03x08 - Speed

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

[♪♪♪]

Cyber Key Power!

How do you like me now?

Who wants some?

[GRUNTING]

Are you as pathetic as the rest

of your team, Optimus Prime?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

THUNDERCRACKER:

Hoo-wee!

Way to get 'er done.

Starscream, you showed them

Autobots who's boss!

Even if they was

just holograms.

Huh, thinks his oil

don't stink.

Hoo-wee!

Well, stink it do.

[DRAMATIC MOVIE THEME PLAYING]

[MONSTER GROWLING]

[WHIMPERING]

It's only a movie...

I'll never let you

hurt her!

[GROWLING]

[♪♪♪]

Yeah,

that movie rocked.

I totally agree.

The effects were so sweet.

You think being scared

is sweet?

The monster freaked me out.

[CHUCKLES]

Jeez, Coby, didn't know

you were such a scaredy-cat.

Hey, that's

completely untrue, Lori!

I am not a scaredy-cat!

[YELLS]



[WHIMPERS]

[COBY SCREAMS]

[LORI, BUD & AUTOBOTS

LAUGHING]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

Come on, guys.

It's not funny.

Wow, going to the movies

sure sounds fun.

Next time,

maybe I could go with you.

Sure.



Don't get your hopes up,

Little Jolt.

You'd freak humans out.

No sweat. We'll just say

he's a fanboy.

Bud's right. You should check

out an anime convention.

Anime convention?



Fans dress up like

their favorite movie

and toon characters.

Optimus, we should tell people

that we're fanboys.

It could make our mission

easier. Heh, heh.

Hmm, not a bad idea.

No. I'm sorry.

I was just kidding.

Ha! I guess

we're a bit tall.

[ALL LAUGH]

OPTIMUS:

Any new developments?

There's nothing to report.

Hmm...

this is not good.

We cannot allow Megatron

to b*at us

to those Cyber Planet Keys

at any cost.

If he gets them,

none of us will be laughing.

Hmm...

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Starscream, have you located

the Omega Lock, hmm?

Not yet, sir.

Hm, is it possible you are

being too lazy in your search?

I'm sorry

to disappoint you.

Sir, may I ask

how your search is going?

I am very confident.

It will be found.

I believe I have found some

new subordinates, Starscream.

They're not slackers.

Maybe Ransack or Crumplezone

will replace you

if your current pace

continues.

[GROANS]

Did your new team

find the second planet?

Not yet.

But it won't be long....

since we have access

to this.

Get a move on!

Failure will not be tolerated.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, Megatron...

you are not worthy to hold

the ultimate power.

But there is

a deserving Decepticon,

and I'm more than ready

to take over.

[CHUCKLES SINISTERLY]

LORI:

Hey, Daddy. Have you found

Betelgeuse yet?

[SIGHS]

I haven't seen anything

yet, honey.

I think it's somewhere

over to the east.

Tea!



Ooh, hot tea.

MOM:

Herbal green tea

from our own garden.

Here, hon.

Thanks, Mom.

Mmm.

Dad, what if you met someone

from another planet?

Would you want

to talk to them?

You could talk about

the stars together.

[GIGGLES]

Yeah, maybe they could teach me

how to use the telescope.

MOM:

What's that up there?

Hmm?



Mommy?

MOM:

Look over there.

[♪♪♪]

That's the Pattern of Atlantis.

I better tell the Autobots

right away.

Many thanks, Lori.

So Optimus,

what do we do?

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's roll!

[♪♪♪]

Are those

sh**ting stars?

No, sweetie. I think

it's the Air Force.

Well, at least I saw something

in the sky tonight.

OPTIMUS:

Have you identified

the light source?

JETFIRE:

It's too bright

to ID from here.

I'll go down

and take a closer look.

[♪♪♪]

[THUNDERCRACKER CACKLES]

They're fallin' for it.

Man, those Autobots are

even dumber than they look.

Huh?

Incoming!

[BOTH GROAN]

It's a trap!

Yes. Even worse,

humans will notice this.

Whoa.

Do you think those were

fireworks, Sheriff?

Fireworks?

You half-wit!

That was one big bang.

We better get up to the mountain

and check it out, pronto.

Yes, sir.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Autobots,

drink this on the rocks.

OPTIMUS:

What?

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Landmine stops

the landslide!

Thanks.



Doing my duty.

[GRUNTING]

Need a light?

Whoa! I can't see!

Take that, Autobot.

Cyber Key Power!

Thundercrack!

[GRUNTS]

Time for a little

heavy a*tillery.

[YELLING]

What would possess you to do

this without my permission?

THUNDERCRACKER:

Well, see, the big dog said

that we could do anything

to wipe out Optimus Prime

and his pests.

So, uh, I figured--

From now on,

I'll do the thinking.

Huh?

Starscream.

[GRUNTS]

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Come on!

Let's do this!

It's time you crashed,

Jetfire.

It's time to shut

his big mouth.

No! Stand down, Jetfire.

You can leave

Starscream to me.

Hmm? Okay, Optimus.

[♪♪♪]

Come on!

Let's dance.

[WIND WHISTLING]

[GRUNTS]

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]



Huh?

[GRUNTS]

What?

[GRUNTS]



Ha!

[THINKING]

Those were my best moves.

I don't know who's up to

no good but we'll get them.

Alert. We have humans

approaching.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

JOLT:

Repeat. Humans approaching.

Humans approaching.

Humans?



Bad timing.

We better call it a night.

You're a lousy dancer anyway.

That's a sober suggestion coming

from one of Megatron's lackeys.

I'm not Megatron's lackey!

I bow to no one.

[PANTING]

That Optimus is tough, huh?

We're leaving.

Autobots, roll out!

Hmm...

I think we missed 'em.

You think, Sherlock?

What was your first clue?

[♪♪♪]

HOTSHOT:

I've got to get

into peak performance

for this race

against Override.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, you're back online!

That is a dangerous move.

Hotshot removed

his entire self-analysis system.

Just how much lighter

can he get?

[ENGINE REVVING]

Are you ready?

Any time.

Then rev up!

[ENGINES REVVING]

Ready...

Go!

Go! Can't you hear me?

I said, go!

A lady never rushes.

[♪♪♪]

Breakdown,

let's go watch.

Yeah!

Wait up!

What gives?

Got a bum starter?

No. I just figured

you needed a head start.

What?

Don't underestimate me,

Override.

Aw, is that the best you can do

after all that tuning?

Man. I can't let her

b*at me this bad.

If I'm gonna win

the Planet Cup...

I need more speed.

More speed!

I need a...

Cyber Key!

No way. I won't give up.

When I b*at her, that'll prove

I can b*at anyone.

More speed!

Oh, boy!

[♪♪♪]

HOTSHOT:

Cyber Key Power!

That must be...

BOTH:

A Cyber Key.

[♪♪♪]

Accela-wing!

I got a Cyber Key! Ha, ha!

What?

All right! I'm the fastest

thing to ever hit the pavement.

With this Cyber Key,

nothing can stop me.

Hey, now. What's--?

[GASPS]



Come on!

Why do bad things happen

to fast people?

BOTH:

Hotshot!

I hate always being right!

[GROANS]

Looks like I customized

myself right off the track.

[THINKING]

He's full of surprises. Hmm.

Override, Transform!

[ENGINE WHINES]

[GROANS]

Do you need help?

[SCOFFS]

[THINKING]

Hotshot intrigues me.

I look forward

to racing him again.

[♪♪♪]

Hurry up, Ransack.

We don't wanna be late.

Gentlemen,

this is Starscream.

How's it screamin', pal?

Nice to meet you.

Excuse me, Megatron...

Do you mind if I borrow

these new recruits for a while?

Does that mean us?

I guess so.



Why?

If these two are gonna be at

my side in the heat of battle,

I need to know exactly

what they can do.

Take them.

I will use them well.

[CLATTERING]

Hmm?

Hey, what's a goody two-shoe

Autobot thieving about for?

I guess all those stories

about them being heroes

is a bunch of junk.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, no. Not junk.

I thought this junk

was public property.

But wait just a second...

How did you know about--?

[♪♪♪]

Starscream.

Crush him.

Ransack, on the att*ck!

[GRUNTING]

Enter the Crumplezone!

[SNICKERS]

This is fun, isn't it,

Crumplezone?

You said it, Ransack.

Heh, heh.

[GROANING]

How do you like your Autobot?

I like mine extra-crispy.

Yum, yum.

No...no!

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Flame Broilers!

Too much.

[BOTH SNICKERING,

WHOOPING]

Red Alert, Transform!



[SIREN WAILING]

Huh?

Whoa...

Extra-crispy?

Cyber Key Power!

[♪♪♪]

Take this!

[BOTH WAILING]

Guess it's your turn.

[RED ALERT GROANS]

[GROANING]

So, what's Starscream

up to now?

STARSCREAM [THINKING]:

Megatron's new lackeys

proved useful,

even if a little unbalanced.

Not up to my standards,

but I'll worry

about replacing them

once I'm in control.

The age of Starscream

will soon begin

with...this...

I can bide my time.

[CACKLES]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪