02x12 - Episode 12

[bunniefuu]

Just go right ahead.

Tickets, go right ahead. Thank you.

Uh, miss, miss, wait. You can't get in without a--

[Romantic music swells]

Um...what's your name?

Penelope.

Yours?

Uh...it's, um...

Your nametag says "trevor", please.

Yeah. Trevor please.

I'd, um, like to go see the amanda show.

Right, right. Well, do you have a ticket?

No, please.

Well...

No one gets in without a ticket!

[Echoing] ticket... Ticket...ticket...

May I go in, please?

Yeah...sure. Just go right ahead...

Penelope.

Thank you...trevor.

Hey, trevor. Everything going ok, son?

Dad! Um...

Yeah, everything's great.

Great. Say, help me put these posters up.

Uh...dad?

Yeah?

How come this girl's not allowed in?

Ha ha. 'Cause she's a loon!

Crazy! Nutsy cuckoo.

Always trying to break into this place.

But don't worry, son.

She ain't gonna get past us.

Yeah.

I'll be right back.

♪ A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ♪

♪ Manda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Manda-manda-manda- manda-manda show ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you!

My name's amanda and I'm % biodegradable!

Ok, so the other day I was playing connect-the-dots

With the freckles on my--

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Uh, is somebody out there in pain?

Yeah, that would be me, yeah.

Oh, well, what's wrong?

I've got a toothache...bad.

Ohhhhhhh! Ow!

But, hey, don't worry about me.

Just go on with your little show. Seriously.

Ok, so anyway, I was playing connect-the-dots--

Ohhhhhh! Gee--ga--

Maybe you should see a dentist about that, yeah?

Hey, wait. Why don't you pull my tooth?

No, there's no way I'm gonna pull your tooth right here.

[Cheering]

All right, so I'll need some string and I'll need a door.

Kathy!

Here you go. Thanks.

Um, ok. Here.

Tie that string around your tooth.

Ok, you all set?

All set.

Ok, ......!

Oh!

Uh, stick around. We'll be back in a sec to do stuff. Sorry.

This movie is great!

But I wish we had popcorn.

I'll get some.

Don't leave.

I'm wearing popper pants.

Popper pants?popper pants?

Yeah, the popcorn you make in your pants.

Watch.

[Popping]

Wow! Wow!

Who wants popcorn?

We do! We do!

That's good popcorn!

It's pants fresh!

I'm pop-o-licious!

All: come and get us.

Yay! Whoo! All right!

I'm gonna add butter!

I'm gonna add caramel.

I'm gonna add gravy!

Announcer: popper pants!

The popcorn you make in your pants!

By the makers of clam socks.

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda show ♪

Yaga! Welcome to our video store.

How might to be helping you?

Listen, I'm the baby-sitter for this little girl

Awwwwww. Awwwwww.

Awwwwww. Awwwwww.

Yes, well anyway, I came in here earlier and rented ace ventura.

We wanted ace ventura!

Oh, no, no, no, no. You no ask for ace ventura.

You ask for face ventura.

You asked for the wrong movie!

I did not.

But this movie better.

All: much better!

Oh, yeah? Just play the movie.yaga.

Face ventura.

Hello. My name is face ventura.

I am the pet detective.

Hey there, face ventura.

I have lost my pet. He is a cat.

I wish my cat to be back with me.

I am the pet detective.

I will look for the cat that you lose.

Oh, look. Here is your cat.

Rowr.

Oh, I am so happy now.

Thank you, face ventura.

[Rip]

All righty then.

Oh, that was good!

You're clapping for that?

That wasn't even a movie!

It was just you two oddballs!

She's very upset about this.

Oh, I am way past upset.

Egg?

Come on, becky. We're leaving.

Uh-uh. You're fired!

Yeah!

Bye-bye, then.come again!

Yeah, right.

Look. It is like magic.

Kids: oooooooooh.

Yaga!

Hello, and welcome to our store of video.

How might to be helping you?

It's too late to help me!

All: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My teacher made my class do a book report on tom sawyer,

So I rented the video so I wouldn't have to read the stinking book.

No, no, no, no. You no ask for tom sawyer.

You ask for tom zawyer.

Zawyer. Zawyer.

Zawyer?

Yaga.

Look at me. I am tom zawyer.

I have to paint this fence but I do not want to.

Hey, there. I'm just walking by you.

Hi, I am tom zawyer. You'll have fun time

If you paint this fence...for me.

Sounds good, tom zawyer. Give me the brush now.

I do not realize I am being duped.

Wonderful!it was so good.

That was true american classic.

Classic?! That was just you two freak nuts

Pretending to be actors.

Thank you.

Don't you understand?

I did my book report on your phony movie.

I got an "f". Now I'll never get into college!

You people ruined my life!

How you'll be paying me?

I'm not gonna pay you!

All: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm outta here.

[Buzzing]

I think your door's locked.

All: yaga.

Kreblock!

Yaga?

Hey, this is our cousin, kreblock.

What you need?

This boy forget to pay his bill.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Please help this sweet boy find his wallet.

Yaga.

No! No!

Ok! Ok! Ok!

How much do I owe ya?

$, Please.

Here's .

$ Better!

All: much better!

Dance with us, boy.

[Music plays]

Stage manager: and clear!

All right, very nice.

Hey. What's up?

You're watching the dare show.

The only cable access show where we take your dares...

No matter what they are...

And we do 'em.that's right.

I'm sharon, and this is my brother, toby.

'Sup?

All right, let's start with the first dare.

Memphis, wisconsin. You're on the dare show.

Um, yeah, uh, hi.

I dare sharon to make hot tea

With one of toby's dirty socks

Then drink it.

Gross! That's disgusting.

No kidding. I've been wearing these bad boys for three weeks.

Sorry, caller. You're crazy.

But I dare you.

Look, what part of "no" don't you understand?

His feet are repulsive.

Yeah. They reek so bad.

Chicken.

What did you say?

Chicken! Chi-i-i-i-icken.

Chicken--chicken--chicken. Chick-chick-chick--

Quit it!

Bawk! Bawk--bawk--bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

All right! All right! Give me the sock.

Awwwww, nasty!

I cannot believe I just did that.

So gross.

I may die.

Ok, next caller.

New york city, ohio, you're on the dare show.

Yeah, I dare toby to draw

A mustache and glasses on his face...

With a permanent marker!

Oh, yeah, right. A permanent marker?

That's insane. It would never come off.

Like I'd do that.

Fraidy cat.

What did you call me?

Fraidy cat.

Me-owwwww! Me-owwwwww!

Me-owww! Oh, it's a fraidy cat. It's a timid little kitty.

It's not gonna work.

Give it up.

Me-owwwww! Me-owwwwww!

Mee-owwwwwwwwwww!

All right! Give me the marker.

[Marker squeaking]

Aw, man. I cannot believe I just did that.

You could not look stupider.

This will never come off.

Ok, next caller.

Toledo, new hampshire. You're on the dare show.

Yeah. I dare sharon to make an ice cream sundae out of herself.

By dumping ice cream down her shirt

Then covering herself in hot fudge and, um...

Whipped cream.

What?!

You heard me.

Um, dude, I am not putting ice cream down my shirt.

What are you, nuts?

Oh yeah, and nuts...

On top.

Ok. That's not gonna happen.

You're mental.

Wimp.

What was that?

Wimpy.

♪ Wimpy, wimpy, wim-py ♪

That's not gonna work.

♪ The wimpy, wimpy spider ♪

♪ Went up the wimpy spout ♪

All right! You want ice cream in my shirt? Fine!

Ahh! Cold!

Oh, so cold! Cold!

There!

I can not believe I just did that.

Uh, don't forget the fudge and the whipped cream.

Look-- wimp.

Are you happy? This is the worst thing I ever had to do.

You're all sticky and gross.

I know!

Ok, next caller. Los angeles, north dakota,

You're on the dare show.

Kids, have you seen my tongue scraper?

What are you two doing?

Nothing. What?

Look at your face.

And what have you got all over you?

You two are doing that dare show again, aren't you?

I thought I told you not ever to--

Girl: excuse me.

I dare your mom to shave her head.

What are you, crazy?

This is our mother.

She's not gonna shave her head.

Nut.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize your mom was...

A baby!

What did you call me?

A baby.

♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

Little scared baby.

Waaaah! Waaaah!

Give me the thing.

[Clippers buzz]

I cannot believe I just did that.

That's insane.i know.

Ok, that's all the time we have.

Tune in next week for...

And clear. All right.

Let's move on to the next one. Nice job, everybody.

Announcer: it's time for a hillbilly moment!

Hi! Knock knock.

Who-o-o-o's there?

Severed leg. Severed leg who?

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a severed leg.

Huh?

That's good. Yup.

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda ♪

♪ Amanda-manda-manda- manda-manda show ♪

Amanda's dressing room!

Amanda?

Penelope! Trevor!

What--what are you doing in amanda's dressing room?

Well, i--i was on my way to the restroom and i--

I can't lie to you, trevor.

I broke in here to try to meet amanda.

I understand. I love amanda, too. I'm a big fan.

Really? I'm her number one fan, please.

You are?

I have my own amanda website.

Www.amandaplease.com.

I bet it's amazing.

You would win that bet, mister.

View my website. I mean, if you--

If you want to.

I-i do.

Stand close to me. Closer.

[Sniffs]

Here's the home page.

This week on my website you can view my drawing board

And see one of my actual plans to meet amanda.

Here you see operation dog nose.

Step one--get dog.

Step two--have dog sniff an item of amanda's clothing.

Note to self--steal an item of amanda's clothing.

Step three-- follow dog, please.

Step four--eat quesadillas and play checkers

With sweet amanda forever, please.

Now, back to the homepage for even more amanda clickables.

Wow, that website is...

[Romantic music plays]

Beautiful.

Trevor! What are you doing in amanda's--

[Sputtering]

Her!

Good work, son. Let's get her.

No, dad. Huh? What?

You were wrong. She's not nutsy cuckoo.

What's the matter with you?

Nothing. I'm just not going to let you take penelope.

Oh, trevor!

Get out of my way.

All right, you. This time I got ya.

Oh! Hey! Hey, trevor, what are you doing?!

Run, penelope, run!

What are you doing?!

I will never forget this, please.

Fare thee well!

Fare thee well.

Security! Security!

Announcer: yo, yo, yo, it's...

Hi, welcome to my jacuzzi.

Today my special guest is sitting bull.

Now, mr. Bull--

Please, call me sitting.

Ok, sitting. Now is it true that you call corn maize?

Yes, it is true.

And is that thing made of real feathers?

Yes. These feathers are a symbol of...

Uh...you know... Feathers.

Fascinating. Now is it also true

That you invented underwear?

What is underwear?

Skip it. How about a plate of spaghetti?

Bingo!

Announcer: that was...

Yo, yo, yo.

Bye-bye!

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you!

Ok. Are you guys ready for something really cool?

Audience: yeah!

Ok, I'm gonna get inside this trunk,

Blindfolded and handcuffed,

And I will escape in less than one minute.

All: ooooooooooooooh!

Let's do it.

Start the clock!

[Audience counting along]

Penelope. Trevor.

You have to get out of here. My dad has all the security looking for you.

I can't go, please. I must meet amanda.

And I know that she walks through these doors after the show.

But penelope--

Please! I've waited so long

To finally meet amanda!

I know just how you must feel.

Waiting your entire life to meet a very special person.

[Audience counting along]

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you!

Ok, that's our show.

I gotta go scuba dive with a wiener dog. See ya!

I don't know what it is about you.

Nor I about you.

Penelope? Yes, please?

Can i...

Kiss you?

Trevor, it's not that I don't have feelings for you.

I do. But it's--

Just kiss me.

Trevor... Please.

Amanda, please.