02x04 - Auditions #4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The X Factor". Aired: September 21, 2011 – December 19, 2013.*
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Series finds new singing talent (solo artists and groups ages 12 and over), drawn from public auditions, and they competed against each other for votes.
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02x04 - Auditions #4

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[cheering]

we are here to find a
star worth $ million.

♪ ♪

[overlapping singing]

♪ ♪

This is why I do this job.

It's to meet people like you.

[cheering]

[singing]

I love you.

[cheering]

I cannot believe how
amazing That just was.

[singing]

a star is born.

It's a yes.

, yeses.

[cheering]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

[dramatic music]

[overlapping singing]

♪ ♪

The most brilliant
audition I've Heard.

You are an absolute original.

♪ ♪

[feigns southern accent]

I got my grits.

Britney, I love you, honey.

I'm scared I'm related
to you Or something.

Karaoke on steroids.

Horrible.

[bleep].

Everything's gone wrong.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[loud rumble]

aah!

[upbeat techno music]

♪ ♪

[gentle pop music]

♪ ♪

I'm really excited,
actually, To be in the south.

I'm from louisiana.

So being here in the south Is
just refreshing and amazing.

Like, even the weather feels
Like it does at home.

So I feel I'm kind of
really Biased here.

Better get going.

[laughter]

Whoa.

At the moment, I
am actually On tour.

And I'm going to all
these Auditions.

And it's really hard work.

But it's on right now.

I'm devoted to
finding a Superstar.

I've had experiences where A
really small, quiet town had.

The biggest talent, right?

I'm hopeful that that's
the case In greensboro.

♪ let the sun shine, baby ♪

I'm excited to
see who turns Up.

I know what I'm looking for, and
It is something different,

So now we're gonna see
whether They turn up or not.

Good. Let's do it.

♪ let it all go ♪

♪ let it all go, baby ♪

[country whistling music]

♪ ♪

it is completely empty.

Isn't there one whole
single Soul around?

♪ ♪

where is everyone?

[cheers and applause]

[big & rich's Comin'
to your city]


♪ now we're comin' ♪

♪ to your city... ♪

that boy'll be the next
Superstar from greensboro.


Let's make country music Proud.

♪ to your city ♪

♪ gonna play our guitars... ♪

the hit fox show is here,
And thousands... and we mean.


Thousands... have come
to give it A sh*t.


Look at all these people.

I'm just ready.

If we went downtown right
Now, it'd be a ghost town,


Because everybody's here.

Yeah.

Which is pretty awesome.

Yeah.

There's nobody in the town!

Everyone's here.

Everyone.

So what's
greensboro famous For?


Country music.

And grits.

And where could I get a grit?

A great place here, um, right
Here in greensboro, called.


Jake's.

I'll take you there.

Okay.

Hey, guys, where's simon-up?

I would eat all of it.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, do I drink that?

That's very fattening.

It's hot.

[laughs]

it's very buttery.

Take care. Bye-bye.

Bye now.

[feigns southern accent]

I got my grits.

[cheering]

♪ now we're comin' ♪

♪ to your city... ♪

here we go, guys.

♪ gonna play our guitars ♪

♪ and sing you a country song ♪

simon.

Uh, there's a reason.

I had grits, green beans,
Mashed potatoes, steak, and.


Coconut cream pie.

[gasps]

okay.

For you, darling.

And this is why we
were Waiting for you?


I had to.

[laughter]

A bit of a detour. Sorry.

Come on, guys.

Guys, please, we
got to get To stage.


We are behind.

[cheers and applause]

♪ now we're coming ♪

♪ to your city ♪

♪ gonna play our guitars ♪

♪ and sing you a country song ♪

♪ comin' to your city... ♪

north carolina, give
it up For your judges!


♪ comin' to your city ♪

have fun.

[cheers and applause]

hey, how are you doing today?

How are you doing?

I'm willie jones.

I'm years old.

I'm from shreveport, louisiana.

Well, best of luck to you.

All right.

Thank you.

Group hug.

Ooh.

All: Whoo!

There's really nothing
to do In shreveport.


We have the mall.

And when there's nothing to do
At night, you go to the mall.


And you will see some friends.

[laughs]

And you have a good time.

I'll make y'all a prayer.

'cause we drove too far for
this To come here and lose.


My family is just a
big part Of my life.


It means a lot to me that they
Support me in whatever I do.


Like, bringing me out here to
Audition, like, it a -hour Drive.


Represent for louisiana.

'cause you know, Britney
from Louisiana.


[laughter]

Music is just a big
part of my Life.


It's what I was born to do.
Life.

Okay.

Let's go.

It just feels good to know
That I'm going on stage in front.


Of Miss Britney and Mr. Simon And Mr.
L.A. Reid and demi.


Hmm!

Just go out there and
show 'em What I got.


Two, one. Out you go.

[stevie wonder's For
once in my life]


♪ I have someone ♪

♪ who needs me... ♪

hey.

Hello.

What's your name?

Uh, will jones.

Will jones?

Yes, sir.

I love your style.

Thank you.

It's very Fresh
prince of bel-air.


Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

I love it, like it's sick.

Where are you from?

Shreveport, louisiana.

Southern man.

Yeah.

And how old are you?

.

?

Yes, sir.

Just "yes" is fine.

Yes, sir.

[laughter]

good luck.

Thank you.

[josh turner's your man]




♪ baby, lock the door ♪

♪ and turn the
lights down low ♪


wow.

♪ put some music on ♪

♪ that's soft and slow ♪

♪ baby, we ain't got ♪

♪ no place to go ♪

[laughs]

♪ I hope you understand ♪

♪ I've been thinking ♪

♪ 'bout this all day long ♪

♪ I never felt a feeling ♪

♪ quite this strong ♪

♪ I can't believe how much ♪

♪ it turns me on ♪

♪ just to be your man ♪

[guitar solo plays]

go ahead, boy.

[cheers and applause]

[laughs]

He can't believe it.

♪ there's no worry ♪

♪ don't you hurry ♪

♪ we can take our time ♪

♪ we're alone now ♪

♪ you don't know how ♪

♪ long I've wanted to ♪

♪ lock the doors ♪

♪ and turn the
lights down low ♪


incredible.

♪ put some music on ♪

♪ that's soft and slow ♪

♪ baby, we ain't got ♪

♪ no place to go ♪

♪ I hope you understand ♪

♪ I've been thinking ♪

♪ 'bout this all day long ♪

♪ never felt a feeling ♪

♪ that was quite this strong ♪

♪ I can't believe how much ♪

♪ it turns me on ♪

♪ just to be your man ♪

[music stops]

[cheers and applause]

[cheering]

willie jones... You are
an absolute original.


[cheers and applause]

thank you.

Willie jon... He sounds
like willie jones, Right?

Willie jones.

It's perfect.

Ah, that's what's up.

That was amazing.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, Mr. Reid.

Britney.

I was very surprised.

I wasn't expecting that.

And I think, like l.A. Said, It's very
original of you To do what you just did.

[cheers and applause]

demi.

What I like about you
is You're really likable.

Like, the fact that you're
Standing onstage, you're, like,

"oh, my gosh, is this...
This is for me?"

totally.

I love that about you.

Stay that person too.

[cheers and applause]

simon.

Uh, willie, this is why I
Wanted to come to greensboro.

I prayed we were gonna
find Somebody like you.

But you've gone beyond
my Expectations.

You've surprised me.

I think your voice is a
Sensational recording voice.

[cheers and applause]

And I want to remember this Time... the
first day I heard Willie jones.

This is a day to remember,
I'm telling you.

[cheers and applause]

[rascal flatts'

[I won't let you go]

♪ I will stand by you ♪

♪ I will help you through... ♪

okay.

I think we should vote.

It's a huge yes.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]

Britney.

It's an enormous yes.

[cheers and applause]

demi.

You're such a rock star
Already, I'm gonna say yes.


[cheers and applause]

simon?

♪ I will stand by you ♪

♪ I will help you through... ♪

it is an absolutely
ginormous Big, fat yes.


[cheers and applause]

♪ and I will dry your eyes ♪

♪ I will fight your fight ♪

♪ I will hold you tight ♪

willie jones!

♪ I will dry your eyes ♪

♪ I will fight your fight... ♪

I love him, I love
him, I love him.


[screams]

[all screaming]

that voice. I... For a
second, I thought, "this.


Can't be coming from you."

when he hit that low note.

Yes!

[imitates him] ♪ you ♪

good job, man!

Oh, my god, like what?

I couldn't... This ranks
number one, biggest.


Moment ever in my life.

And there's still more to come.

[pop music]

♪ ♪

and out to that two.

[cheers and applause]

hello.

How are you doing, buddy?

What's your name?

My name is Kelvin
bugle mcmanagle.

Kelvin, that's a great name.

I love that.

What do you do as a job?

Uh, what is do is, uh, I got a place
up there in, uh, Out towards asheville,

North carolina, and all that.

I put lawnmowers
together and All that.

You know, lawnmower handles?

[general commotion]

wait. I don't... [laughs]

lawn... lawnmower handles?

Lawnmowers?

Yeah, lawnmower handles.

The handles of a lawnmower.

Yes, sir. Yes.

You make the handles
for Lawnmowers?

I put them on there, buddy.

You put the handles
on the Lawnmowers?

Yeah, I put 'em up.

Got it, okay.

What are you gonna sing?

Um... Uh, a minute ago...
You got me a minute ago.

I forgot now.

You forgot?

[laughter]

um... [country version
of This land is your land]

that's it.

Oh, that's it, yeah.

Now he remembers.

♪... is my land ♪

♪ from california ♪

♪ lonely highway ♪

Ah-ooh!

♪ don't be at the line, man ♪

♪ california ♪

♪ california ♪

♪ this land is made ♪

♪ for ♪

♪ for me ♪

♪ my land ♪

kelvin, thank you very...
I-I literally couldn't.


Understand a single
word of That.


[laughter]

Britney, I love you, honey.

I love you, Britney, beautiful.

Britney, he loves you.

Did you love him?

[laughter]

I'm scared I'm related
to you Or something.


Why is that now, Britney?

L. A., yes or no?

It's gonna be a
no today, Buddy.


Demi.

Come on, Britney.

[southern accent]

It's gonna be a
no today, buddy.


[laughter]

demi?

[southern accent]

I'm gonna have
to say it's a no.


I'm sorry.

Okay, kelvin,
y'all got four Noes.


Well, glad to see y'all.

♪ but I like it ♪

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I want some more of it ♪

I'm being converted
to like Country music.


[laughter]

♪ don't know what it is ♪

♪ 'bout that ♪

♪ little gal's lovin' ♪

out you go.

♪ but I like it ♪

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I want some more of it ♪

hey.

[cheering]

hello.

Hi, guys, how are you?

Good, how are you?

I'm very excited to be here.

What's your name?

Julia bullock.

Nice to meet you.

How old are you?

Nice to meet you.

I'm .

And what makes you think that
You have what it takes to win.


This competition?

I-I think it's really Important
that, if you're young,


And you know what you want to Do,
it shows that you're driven.


And you're determined, and I
Feel like that's what I have.


So, did you have anybody
come With you today?


Yeah, um, my family, my
Friends, and my band members.


Why didn't you
audition as a Band?


Um, they're not a vocal Group,
so I decided I'd come out.


Here and try it.

It's an opportunity.

I couldn't waste it.

How do your band
members feel About that?


Um... Um... How
do you guys, feel?


Like, honestly?

Because we did have
plans as a Band.


If I do get far, what
are you Guys gonna do?


Get a job, start doing
the Normal person thing.


Why wouldn't you want to keep
Trying for something that you've.


Lived for your whole life?

'cause I'm kind of scared of
This happening again, honestly.


I don't know what's gonna
happen With the band.


If you do make it today, you Know,
I feel like the band's Over.


I feel like today, the
band's Broken up.


Christian and I used to date
And, you know, I don't think.


Christian's just bitter about
Losing the band, but losing me.


For me, personally, there's
Still a lot of feelings there.


Bands come and go, but I think
Having somebody that close and.


Losing it is a
really scary Thing.


♪ I'll be the princess ♪

♪ it's a love story ♪

♪ baby, just say yes ♪




so, if you leave them and
Become successful, then what.


Happens to the band?

Um, you know, we talked about
That, and if that happens, then.


They have a big enough passion
To continue music as well, so,


Maybe do their own thing.

Okay, so, if you get a yes,
It is a bit like you've dumped.


Them.

[laughter]

A little bit.

If you want to make it
a Relationship, maybe.


I don't know.

It's the equivalent of,
"we'll be friends," right?


Yeah, we'll just be friends.

Okay.

What are your song choices?

Um, I've got pumped up kicks.

Yeah.

Yeah?

[cheering]

Okay, we could do that.

[intro to pumped up kicks]




♪ robert's got a quick hand ♪

♪ he'll look around the room ♪

♪ he won't tell you his plan ♪

♪ I don't even know what ♪

♪ but he's comin' for you ♪

♪ yeah, he's comin' for you ♪

♪ sayin' all the other kids ♪

♪ with the pumped up kicks ♪

♪ you better run, better run ♪

♪ outrun my g*n ♪

♪ all the other kids ♪

♪ with the pumped up kicks ♪

♪ you better run, better run ♪

♪ faster than my b*llet ♪

♪ all the other kids ♪

♪ with the pumped up kicks ♪

♪ you better run, better run ♪

♪ outrun my g*n ♪

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

[motley crue's home sweet home]




♪ you know I'm a dreamer ♪

simon.

Uh, julia, uh... yes, sir.

I think you are really,
Really, really good.


Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

yeah, I like your image.

I love your taste.

You look very current.

Yeah, one of my favorite.

Really, really good.

[cheers and applause]

thank you, simon.

Britney.

You definitely have a unique
Sound when you sing, which,


With, there's a marketplace for
That open so wide for you right.


Now, and I feel like it's...
You're... you're a star.


Yeah.

L. A.

Well, for me, you are exactly
What I've been looking for.


[cheers and applause]

thanks, l.A.

from the moment you walked on
The stage, I had a feeling, and.


You know what?

You came through, and I
loved Your song choice.


You have that rock star thing.

You've got the attitude.

I like it.

Thank you.

I really like you.

I think that you've got
a really Unique voice.


I think you're super talented.

Thank you, demi.

Yeah, you're awesome.

[cheering]

Should we vote?

L.A., vote.

Oh, that's really easy.

Yes!

[cheering]

♪ my heart's like ♪

♪ an open book ♪

shout out to your band for
Being so supportive of you and...


they're amazing.

I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you.

[cheering]

yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

[cheering]

yeah, it's good-bye, band.

Hello, solo career.

Four yeses.

Thank you, simon.

[cheers and applause]

♪ I'm on my way ♪

♪ just set me free ♪

♪ home sweet home ♪




[cheers and applause]

♪ home sweet home ♪

that was so cool.

Wasn't it awesome?

Wasn't it awesome?

That was so cool.

So, what happens now?

I don't know.

[laughter]

I don't know.

[dramatic music]




[loud rumble]

aah!

♪ nah nah nah nah eh ♪

♪ nah nah nah nah eh eh ♪

♪ nah nah nah nah eh ♪

♪ nah nah nah nah eh eh ♪

man, that's a lot of people.

[groans] it's hot.

I could use a pepsi.

I could use a pepsi.

[laughter]

ooh, a pepsi stand.

♪ don't look at the sun ♪

♪ 'cause it's shining for you ♪

today, we have contestants
Trying four different flavors.

For the pepsi X Factor
flavor Auditions.

♪ hey ♪

♪ nah nah nah nah eh ♪

mmm!

We have dragon, fire,
gold, And freeze.

Which pepsi flavor
do you like Best?

I think I like the dragon.

Mmm, I think I like the gold.

Wow, it's between
freeze and Fire.

Contestants will take a vote,
And whichever one wins will be.

The pepsi x flavor.

My favorite flavor
was the Freeze.

That dragon is the b*mb.

I'll let you know right now, This
new pepsi x is gonna be Amazing.

Dragon definitely
has the X Factor.

Uh, no, freeze
has the X Factor.

Which one did you take?

Fire.

Fire?

I like dragon.

Freeze.

Well, freeze needs three Yeses,
so... all right, two minutes, Folks.

Here we go.

We gotta get to stage.

Our work is now done.

Let's go.

Rock 'n' roll.

Would you date me if I win?

Possibly.

That's... that's a long
way Down the road.

Let's just... we'll... we'll
have to Wait and see.

My name's krysten colon.

I'm years old, and
I'm a Hairdresser.

While I'm doing hair, I'm
Dreaming of a job where I don't.

Have to stand on my feet for .

Hours a day.

I'm ready to be a superstar.

Are you nervous for me?

I'm not nervous either.

[laughter]

It's gonna be fun.

I don't have any
insecurities Today.

Like, I'm so excited.

I'm ecstatic.

I just can't wait.

You don't have anything
Holding you back.

Yeah, nothing's
holding me Back.

Like, I really want this.

I need this.

I'm going to get this.

Like, oh, I can't wait.

[cheering]

hello.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good, how are you?

Great.

What is your name?

My name is krysten colon.

Cool.

How old are you?

I'm .

Tell me a bit about you.

I want to get to know
you, first Of all.

I do work.

I do hair.

Um... [cheering]

so, what's driven
you to Singing?

I'm finally getting the Confidence
to share what I hear In the shower.

Aw.

[cheers and applause]

Awesome.

What are you gonna
sing for us Today?

I'm gonna sing a song by Adele
called don't you remember.

[cheering]

good luck.

Okay.

Thank you so much.

[adele's don't you remember]




♪ when will I see you again ♪

♪ you left with no good-byes ♪

♪ not a single word was said ♪

♪ no final kiss ♪

♪ to seal any scene ♪

♪ I had no idea ♪

♪ of the state we were in ♪

[cheers and applause]

simon?

Uh, it's a shame, in a way,
That we had the adele song,


Because it's very sound-alike.

I'm kind of feeling that we're
Not hearing the real you.


I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm nervous.

I know you are.

Can I try something else?

You need to come back.

What I think you need... I think
You need a classic song and do.


Your interpretation of it.

I know a classic song that I
Could sing, but it's a gospel.


Song.

No.

No?

No, what I'm saying is,
I-I Want to see you later.


Oh, okay.

But that's a good thing.

Oh, that's a good thing.

You just got a break.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, but you need melody.

Okay.

Okay?

Thank you so much.

You're so lucky.

[cheers and applause]

she's worth taking a risk on.

Yeah, I see potential.

It's risky.

[dramatic music]




oh, my god.

Everything's gone wrong.

[overlapping shouts]

get off of me!

♪ and I can't do this ♪

♪ by myself ♪

what was your name, man?

Marcus.

Marcus?

Yes.

Nice to meet you, man.

I'm jeff.

Jeff, nice to meet you.

This is a great
experience for Me, man.

I think this right here, this
is My dream, as well for you.

I know it's yours, man, too.

Since I was six years old, I
was like, I need to do this.

For the rest of my life.

And then you have
a kid, you Know?

It's like... yeah,
most definitely, man.

I was okay with being
broke Before, you know?

'cause that was just me.

I mean, I barely get by, so it's
Just, like... it has to... it has to.

Happen, actually.

I have no backup plan.

My name is jeffrey adam gutt.

I'm , and I'm a single dad,
And this is my last chance to.

Really make all my dreams come True
and become a rock star, you Know?

Well, good luck, man.

All right, let's do
it for The dads, man.

We'll do that, man.

If I get b*at by somebody, I
Would like for it to be you.

All right.

[singing]

don't be hit.

Yeah, watch out for them, Huh?

You gonna do rock 'n' roll?

Yeah, I'm gonna do rock 'n'

Roll.

Is it gonna be loud?

It's gonna be really loud.

Super loud, like this?

♪ waah ♪

yeah, I'm gonna do this
for You, okay, buddy?

♪ I can't do this by myself ♪

my son, he'll be four soon,
And I just really want him to.

Grow up and be proud
of his Father.

♪ and I can't be ♪

♪ somebody else ♪

failure is not an
option at This point.

I need that record deal.

It's vital to mine
and my son's Life.

Out you go.

♪ you took ♪

♪ something perfect ♪

♪ and painted it red ♪

[cheers and applause]

hello.

Hello.

What's your name?

My name is jeffrey adam gutt.

And how old are you?

I'm years old.

[cheers and applause]

so, why did you choose
to Come here to X Factor?

Well, the big goal would be
To be able to support my son,


Who's four, who's in the back,
And he's never seen me sing.


Before this.

Aw.

What's your son's name?

His name is talen.

And he's never heard
your Sing before?


Okay, and what are
you gonna Sing?


I'm gonna sing
hallelujah
by Leonard cohen.

[cheers and applause]

[intro to hallelujah]




♪ I've heard there was ♪

♪ a secret chord ♪

♪ david played ♪

♪ and it pleased the lord ♪

♪ but you don't really care ♪

♪ for music, do ya? ♪




♪ it goes like this ♪

♪ the fourth, the fifth ♪

♪ the minor fall ♪

♪ the major lift ♪

♪ the baffled king ♪

♪ composing hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelu ♪

♪ baby, I've been here before ♪

♪ I know this room ♪

♪ and I've walked this floor ♪

♪ I used to live alone ♪

♪ before I knew ya ♪

♪ but I see your flag ♪

♪ on the marble arch ♪

♪ that love is not ♪

♪ a victory March ♪

♪ it's a cold ♪

♪ and it's a
broken hallelujah ♪


♪ oh ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah, oh ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

♪ hallelujah ♪

[cheers and applause]

whoa!

[cheers and applause]

Wow.

Wow.

All right, I'm gonna...
[cheers and applause]


♪ I'm already there ♪

♪ take a look around ♪

oh, my god.

I think you're unbelievable.

You picked maybe the greatest
Song every written and you.


Nailed it.

You knocked that thing
out of The park.


I am a fan.

Thank you, sir.

[cheers and applause]

Britney.

I loved how mysterious
your Voice was.


It was, like, really
soothing And unique.


I loved it.

Thank you, Britney.

[cheers and applause]

you have this amazing grit
to Your voice... yeah.


That changed the
song Completely.


Never heard it sang like that.

It was incredible.

[thunder rumbles]

Um, I just... I mean, god's
even Rocking out right now.


[laughter]

he's the one that gave it to
Me, so... that's incredible.


[cheers and applause]

jeffrey, I've heard
that song A lot.


I've sat in this
chair a long Time.


It was one of the most brilliant
Auditions I've heard.


[cheers and applause]

♪ I'm already there ♪

♪ take a look around ♪

l. A., yes or no?

It is a yes.

[cheers and applause]

Britney?

It is a definitely yes.

[cheers and applause]

demi?

I'm gonna say yes.

[cheers and applause]

jeffrey, you've got
four big, Fat yeses.


[cheers and applause]

♪ I'm already there ♪

♪ take a look around ♪

♪ I'm the sunshine ♪

♪ in your hair ♪

[cheers and applause]

talen, your dad is a rock Star.

[cheers and applause]

♪ I'm already there ♪

thank you, jeffrey.




♪ can you feel ♪

♪ the love that we share ♪

we made it, buddy.

I thought he was amazing.

He's like the josh
groban of Rock 'n' roll.


Better.

Good job, man.

Thanks, man.

We got one for the dads, Dude.

Oh, yeah, most definitely.

♪ there ♪

say "X Factor."

X Factor.




♪ you're hot ♪

♪ and you're cold ♪

late in the afternoon, there
Is a chance for a shower or.

Thunderstorm, and temperatures
Will top out around .

[thunder]

♪ it's black and it's white ♪

♪ we fight, we break up ♪

♪ we kiss, we make up ♪

can we start
over one more Time?

I'm gonna write it
just one More time.

All right.

[out-of-key] ♪ ooh ♪

♪ baby, ba... ♪

get off.

♪ ooh ♪

[thunder]

[audience reacts]

[thunder]

[operatic music]

♪ ♪

what happened?

We literally just
got hit by Lightning.

It wasn't just us who
didn't Like marchello.

[laughter]

[operatic music]

♪ ♪

There's water falling on me.

Is leaking in here too?

It's scary here.

[thunder]

♪ ♪

hello.

What's your name?

I'm byron.

[thunder]

let's see what you got.

♪ if I end up ♪

[thunder]

[cow moos]

♪ should I give up ♪

♪ or should I just ♪

♪ keep chasin' pavement ♪

[audience boos]

can I try again?

Audience: No!

[bleep] you guys.

[thunder]

oh, my god.

[audience boos]

it's gonna be a no.

All right, let's
get out of Here.

Everything's gone wrong.

[operatic music]

♪ ♪

uh-oh.

I'm a rock star.

Very entertaining.

[singing off-key]

I actually couldn't Understand
a word you were Singing.

♪ yeah ♪

♪ I am ♪

lightning incredible,
with All these storms.

Karaoke on steroids.

Oh.

Pitchy.

Horrible.

Average and boring.

[thunder]

♪ lay on me, baby ♪

♪ lay on me, oh, lay on me ♪

♪ lay on me ♪

♪ put it down on me ♪

♪ oh, put your hands ♪

♪ on my body ♪

[thunder]

[cow moos]

it's a no.

No.

It's a no.

No.

Thank you.

Plenty of thunder, intense Lightning,
and very dangerous Conditions.

♪ ♪

I think there's a
cloud over This town.

There's a reason why
we Shouldn't be here.

Well, listen, I just
hope it Picks up from here.

[thunder]

[piano music]

♪ ♪

lipstick?

[laughs]

All right, check my teeth.

Have I got lipstick
on my teeth?

No, you're great.

Okay.

[laughs] high-four.

She's gonna go back on that
Stage, and she's going to get.

Four yeses, guaranteed.

We're not hearing the real You.

You need a classic song, and
do Your interpretation of it.

What I'm saying is, I-I
want to See you later.

Okay.

Thank you so much.

Okay, baby, so this is it.

Yes.

Okay, so... I'm gonna do
way better than I did earlier.

Good.

[laughter]

okay, krysten, the
judges are Ready for you.

Okay.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Go, krysten. Enjoy.

♪ I don't want ♪

♪ anything at all ♪

♪ 'cause everything ♪

♪ means nothing ♪

okay.

Hello.

Krysten, welcome back.

Yes, thank you.

Okay, so we've had a... a kind
Of a crazy day, and we didn't.

Like your song, so we've asked You to
come back with another Song, haven't we?

Yes, and I'm ready
to impress You.

I'm ready to wow you.

Great.

Well, good luck, sweetheart.

Thank you.

[thunder]

as the thunder rolls in.

That's a little crazy.

[intro to I have nothing]




♪ share my life ♪

♪ take me for what I am ♪

♪ 'cause I'll never change ♪

♪ my colors for you ♪

♪ I don't want
to have to look ♪


♪ very much further ♪

♪ I don't want to have to go ♪

♪ where you won't follow ♪

♪ I won't hold it back again ♪

♪ this passion inside ♪

♪ can't run from myself ♪

♪ there's nowhere to hide ♪

♪ but don't make me close ♪

♪ one more door ♪

♪ I don't want
to hurt anymore ♪


♪ stay in my arms if you dare ♪

♪ must I imagine you there ♪

♪ don't walk away from me ♪

♪ no ♪

♪ I have nothing ♪

♪ nothing ♪

♪ nothing ♪

♪ if I don't have you ♪

♪ you ♪

♪ take my love ♪

♪ I'll never ask ♪

[loud rumble]

ah, god!

Aah!

[thunder]

okay.

Oh, are you okay?

[laughs]

oh, my god.

That was [bleep]
scary as [bleep].


That scared me.

I just spit all over you.

I'm sorry.

We need to get out of here.

Krysten, honestly, there was
A reason for that happening.


The song wasn't working.

I was about to blow it.

Sweetheart, you
already blew It.


I know I have what it takes.

I know I have the look.

I know I have the talent.

I know I have the personality.

I'm just letting my
nerves take Me over.


But you have to
have a voice With it.


You don't think I have a Voice?

You have a decent voice, but
It's not quite good enough.


I think we have to vote.

[groans]

I'm gonna have to say no.

Oh.

Demi?

I'm gonna have to say no.

Britney.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I'm gonna have to say no too.

Simon?

♪ and the games you play ♪

♪ you would always win ♪

♪ always win ♪

it's a no.

Sorry.

It's gonna be four noes
Today, but thank you.


[bleep].

♪ watched it pour ♪

♪ threw us into the flames ♪

ooh, she's pissed.

She is mad.

She's so mad.

She's mad?

Yeah.

♪ that was the last time ♪

♪ the last time ♪

I could have did it better.

[crying]

I could have did it better.

[groans]

[thunder]

[crying]

come on, come on.

[groans] get out of my ear.

Why is everyone in my ear?

Please.

[thunder]

I don't want to be on camera.

Krysten, stop.

I'm gonna throw a bottle of
Water at the [bleep] camera.


No, no, shh shh shh.

Hey, krysten!

♪ I set fire to the rain ♪

watch it!

Krysten!

You're embarrassing
yourself Right now.


I don't care.

Stop it. Stop it!

Security, can you
come Backstage?


[bleep].

Come here!

Get off of me, get off of me!

Krysten, krysten!

No! [bleep] you!

No, get in the rain.

Come on.

She knew that there was a
Possibility that... nobody.


Promised her four yeses.

I don't understand.

I mean, she messed up.

I don't know.

But thank you, and I apologize.

♪ let it burn ♪

[cheering]

I thought you were
sassy, Sassy, sassy.

That's why I love you.

[cheering]

everything that the X Factor
Is all about, you embody that.


I don't think that we've even
Tapped what you're capable of.


Doing.

You took that thing to places
That even beyonce didn't take.


It.

[dramatic music]




I'm blown away.
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