03x06 - The Legend of Kid Friendly/Silent But Deadly

[bunniefuu]

[ Lively dance music playing]

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers

♪ Beavers.

[ Country western music begins]

Waylon jennings: ♪ listen, everybody, to a tale you won't forget ♪

♪ About two beaver brothers named norbert and daggett. ♪

♪ One day these two young hombres traveled to the wild west ♪

♪ To meet kid friendly, their hero ♪

♪ Was their sacred quest. [ p*stol f*ring]

♪ Back in the old, wild west, when people's heads was funny♪

♪ The funniest head of all belonged to kid friendly♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with kindness♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with a grin♪

♪ Kid friendly...♪

♪ Don't you mess around with him. ♪

I can't wait to try my hand at a smile down

With our favoritest g*n fighter, kid friendly.

Isn't this the bestest, dag-slinger?

No. Dagadillow, let's discuss.

Listen to me.

You've had your undies in a bunch

Ever since we got off the stage.

But you love kid friendly as much as I do.

You have to admit this is pretty darn coolski.

[ Huffing]

No.

Bet I can make you.

No way.

Yes way, dag 'em high.

I'll take back what I said.

This is not pretty darn coolski.

No, it isn't.

So you're saying

It's not notpretty coolski.

If it's not not, then it ispretty darn coolski.

I have to agree.

Let's not go find kid friendly.

No!

Okay, don't notcome.

Heh? Okay.

No! Yes! No!

Heh.

Hmm, don't see that every day.

Wonder where all the friendly townsfolk are.

I don't.

Of course you don't.

♪ Hello!

Anybody here hiding in the saloon?

[ Crashes]

Kid friendly!

Just in case you forgot, norbutt

I'm going to say no to anything you say.

And the same goes for you, pally.

[ Gasps]

Would you look at the head on you, baby.

[ Laughs loudly]

Name's friendly, friend, kid friendly.

Friendly friend kid friendly?

That's a long name, ain't it?

[ Chortling]: it sure enough is.

Hey, little bucktooth-a-roo.

How about letting kid friendly make you a little more comfy?

Daggett: what did you have in mind?

Well, I thought I'd get you

A nice head cheese and olive loaf sandwich.

Indeed! Head cheese and olive loaf, oh my.

[ Kid laughs]

No! No comfy chair and no sandwich

Though I do love head cheese and olive loaf so.

[ Slippers squeak]

Daggett, let's discuss.

Are you all right?no.

Great, let's not get out of here!

Yeah, let's... Yeah.

♪ And one close call would be enough ♪

♪ To send a smart guy running

♪ But daggett never had the sense ♪

♪ The good lord gave an onion

♪ No matter what norb said or did, he just wouldn't hear ♪

♪ Wouldn't hear♪

♪ Kid friendly meant to make him grin... ♪

♪ From furry ear to ear.

♪ He'll k*ll you with kindness♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with a grin♪

♪ Kid friendly...♪

♪ Don't you mess around with him, you beavers. ♪

I think we lost him for now.

No, we didn't.

Dag, will you stop it! No.

If he catches us, we're grinning goners.

You just say no

Because your undies are still in a bundle.

No, I'm am.[ g*n f*ring]

Howdy again!

I see you're with your pal, blondie.

Blondie?

He's not a natural blond.

I beg your pardon.

[ Cackles]

I see.

Look, look what I have

For you two bucktooth-a-roos.

A hoppity horse, for me?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

All decked out in fringes and gewgaws.

It's a dream come true!

I'm in rhinestone cowboy heaven!

Well, then how about you and kid friendly

Have a big, old friendly smile?

Oh, no! Can't... Stop smiling!

Daggett: whoa, big fellow!

Normally I'd be all smiley over this cool hoppity horse

But I have to be cranky now.

[ Laughs]

Come on little bucktooth-a-roo

Give the kid a nice smile.no.

Come on, smile.no.

Smile.no.

Smile!no.

Dag, you're annoying him.

No, I am not.

Whatever you say.

Smile! Smile!no!

Stop it!

Now don't make me get out my fun g*n...

Eeh?

Which has no small pieces toddlers can swallow

And it's completely non-imitatable.

Hey, what the...?!

[ Screaming...]

♪ Now norbert knew his brother ♪

♪ Couldn't take on old kid friendly ♪

♪ But he didn't want to hang around and wait till things got ugly ♪

♪ Ugly♪

♪ Norbert never really knew what dag would do or say ♪

♪ Say, say, say...♪

♪ But he knew if you smile and run ♪

♪ You live to smile another day. ♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with kindness♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with a grin♪

♪ Kid friendly...♪

♪ Don't you mess around with him. ♪

[ Crashing]

[ Kid grunts]

[ Crashes]

[ Panting]

[ Both grunt]

[ Panting]

[ Metal door clanks shut]

[ Gasps]

[ Gasps]

Daggett: that's spooky.

Norbert: of course it's spooky.

Dag, you didn't say "no."

You're not in your snit anymore.

Yes, well, that's because the expl*si*n

Unbunched my undies.

Dagerado!

♪ Well, that big old blast didn't k*ll the kid ♪

♪ But it straightened out dag's undies ♪

♪ Just when it would be real nice ♪

♪ For him to be real onery

♪ Unless the boys could find a way to stop the robot kid ♪

♪ Robot kid♪

♪ There'd be a pair of smiling stiffs ♪

♪ With their undies unbundled.

♪ He'll k*ll you with kindness♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with a grin♪

♪ Kid friendly...♪

♪ Don't you mess around with him. ♪

[ Beavers panting and groaning]

Tooth hill!

This is where all the kid's victims are buried.

[ Panting frantically]

[ g*nf*re]

[ Electronic whirring]

Well, daggle-dead boy, looks like this is it.

Boy, I wish you were still saying no.

I can pull my undies up again.

D-d-dag, let's discuss.

Okay. That won't be necessary.

But if we both move

In opposite directions...

Yes? There's a chance one of us can get away.

Ooh, one of us.

I'm willing to take that chance

For you, brother. You are?

Sure you don't want me to pull up my undies?

[ g*n fires]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Shuddering]

[ Metal creaks]

[ Panting]

[ Panting]

[ Rattling]

Wowzers, that was close!

I have a good mind to complain.

Norbert, I've got a better idea.

Now, this is big western fun!

Norb.

Oh, no.

I feel my undies riding up again.

Oh, no! Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, baby. Here they go.

Giddy-up, get me out of here.

Here it comes, baby.

Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

♪ So if you're going to ride the range ♪

♪ And sh**t and rope and spit

♪ Take a lesson from these beavers ♪

♪ And make sure your undies fit. ♪

[ Cow moos]

♪ The beavers got kid friendly, but had a real close call ♪

♪ This is where the story ends, story ends♪

♪ Or maybe not

♪ After all...

♪ He'll k*ll you with kindness♪

♪ He'll k*ll you with a grin♪

♪ Kid friendly♪

♪ Don't you mess around with him, you beavers.

[ Kid laughing maniacally]

[ Snoring...]

[ Birds singing...]

[ Rooster crows]

[ Snoring...]

[ Grunting]

[ Sighs]

[ Slippers squeak]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Water running]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Grumbling]

[ Snorts]

[ Snarling]

Oh, n--!

[ Sniffs]

[ Loud chomp]

[ Moans softly]

[ Gurgling]

[ Snarling]

[ Gurgling...]

[ Soft whistling]

[ Grumbles softly]

[ Burbling]

[ Burps]

[ Grunts]

[ Panting]

Yeah...

[ Snarls]

[ Sighs]

[ Electrical sizzling]

[ Flies buzzing]

[ Glass breaks]

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Sputtering...]

[ Birds calling]

[ Wood creaks]

[ Both shriek]

[ Beeping rhythmically]

[ Thud]

[ Beavers yelling]

[ Crowd cheering]

[ Louder cheering]

[ Glass breaks]

[ Snarling, snoring...]

[ Stifling scream]

[ Grumbling softly]

[ Grumbling grows louder]

[ Inhales deeply]

[ Gulps]

"I left the coffee pot on."

[ Groans]

[ Sighs]

[ Buzzing]

[ Snarls]

[ Snoring...]

[ Screaming]