02x19 - Shai

[bunniefuu]

Oh, man!

I hate this game.

All right, pick a card.

O.k.

Now you, uh, put it back in the deck.

O.k.

Oh, come on.

I have seen this card trick a million times.

Quiet, josh.

Be quiet.

All she's gonna do is look at the card

Right next to the one where you put yours.

That's all she's gonna do.

Josh, thanks for ruining it.

Yeah, you're such a tube!

Sorry, kids,

I guess I've seen every card trick in the book.

O.k.

O.k., Cool.

Josh, I've got a card trick you haven't seen.

Oh, yeah? Try me.

O.k., Pick a card.

O.k.

Look at it.

I got it.

Now put it back in the deck.

All right. Now what?

Now, uh...give me your wallet.

My wallet? Why?

Uh...it's part of the trick.

Fine.

What's next?

Now you, uh, spin in circles.

What for?

Can I finish my trick or not?

Fine, I'll spin in circles.

Thank you.

O.k., Good.

Where's my card?

Your card is, um...

At the bottom of the fish t*nk.

No way!

Go look.

Go on. It's there.

It's part of the trick.

Go on.

Um, josh...

All the way at the bottom.

Hey, josh.

Hey, what are you looking at?

For real?

Josh.

What y'all doing?

For real?

Word up.

No minutes! The show's starting now!

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Whoa!

I'm seeing what a burger sees.

Burger seeing.

Excuse me. Excuse me!

Excuse me!!

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Uh, yeah, just give me one of those good burgers.

O.k.

That'll be bucks.

Wait a minute.

Just hold the phone there, smiley.

I don't want this old nasty good burger

You were just playing peek-a-boo with.

See?

It's got a hole in it, and that ain't hunky dory.

Uh--no?

What do you mean, "no?"

Everyone listen, listen!

We interrupt this music to bring you a special bulletin.

A disgruntled elephant has escaped from the zoo.

If you see an elephant,

It's probably the disgruntled elephant

That escaped from the zoo!

Bye.

Uh--uh--all right, everyone, remain calm.

I'm sure the disgruntled elephant

Is nowhere near good burger.

[Loud elephant trumpet]

Oh, excuse me.

Ed! Ed, that wasn't you, that was the--the--

The elephant!

[Everyone screaming]

We're from animal control.

See?

Where's the elephant?

[Trumpeting]

Over there.

You're not going to hurt him, are you?

Of course not.

This just sh**t tranquilizer darts.

Not gonna hurt him one bit.

It'll just make him sleepy and woozy.

[Trumpeting]

Now. Now!

Everybody down!

Oh, a real elephant.

The elephant's going out the back!

It's going out the back!

All right.

All right, everyone.

Back to your booths.

The elephant has left the building.

Now just sit down, take your seats,

And every customer will get a complimentary good cookie.

Back to work.

Ed, please get back to work!

I--i feel sleepy and woozy.

Ed, this is no time for your shenanigans!

But my butt hurts.

Ed, please, please! Just get back to work and stay alert.

Please!

Would you please--ed!

Ed, please! Now just stand and take your position

And take--oh!

Welcome to... [Gibberish]

Home of the good buuurger.

May I take your order...

[Blabbering]

I'm not sure what you just said,

But I'll have one of those good sodas up there.

Okey-dokey, sodey odey.

[Whistling]

[Snoring]

That's no soda!

There's no cup! Look!

Wake up!

Huh? Oh, oh. Okey-dokey.

Ow!

Anything else you want?

Fries or s...

O.k.

I'm gonna go now.

Why, thank you!

Could I have good burgers, please, medium rare?

I'm sorry, but I wanted this to go.

Okey-dokey the dokey.

Hey, man, that's my purse!

The nitwit just threw my purse!

Hello!

[Elephant trumpets]

The elephant's back!

[Loud screams]

Oh, hold on, hold on.

O.k., Welcome to good burger,

Home of the good bur...

May I take your ord...

That'll be bucks.

Night-night.

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For your everyday life.

If someone asks you what time it is,

You'll sound weird if you say,

"It's time for the ponies to come

And eat my shoes!"

It sounds weird to say,

"Whaa ah ah aahhhh!"

If your mother's friend comes over with her new baby,

Don't say, "help me mama, that's one lousy baby!"

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With vital information.

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I don't know. What if she--no, no.

Come on, man.

You know I don't go on blind dates.

You don't go on any dates!

Now that's not...

That's true.

Come on, arthur.

She's cute, she's smart,

She's nice,

And most importantly,

She's willing to go out with you.

What's the plan?

Saturday morning, : a.m.,

By the petting zoo.

How will I know her?

She will be wearing a red ribbon in her hair.

A red ribbon?

A red ribbon.

[Baaaa!]

P-patricia?

Oh.

[Baaa!]

[Baaa!]

[Romantic music playing]

Arthur?

Arthur?

Patricia?

You're hours late,

And what's with the goat?

Uh--i--i...

I got it for you.

Oh. Well, let's leave her here for now.

O.k. All right.

Now, I thought we could go on a water slide,

Have dinner, just some spaghetti...

[Baaaa!]

Arthur, what's wrong?

[Baaa baaa!]

Goat!

[Romantic music playing]

[Mouthing words]

[Baaaa!]

And now,all that presents a semi-educational moment:

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking french]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Speaking french]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

And now, it's time t♪ check it out ♪

Let's get messy!

Sounds fun.

It better.

Hi, I'm phil flimm.

O.k., Let's meet our competing teams.

We have in the mess,

Jeff blatis and his lovely mother, mrs. Blatis.

My mom's a real pain, phil.

I don't like shenanigans.

See what I mean, man?

O.k. We also have barbi farde

And her father, mr. Farde.

That's "far-day."

Like a day that's not close.

That's neat.

O.k. And finally, mess it up for

Ellen felzenthal and her father, mr. Felzenthal!

Hi.

We're...the...

Felzenthals!

O.k., Let's give them all

A messy welcome!

[Audience applauds and cheers]

Phil, what are the rules of the game?

You'll find out.

O.k., Tancy.

Please escort our parents to the chambers of goo.

Bye, daddy.

Bye, daddy.

O.k., While our parents are being safely locked in,

[With audience] let's get messy!

O.k., Barbi,

Let's begin, shall we?

This red spherical food can correctly be called

A vegetable or a fruit.

Um...

A tomato?

Correct!

Barbi, you have points.

Now, ellen, we all know the vowels a, e, i, o, and u.

But what other letter can sometimes be called a vowel?

Um...

Maybe p?

[Alarm goes off]

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Hey! Hey, what's the deal?

Well, it's seems you were dealt

A little dose of cottage cheese!

Why?

'Cause it's...

Messy!

Oh, by the way, folks,

Say hello to my little friend,

Zuzu the infected elf.

I'm afraid of the elf.

Jeff, you're up.

Ask away, phil.

Name a large animal.

Whales, jeffrey, whales!

Hmm.

Large animal. Uh...

Hamsters?

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Whoops! Bring out the motor oil!

Look at me!

Why have I been oiled?

'Cause it's...

Messy!

Now, barbi,

The first president of the united states

Was george who?

W-w-washington, honey.

Please say washington.

Um--schwartz?

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

I hope mr. Farde likes pork and beans!

Let's...

Get...messy!

Cut loose the melted cheese!

From me, our contestants,

And zuzu the infected elf,

This has been

Let's...

Get...

Messy!

Bye-bye now, folks.

Hey, clavis! Wake up. Come alo

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!