11x04 - Idle Roomers

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I believe we have reservations.
Mr. and Mrs. Leander.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Leander.

Always happy to have
you showpeople with us.

Thank you.

Has my husband arrived yet?

I really couldn't say.
I just came on duty.

Front.

[ALL SNORING]

[SNORING CONTINUES]

[GRUNTING] [MUTTERING]

[YELPING] [GRUNTS]

Give me my leg.

Front.

Front. Front.

Front.

Show this lady to .

[WHINES]

Tail. Tail.

Heads.

Hey. Hey.

That's "sabotoogie."

[WHIMPERS]

[SIGHS]

If there's anything your little
heart desires, send for me.

Heh, I'm the head man
around here.

Thank you.

[GROANING]

Phew.

Don't worry about
your other bag.

I'll have my boy
bring it up later.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, my boy-- Argh!

[GAGGING] Ohh. Ow. Let me out.

Your boy, eh? What's
the matter? Wise guy, huh?

Oh, captain. Oh, captain.

Get me out of here.

There we are, lady.

You certainly
get around, don't you?

Well, I do for some people.

Why, darling,
you got here ahead of me.

I'll get your slippers
right away.

I'll give you a hand, lady.
It's all part of the service.

Charming wife
you've got there, mister.

Not much on darning,
though, is she?

Don't be personal with my wife.

Oh, no offense. I--

[CHUCKLES, LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

[YELPING]

[PANTING, WHIMPERING]

[GROANING]

Come on.

Don't, don't, don't--
Ohh. Ohh. Ohh.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I want my tip.

Well, I'll give you one:
Get out.

[GROANS] [GRUNTS]

Listen, you. I got a notion
to... get out of here.

[WHIMPERS]

[KNOCKING]

You asked for it.

Oh.

[SPLUTTERING]

Now, you get out of here
and stay out of here.

Argh! Why, you...

Ow!

[GRUNTS]

Well, that's the load.
I'll carry this one myself.

All right, get goin'. Remember,
the trunk goes in Room .

You sure we got everything?

Everything. I'll guide the load.

[WHIMPERING]

[MOE YELLING]

[MUMBLING]

[HUFFING]

Oh. .

That must be .

Whoo,
it's a long way to that door.

[TSKS]

This thing must be glued down.

[PANTING]

[WHIMPERING]

[CREAKING]

[PANTING]

Oh, there you are.

[BONES cr*ck]

Pardon me. I have a trunk here
for you, miss.

Oh, yes. Bring it right in.

[SPITTING]

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS]

Was that you that I--?
Oh, a fresh guy, huh?

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

[YELPS]

I'll show you.

[CURLY WHIMPERING]

[YELPS]

How about this, baby?

This will put us
in the big time.

MRS. LEANDER: Or in jail.

You can't get away with fraud.

Well, this is no fraud.

Look.

[GROWLS]

Oh. He's horrible.

You can't keep that thing here.
There's nothing to be afraid of.

He's absolutely harmless,
except when he hears music.

Then he goes insane. Oh.

If the hotel ever found out,
why, they'd--

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[SHUSHING]

[STAMMERS]

Did you send for us?
I certainly did.

That apartment's a disgrace,

and it better be cleaned up by
the time we get back, or else.

Or else what?

Or else this.

Oh!

[WHIMPERING]

[GROANING]

Now, you tidy up this room.
We'll handle the bedroom.

And remember,
no dirt under the carpets.

Here.

Oh!

Trouble with you again.

[THUMP] [THUMP]

[WHIMPERS]

[KNOCK] [WHIMPERS]

Oh. Echo.

[KNOCK] [WHIMPERING]

[LAUGHS]

[TWO KNOCKS] [YELPS, PANTS]

Hey.

Shut up.

Oh!

Oh, it's you. Yeah.

What's the idea of peeking
in people's trunks?

It was knockin' at me.
I'll knock at you.

Quit stalling
and get busy with that thing.

You hear me?

[YELLS]

[HUMMING]

Oh, a boogie-woogie box.

Music.

[UPBEAT BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

[HUMMING]

[GROWLING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[GROWLING]

[HUMMING]

Oh!

Oh.

[CURLY HUMMING]

Pardon me.
Do you like the radio?

Certainly. I love it.

You got it.

[GROANING]

Oh!

[FEEDBACK CRACKLING]

[WHINES, WHIMPERS]

Hey, Moe, get this thing off.

[WHIMPERS]

[WHINES]

That does it.
That definitely does it.

You've hit me for the last time.

You better get out of here.

It's a lucky thing
you went through that window,

or I'd tear off your arm
and b*at you to death with it.

You'd what?
I'd grind you into hamburger.

I'd-- Well, it's lucky
you went out that window. Heh.

Hey, how could you be here

when you just went out
the window?

I didn't go out any window.

Well, somebody did.

[ALL WHIMPER, INDISTINCT SPEECH]

[SOFT SNORING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SNORTS, GROWLS]

Hazel, will you lie still?

Hazel, wake up.

Are you having a nightmare?

[SCREAMING]

The boss says there's a burglar
in the hotel. We gotta find him.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS]

[BOTH WHIMPER, GRUNT]

[SQUEALS]

There he is. Get him.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Sorry.
We thought you were a burglar.

Yes, we are that, yes.

Wolf. Wolf. Argh!

Who, me? I resemble that remark.

I always said
your face scares people.

Why don't you throw it away?

[BABBLING]

[IMITATES BABBLING]

Say, lady, I ain't that ugly.

Or am I?

Oh.

[WHIMPERS]

No, no.

I think you got somethin' there.

I just scared myself.

[WHIMPERS]

I need a shave,
but I don't feel any whiskers.

Hey, lady, I'm losin' my teeth.

I think I got pyorrhea.

Steel wool.

That can't be me.
That looking glass is dirty.

[SPITS] [GROWLS]

[WHIMPERING]

[BABBLING] [YELPS]

Don't ever do that.
Did you lock the other door?

Yeah, twice. Once this way
and once that way.

Okay.

Open the door.
It's me. It's Larry.

[WHIMPERS]

Larry. What are we waitin' for?

Let him in.

Give me a hand.
We'll barricade the door.

Thanks.

[WHIMPERS, TEETH CHATTERING]

[YELPING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

Hey, can you play a trombone?
Good. Start playin'.

Maybe your music will tame him.

Blow. [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

[GROWLING]

You like music?

Faster.

[TEMPO INCREASES]

[MUSIC STOPS] [CRASH]

[WHIMPERING]

[YELPS] [WHIMPERS]

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

[ALL SCREAM]

LARRY: Hey, fellas.
Let me in. It's me.

Oh, no, you don't.
We tried that before.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR] [BARKS]

[SCREAMS] [YELPS]

CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

Elevator!
LARRY: Get that elevator up.

Can't you hear us?!

What's the matter
with that elevator?!

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

The lobby. We made it.

[WEREWOLF GROWLS]

[ALL YELP]

That was a close shave,
but we made it.

[GIGGLES] [ELEVATOR WHIRRING]

You're takin' us up.
We wanna go down.

I ain't runnin' this elevator.

[GROWLS]

What are you growlin' about?
[STAMMERS]

[GROWLING]

[YELPING, WHIMPERING]

There's no place to go here.

Help. Manager.

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

[ENGINE WHIRRING AND STOPPING]

[CRASHING]

[ALL YELLING AND WHIMPERING]

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