01x14 - Medix Surprise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy". Aired: January 5, 2019 – June 5, 2021.*
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School is in session at the Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy, and Griffin Rock's heroes Heatwave the Fire-Bot, Chase the Police-Bot, Blades the Copter-Bot, and Boulder the Construction-Bot are back and ready to train a new batch of recruits.
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01x14 - Medix Surprise

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

As you may or may not know, Cody Burns graduated

at the top of his EMT training class last week.

He's earned this gold certificate.

[all] Ooh! Wow!

He doesn't know he's getting this,

I'd like your help with surprising him with it.

-Cool! -Yeah!

I love surprises!

I can't wait to see Cody's face.

Sir, I'm happy for Cody, but I don't understand

the appeal of surprises. Why can't we just say,

"Here is your certificate. Congratulations!"

Thus avoiding all the unnecessary--

-Surprise! -Exactly.

Bor-ring!

-Come on Medix! -It's fun!

That's fine, Medix. Why don't you go get Cody,

and we'll take care of the "surprise" part?

Yes, sir.

Let's make this the best surprise ever! Why don't we--

No fireworks in my office.

Aw!

Odd. Why are the lights off?

Could be a hazardous situation!

Stay back. Initiating rescue procedure.

♪♪

[all] Surprise!

-[all] Ugh! -[cough, splutter]

Thanks, guys! What a great,

not to mention, exciting, surprise!

-No problem, Cody! -Lookin' good.

-Congratulations again! -Glad you like it!

You definitely deserve that.

Then why did you try to ruin Cody's surprise, Medix?

I did not! If you had indicated to me

that you were going to turn off the lights and hide,

this mess could have been avoided.

That was the surprise part!

Hmm.

Nope. Still don't see the point.

And now I am . minutes behind on my chores. Goodbye.

Poor Medix. It's too bad he doesn't "get" surprises.

They're so much fun!

Maybe he'd understand how great they are

if we surprise him with something that he likes.

Yeah! Let's come up with some special Medix type surprises.

Then he's sure to get it!

[stealthy music]

[giggle]

-[all] Surprise! -Aaaaagh!

We got you these!

We know how much you love bandages!

Oh, uh, thank you.

But my cabinet is fully stocked.

There is no room for these "surprise" bandages.

There is if you "wedge" them in!

Gah!

Ah! Ah! Ooh! Aaah!

[both] Gah!

Uh... we'll help you clean up.

Surprise.

What?

-[all] Surprise! -Ow!

I do not understand. I'm scheduled for leaf clean up.

That's why we did it for you!

Good surprise, huh?

No! Now what am I supposed to do

for the next fifty-eight minutes thirty-two seconds?

Your "surprise" is disrupting my schedule!

Hey, Medix.

We're just about to watch this really cool medical movie

about how thermometers were invented.

Hmm. Normally I'm the only one that watches that kind of movie.

This isn't another one of your "surprises" is it?

Well, it does have a "surprise" ending!

That you're really gonna like!

Yeah! The twist is

that everyone thinks this guy called Fahrenheit

invented the thermometer,

but it was really Galileo, way waaaay earlier.

[all] Whirl!

Oops! Uh, spoiler alert.

How can I make this clear? I don't want to be surprised,

or spoiled, or unexpectedly presented with gifts in any way!

What should we try next?

Maybe we just need to face the fact

that Medix doesn't like surprises.

Which is super-weird! Cause you can never tell

what kind of surprises are gonna pop up during a mission.

And Medix loves rescue missions!

He sure does!

Wait, that's it! We create a Medix-themed surprise mission!

One where he's the hero!

He can rescue Chuck!

All by himself!

Am I good at this surprise stuff, or am I good?

[alarm]

[dramatic] Oh, no!

There's a hiker in trouble in Griffin Rock!

Looks like a medical emergency too!

[unconvincing] Heatwave says we're the only ones

that can save him.

[dramatic] What do we do? What do we do?

There's no time to lose. Rescue Bot recruits, roll out!

[action music]

[all] Yeah!

Aren't you coming?

Right behind you, buddy!

He's gonna love this!

[engine roaring]

♪♪

Ow! My leg! Help!

A possible leg fracture, but I'll need to get a closer look.

Let's prep the splints, bandages and hover stretcher, team.

Team?

-[all laugh] -Shhh!

Oh, Primus.

[engine roaring]

Can I just say? Best. Surprise. Ever!

Shhh! He's getting to the rescue part!

Do not panic, human. I am here to rescue you!

-Surprise! -Aaaaaaah!

This wasn't part of the plan.

-It was supposed to be a... -[Chuck] Surprise!

Now what? We can't go back to the Academy without Chuck.

Whee!

Is it just me or has this turned into a real rescue mission?

Surprise, indeed.

Ok, team. Keep an eye on your geyser and when Chuck says--

[Chuck] Surprise!

Yeah. We get it Hot sh*t.

[tense music]

Woo-hoo!

[grunting] Aw!

Yee-haw!

[grunts] C'mon Chuck! Gimme a break!

Whee!

[woosh]

-Oopsy-daisy! Woo-hoo! -[clang]

Who knows where he'll pop up next!

-Got him! -Nope, I got him!

Ooof!

-Whoa! -[thud]

This is impossible!

I'm beginning to see why you don't like surprises, Medix.

I bet now Chuck's not too big on 'em either!

Then we need to take the "surprise"

out of this situation once and for all!

[cracking noise]

-[grunts] -[thud]

Hey! There are no rocks left.

How am I gonna plug my geyser?

Use what you got! Be resourceful.

Huh?

Aw come on! Really?

[hisses]

Whoooooaaaa!

Hot sh*t? More like Hot Bot! Ha ha ha...

Oh come on, that was funny!

Now that we've blocked five of the holes,

it will force Chuck up through the remaining one. Here!

Good thinking, Medix!

Hurry guys, it's getting hot in here!

Get ready. When Chuck sh**t up,

we have to get the net under him

and catch him on the way down.

Wahooooo!

Go,go,go,go,go!

[whistling]

Guess we didn't that many "go"s.

[all] Yes!

Is it over? Did you catch him?

Whoa, phew! Talk about a high pressure job, am I right?

Whooooaaaa!

Medix? We're sorry.

We were wrong to try to force you to like surprises.

We get it now. You don't have to like everything we like.

Yeah. For instance, I like upside down yodeling

and so far, I'm the only one that does.

[loud yodeling]

Still just me, huh? Okay.

So, no more surprises, Medix. We promise.

That would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Hey, what are these? Noble!

-Wow! -Cool!

New med kits!

Medix, did you just surprise us?

I do not follow your logic. You are scheduled to receive

upgraded med kits, so there they are.

But if they're not a surprise, why did you gift wrap them?

-I knew it! -You do like surprises!

No! But I know that you do!

[wheezes, crackles] Surprise!

♪♪
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