05x06 - Dude Fight

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ So much to see ♪

♪ So much to do ♪

♪ Let's share a dream ♪

♪ Make it come true ♪

♪ Us girls' got ♪

♪ The right combination ♪

♪ Make our way
To new destinations ♪

♪ Imagine all
The possibilities ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ You can be anything ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Barbie's here, gonna sing ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Adventure
Yeah, that's our thing ♪

♪ It's the
Dreamhouse Adventures ♪

Ever find yourself
hanging out with friends

you didn't really know
you were friends with?

I... I mean,
there are friends you
absolutely adore

and do everything with,
who share all your secrets

and favorite memories,

and then there are...
the other kind.

I knew you were around here!

Come to papa.

Are you still playing that game?

Like you can't tell?

It's only the coolest game ever.

Stand back. I'm about to make
an epic capture.

Dude, watch out!

You got a creature
on your shoulder!

A creature?
Where?

Get it off!

Got him.
I am amazing.

So, wait, are you two
actually saying

you've never played
Robot Creature?

Our dad won't let us.

He thinks video games
are bad for us.

Well, your dad is wrong.

I play all the time
and I'm fine.

[grunting]

Just download the game.

I need someone to dominate.

We promised we wouldn't.

Am I your best friend or not?

Now gimme your phones
and I'll set everything up.

Seriously, who do you
trust more, me or your dad?

[both] Daddy.

Well, so much
for this friendship.

[grunts]

- [video game sounds]
- Ooh!

- Ooh...
- Ouch.

I know you're hiding
around here somewhere.

Whoa!

- Ken?
- Sorry.

I thought you were
a robot creature.

[giggles]
Not that I know of.

[laughs]
Found one!

Hey, get back here!

You should really try this.
It's so much fun.

OK, maybe later!

[video game sounds]

[giggles]

[groans]

- I'm good!
- [giggles]

- Dude.
- Ow!

- [Barbie] Oh.
- [both gasp]

- Hey, guys.
- [both] Hi.

Um... did... do you wanna
sit down or something?

You'd let us sit with you?

Sure.

Oh, uh... maybe not
quite so close.

Oh, I love that book!

Right?
It's so suspenseful.

Yeah, the best in the series.

I'm almost done.
Can't wait to get to the ending.

The ending is awesome.

I never saw
that twist coming, how...

- Uh...
- [both] The barber did it!

- Guys, seriously?
- Oops.

We're sorry.

Please, please,
please don't be mad.

We didn't mean
to ruin the ending.

The way we ruin everything.

Oh... you know what?
It's fine.

I'm sure I'll enjoy it
even if I know how it ends.

You mean
you're not gonna yell at us?

Or make us do a pedicure
to make it up to you?

[laughs]
No.

Why would I do that?

Trey always does things
like that when we mess up.

And his feet
are really smelly.

[both groan]

[laughs nervously]

- Hey!
- Ah-bap-bap-bap,
no phones in dodgeball.

You can have it back
after class.

OK, choose your teams,
captains.

Who shall I pick?

I'll take... Harriett.

I pick...

- All right!
- Him?

I can't believe
you picked that guy.

At least I know his name.

- Like I don't know that's Ted.
- Actually, I'm Ned.

But who cares?
I get to be on Barbie's team.

- [groaning]
- Whatever.

You wanna play that game?

I pick Carson.

I pick Ned.
I mean, Ted.

Boom, boom, wiggle, wiggle.

It is on.

[groaning]

[grunts]

[blows whistle]

- Ow.
- [laughs]

[grunts]

What?

Ha-ha.

Hmm.

[grunts]

Now, Ken!

[laughs]

Ken!

- Good throw.
- Thanks.

You're out.
[laughs]

- No!
- We won!

- Way to go!
- We are awesome!

[both] Good game?

Whatever.

[grunts]
[groans]

[video game noises]

Still loving that game, huh?

I'm fiending for it.

Come on,
you gotta play with me.

Yeah, I've got a thing.

Ah-ha!

Oh, you are so not running!

Don't you need a ride home?

Oh, come on!

Whoa!
[grunts]

I'm good!
Later!

[laughs]

Can you give us a ride?

Normally, Trey would but
we're not friends anymore.

Uh, yeah. Sure.

Hop in.

- [groaning]
- Huh?

You know you can be replaced!

[both laughing]

You are not getting away!

Uh, need some help there,
pal?

Um, sure.

I'm trying to catch this
ultra-rare robot creature.

You know how to play?

Locked and loaded!

Let's double tap this sucker.

- We did it!
- Nice!

That was awesome!

I never really
thought of you as a...

You know, uh...

- A what?
- Team player?

I can play nice.

Especially when it comes
to catching all
the robot creatures.

Cool. Well, maybe we
can do it again sometime.

Like right now!

We both know you got
nothing better to do.

I think what we have here
is the beginnings

of a total, all-encompassing,
lifelong friendship.

[camera clicks]

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!
Off to school!

- [Mom] Bye, dear!
- [Dad] Have a good one!

- Oh.
- [both] Hi Barbie.

Hi, guys.
What're you doing here?

We made you a breakfast burrito.
With extra jalapeños.

Why is it missing a bite?

- We sampled it.
- To make sure
it wasn't too spicy.

Thanks, but I already ate.

Oh, no problem.
We'll eat the rest
on the way to school.

I was actually gonna ask
if Ken needed a ride.

[groans]
He's going with Trey.

[chuckles]

Oh. Well, OK.
Let's roll.

- So, nice car.
- I know.

Hand me my phone,
I'll take a selfie
with you in it.

Why don't I take the picture,
and you can just keep
your eyes on the road?

Whatever.

This is my good side, too.

[camera clicks]

[pop music playing]

I don't like this song.

Oh, I love that song!

Stop!
I liked the other song!

Um...

[yelps]

Guys, do you mind chilling?

Safety first, right?

Oh, sure, bestie.

You're so smart.

We don't need the radio.

Yeah, we can
just sing for you.

♪ Barbie is so lovely ♪

♪ So smart and fun and clever ♪

♪ We get to go
To school with her ♪

♪ We'll be best friends ♪

- Guys.
- ♪ Forever ♪

♪ Forever-ever
Ever-ever ♪

♪ Ever-ever
Ever-ever ♪

Guys! Guys!

[sighs]

- Yeah!
- Nice!

OK.
Fun ride.

Um, I gotta get to history
class, so see ya around.

[sighs]

[exhales]

We transferred
into all your classes.

[laughs nervously]

Ugh, what am I gonna do?

I'd start with the salad
and then move on
to the sandwich.

Ken, this is serious.

I mean about Ned and Ted.

They're nice guys,
but they're a little... much.

Define "much".

Buddy!
What're you doing?

We've got some creatures
to hunt down.

Sure.
As soon as I'm done with lunch.

You're hilarious.
Robot creature hunters
don't take lunch breaks.

We eat on the hunt.

Whoa!

Looks like you're not the only
one with a "much" problem.

[all laughing]

Barbie! There you are!

Don't eat that.

We got you something better.

Let's go have a picnic
on the beach.

Actually, guys,
I'm OK where I am.

You're right.
The light is much nicer here.

We'll join you.

Um...

Ooh, hummus.
Looks delish.

Can I try some?

- No!
- Huh?

It's for Barbie.

Daisy, we had every dish
perfectly proportioned

for maximum calorie
and nutritional balance.

Now we're a chip short.

Don't worry, I'll get more.

No, I'm getting more.

So that's what
I meant by "much".

Don't worry.
They have such short
attention spans,

they'll get bored
and forget about you eventually.

Ted! We're also gonna need
a new apple!

[video game noises]

Game over?
Come on!

[laughing]
Gotcha!

It's not fair.
Mine escaped.

You need to transfer
the creature to me.

Give me your phone or you can
find someone else to play with.

Are you my friend or not?

Trey, I caught him
fair and square.

[chuckles]
Apparently, your idea of a
friend is not the same as mine.

But since I have two
of the same creature

you can have one, 'cause that's
what friendship means to me.

Gimme, gimme, gimme!

[beeping]

[laughing]

[sighs]
[yelps]

[both] Hi Barbie!

- Oh, hey.
- Shotgun!

No fair! I called shotgun
minutes ago!

- [grunting]
- Come on.

- Guys!
- Wiggle away, wiggle away!

I'd love to give you a ride,
but I can't.

I gotta take care
of something at the stables.

So we'll join you.
We're team Barbie.

Yeah. Three heads
are better than one.

We'll help you.
Then we can hang out later.

About that.
I think we need to talk.

You know, I really like
hanging out with you...

Oh, who do you like
hanging out with better?

- Me or Ted?
- Kinda equal.

But it's just... I might need
a little personal space.

We get it.
You hate us.

We're the worst.

No wonder Trey hates us, too.

Oh, oh, don't cry.
Please.

I was just, um...
gonna say...

Why don't you come with me?

- For reals?
- You're the best!

To the stables!
Shotgun!

[grunting]

[groans]

- [Ned] Are horses smart?
- [Ted] What do they eat?

- Do they eat a lot?
- Not as much as you!

You mean
not as much as you!

[both laughing]

Be gentle, guys.
Xena there is a bit jumpy

around loud sounds
so quiet is good.

Oh, sure, sure.

Hey! I almost forgot.

We need to practice
our instruments.

[playing music]

[whinnying]

Guys!

[playing music loudly]

[screaming]

[whinnying]

[screaming]

[yelps]

Barbie!
Help!

Nice, horsy!
Nice, horsy!

Barbie, help! Help!

Whoa, girl.

- [whinnying]
- Whoa!

It's OK.
Back to your stall.

- You saved us.
- Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

You're welcome.
But um, a little space...

can't breathe.

What did we do
to deserve a friend like you?

We will never let anything ever
come between us again.

Never, never, never, ever!

Things had officially
gone off the rails.

And not just for me.

Ken was suffering
with his new friendship, too.

Worst of all,
it was keeping us apart.

Ken?
Where are you?

I've been texting
you like crazy.

Please call me back.

I don't know if I can
take this much longer.

Hi, Barbie.
Dinner's ready.

Here, monster, monster.
Can't escape me forever.

I will dominate!

Um, am I getting
a message there?

Maybe. If it's important
they'll call you back.

I need your phone
to do a double catch.

- [beeping]
- And there it is!

A monster cyborg ball!
Come on!

[sighs]

I hope you like potato tots
with chocolate sauce.

And deep fried octopus
intestine casserole.

We made the recipe
up ourselves.

[inhales]
Ahh...

[all groaning]

Nice of you boys to offer
to cook us dinner.

Insisted, really.

[both] Try it.

Mmm...

Mmm... lovely.

So Stacie, what did you do
in school today?

- Well...
- Uh, pardon?

We're gonna wanna talk
to Barbie for a while.

We'll circle back to you
if we have time.

[laughs nervously]

[sniffs]
[whimpers]

Uh, I need to finish
that school thing.

- I'll help you, dear.
- Story time, Chels.

I can read her a story tonight.

Both of you can.
At the same time. Please.

Well, guys,
thank you for the dinner.

I gotta... Ooh, finish
that homework assignment.

- So...
- Kidder.

We're in all your classes.

We don't have
any homework tonight.

So forgetful.

Lucky you have us to remind you.

Right. So lucky.

What would I do without you?

[gags]

[laughs nervously]

[yawns]

- [tapping]
- Huh?

- Ken?
- Whoa!

What're you doing?

I've been trying
to reach you for hours!

Trey kinda confiscated my phone.
He's the worst.

On the plus side,
I'm not getting a billion
texts from him anymore.

Yeah, I've got the same thing
going on with the Dudes.

- They won't leave me alone.
- I know!

Their fight is keeping us apart.

[sighs]
I want my life back.

- I miss you.
- Aww, me too.

What we need to do is find a way
to get them back together.

I was hoping you'd say that.

I'm not seeing any super rare
Rhinobots here.

Are you sure this is the place?

Uh, yeah. But maybe
a little bit more over this way.

[laughing]

What're they doing here?

[laughing]

[Barbie]
Trey? Ken?

What a crazy random surprise!

Yes, completely random!

Not remotely set up at all.

Just two groups of friends
bumping into each other
at random.

As was stated before.

Friends?
I think not.

Come on, Trey.

You've been friends
with Ned and Ted since forever.

- It can't just be over.
- It can and it is.

I see what's going on.

You figured you'd fake
a chance meeting

and we'd all have
a big love-in

and everything
would be all peachy.

Well, not happening!

I don't need them.
I have Ken.

Whoa.
Um, about that.

The thing is, Trey,
I kinda already have
a best friend.

- And you're pretty bossy.
- Please.

I'm not bossy.
I just know best.

And you also have smelly feet.

Well, that can't be helped!

I have a glandular problem.

You could try
washing them more often.

By yourself.

So this is a start.

What else can Trey do
to be a better friend?

I don't wanna say.

He seems sad.

Friends have to be
honest with each other.

But he looks like
he's gonna cry.

I'm not.

Go on, I can take it.

What about him
ordering you around?

You don't like that,
do you?

Well, not really.

- But he's not all bad.
- Really?

Can you name one thing
that you like about him?

Well, when he makes me
drop my ice cream,

at least he always
buys me a new one.

Yeah. And even when
he says he hates our music,

we know he secretly records it
and listens to it later.

You know I do that?

Wow, you guys
really know me well.

Well, yeah.

We were best friends.

We are best friends.

Like, still?

- Group hug?
- Uh-uh.

I'm still the same Trey.

Still not into hugs.

But we know
what you do like.

The Mirror Emporium.

And today is glass cleaning day.

[exclaims]
You remembered!

You really are my best friends.

So what was it like
hanging with Ken?

[Trey] The worst!
No common sense at all.

Right? Barbie, too.

A good friendship
is like a big, fuzzy sweater.

It just makes you feel
cozy and warm all over.

But even the oldest of friends
can still learn new things
from each other.

OK, I didn't wanna
play this at first

but this game
is actually pretty... fun!

- Caught him!
- The barber?!

I never saw that coming.

[giggles]
As for Trey and the Dudes,

they really are
the best of friends.

It just took some time apart
to remember that.

- [video game sounds]
- [grunting]

Fine.

We can read a book sometime.

And we agree to play
Robot Creature.

But let's do it our way.

We'll be the robot creatures,
and you try to catch us.

Whatever.
If that's what you want.

But you should know
I have the laser eye power

so when I catch you,
we can battle!

One... two... three... four...

[both] No peeking!

Five... six...