01x27 - Detection

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Transformers: Unicron Trilogy". Aired: August 23, 2002 - December 31, 2005.*
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron
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01x27 - Detection

Post by bunniefuu »

the w*r between the autobots and the

decepticons rages on as they struggle to

retrieve the prized minicons there are

new and more powerful minicons surfacing

every day if the decepticons prove

victorious then megatron and his

enslaved minicons will control the

universe the earth's only chance for a

peaceful cosmos is for optimus prime and

the autobots to destroy their enemy and

free all minicons now get ready for a

new battle

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you don't stand a chance against me jet

fire oh yeah bring it on smokey okay but

remember you asked for it i'm ready when

you are i'm gonna enjoy this here i'll

talk let's see some action in my rule

book loser always goes first same in

mine so how come you're not following

dude

come on smoke screen do it jet fire go

for it hey alexis how come you're

cheering for both of them

because carlos i want them both to win

yeah right sure i just don't understand

girls

yeah that's it you got him now

smokescreen

well what are the chances of that

happening you b*at me again i think my

arm must have fallen asleep so lucky

break for you this time jetfire nice try

smokescreen

but that makes it your third loss in a

row he just can't admit being inferior

to me that's all

lucky doesn't have an ego yeah right

it seems ever since jetfire showed up on

earth the mood around the autobots base

has really come alive everyone is so

full of energy and ready to go into

battle against the decepticons

now it's only a matter of time before

they have to put it to the test

something i'm not looking forward to

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i must admit megatron that my battle

plans have fallen uh how should i put it

a little short but it gave me a chance

to assess our fighting power and i've

made a few adjustments for our next

encounter

simply put the autobots do not match our

superior as*ault defense and strategic

abilities there is however one area that

our enemy does seem to have a slight

advantage in how should i put this

yes what well come on spit it out

promise you won't get angry at me i do

not like games

now i'm with it they know how to work as

a team

my men are far superior to every single

autobot

the decepticons overall are superior but

if you'll allow me to explain they lack

discipline and in battle they don't work

together as a team i've seen it happen

twice now in both times we were defeated

give me a chance to finish

oh

thank you sir you won't regret your

decision

however if you still insist on

destroying me then

so be it i'm just saying we cannot

continue the way we have been otherwise

we don't stand a chance in winning the

w*r against the autobots so

then are you suggesting you have yet

another little plan frost i do

and i suggested only as your strategist

believe me sir i have no intention of

overstepping my rank yeah yeah yeah

you've been blabbing away about all your

great strategies but you haven't won a

single battle yet he's right sir so far

thrust has been nothing but talk and

besides he doesn't even help us i've

heard enough whitening

don't any of you get my point here we

are arguing which is exactly what i've

been trying to explain to you

meanwhile the autobots are probably out

collecting mini cons

we must capture the sky boom shield from

the autobots that combined with the star

saber will make us invincible you're

right

i'm sick and tired of being on this

miserable bleed little planet

we simply must retrieve the sky boom

shield and once this happens more

decepticons will come to earth to help

us in our quest

what do you mean more decepticons trust

me everything will become clear in time

but first we have another issue that

must be attended to

hmm

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huh

oh what's the deal with this thing

what are you doing hotshot it doesn't go

there

no way i was sure it was supposed to go

here

no optimus sir that panel goes on the

other wall

okay listen everyone take a break i'll

finish up here hey guys check out red

alert i think he just appointed himself

king butt

well by the looks of it he sure knows

what he's doing

hey wait a second has anyone seen jet

fire yeah where is he uh he's probably

just slacking off somewhere

and i think i'm gonna join him because i

don't have a clue about all this techno

geek stuff see ya oh

wait hot sh*t wait up

so what's the plan here anyway are all

you guys heading back to cybertron once

your shuttle is up and running well come

on what's the scoop

our mission on earth is to recover every

single mini-con

and until that job is completed we stay

put

that's the scoop

but eventually you are going back you

betcha and honestly i can hardly wait

but don't worry one day we'll all come

back here i mean after all i think i'd

really start to miss you guys know what

i mean

hey i got a question

how come jetfire doesn't act like

second-in-command yeah i know the dude

just seems to slack off all the time

he's not at all like optimus

and he's not as good looking as me

either

well i suppose so you do have a certain

rugged charm

you seriously think i'm hot stuff hey

don't let it go to your head all right

what a poser

hey jetfire what's up

i was just reviewing some data on our

last battle with the decepticons

yeah we thought you were just slacking

off ah he's doing his homework

unlike a few others i just won't mention

hey did you just diss us alexis

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check it out hey that was the first time

optimus went up against megatron high

wire transformed to become perceptor

remember how hot chad and carlos nearly

became swift

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oh man don't even go there i'll end up

in therapy

yeah

and remember the first time we saw

optimus transforming that really cool

base it was sweet

we might have lost that battle but at

least we saved the forest

all right

[Applause]

oh

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i'm a bit of a drifter maybe that's why

i'm here

wait a second who's that that's sideways

he is a low-life he pretended to be an

autobot and then he deserted us

he totally tricked us and he had full

run of our base and everything

yeah

that virus even had me fooled then he

had the gall to go and steal the star

saber from me

sideways huh

looks like a low life to me

don't you think thrust will foil

megatron's attempts to take over the

universe demolisher i don't trust him as

far as i can throw him i'd love to crush

that arrogant mainframe into a pile of

titanium shavings something has to be

done about thrust or we can just say

goodbye to winning this w*r

so do you have any ideas yes

we must destroy him but how i mean we

both know he's megatron's right-hand man

he's playing a con game with megatron

and winner takes all

then we have no choice

are you loyal to megatron huh now's the

time to prove it demolisher

but if we bring thrust down won't it go

against megatron's orders i told you

it's for megatron's own good

are you sure about this i'm positive

now go show your allegiance to megatron

it's your duty

yes you're right it will be done that's

the spirit now show me what you can do

against that traitor thrust

don't worry sideways you can count on me

the first thing i'll do is convince

cyclonus and starscream to join me in

taking care of this little matter and

then we'll eliminate thrust before you

can blink an eye hey where do you think

you're going forget it demolisher i'll

take care of this myself

even if it needs sending megatron into

exile

wait sideways i can do this really just

give me a chance to prove myself

i'm not so sure what makes you think i

can trust you

there is no one more loyal to megatron

than me and never question it again

sideways

that's weird uh what's weird are you

really sure he's a decepticon

huh but he pulled a fast one on us

what else could he be jetfire don't be

so quick to judge

check this

i'll out in

[Music]

huh

holy cow

sideways who fired that sh*t on cyclonus

how can you be so sure maybe it's just a

video glitch i don't think so i've

watched this footage a hundred times and

it's sideways all right i agree jet fire

and i didn't see any sign of a digital

video edit but why in the world was he

helping us out i still don't get it yeah

something here still doesn't make sense

to me and to me either

something something is wrong here

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megatron

megatron

where are you

i wonder why he wanted to meet me way

out here

i'm starting to get a funny feeling

about this

don't play me for a full thrust i know

you only have to bring down megatron i

won't let that happen i've had enough of

your insubordination you worked with

weasel and now it's time to throw out

the trash

and don't you ever show your face around

here again thrust because if you do i'll

be waiting for you

that should keep him busy for a while

[Music]

sideways reporting it is ordered the

autobots are now the stronger army

who's there

i thought it was you

eat lasers

does anyone know where we're going

around here

oh hey there sideways

what's he doing down here he pulled a

fast one on us gentlemen huh

serious

[Laughter]

are you deaf he just sent sideways duped

us so that must be means sideways

has another agenda against our great

leader megatron it's that simple

if you recall i mentioned there was no

unity among us

that's because we have been infiltrated

by a spy

i don't believe this

how could i have been so gullible oh

don't cry poor baby

good work thrust

thank you sir

i knew i could count on you

it's time to pay for your crime sideways

what's happening

[Music]

transform

i'm on

transform

stay put and let thrust handle this and

let's see what a loyal warrior turns out

to be

[Music]

so can we trust sideways or what's the

deal i wish i had an answer for you rat

it's like the old saying good defense is

the best offense

so i think we just keep our eye on them

boy i wish i knew yeah me too billy hey

when are we gonna eat would you just

forget about your stomach for five

minutes fred we should listen to jet

fire you know i guess it would help if

we knew exactly what sideways intentions

here on earth were to collect mini cons

what else rad wait if you think about it

for a minute he's had chances to steal

the shield and the star saber yeah

that's right good point

well not to change the subject or

anything but is anyone getting hungry

because i am you never stop do you so

then we all agree for now sideways can't

be trusted right uh you got it yep can't

be trusted no siree he's definitely off

the list

[Music]

i forgot what a good stalker you are

time to flush you out into the open my

friend because i know you can't hide my

dust

i hope you realize i out power you with

my minicon inferno

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i must say i'm impressed

listen up destroy him

yes sir

now what

[Music]

what happened

impossible

how do you do that this is getting weird

[Music]

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identify yourself

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i'll finish him off

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are you all right plus

yes sir nicely done it seems we've

finally eradicated the virus

this is one virus you'll never eliminate

megatron

you see i can change my appearance

anytime i please and i can fight at any

power level so you'll never destroy me

never

i'm going to crush you like a bug

[Music]

the sky boom shield and the star saber

are just mere toys to me megatron there

are millions of mini cards out there to

be recovered and let's see who's going

to win that race

[Music]

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do the smart thing and surrender

you should take your own advice megatron

no one has ever won a w*r with mere

words and once i've collected all the

mini cons you shall be no more i've had

enough of your ceaseless blathering the

mini cons belong to us

fire at will

a new battle has begun and the autobots

are going head-to-head with the

decepticons the question is do the

autobots have what it takes to fend off

the bad guys or is it only a matter of

time before megatron controls the

universe

[Music]

foreign

[Music]
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