02x44 - Distribution

[bunniefuu]

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers

robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers Energon ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

- Your attention men.

Before you watch this,

I strongly suggest you

turn on the lights in here.

- Hey how did you do that?

- Ladies and gentlemen

introducing in the red corner

Rodimus and Hot sh*t!

(cheering)

- And in the blue

corner their opponents

Mirage and some

giant caped thingy!

- Would everyone rise and

bow down to the greatest

warrior or all time.

- I am Tidal Wave.

- What, that monster

is Tidal Wave?

Don't be intimidated Hot sh*t.

- Are you ready my friend?

Transform!

- That's right boys

behold the new me!

- Looks like it's show time.

- Let's do this Rodimus.

- Let the virtual games begin!

We have a winner!

- Hey no way we hardly

even touched them!

- Yeah.

- Did someone get the

number of that bus?

- Tidal Wave.

- Would you please give it

up for the winners of fight A

Rodimus and his dreamy

partner Hot sh*t!

Oh yeah I hope you don't think

I was picking

favorites or anything.

- You can have your

scrawny old Hot sh*t,

personally I've got

my eye on Galvatron.

- What's going on?

- It's some sort of virtual

training program the Autobots

play inside their barracks.

- Did you see the size

of the old Tidal Wave?

- Heh I hate to say this

but it's like TV wrestling.

You can't tell what's

real and what's not.

- Are you saying that the big

brute Tidal Wave is a fake?

- Who knows?

- Then why are we wasting

our time watching them?

- Good question.

- I do so like to watch.

- I think this is all a

bunch of frivolous fluff

take the tunnel.

- Nooo.

- All right time to start

the battle in fight B.

In the red corner

Cliffjumper and Landmine!

- Against Optimus

Prime and Wingsaber.

- Hey Wingsaber, I sure hope

you're feeling lucky today

'cause you're gonna need it.

- Zip it Cliffjumper

you'll only make them mad.

- Don't tell me to zip

it Landmine and besides

I'm tough enough to back

up my trash talk, got it.

- I got it.

- Hey Optimus, you're not

planning on hurting us are you?

- Try me.

- Let's not fool around

Optimus, let's Powerlink.

- Right.

- Optimus Prime.

- Wingsaber.

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Meteor storm att*ck!

- Hey we're not ready!

(yelling)

- Without further ado

it's battle number three.

And this one's a

heavyweight bout between

Jetfire and Ironhide.

- Against Scorponok and, um--

- Is everyone ready for this?

- It's Alpha Q.

- Relax Ironhide, Alpha

Q's not programmed to fight

this will be a cinch.

- But--

- So ready to wrestle?

- Don't poke me can't you

see I'm trying to concentrate

here Alpha Q?

- Okay Ironhide it's go time!

- Ironhide.

- Jetfire.

- [Both] Powerlink!

Ironhide Powerlink!

Ready or not here I come!

- Bring it on!

- You had enough yet huh?

Aw come on Scorponok

is that all you got?

- Haha a wise guy ey well

let's see you handle this.

- Okay folks this might take

a while so let's move on to

our next battle.

- Yeah!

- But when's it my turn hmm?

- The excitement never stops as

we get set for

our fourth battle!

Introducing in the blue

corner the rookie Six sh*t

and his brother Shockblast!

- Up against the always tough

chrome Autobots the Infernals!

The old and the new!

- Just hearing your name

Inferno makes me want to

smash in your mainframe!

- Shockblast I can't believe

what a wicked job they did

putting you back together again

right down to the

last digital detail!

- Would you quit your yapping!

- It warms me inside to know

that your back in action bro

and here I thought this

day would never come.

- Whenever you're ready

ladies because we're waiting!

- So am I.

- Easy fellas we got all day.

- Say how about we start

off by shaking hands?

- My brother the moron.

- Well?

- [Both] Ahhh.

- Shockblast why did you

go and do that for bro?

And here I was hoping to

have a nice clean fight.

(bell dinging)

- Okay folks, time to go

back to our other battles

still in progress.

- Jeepers demolisher looks

like some kind of training

exercise is going on here.

- Yeah looks exciting.

- Well hello good looking!

So what do you want us to do?

- You two have been invited

to join in the greatest

tag team tournament ever!

- Aww that's too much

like work but then again,

maybe there's some nifty prizes!

- And the competition

looks pretty lame!

(laughs)

- Huh, take a look Downshift,

it's those two Deceptagon

doofuses, if we Powerlink

we can take care of them

in no time flat pal.

- They might be doofuses but

they're still Deceptagons.

- What gimme a break.

- Wow it almost looks

like they're married.

- I can b*at those guys with

half my hydraulic shutdown.

- It looks like this battle

is not going to happen

so while they argue

about their differences

what do you say we

start the next round?

(cheering)

- Introducing in the

red corner we have

Constructicon Maximus

and Bruticus Maximus!

And in the blue corner

Saverion Maximus!

Oh and Constructicon and

Bruticus brought along a few of

their friends with them.

- Transform!

Transform!

Powerlink!

Constructicon Maximus!

- Transform!

Powerlink!

Bruticus Maximus!

- Transform!

Transform!

Powerlink!

Superion Maximus!

- You might want to consider

surrendering Superion Maximus

because we have you

totally outnumbered.

- What's the matter

cat got your tongue?

- Gentlemen start your circuits!

- I love the smell of fried

circuit boards in the morning.

- Scorponok att*ck!

- Nice try Scorponok but

it's too little too late!

(bell dinging)

- Way to go Ironhide

looks like one down!

- Remember Downshift.

Stick to the plan.

- Plan?

- Powerlink!

- Downshift.

Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Wait just a second here.

- Hey how did I

end up down here?

- Well do they want

to fight us or not?

- Who knows?

- Hey hang on didn't

they just Powerlink?

So why don't we Demolisher?

- You're so smart Snow Cat.

- Yeah, it's a gift.

Snow Cat!

- Demolisher!

- [Both] Powerlink!

- Uh Demolisher.

I don't think this is right.

- Okay it's now on to the

second battle in fight A.

Would you all please give it

up for Rodimus and Hot sh*t,

the winners from our very

first round of competition!

Against the big cheese

himself Optimus and Wingsaber.

- All right Optimus

sir, let's Powerlink!

- Right.

- Optimus Prime!

- Wingsaber!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

Well this should be

short and painless.

- No way Optimus sir.

- That's my name.

- [Optimus] Now

are you men ready?

Well don't just stand there.

- So looks like we're up

against you boys next.

- Yeah!

- Look it's Shockblast.

- Relax Ironhide it's

only a virtual Shockblast

remember this is a

training program.

- Oh yeah I keep

forgetting that.

- Let me at those losers!

- Take it easy bro.

- Okay Ironhide you ready?

- Yeah, sure.

- Jetfire!

- Ironhide!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Jetfire Powerlink!

- Heh yeah they don't

call me Shockblast

little bro for nothing.

And if you boys are looking

for more there's plenty

where that came from, later.

- Jetfire, Jetfire!

- I'm all right.

(bell dinging)

- Boy and I thought

I was stupid.

- Yeah so did I.

- So uh, who are

we up against next?

- Your next opponents are

waiting in the staging area

to your left gentlemen.

- What say we have a look see?

(yelling)

(laughter)

- Oh gee whiz I never

saw that coming.

- You boys wanna go again?

- Hot sh*t let's Powerlink!

- All right.

- Rodimus!

- Hot sh*t!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Rodimus Powerlink!

- Nice right hook Rodimus!

- And don't you

go around thinking

it was a lucky punch

either Optimus.

- Gee I wonder what

the winner gets?

- Who knows maybe old

Galvatron will give us a little

Energon boost.

- There's your competition boys!

- Not you two simpletons.

- Galvatron and look

he destroyed two of

our program clones.

- It'll be us next.

- Then again we could

take out some of our

pent up frustration out on him!

- Snow Cat you twit

Galvatron can hear you!

- I mean how much pent up

frustration could two meek

and loyal soldiers have anyway?

Right Galvatron?

- Yeah we couldn't ask

for a better commander.

(laughter)

- Boy that was easier

than changing an AI chip.

- Let's turn it up a notch.

- Bring it Optimus!

- Yeah, anytime Prime!

- Waste them Optimus!

- Watch me.

- The second match of fight B

has Constructicon Maximus and

Bruticus Maximus versus

Optimus and Omega Supreme!

- You morons, I search every

nook and cranny at the base

and where are you,

playing this mindless

virtual training program!

- But Galvatron.

- And you have the

gall to att*ck me?

How dare you.

- Time to teach you

soldiers some respect.

- Hah, tough talk Optimus

now let's see you back it up!

- I am your leader!

I am Optimus Prime.

There's more where

that came from.

- Yeah we catch your

drift Optimus sir.

(bell dinging)

- Yes the virtual training

games get more intense

with each battle and now it's

time for the semi-finals!

- Let's win bro but

let's try not to

embarrass them all right?

- Huh, what?

- Just ignore him Hot sh*t.

- Enough talk.

Time to transform!

Dark blast att*ck!

- How about we

test your reflexes?

- Transform!

Hop on Hot sh*t give

'em all you've got!

- You're mine!

- Transform!

- Would you get off

of me you big lug!

- Why you little brat!

- And this is the thanks

I get for trying to

help my big brother.

I've had it, no more

mister nice guy.

- No one betrays me not even

inside this mindless game.

- Harsh.

- You mind butting out.

- Stop it.

- You want more?

- Hot sh*t he's just a program

inside this virtual

training game.

If we use our internal

spark we can block the pain

because he doesn't exist.

- I'm trying.

- Hot sh*t let's Powerlink!

- Hot sh*t!

- Rodimus!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Hotshot Powerlink!

- No you should be immobilized!

- You don't realize the

true power of Powerlinking!

(groaning)

- It's nothing personal sir

but would you mind clearing

out of this battle

ring right now?

- What?

- It would appear that your

next opponent is Optimus Prime.

- Hah there is no

way I'm playing this

childish little game.

I'm going home.

- Yes sir!

- But you can't go.

- Where are my obedient minions?

- And now it's time for

the final virtual battle!

(cheering)

- You made the

finals Optimus sir.

- Was that ever in doubt?

- Let's do this Optimus.

- Omega Supreme.

- Huh?

- Transform!

- Transform!

- Optimus Prime!

- Omega Supreme!

- [Both] Powerlink!

Powerlink complete!

- And the victory goes

to Rodimus and Hot sh*t!

- What?

- Omega Supreme and Optimus

forfeit the win because

they both stepped

out of the ring!

- Sorry guys but

rules are rules.

(crowd booing)

(laughs)

- And now it's time to

present the virtual training

trophies to our winning team!

Congrats!

(crowd cheering)

- Please give it up for

Rodimus and his cute training

partner Hot sh*t!

- [Both] Thank you!

- Hah, no one told me

about any ridiculous rules.

- Bye for now see

you back here soon!

- The winning team that only

gets a set of handsome trophies

they also get

something even better!

- They get a chance to battle

our special guest warrior!

- Special guest warrior?

Like who?

(ominous music)

- It's, it's--

- Unicron!

- Gee he sure is puny.

- Unicron transform!

- Hot sh*t!

Are you okay Hot sh*t?

- Yeah.

- You ready?

Transform!

- Are you serious?

This is how the Transformers

sharpen their battle skills?

By playing this silly game?

- [Both] It's bye bye

for now til next time!

- I don't understand

their fascination.

- And they've done it for eons.

- Oh please they've been

battling since the dawn of time.

- Why can't we all

just get along?

- All right we did it

Rodimus we b*at the game!

I can't believe

we b*at the game!

- You Autobots and

your dumb games.

I guess we're more

alike than I realized.

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers

robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers