02x46 - Deception Army

[bunniefuu]

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

(upbeat electronic music)

♪ Transformers,

robots in disguise ♪

- [Announcer]

Transformers Energon.

♪ Transformers ♪

(dramatic music)

(laser sh**ting)

(screaming)

- He looks bad.

(groaning)

- Landmine, take Jetfire

directly to Ocean City

and put him in sick

bay with Roadblock.

- Right.

What about you Rodimus?

- I'm heading back

through the Spacebridge

and I'll catch up with

Cliffjumper as soon as I can.

I just hope Optimus can

punch a hole to get us out.

(dramatic music)

(spooky music)

- This one's for you, bro.

(electrical expl*si*n)

- Superion Maximus, I'm

going after Galvatron.

You get to Kicker.

- Yes, sir!

- And good luck.

- Ah!

(metal crashing)

- Galvatron.

- You're mine, Prime!

(laser blasting)

- (laughing) That's it, you run.

Because there's nothing I

like better than the hunt.

- Galvatron, hypermode!

(laser blasting)

- Huh?

- Sayonara.

(screaming)

- Got him!

(screaming)

(expl*si*n blasting)

- Did you destroy Optimus, sir?

- That meddling moron will

pay for interfering again.

Sixshot, how many times

have I told you to butt out?

Now you've let my archenemy

slip through my

grasp a second time.

Get Scorponok and

Constructacon Maximus

to go below and find Prime.

- Yes, sir!

- Optimus is still alive.

- [Arcee] May I

have your attention?

As the train

approaches the station,

please remain behind the

white line at all times,

and get ready to

eat lead, freaks!

(train whistle roars)

- Yeah!

- [Arcee] This is a

Terracon-free zone!

(train whistle roars)

(upbeat music)

- Okay guys, keep

your eyes peeled.

Two stations to go.

- Duty calls, Arcee,

let's get to work.

- Good afternoon, commuters.

I hope you're having

a pleasant day, not!

Pow!

(lasers sh**ting)

(upbeat music)

- Shut it down.

(wheels squealing)

- What's up, Kicker?

This isn't our last stop.

- (laughs) I know.

And I'll bet you

anything the Decepticons

are lying in wait for

us at the next station.

I've got a better plan.

- Yeah.

- Good point.

- Hotshot, contact Optimus.

- [Hot sh*t] But that'll

give away our position.

- Exactly. (laughs)

(Optimus moaning)

- Huh, Wing Saber.

Are you all right?

He's slipped into sleep mode.

- [Hot sh*t] Optimus.

- Huh?

- [Hot sh*t] Come in, Optimus.

- [Optimus] Hotshot,

where are you?

- We're one stop due South

of Central Tower Station.

Can you meet up with us here?

- That's a no go.

Hotshot, you and Kicker proceed

with your orders, all right?

- Huh?

- [Kicker] What's

holding him up?

- Huh?

- What is he doing?

Ask him what's

going on out there.

- [Optimus] Just a leg

wound, but I'm all right.

You go find your family, Kicker.

- But, Optimus.

- (moaning) You

have to rescue them.

(Kicker sighs)

- I'll go.

- Yeah, good idea.

- Come on, Kicker, let's roll.

- Right, he said a leg wound--

- [Hot sh*t] Yeah? So?

- Hang on, Omega Supreme.

(engine roaring)

(chuckling)

(upbeat music)

- Okay, here's the deal.

You go on ahead.

- Where to, Kicker?

- This tunnel leads to

an industrial complex.

- Industrial complex?

- There's something there I

want you to take to Optimus.

- Right.

- Optimus can be so stubborn.

Yes, he's in charge,

but that doesn't mean

he has to go it alone.

He's always putting

himself in the line of fire

to protect everyone else.

It's time we take care of him.

After all, well, he's kind

of like a father to me.

You look after

him, Omega Supreme.

- Count on me.

♪ I don't know, but

I've been told ♪

♪ I don't know, but

I've been told ♪

♪ The Decepticons

are gettin' old ♪

♪ Decepticons are gettin' old ♪

- Holy moly!

(lasers sh**ting)

- We're a little late, boys.

The entire medical

center's under att*ck.

It's time to show

those Deceptiscumbots

what Team Ironhide is made of.

Follow me, men!

- You've gotta help us.

- Don't worry, Doc.

That's what I'm here for.

- Hurry, Bulkhead and his men

are trapped inside Sick Bay.

- Good, fire at anything

that moves boys!

(lasers sh**ting)

(explosions blasting)

- Hang in there, Doc.

- Better bring out

the heavy a*tillery.

Ready or not, here I come!

Ironhide turbo blast att*ck!

(lasers sh**ting)

- Unreal.

- Amazing!

- Check out those barrels.

They're ablazin'!

- He should watch where

where he's sh**t'.

- Ironhide knows

what he's doing.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(crashing)

Oh, yeah baby, what a rush.

- Any time now.

- [Galvatron] Idiot!

- Huh?

- How dare you

interfere with me!

- But, sir.

- You try it again, Sixshot

and you'll be a memory.

- Okay, I get your point.

I won't do anything then.

Jerk.

(computer beeping)

I quit.

(moaning)

(coughing)

- Hey Bulkhead, so

how's everyone doing?

- (laughs) Never

better, Ironhide.

All rested and ready to go.

- [Nurse] Please, sir, you're

scaring the other patients.

Now act your age!

- (laughs) Oh, don't

be such a ninny, nurse.

- Ironhide, what's happening

on planet Cybertron?

- Yeah, and what about Rodimus?

- Where are the

Decepticons headed?

- Yeah, and how's the

energon grid holding up?

- What about Kicker?

- And what about his family?

- And you gotta tell us.

- What about Optimus Prime?

- What about Optimus Prime?

- Yeah, uh, uh.

- [Group] What's going on?

- (screaming) Would you

just shut up and listen?

- Huh?

- [Group] (laughs) Ironhide,

we love you big guy.

You make our spirits fly.

And for you we'll always try.

(Ironhide laughs)

- What's up with them?

- They must have

their wires crossed.

- Anyone seen the nurse?

- Enough of these idiots.

Let's mine some energon.

- Yeah.

- Hey, where you going?

(stomping)

- Hmm.

Kicker, I can sense

your presence here.

(expl*si*n rumbling)

- Oh, there you

are Optimus Prime.

(moaning)

You're willing to perish

defending your worthless minion?

(laughs)

Have it your way.

- (gasps) Wing Saber!

- Ah!

(expl*si*n blasting)

- (screaming) Superion!

(dramatic music)

- You and me, got

that Galvatron?

- Why not, I'm an

equal opportunity

destroyer of Autobots.

(lasers sh**ting)

(Galvatron chuckling)

Is that the best

that you can do?

Game over!

(engine roaring)

- Ah!

(helicopter blades whooshing)

- Yes, just in time.

Blast them!

- Now it's personal!

Omega Supreme!

Optimus Prime, power link.

(upbeat music)

Fire one, combine.

Copter two, combine.

Digger three, combine.

Submarine four.

(upbeat music)

- Optimus Prime

power link complete!

- You, pathetic excuse

for a solider! (moaning)

(dramatic music)

- Kicker, this one's for you!

- You sense that?

- Yeah, big time.

- My tracking device

says we're almost there.

Get ready!

- [Kicker] Let's do it!

(car engine roars)

- [Optimus] Keep f*ring!

(screaming)

- Superion, I'm on my way.

Transform!

(lasers sh**ting)

Omega Supreme!

- Huh?

Thanks, Omega Supreme.

(lasers sh**ting)

- Curse you, Optimus Prime!

Come and get me!

(drill whirring)

A valiant try,

Prime, but you lose.

- Ah!

(metal body crashing)

- (laughing) I hope you have

health insurance, Prime.

Scorponok!

- Yes, sir.

- Terracons, att*ck!

- Your move, Prime.

And it will be your last.

(heavy breathing)

(emotional music)

- I can still smell

Mom's cooking.

The place is abandoned,

they must have bolted.

- Like where?

The control room, maybe?

- No, probably to the core.

- Then let's blast a path

through these creeps.

- Right!

What was that?

(dramatic music)

- What are you

waiting for, Prime?

I suppose it really

doesn't matter.

(Optimus groaning)

- You see, things have

been going my way lately.

What with me stealing planet

Cybertron for the humans

and you, a helpless Autobot,

awaiting obliteration

at my hand.

Sooner or later someone will

find your smoldering mainframe

and when they do,

I'll be lying in wait

to give them their just

desserts. (laughing)

So, Optimus Prime, are

you ready to admit defeat?

- No.

- Sadly for you, it seems

today is your day of reckoning.

- [Ironhide] Not

if I can help it!

- [Both] Huh?

- It looks like today is your

day of reckoning, Galvatron!

I'm sick and tired of always

battling scum like you,

so this is where it ends,

and Team Ironhide

is here for backup.

- [Group] Yeah!

- Fools, how dare

you challenge me!

Terracons, att*ck!

(engines roaring)

What?

- I just love Terracon

hunting season.

Transform!

And power link!

(machines snapping)

- Downshift, transform!

(upbeat music)

- Shall we?

- Let's do it!

- Fire!

Everyone, fire!

(lasers sh**ting)

That's it.

Play time is over, Prime.

- Not a chance!

- Give Optimus a boost!

- One energon star, comin' up!

- Wing Saber, time for

a little pick me up.

(upbeat music)

- Thanks, Ironhide,

I needed that.

(upbeat music)

(laughs)

- You know what

to do, Wing Saber.

- Right.

(grunting)

- Optimus Prime!

- Wing Saber!

- [Both] Power link!

(upbeat music)

- Optimus Prime,

power link complete!

(groaning)

(upbeat music)

Meteor att*ck mode!

(lasers sh**ting)

(growling)

(expl*si*n blasting)

(upbeat music)

(expl*si*n blasting)

- Galvatron, no!

(expl*si*n rumbling)

(moaning)

- Curse you, Optimus Prime.

(laughs) Nicely done, my friend,

but you've caught me off

guard for the last time.

And remember, I

control Cybertron!

- What, Ironhide!

- Huh, pull back, men.

It's energon gas!

- You're too late for that.

Come in, Sixshot.

Sixshot!

(wrench clicking)

- Huh.

- Why that insolent fool!

Mirage, Demolisher,

Snowcap, where are you?

- Whoa!

- Okay, just remember

to be careful, fellas.

One slip and we're

done like dinner.

- What do those bumbling

boneheads think they're doing?

Incompetent idiots.

I need backup and I need it now.

- What's wrong, Galvatron,

your men desert you?

- Why you old fool!

- Galvatron, wait!

You've got to give back complete

control to Sixshot, sir.

Otherwise we won't be able

to destroy planet Cybertron.

- (groans) Scorponok,

you're in charge here now.

- You think it's a trap?

- No, I think Galvatron's

just having a little

control issue.

- Talk about having a bad day.

- Yeah.

(Door creaking)

- Sally!

- Kicker!

- Kicker!

So what took you so

long anyway, huh?

- Sorry.

Hey, where's Dad and Rad?

(crashing)

- Hey, I told you twits

to be more careful.

Don't you realize

I'm just a human?

You can't be tossing me

around like a rag doll, ah!

That smarts!

- So now what, we go back to

Galvatron and get powered up.

- Hey come back here!

(robots yodeling)

- Great, now what

am I supposed to do?

Hey, now is my chance

to escape from them!

(crashing)

- That's what you get

for ignoring me, Sixshot.

- Galvatron, somehow the

energon grid seems to be locked

which means we can't stop

the Autobots from attacking.

- What?

- (laughs) Oh, poor Galvatron.

Looks like you need me to

control the planet, doesn't it?

(laughs)

(Galvatron growling)

(robots yodeling)

- Are you ready to take a dip

and get powered up, Demolisher?

- Yeah.

- Are you ready?

- Ready.

- [Both] Power up!

(water dropping)

- I'm scared.

- Don't be.

On the count of three.

- [Both] One, two, three.

(water rushing)

(screaming)

- I wonder what Demolisher

and Snowcap saw in there.

- Who knows?

- At least Kicker

managed to rescue

his mother and sister.

- Thank goodness for that.

- And now, planet Cybertron

is about to pass

through the Spacebridge.

- Hooray for small victories.

What will the

Autobot warriors do?

- Fight with all your might!

(dramatic music)

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

♪ Transformers, more

than meets the eye ♪

(upbeat electronic music)

♪ Transformers,

robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers ♪