01x02 - Clubhouse (Remix)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures". Aired: January 5, 2018 – April 21, 2020.*
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Series centered on the activities and adventures of Barbie, her sisters, other family members and friends, and it follows up from the film, Barbie: Dolphin Magic.
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01x02 - Clubhouse (Remix)

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Whoa oh oh oh ♪

So much to see ♪

So much to do ♪

Let's share a dream ♪

Make it come true ♪

Us girls got the
right combination ♪


Make our way
to new destinations ♪


Imagine all
the possibilities ♪


Hey hey hey ♪

You can be anything ♪

Hey hey hey ♪

Barbie's here,
gonna sing ♪


Hey hey hey ♪

Adventure, yeah that's
our thing ♪


Hey hey hey ♪

It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures ♪


I bet you're wondering why
I'm shredding through trash.


Whoa!

Was it just another
boring Monday

and I really had nothing
better to do?

Actually, it was
Chelsea's birthday,

and there was a very
good reason

why I was surfing down
a mountain of garbage.

But how I got there,
now that's a story.

The day started out
percent wonderful.


Doorbell!

Yahoooo!

Woop!

Yeah!

Thank you!

[dance music playing]

Dude, that was amazing.

[laughs]

Woohoo!

Special delivery!

Ooooh! Is it Chelsea's present?

Oh, lemme see!

That's cutting it close.

I was afraid it wasn't gonna
get here in time.

Cupcake pool float!

We are geniuses.

Oh, I can't wait to see it!

Open it.

She is so going to love this.

Ta-da!

Eh?

Um...we just have
to blow it up, right?

No, it's the totally
wrong thing!

Okay, so suddenly we were in
less-than-wonderful territory.

More like...

This is a complete disaster!

I can't even tell what it is!

A pool float for a squirrel?

[barking]

Oh. No squirrel, guys.

False alarm.

[whimpers]

[panting]

Chugga, chugga, chugga,
choo-choo.

Where have you guys been?

Out?

So busy!

Uh...Nothing to birthday,
that's for sure.

Right, because you've been
planning for months.

Anyway, I was talking
to the pups.

All aboard.

We're late for puppy story-time
in the clubhouse.

[barking]

What's that?

It looks like someone let
all the air out of a cupcake.

[giggles]

Can't wait to see what you
got me for my birthday.

Bye!

Choo choo!

What are we going to do?

We've gone from the best present
in the world

to the smallest, flattest
present in the world!

You're right.
This isn't good.

But together, we can think
of an even better gift.

I know we can.

We have no time, no ideas,
and a little sister

who's about to have her birthday
completely ruined.

Well, maybe just, you know,
mostly ruined.

C'mon, we can do this!

Think!

A gift for Chelsea...

A basketball hoop!

A computer!

A DJ booth!

You're just naming things
in this room.

I panicked!

C'mon. What does Chelsea like?

Putting itching powder
in your socks?

How about some of her
more endearing interests?

She spends a lot of time playing
in her clubhouse.

Hey, what about a clubhouse
makeover?

That's it!

I mean, we're living
in a new Dreamhouse.

Shouldn't Chelsea have
a clubhouse to match?

Brilliant!

Yeah!

The day was right back up
to percent wonderful.

We just needed one thing
to get it back up to .

Actually two things,
Nikki and Theresa.

-Hey, Barbie!
-What's up?

Birthday emergency!

On it!

Be right there!

Well, first of all, it needs
a serious cleaning.

Can't do that here.

Pretty much anything except
water will k*ll the grass.

OK.
Let's get it out front.

We can hose it down there
before Chelsea gets back

from her mall run
with mom and dad.

[grunting]

Definitely underestimated
how heavy this was.

Hi, Nikki!

Hi Teresa!

AGGHH!

She means "Hi!"?

Oh hey, back so soon?

Haven't left yet.

Don't worry, we'll get out of
your hair for...

whatever you're doing?

Oooh! Super secret project time!

Noooo?

Definitely not!

What are you guys doing
with my clubhouse?

It's not your clubhouse...

Um...It sure looks like it.

It's...Nikki's earring.

That's really gonna stretch
your lobe.

No, I mean she dropped
her earring.

And we looked
everywhere else...

So we thought if it isn't
anywhere else,

it must be...

under the clubhouse.

And it sure was!

Major Phew, right?

So if you found the earring

why are you still holding
my clubhouse?

Uh, we were just so excited
to find the earring, we...

...forgot to put it down?

Ha!

Silly us.

Oh thanks for reminding us
Chelsea!

Oooh, ahhh.

That had everything!

Mystery! Drama!

Even a little suspense.

Bravo!

Yes, very entertaining,

but now it's time to entertain
someone else.

[siren sounds]

Dad said I can make siren sounds

out the car window
all the way to the mall.

Thanks George.

Bye!

Ugh!

That was close.

I think she bought that.

Never again.
Never again.

Okay.

We don't have a lot of time.

Here's the plan: after
we hose this thing down,

we'll get it back inside
and get to work.

Nikki's already got some
great ideas,

Teresa will help
with technical specs.

Take it away, Nikki.

OK.

So I came up with some themes.

There's a pirate ship...

(All): Oooooohhh!

Choo-choo station.

(All): Oooooohhh!

Love that!?

Or, since we all know how
much Chelsea loves cupcakes...

No! Too soon!

Yeah, way too soon.

Oops.
Yeah. Sorry.

They're great ideas, Nikki.

Seriously.

But we need something different.

Something that really
feels like Chelsea.

Actually, I have an idea.

Cool! Fire away!

Alright. If you bring
this up over here.

Oh and I'm gonna add
this down here.

See what I'm doing?

Uh huh.

Oh, yeah.

And maybe something like this
over here?

Yes! That's it!

You're a mind-reader!

Love it!
It's perfect!

-Sweet!
-Great!

So, Nikki, Teresa and I will
clean and prep the Clubhouse.

Stacie and Skipper?

I need you two on Chelsea
patrol when she gets back.

Can you go plan
some time-consuming

distractions for her?

Aye-aye!

Operation: Surprise Chelsea...

Is-a-Go!

Ken's got a ton of cool stuff
from all his beach combing.

Let's go see what
we can decorate with

before we clean the clubhouse.

Great idea!

Let's go!

Making over Chelsea's clubhouse
is an awesome birthday present.

[laughs]

What?

Oh no!

[gasp]

Someone's taking the clubhouse!

-Stop!
-Wait!

We watched helplessly

as our "wonderful" percentage
plummeted before our eyes.


..........

Ugh!

I can't believe
that just happened.

They must've thought
we were throwing it away!

Just because it was by the curb,
on its side,

and looked like trash.

Hey!

Where's the clubhouse?

Can we see it?

That depends.

How fast can you run?

What!
What do you mean?

A truck just drove off with it.

Don't worry.

We're gonna figure this out.

Hey, guys!

We're back.

Oh hey!

Hi!

Heya Chels!

Whattup?

Operation Cupcakes and Ice Cream
was a success!

We've got enough to last us
until Chelsea's next birthday.

I told you, I don't mess around.

Wait a minute.
What's with the buckets?

It's...your birthday?

And it's a present for you?

I thought we could make them
into one of those...

seashell bunnies.

Awesome!

It can be friends
with our cheese rabbit!

Come on!

I'll pick out my favorites!

[giggles]

Okay, Stacie and Skipper,
better go help Ken.

He's really going to need it.

Does anyone even know
what a seashell bunny is?

We'll help him figure it out.

Let's go hunt down a clubhouse.

-I'll drive.
-[car beeps]

Here we go.

Huh ugh!

Whoo-hooo!!!

Uhhhh...

Oh, right!

Whoa!

Get in!

We're going to get
the clubhouse.

We're going to make over
the clubhouse.

And we're going to give Chelsea
the best birthday gift ever!

But what if we don't?

Then we just keep driving.

There it is, up ahead!

On the truck.

Ben's Junk It?

No!?

Ugh!!!

I'll look up where the truck
is going?

Look up Ben's Junk-It.

Finding you Ben's jacket?

What?
No!

Ben's JUNK- It!

Finding Ben's Monkey Monkey.

No! That's not what I want!

But Ben's Monkey Monkey
sounds amazing.

Maybe we can stop by later?

(Both): Go Barbie!

Hmmm.

This one's great.

Ooo! This one.

Ok, Chelsea, since
it's your birthday,

pick any shell you want
and it is yours.

Any one. You got it.

Hmmm.

I like that one.

Except that one.

Huh?

Or that one.

That one too.

Ooo. Good stall tactics.

What do you mean?

Oh, right.

How about this one?

It'll look great on the treasure
shelf in my clubhouse!

Not the clubhouse!

Why not?

Because...ahhh...

Ken promised me that shell.

Hi, I'm Ben.

Ben?

That's an interesting name
for a woman.

Oh, not really.

It's short for Benjamin.

Can I help you girls?

I know this is sort
of a weird question,

but did one of your drivers
come in with a clubhouse?

Yeah.

Ang brought one in bout
ten minutes ago.

Whew! That clubhouse
is basically

my little sister Chelsea's
entire world.

Well that and cupcakes.

Uh! That's just about
the sweetest thing ever.

Oh! That really makes me
wish it were here.

(All): It's not here!

Do... Do you know where it is?

Ang might've taken it
home to her kids...

Oh, great!

Only, she doesn't have
any kids.

Oh, she's probably just taken it
to the dump.

[gasps]

The garbage dump?

I'm agitated here.

Lemme call her and see
where she is.

Ugh.
Chelsea will be heartbroken

if something happens
to her clubhouse.

Nothing's gonna happen to it.

Yeah, I have a good feeling
about Ben.

She's gonna save us!

Well... Bad news.

Ang isn't picking up.

So I kinda don't know
where she's gone.

Hang on. I'm working on a new
nav app that triangulates

someone's position based
on the relative distance

between their current location

and the corresponding
communication towers

in the vicinity...

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Sorry, I can find her if you
have Ang's phone number?

That I understand.

Uh. Here we go.

And that should do it.

Good luck!

Thanks!

Wait a minute guys!

Ugh!

Hmm...

Um...

What?

Ben said it was on the house.

Nothing yet...
Still nothing...

oh, look...wait...nothing.

We're going to get
the clubhouse.

We're going to make over
the clubhouse.

And we're going to give Chelsea
the best birthday gift ever!

Aha!

There you are!

[phone rings]

Hey Skipper.

How's it going?

At the moment it's not going.

It's gone.

What?

But we're hot on the trail.

Hot on the trail of what?

Where are you guys?

Wow! We're about to go into
the world's longest tunnel.

I sure hope we don't
lose serv...

Smooth.

Ugh! I'm agitated!

Take a right!

There's the truck!

Bring back our clubhouse!

Are we even gonna have time
to do the whole makeover?

Yes! Think positive!

Ugh! Thank you, Teresa.

Although we don't have
any supplies

to do the makeover with.

What happened to
"think positive?"

Now you're making me agitated!

Barbie stop!

What?

Whoa!!!

Don't worry! I'll be quick!

Ah!

Wooo!

Ugh! It's for the clubhouse!

The theoretical clubhouse.

Okay! We're back on track.

The game?

-Barbie stop!
-Again?

You really don't want us
to catch that truck, do you?

Yea!

Flowers!

Is all this stuff
for the clubhouse

or just to fill up the yard
so Chelsea can't see

that it's missing?

Ha ha. Very funny.

Barbie, stop!

Seriously, there's no more room!

No, Barbie, look!

L. A. County Trash
Compacting Facility: One Mile.

We were now officially in
negative-wonderful territory.


Let's go!

Huh!

Whoa! This place is gigantic!

Not to mention,
gigantically smelly.

Don't people ever throw
away their air fresheners?

Look, there's our truck!

-Ugh.
-But...

Where's our clubhouse?

No!

No no no no no!

[coughing]

That's it!

We're toast.

[phone rings]

Do you have the clubhouse yet?

Chelsea's getting
really suspicious!

I'm surprised she isn't lurking
over my shoulder?

Who are you talking to?

Would you believe a butt dial?

Sure. Then it was that.

I'm really sorry, Barbie.

Chelsea will understand.

And if she doesn't,
we've got the whole ride home

to make up a really good excuse.

I don't do quit.

The truck came out that way!

Let's go!

[crashing sounds]

What was that?

Sounds like some kind of
giant trash compactor!

I think I saw that movie.

It didn't end well
for the teenagers.

It never does.

It's getting louder!

That's good!

Exactly how is that good?

Strangely, I'm with Nikki
on this one.

Because I bet that's where
Chelsea's clubhouse is!

That's bad!

Oh no! It's blocked!

(All): Whoa!

(All): Ah!

Can we go around somehow?

It'll take too long!

Barbie maybe we can...

Wait!

Where'd she go?

[struggling grunts]

Oh, man.

Why'd we have to find her?

Ugh!
Breathe through your mouth.

Ew!

[grunts]

Whoa!!!

It's a wonder people have
anything left in their houses.

Hey! Look!

There was the clubhouse.

The place that held my little
sister's hopes and dreams.


And it was about
to be destroyed.


No!

We are not going to make it.

Oh, yes we are!

We are getting
that clubhouse!

But how to get down there?

This will work!

What?

I always carry a helmet.

You never know when
you're going to be

in a potentially
skull-damaging situation.

It's go time!

Um Barbie?

What are you...

Ugh!?

Wait!!

Ah, ahhh, whoa!

[phone rings]

Where are you?

Not a good time.

She's in her helmet!

Are you in a potentially
skull-damaging situation?

Nothing to worry about.

I'll see you soon.

Oh no!

Ah!!

Ta da.

Wow!!!

Amazing!

Thank you.
Thank you very much!

And for my next trick I'm going
to save a young girl's birthday!

Going up!?

What are you gonna do with that?

This.

Cool!

Love it!

[phone rings]

Stace... I...

I can't handle the pressure,
Barbie.

Should I just tell Chelsea...

Tell me what?

That your present...

Is right outside!

Really?

Yeah, you can come out.

Ok, she's coming!

Get ready!

[sniffs]

Is that me?

I think it's all of us.

Stay away from the curb
or we might get picked up

by Ben's Junk-It.

[giggles]

See Chelsea.

I told you Barbie would be
right back.

Uh, you're talking
to the queen of pranks.

I know something's up.

Where have you guys been?

[sniffs]

And why do you smell so bad?

Uh...

It's a great story
involving claws,

hills, helmets
and garbage piles.

But wouldn't you rather
just see your present?

It's from all of us!

(All): Happy Birthday!!!

Whoa! A new clubhouse!

There's a kitchen!

And an elevator?

And a cupcake flag!

(All): Whooo!

So where did you find it?

Well, I invented a new sport
called trash-boarding.

But all that really matters is

Chelsea has the best
birthday gift, ever.

Yay!
[laughs]

Bring it in!

Thank you, thank you!?

Aw!

Love you Chels.

Happy birthday.

Uh, Barbie?

You saving this for later?

[laughs]

Nothing's too good for you
on your birthday!

I think the clubhouse is enough.

In fact, it's the best
present ever.

Thank you, everyone so much!

The best thing that happened
on Chelsea's birthday?

The shower I got to take
when it was over.

JK.

It was the look on her face.

I mean, look at that.

Totally worth it.

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