02x06 - Putts for Pups

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♪ It's the Dreamhouse
Adventures ♪

Hmm.

Ok, can you read this?

[bark]

I'll give you a hint.

Sit.

As long as dogs have been
our pets

people have enjoyed
teaching them stuff.

Not play.

Concentrate, Honey.

You can do it.

Sit.

But teaching them to read?

That really would be a trick.

Roll over!

Yes! You got it!

Sort of.

Not really.

[sighs]

Believing in the impossible,

even when everyone else thinks
you're a little crazy

can lead to some
pretty great things.

That's something my whole family
discovered recently,

and it only took a little detour
to get there.

We're home!

You won't believe what happened.

You won the father-daughter
golf tournament?

We finished last!

Um... congratulations?

No, no, no.

Wait 'til you hear.

We were doing great.

I was teeing off
on the final hole,

but then...

[sneezes]

[gasps]

[groans]

Hey!

Aww.

Poor Ken.

[laughing]

Poor Barbie.

My sneeze cost us the title.

At least we got a trophy,
for most creative sh*t.

[laughing]

Speaking of creative,
what're you guys up to?

Ah-ah-ah.

Not until it's ready.

No peeking.

Aw.

[giggling]

Forget it.

[growling]

Huh?

Hey, Chels.

How's it going?

Hmm.

Is everything ok?

The pups learn to read yet?

Not one word.

They won't focus
during story time.

All they wanna do is play.

[barking]

And then they eat
their homework.

[laughs]

That's funny.

'Cause, you know, kids always
say dogs eat their...

Ok.

Anyway, um, at least
you're trying your best.

But it's not enough.

I must be doing
something wrong.

You know, when something's
really difficult

you might just have to try
a new way.

Mix things up.

Like, read the pups
some different books.

I've already read them
every book I have.

Like a zillion times.

In fact...

[gasps]

Maybe that's the problem!

They're just bored.

[barking]

[crash]

What I need is some
new books.

Ok, there you go.

But I don't have any money
to buy new books.

Well, there are other ways
to get books.

The golf tournament
dad and I played in

was a charity event
for the local library.

Barbie, you're a genius!

I could have a miniature
golf charity event

to get people to donate
new books.

Well, sure.

I meant more like borrow books,
but...

We'll start a puppy library.

The first one ever.

What do you say, guys?

You wanna make history?

[barking]

I think it's unanimous.

A puppy library might not be
everyone's idea of a noble cause

but Chelsea was so excited.

She was determined
to make it happen.

How could anyone
not love that passion?

The whole family
got behind her

because you never know where
your dreams might take you.

Thanks for helping.

No prob.

This kind of golf is probably
a lot safer.

[laughs]

Probably.

It'll definitely be fun.

So there's nine houses
on our street.

Chelsea thinks she can make it
around the entire block

with two sh*ts per hole.

Eighteen putts.

That sounds par for the course.

[laughs]

Uh, Ken?

What's in your backpack?

Only my favourite sandwich ever.

Peanut butter and pickle.

Why?

I think it's trying to escape.

What the- hey!

Give that back!

Aaah!

Hey!

B.R.B.

Ok!

[barking]

Honey!

How's it going?

Yes!

Pretty good.

As long as my students
quit stealing the balls.

What do you think about
calling it "Putts for Pups"?

Like you have a career
in marketing ahead of you.

Keep practising.

I'll finish setting up
the course.

[barking]

Woah!

Seems simple enough.

Nine houses, nine holes,
two putts each.

If Chelsea completed the course
in strokes

everyone would donate books for
the world's first puppy library.

All of our neighbours thought
the idea was super cute except,

you guessed it...

The Reardons.

Hey, neighbours.

So I was wondering if...

[slam]

[sighs]

We've gotta find a way to make
this work for Chelsea.

But you said the Reardons
wouldn't even talk to you.

Maybe if we did something nice
for them?

We could move.

They'd love that.

Hey, just brainstorming here.

Whaddya think?

Oh, so perfect!

I wanna text all my friends.

Dad will love it.

Ok.

Dad! You can come in now!

Wait, you know who else
loves tech and food?

Trey.

Can I borrow this, please?
For Chelsea?

Borrow?

I suppose.

You are my rescue call!

Was that for me?

[door closes]

Wrong number.

Welcome to Handsome Town.

Population: Me.

Looking good, Trey.

Oh, ha ha.

You know what else looks good?

This cake.

Why does it look like a phone?

Wait, I know.

'Cause you guys are weird.

[laughs]

Anyway, if you want this
it's yours.

Ok, what's the deal.

I'm just being neighbourly.

That's how neighbours are,

they do nice things
for each other.

'Cause we're neighbours.

We're not that kind of
neighbours.

But we could be if you were open
to working together.

I knew it. There's a catch.

It's for a great cause.

Chelsea's having a charity event
this weekend

and she needs to putt
a golf ball

past the front of your house.

You think you could convince
your parents

to go along with it?

Mmm. A neighbour favour.

I could ask, if I was
in the right mood.

You know, this cake's ok.

But what I really like
is cookies.

Cookies?

Yeah.

Cookies really inspire me
to be more... neighbourly.

I am so glad we accepted
dad's challenge.

I love this D food printer.

You were so right, dad.

Combining food and tech
is awesome.

[ding]

Look what else we combined.

It's a cookie and a pizza.

A cookizza.

Each slice has a different
topping.

Chocolate chip, snickerdoodle,
oatmeal raisin.

Well, it smells fantastic.

And this one really
is just for you.

Woah.

How did you know I needed
a cookie.

Wait, that is a cookie,
isn't it?

Technically, it's a cookizza,
but-

Great!

But...

Thank you!

Oh, man.

Well, at least she said "thanks"
this time.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, she dropped
a chocolate chip.

(Both): Eww.

Three second rule?

Dad.

[groan]

Why does all the stuff you guys
bake have to be so strange?

Wait, I know.

(Both): Because you're weird.

We're weird.

Up top.

Yeah.

Good one.

But um, so about you asking
your parents

to let Chelsea putt
in front of your house?

Oh, mmm.

Yeah, I just remembered,

they asked me to clean the junk
out of our garage.

After that I'll be so exhausted

I probably won't have the energy
left to even speak to them.

[groan]

Trey was really milking this,

but luckily I just so happen
to know a guy

who has a thing for junk.

Sorry to pull you away
from lunch again.

I really appreciate it.

I should be thanking you.

I mean, look at all of this.

A perfectly good ski,
a metal spring,

an old kite.

It's a goldmine
of amazing stuff.

You know what they say.

One person's trash is-

What?

Not again!

[laughs]

It seems your sandwich stylings
have impressed him.

I'll never eat at this rate.

Get back here!

Bye!

Thanks for the help.

Ok, we cleaned up
your whole garage

and hauled away the junk.

Now, can you ask your parents?

Pff.

I can get my parents
to do anything.

Dude rules.

Dude rocks.

What are you asking
them about, again?

[thwack]

Ow!

Sorry!

Chelsea's fundraiser.

It's for a great cause.

I'm teaching dogs to read.

[laughing]

Dogs reading?

Hilarious.

Not gonna happen.

[sobbing]

Hey, Chels.

Got a minute?

I've got tons of free time

now that I stopped trying
to teach dogs to read.

Trey and his friends are right.

Teaching dogs to read
is just impossible.

I'm cancelling the whole thing.

About that.

Take a look here.

Do you know how many great
discoveries came by accident?

See all of these?

Penicillin, x-rays,
the pacemaker,

the guy who invented
the microwave oven?

He didn't even know
he discovered something

until he accidentally melted
a chocolate bar in his pocket.

Where would we be
without microwaves?

Stacy and Skipper
would probably starve.

[laughs]

Point is, so many great things
have happened

because one idea lead to another
and then another.

You mean all these
inventions exist

because the inventor was trying
to do something else?

Uh-huh.

When you have big dreams
you never know

where they will take you
until you try.

Ok.

Let's roll- I mean, putt-
and see what happens.

A beautiful day here in Malibu
for the first annual

Putts for Pups
charity fundraiser.

The whole neighbourhood
is expected to turn out

for this momentous event.

All set!

This is Barbie Roberts.

(All): Shhh!

[whispering] This
is Barbie Roberts.

And I'm Nikki Watkins.

Tension on the course mounts
as young golf entrepreneur,

Chelsea, makes her way
to the green.

[applause]

This first sh*t is a tough one,
Nikki.

She has to get the ball past
Ken's house

and around the palm tree.

[crowd sighs]

Yes!

[cheering]

A hole in one!

She's off to a fantastic start.

[cheering]

Remember, if Chelsea completes
the course

in under sh*ts

supporters have promised
to donate books

for the first ever
puppy library.

Let's check in with some
of her students now.

[snoring]

The excitement is clearly
too much for these young pups.

[cheering]

Wow!

Unbelievable!

Oh.

[crowd]
Aww.

Ooh, bad luck.

How will she come back
from that miss?

Is this thing
really over already?

Nikki, a little encouragement?

Oh, right.

Go, Chelsea!

(All): Shh!

[whispering] Go, Chelsea.

[applause]

[cheering]

I knew she could do it.

Uh...

(All): Ohhh!

[cheering]

Hmm...

Ok, it's a straight sh*t
into the basket

on the Reardons' lawn.

With two strokes left I think
she's gonna do it.

Unless a gator eats her ball.

It could happen.

In Florida.

What's going on here?

[gasps]

Aaaah!

Woah.

Oh, no.

[crowd] Aww.

How dare you?

Why is all this riff raff
on our property?

Riff raff?

You mean your neighbours?

Oh, yes.

That's what I meant.

Oh, it's Chelsea's
charity event.

Wait, didn't Trey ask you?

Trevelian Finknoddle Reardon!

Finknoddle?

(All): Trevelian?

Am I to understand that you gave
these people permission

to violate our property rights?

I said I could.

I never said I would.

[gasps]

That's it. Off with you now.

Away.

Shoo! Shoo!

[crowd muttering]

Trey, how could you?

[slam]

Barbie, my ball is in the middle
of their yard.

Even if I could get it into the
basket I'd be out of strokes.

There's no way I can make
the final hole.

It's impossible.

[squeaking]

Stop! Go away!

That's my last sandwich.

[grunts]

Woah!

A-ha!

Can't we at least go halfsies?

I have an idea.

Fresh off the food printer.

Peanut butter and pickle.

A genius combination.

Thanks.

Commence operation
squirrel sh*t.

Oh.

Oh!

Can you believe?

I thought we made
ourselves clear.

You may not set foot
on our property.

We won't.

We're going over it.

Hunh!

[groan]

Plucky putter Chelsea Roberts
takes flight.

Oh!

Facing the greatest challenge
of her young career,

it all comes down
to this one sh*t.

[cheering]

Now, Ken!

[whistles]

[squeaking]

Now!

[crowd gasps]

[crowd]
Woah!

[cheering]

I can't believe that worked.

Wait, I totally can.

She's done it!

Chelsea Roberts has just aced

the first ever Putts for Pups
charity challenge!

Woo hoo!

Ahem.

I mean, boo!

Well, it was a good sh*t.

Don't think we'll forget this.

You made us look foolish
in front of...

who are these people, again?

[laughs]

Hmm.

Lovey bunny, I'm sorry
I cheered!

I'm watching you.

Aaah!

[cheering]

Yum.

Ugh.

Uh, dad?

You didn't just eat one
of those treats, did you?

Um... yeah.

They're uh- they're, well...

For the puppies.

Oh.

Well, in that case they're-
they're actually not so bad.

Eww.

[barking]

[laughs]

Ba-ba-ba-da!

Take it away, professor.

Ahem.

Ladies and gentlemen,

although it may be a while
before dogs learn to read,

we are here today to open
the Malibu Puppy Library.

[clapping]

[barking]

[laughs]

It's free and open to everyone

who believes that you never know
what's possible until you try.

And keep trying.

[laughs]

Now, puppies,
please take a seat.

[barking]

DJ, I said "seat", not "treat".

[barks]

Good boy.

Just because you don't read

doesn't mean we can't enjoy
a story together.

"Once upon a time in a kingdom
where dogs can read..."

I am so proud of
my little sister.

I don't know if dogs will ever
be able to read

but I do know one thing: there
is a little girl in Malibu

who's going to achieve
some amazing things

because, well, she believes
she can.

As for Trey, well, he learned
a valuable lesson, too.

Don't shirk on your chores

because your parents
will find out.

That's a good boy.
Keep it up.

Hard work builds character.

So glad we gave the gardener
the month off.

[groans]

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