01x20 - The Pet Show/Goin' Fishing

[bunniefuu]

[Cheerful melodic music]

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[Jaunty music]

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Are you ready for the big pet show, weenie?

Ruff, ruff

Attagirl.

There's no better pet than you.

Okay.

You want to practice your trick one more time?

Ruff, ruff, ruff

Okay, then.

Ready.

Set.

Go!

Perfect, weenie.

You're sure to win first prize.

There's no better pet than you.

Hey, be careful of this pole.

It holds up the whole tent.

Oh, sorry about that.

You hear that, weenie?

Watch out for that pole.

Rrruff

Hi, steve.

Hello, oswald and weenie.

Meet my pet woodpecker, woodrow.

Hi, woodrow.

Woodrow is a wonderful pet,

But he likes to peck wood.

Ow!

Sometimes he can be a real headache.

Good luck, steve.

Good luck, woodrow.

Ow! Cut it out, will you?

Hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

This is my pet slug, sluggo.

Rrruff

[Oswald] gee, what does he do?

Nothing.

Ruff?

What do you expect?

He's a slug.

I guess you're right.

Well, good luck, andy.

Good luck, sluggo.

[Slurping]

Hi, roderic.

[Beeping]

Hello, tinsel.

[Meows electronically]

[Beeping]

Well, good luck in the pet show, roderic.

[Beeping]

Good luck, tinsel.

Thud

Those are some great pets, girl,

But you're sure to win first prize.

There's no better pet than you.

Ruff, ruff

[Man over p.a.] And now,

Here's our master of ceremonies

For the big city pet show,

That glittering star of stars,

Sammy starfish!

[Cheering]

Hello, big city.

It's time to razzle-dazzle you

With some super-special pets.

So let's start this really big show

With the most talented pet category.

Now, the first pet in the spotlight is

Andy, the candy pumpkin,

And his pet, sluggo, the slug.

[Cheering and applause]

Ahem.

Sluggo will now eat this entire piece of lettuce

Before you can count to three.

Ready, sluggo?

[All] one...

Chomp, chomp

[Applause]

Ring-a-ding-ding.

Now, that's what I call fast food.

[Chuckles]

Rat-a-tat-tatclang!

Okay, everybody.

Let's bring on the next guest,

Steve tree and his pet woodpecker, woodrow.

[Cheers and applause]

Woodrow will now fly through this hoop

And come back to me.

Fly, woodrow.

Fly.

[Applause]

Come back, woodrow.

Come back.

Oh, dear.

Arrr

Whoa. Now, that was quite a hoop-de-do.

Rat-a-tat-tatclang!

[Chuckling]

Next we have roderic, the robot,

And tinsel, the singing cat.

[Cheers and applause]

[Meowing to the tune of three blind mice]

♪ Meow, meow, meow

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

Tap, tap, tap, tap

Ruff, ruff

Shh, girl.

Tinsel is performing her song.

[Clapping and cheering]

What a cuckoo, crazy cat.

[Chuckles]

Hot dog.

Our next contestants are oswald and weenie.

[Crowd cheers]

Tap, tap, tap, tap

It's our turn, weenie.

Come on, girl.

Tap, tap, tap, tap

Here's the stick.

Go get it, weenie.

[Clapping and cheering]

Weenie.

Ruff, ruff

Go, weenie.

Yes, yes, go.

Tap, tap, tap, tap

No, no.

It's thatstick, weenie.

Yes, yes, the stick over there.

Ooh!

Oh, this is peculiar.

Yes, uh...yes, peculiar, indeed.

Whoa.

Oh, my gosh, weenie.

You were supposed to bring back the stick,

Not leo.

Awwr?

Arrr?

[Tapping continues]

Ruff! Ruff!

Ruff!

Oswald, old boy.

What's wrong with weenie?

Yes, yes.

She is acting positively loopy.

Oh, don't worry, fellas.

She'll still win first prize.

There's no better pet than weenie.

What is it, girl?

Woodrow?

Woodrow, where are you?

Ruff, ruff

Oswald, have you seen woodrow?

I can't find him anywhere.

Gee, sorry, steve.

I haven't.

Woodrow. Oh, woodrow.

[Sammy starfish] and now,

All you pet fans, it's time

For the neatest and cleanest

Pet category.

Come on, weenie.

It's the neatest and cleanest pet category.

You should win that for sure.

Ruff, ruff

Weenie, it's this way.

Whoopsie.

[Oswald] oh, my gosh.

Dear me.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

It's okay, girl.

Spiffy.

Ding

Very spiffy.

Whoa. [Chuckles]

Now, this dog takes the cake.

[Whimpering]

It's okay, girl.

There's still no better pet than you.

[Tapping]

Ruff, ruff

Shh, shh, shh.

[Whispering] everybody, it's time

For the quietest pet category.

Shh, shh.

Ahh, very quiet, very quiet.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Shh, weenie girl.

We have to be quiet now.

Ruff! Ruff-ruff ruff!

Hey, now, that's one noisy pooch.

What's wrong, girl?

Something must be bothering you.

Ruff! Ruff-ruff!

Okay, weenie.

Show me what it is.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

[Tapping]

[Oswald] oh, my gosh!

The tent pole was about to break.

[Sammy starfish] well, fans,

This starfish has come to a decision.

[All] ooh!

And the winner of the pet show:

The most talented,

The neatest

And cleanest

And the quietest pet is--

[Crunching sound]

Tweet, tweet

[All] ooh.

Ring-a-ding-ding.

The tent is falling down.

[Crowd] oh, no! Where's he going?

Ugh!

I got it!

Hold on, oswald.

Yeah, we're coming.

Don't let go, daddy-o.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

[Clapping and cheering]

Gee, girl, if it weren't for you,

The whole tent would've fallen down.

You saved the day.

Well, I don't think there's any question

Who the top dog is around here.

The winner of the best pet award is weenie!

[Clapping and cheering]

♪ Here she is.

♪ What a pet.

♪ You just met

♪ The best pet yet.

Ho! ♪ She's the bravest,

♪ And it's no lark.

♪ She saved the tent

♪ With her beautiful bark. ♪

♪ Ah, other pets have pedigrees, ♪

♪ But next to her, they are full of fleas, ♪

♪ 'Cause weenie's got,

Ha! ♪ That special zest.

♪ Of all the pets,

♪ She's the ring-a-ding best.

♪ The ring-a-ding best.

♪ Ooh, she's the ring-a-ding best. ♪

♪ The ring, ring-a-ding best. ♪

Woodrow?

Woodrow.

There you are.

I told you he can be a real headache.

Ow!

[Crowd laughing]

Ruff, ruff

Ready, girl?

There's no better pet than you, weenie.

That's what I said.

[Crowd cheering]

Ruff

Oh, boy, what a great idea

To go fishing, henry.

This is going to be swell.

Ruff, ruff

Yes, I thought we would all enjoy

An exciting day at the lake.

I've never been fishing before.

Do you think we'll catch a lot of fish?

Don't worry, oswald.

Just listen to me,

And we'll all catch plenty of fish.

Heidy-ho, fisher friends.

Hi, daisy.

Greetings.

Did I bring the right fishing stuff, henry?

Let's see.

A pole to catch the fish,

A net to grab them,

And a bucket to hold them.

Yes, that should do just fine.

I'm glad we've got

An expert fisherman like you with us, henry.

Me too.

Fish are my passion, as you know.

And we're all gonna catch plenty of them

By the end of the day.

Fish-tastic!

Boy, I can't wait to catch a fish.

I'm gonna catch one that's this big.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm gonna catch one that's this big!

Oh, my gosh.

[All laughing]

[Clears throat]

Let's not get too carried away.

The most important thing is to just catch some fish.

Although...i wouldn't be surprised

If I caught one

That's this big!

Wow.

Golly-tamale.

Ruff, ruff

Beep-beep-beep

All aboard for big lake.

Okay, everybody.

Let's go fishing.

[Daisy] ooh.

What a beautifully beautiful place.

It sure is.

Time's a-wastin'. Let's fish.

Gee, I wonder

Where a good spot to fish would be.

Yeah.

The lake is so big.

Don't worry, chums.

I know where to find

The good fishing spot.

Let's see...

Not there.

No. That's not quite right.

Perhaps.

Fish, ho!

Fish, ho.

[Henry] oh, my.

A pink wagglefish.

I've never caught a wagglefish before.

Ah, um, um...

That shady tree looks like the perfect spot.

Fish like the shade. Let's go.

Now, watch carefully

As I cast my line in the water.

It's all in the wrist.

[Clears throat]

[Breathes deeply]

[Gasps]

Hmm.

Not enough wrist.

I'm gonna give it a fling.

Hmm.

Too much wrist.

Ruff, ruff

Thanks, weenie.

Okay.

I'm ready to give it a try.

Well done, oswald.

Ahem, for a first-timer, that is.

Ruff, ruff

Oh. I think I've caught something.

Yippity-skippity.

Reel it in, oswald.

Okay, take your time.

Slow and steady.

Keep the rod up.

Don't yank the line.

Yes, here she comes. Here she comes.

Steady, now.

Steady.

Hmm.

That's not a fish.

No, but it's the perfect catch for weenie.

Here you go, girl.

Slurp

But we're here to catch fish, not sticks.

Well, that's okay, henry.

It's fun just to catch something.

Fish, ho. Fish, ho.

A purple wagglefish.

Wow.

He's bigger than the last one.

[Clears throat]

Let's head over to that big rock.

Fish like rocks.

Yes, this looks like the perfect spot.

Okay, let's fish.

It's all in the wrist.

Aha.

This is more like it.

[Humming]

Oh, my.

[Daisy] fish-a-ma-jig.

I've got something big!

Take your time.

Slow and steady.

Keep the rod up.

Don't yank the line.

Yes, here she comes.

Here she comes.

Steady, now. Steady.

Hmm. That's not a fish, either.

No, but it's a waterful lake plant.

I've always wanted one.

What a perfect thing for you to catch, daisy.

But we're here to catch fish,

Not plants or sticks.

That's okay, henry.

It's fun just to catch something.

Ruff, ruff, ruff

There she blows.

A polka-dot wagglefish.

And it's even bigger than the last one.

Ahem, let's head over to the pier,

Where it's sunny.

Fish like the sun.

Okay, let's fish.

Not bad, huh, girl?

Ruff, ruff

Up, up, and away!

All in the wrist.

All in the wrist.

Great scott, I've got something.

Reel it in, henry.

I've got something too.

Reel it in, daisy.

Whoa-ho, this is a big one.

Take your time, henry.

Wha-ooo.

Mine's a big one too.

Slow and steady, daisy.

It's a whale of a fish, all right.

Ha, ha, ha.

Keep the rod up.

This one's a whopperoo.

Don't yank the line.

Oh, my gosh.

I think you've both caught...

Whoa.

Each other.

Wow.

This fish looks just like...

You, henry.

It isme, daisy.

Oops.

Sorry, henry.

I don't like when my feathers get wet.

Ohh.

What's the matter, henry?

I still didn't catch a fish today, oswald.

And now the sun's going down.

All I caught today was my hat.

And I didn't help anyone else, either.

Sure, you did.

Maybe we didn't catch any fish,

But look at all the other swell things we caught.

♪ We never caught

♪ The fish we thought,

♪ But what we got, we like a lot. ♪

♪ A plant from the deep

♪ That daisy can keep,

♪ A fetching stick

♪ That's great for a trick.

♪ And yes, it's true;

♪ We even caught you.

♪ So sure, we wish

♪ We caught some fish,

♪ But what we got,

♪ We like a lot. ♪

I guess it has been a good fishing trip,

But I still wish we could've caught just one fish.

Hmm.

Hey, I think I've got something.

Take your time.

Slow and steady.

Keep the rod up.

Don't yank the line.

Boy.

This is a really big fish.

I need help.

[Both grunting]

It's too tough.

Henry, give us a hand.

Hold on, buddy boy.

Okay, on three.

One,

Two,

Three.

[All grunting]

Shiver me timbers!

It looks like a treasure chest.

It sure does, daisy.

But it's not a fish.

[All] whoa!

[Rattling]

[Oswald] oh, my gosh!

Oh, my, it's a mighty striped wagglefish,

The biggest wagglefish of them all.

So we did catch a fish, henry.

Ha, ha, course we did, oswald.

I told you, it's all in the wrist.

[All] ohh.

Wow.

We caught a fish that was this big!

Ruff, ruff

Well, I guess I did teach you folks

A thing or two about fishing.

Yes, indeedy.

Henry, this was a greatfishing trip.

Ruff, ruff