Okay.

Thanks, bingette.

Just doin' my job.

I'll use this clay to make a vase just like henry's,

And he'll never know the difference.

I don't know, daisy.

It might be harder than it sounds.

Now, let me see.

Weenie, you could be my model.

Can you pose like a fish?

Arr-rrr-roo

Give it a try, weenie.

Rrr-ruff!

[Daisy] wow, that's perfect.

Oh, but I can't see you down there, weenie.

Would you hold her up, oswald?

Okay.

Come here, girl.

Rrr-rrr-ruh

[Daisy] perfect.

Now, don't move.

Little more here.

Rawr-roo

Woops.

Whoa!

Arr-rrr-roo

There. What do you think?

Um, it kind of looks like weenie with a fish tail.

Maybe I could tell henry it's a...dogfish.

Grr-arr-ruff!

No, I don't think that will work, daisy.

Oh, it's no use, oswald.

I ruined henry's vase, and I can't fix it.

Now he'll never be my friend again.

[Sighs]

Of course he will.

♪ Remember the day we went out to play? ♪

♪ You lost henry's kite, but it was all right. ♪

♪ And once by the shed, you painted him red, ♪

♪ Instead of the chair, but he didn't care. ♪

♪ He knew you didn't mean it. ♪

♪ He knew your paintbrush slipped. ♪

♪ When you bumped him in the lake, ♪

♪ He knew that you just tripped. ♪

♪ So don't be afraid to tell him you made ♪

♪ A simple mistake.

♪ Your friendship won't break. ♪

[Door creaks]

Ping!

Ruff, ruff!

Here comes henry.

What are you going to do, daisy?

I guess you're right, oswald.

The best thing to do is just tell henry what happened.

Greetings, friends.

I had a great day fly fishing.

Look!

I must have caught flies.

That's great, henry.

So how did it go here?

Uh--

It's okay.

You can tell him.

Tell me what, daisy?

Well, I was bouncing on your couch,

And I bounced a pillow off,

And it broke your favorite fish vase,

And...i'm sorry.

You broke my favorite fish vase?

Yes.

And I tried to fix it, but I couldn't.

I understand if you're mad at me

And don't want to be my friend anymore.

I'm not mad at you, daisy.

You're not?

But it was your favorite vase.

I know.

That's why I have so many.

Oh, my gosh.

A vase I could replace,

But a friend like you is one of a kind.

Henry, you're the best!

Oh, yes, yes.

Thank you, thank you.

The vase!

Ooh!

Woof!

Whew!

Slurp, slurp

Great catch, oswald.

Here, let me put it on the table.

[Henry] no, no, no, no.

I better do that, daisy.

I'm a little more careful than you.

Clink!

[Flies buzzing]

Oh, my.

Henry, your flies.

How will you ever catch them all?

Ruff, ruff!

Anyone for a little fly fishing?

[Daisy] I got one!

[Oswald] there's one over there. Go get it.

[Daisy giggling]
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