04x13 - Laugh Krumm Laugh/Rookie Monsters

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Loser, it's all over!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Roaring]

[ Screams]

[ Roaring]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

All right!

I'm proud to award

Rain forest rangers
troop

This lovely...

[ Growling]

[ Screams]:
monster!

[ Yelling]

[ Roaring]

[ Growling]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

Excellent, we're a cinch
to win the -meter hurdles.

Now, let's train
for the high jump again.

[ All groaning and sighing]

Oh, you're tired and you'd
like to is that it? Rest up.

Well, forget it!

In years no team of mine

Has ever won
the scaring olympics.

But this year, the trophy of
champions is going to be mine.

And you three
are going to win it.

Come! We've got hours
of training ahead of us.

Can't we have something to eat?

There's no time!

Come on!

[ Chomping]

[ Giggles]

[ Belches]

Ickis:
after all this we better win.

Of course
we're going to win.

We have the best team
this year.

Half the team
isn't alive to compete.

Oh, ickis, fah!

You want to win,
do you not?

Of course I do.

Well, then, in order to win

We have to train!

[ Belches]

You do not think

We have been working
too hard?

[ Giggling]

Well, um, I mean...

[ Laughing]
I think...

[ Laughing loudly]

Krumm, are you all right?

I'm... Fine.

[ Laughing]

I just...
[ Laughing]

There's
your answer, oblina.

Krumm is cracking up.

He can't take
the stress anymore.

Nonsense.

Krumm is just, he's...

[ Laughing hysterically]

Oh, krummy,
poor, poor lost krummy.

[ Stomach gurgles]

Whew, what was that all about?

Oh, poor krumm,
all this training

Has taken
its toll on you.

No, it hasn't.

There's nothing wrong with me.

I'm... [ Laughing]

Fine.

Of course
you are.

Everything
is just great.

We'll lose for sure.

Wait till the gromble
finds out.

Finds out what?

I'm so excited
about the olympics.

We cannot wait
to win, win, win.

Good. The moment has arrived.

Huddle up.

I'd like to say a few words

Before we take
the field of competition.

When the games
begin today

I want you
to remember

That winning
isn't everything.

It's the onlything!

[ Laughing]

Is anything wrong?

Do you find
my pep talk amusing?

No, sir, I find it
very inspiring.

I see, you think

My wanting to win
the trophy of champions

Is a joke!

Um, your
grombleness,
may i?

Don't try to cover
for him, oblina.

I know a quitter when I see one.

No, I want us to win,
I really do.

I'd kick you off
this team if I could

But the rules
won't allow me.

You'll be out there with us,
but you won't compete.

You're going
to sit there

And watch how
realwinners play.

Are you happy now?

[ Laughing]

I'm heartbroken.

[ Growling]

Monster:
fellow monsters,
I bid you welcome

To the th annual all-dumps
monster scaring olympics.

[ Draws breath]

[ Droning]

[ Buzzing]

Today we shall see the best

In scaring competition

Between our two finest schools.

Mega-monster tech

Coached by lombar

The intimidator.

[ All cheering]

And the monster scaring academy

Under the leadership

Of the gromble.

[ All cheering]

Are you sure
those are on tight?

Mmm...

[ Clamps creaking]

[ Laughing]

Perhaps we should start
the first event.

Event one: the long jump.

The academy will go first.

Go on, ickis,
make me proud.

[ Growling]

[ Screams]

Feet,
eight inches.

Yes! Yes!

Ickis, you are brilliant!

Next up,
smelldoor.

[ Cheering]
[ cheering]
[ growling]

[ Roaring]

Feet,
nine inches.

Mega-monster tech
wins the event.

[ Cheering]
[ cheering]
no! No! No!

Ickis, you stink!

I... I thought
I was brilliant.

That was
until you lost.

[ Giggling]

Oh, shut up!

[ Droning]

[ Crowd cheering]

Judge:
event two:

The -meter dash.

[ Monsters roaring]

[ Screaming]

The winner is oblina!

Yes! Bravo!

[ All cheering]

[ Droning]

Wow! Whoa! Whoa!

[ Screaming]

[ All cheering]

[ Droning]

[ Roars]

[ Screaming]

[ Grunting]

[ Sobbing]

[ Giggling]

[ Droning]

[ Crowd sighing]

[ Screaming]
[ growling]

[ Foghorn]

Judge:
at the end of regulation time
we have a tie.

[ Droning]

Yes, we have a tie!

Hooray!

We do not want a tie,
ickis, we want to win!

A tie is worthless.

We have to win
the tie-breaker!

What is the tie-breaker,
your grombleness?

Judge:
the face-to-face
challenge scare.

One pair from each team
will enter the field.

The first monster to scare
the other is the winner.

Perfect, oblina.

Go out there and...

It's called
the challenge scare

Because each team

Must choose the member
of the opposing team

They wish to scare.

[ Giggles]
[ gasps]

Gromble, your team
may choose first.

Some choice.

Uh... The middle one.

Lombar?

Hmm.

I think we'll pick...

[ Muttering]

[ Laughing]

Him!

Your grombleness,
i...

Listen to me,
laughing boy

This is the most important
moment of my life.

It is not a joke.

You get out there

And scare that monster.

And no laughing!

You may begin scaring.

[ Roaring]

[ Laughing]

What's the matter with you?

Aren't you scared?

I'm... [ Laughing]

Terrified.

[ Roaring]

[ Laughing]

What is wrong
with him?

I'm going to lose.

I'll never get
the trophy.

And all he can do
is laugh!

[ All laughing]

This is...

[ Giggles]

This is... [ Laughs]

Serious.

I... [ Laughing]

I have to win the trophy.

[ Laughing]

Stop laughing at me!

[ Yelling]

Krumm is the champion!

[ Drones]

[ Drones]

[ Drones]

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes!

Your grombleness,
here's your trophy.

You won!

[ Laughing]

Keep it!

It belongs to you!

[ Laughing]

Krumm, now I know
why you laughed at me.

You were teaching me a lesson

About how silly it is

To be blinded
by the desire

To win at all costs,
and I thank you for it.

Ew!

Glad that's out of me.

What is that?

I tried to tell you

That thing was inside me
and it was tickling me.

That's why you were laughing?

Yep.

So, you weren't teaching me

A lesson about winning?

No.

Isn't it great?

Yes, it's magnificent.

And I know just the place
in our room to put it.

Come on.

Kidding... [ Laughing]

I was kidding
about the trophy being yours.

Stop, you can give it back now.

[ Laughing]

It's my turn to hold it.

[ Sobbing]

[ Laughing]

[ Dog barking]

[ Oblina screaming]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]
[ dog barking]

[ Monsters panting, screaming]

Oh, no!

We're goners!

[ Dog growling]

Follow me!

[ Dog barking]

[ All screaming]

Krumm:
oof!

We made it,
we made it!

Yeah, we made it.

All right.

I hate to throw

A bucket of water
on this love fest

But there's no way out of here.

Nonsense.

We shall sneak back out

The way we came in.

Oblina:
just as I suspected.

The bark-and-bite has gone.

[ Dog growling]

[ Screaming]

We may be here awhile.

Oh, no, we're never
getting out of here!

We're doomed, doomed,
I tell you!

Doomed.

Oh, stuff a cork
in it, ickis.

Why must you
always panic?

"We're doomed, we're goners,
the sky's falling."

I would not have to panic,
little miss teacher's pet

If we'd gone home
when we were supposed to.

"Oh, I certainly must
have one more scare."

You know, I'm getting
a little tired

Of you two arguing all the time.

You're always, "yah
na-na na nan-nan."

And "arr-rrr-rrr vi-vi-vin."

Both:
who asked you?

Fine, I never want to see

Or hear you two again.

Fine.
Who needs either one of you.

Fine.

From this moment on

Oblina scares solo.

How did we ever become friends

In the first place?

[ Echoing]:
in the first place?

[ Creaking]

Ooh, our first day
at the academy.

I am so excited,
aren't you?

I can feel it
in the air.

Monster:
who are you?

[ Tapping]

Um, my name is oblina.

And you are?

The name's ickis.

You may have heard
of my father, slickis?

[ Gasps]
oh!

You are the son
of the great slickis

This academy's
most esteemed graduate?

That's right, sister.

And don't think they'd make

The son of slickis share a room.

I think not.

So, you just pack up

Your cute doll
and your phony accent

And hike on down the hall.

I'm, I'm so sorry
for the mix-up.

It was just such an honor
to meet you.

Please forgive my intrusion
and... My accent.

But I don't want
to go to school!

[ Screams]

Oblina? Ickis?

Meet your new roommate...
Krumm.

Please, let me go home.

I don't want to be in school.

I can't take
this kind of pressure.

Oh, krumm, homesickness is

A common problem
for young students.

But I have every confidence
that you will soon

Get over it!

Your excellent gromblehood

You just called us "roommates."

I'm assuming
you misspoke since...

Ickis, the first thing
you should learn:
the gromble never

I repeat, never misspeaks.

Ta ta.

[ Slams door]

[ All talking]

[ Burping loudly]

[ Students talking...]

[ Clears throat]

[ ...and talking]

[ Gromble clears throat]

[ Clearing throat]

Silence!

[ All gasping]

Thank you.

Now, the most important thing

For a monster to learn is his
own unique scaring technique.

[ Crying]

That's why I want
all of you new students

To open your monster manuals
to chapter one

"Getting in touch with
the monster in you."

[ Snickers]

Monster manual!

I don't need no
stinking monster manual!

Ickis, do you have a comment

You'd like to share

With the class?

I was just saying
something really

Stinks good.

[ Sobbing]

Class, ickis is, of course,
the son of the great slickis.

Class:
ooh! Wow!

Why don't you show

The class
how youscare, ickis?

Well, I don't want
to show off.

[ Screaming]

Ooh!

[ Gagging]

But if you insist, uh...

You see, my dad is
a great loomer

And so am i.

At the blink of an eye
he looms up huge

Towering over his prey and...

Hmm.

[ Grunting]

[ Giggles nervously]

[ Trying to roar]

[ Hiccups]

[ Shouts, giggles]

[ Cries]

Um, you know I almost got it.

[ Snapping]

[ Clears throat]

Oblina?

Perhaps you could show us

What you've got?

[ Clears throat]

I have, uh, I will now attempt
to pull my guts out.

I hope you enjoy it.

[ Gagging]

That's it?

Your tongue?

Ooh, scary.

[ Growling]

Um... Boo?

[ Groaning]

It's no use,
your grombleness.

I'm a failure, send me home.

Surely, krumm,
there must be something

About you
that's frightening.

Every monster has at least
one thing.

Not me.

[ Sniffing]

Hmm...

Something tells me
it's not a good idea

For you three to go
on your first scare alone.

Therefore I'm sending
you three out together.

Three monsters,
one easy scare.

Try not to blow it!

Ooh!

Goodness gracious

It's just a cauliflower.

S-silly me.

For a moment

I thought it was
an alien life form.

[ Whispering]

Talk about easy.

This guy's afraid
of vegetables.

[ Laughing]

I'll handle this.

Wait, wait.

We are supposed
to be a team.

We need a plan.

I'll go first.

That's your plan,
you first?

Nothing doing, sweetheart.

Me first!

No, me!

Me!

Me!
Let's just go home.

[ Sniffing]

Phew!

Something sure stinks

Around here.

[ Slams window]

[ Screaming]

[ Splashing]

[ Choking]

Ickis, oblina:
it's his fault!

Krumm:
it's her fault!

Oh, very well.

I'm giving you
another assignment.

And since you three

Are unwilling
to work together

Scare alone!

Is that clear?

[ Bubbling]

Woman:
I guarantee you will find
our locker rooms

To be the cleanest
in the city.

Or my name's not...

Mistress helga.

Man:
did they follow you, dean?

Man :
nobody, jerry.

We're alone.

Good.
Here's the plan...

[ Laughing meanly]

If anybody finds out
we're throwing the fight

We'll take care of him.

Got it, boss.

Ouch.

Who was that?

Dean:
a dame.

Get her!

[ Screams]

Ah! Oh!

[ Sniffing]

Phew!

[ Bubbling]

[ Screaming]

[ Sniffing]

Hmm, I may be
on to something.

[ Man grunts]

[ Grunts]

Oh.

[ Grunts]

No.

Oh, a rat.

Don't worry, I'll get him.

Wait a minute.

[ Growl]

Hey, you two!

Eat stench!

[ Laughing]

[ Men screaming]

Why thank you, krumm.

No problem.

This is fun.

Woman:
what are you
going to do?

I'm just going to play
a little... Squash.

Where's my racquet?

How do you do?

Aah!

[ Screaming]

You saved
my life, oblina.

Yes, well, it was
the least I could do

After krummy saved mine.

Where is krumm?

I must get rid of that stench!

[ Sniffing]

Ah-ha!

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Softly]:
hey, oh, ooh!

[ Grunting]

[ Growling loudly]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

[ Laughing hysterically]

Thanks, ickis.

We'll never forget this day.

All:
together forever!

[ Echoing]

[ All crying]

I'm so very sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

[ All sobbing]

Where would we be

Without each other?

Nowhere.

I love you guys.

[ Man whistling]

[ Whistling]

[ Machine whirring]

Oh, no!

We're being compacted.

[ Machine whirring faster]

[ Growling, barking]

All clear, oblina!

[ Squealing]

I am stuck.

Never fear, oblina.

I'm running
out of string.

[ Growling]

[ Squealing]

[ Whistling]

[ Panting]

[ Growling]

[ Roaring]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

[ Dog growling]

[ Growling, screaming]

[ Dog growling]

All:
together forever!

And whose big idea was it
to be out so late?

Krumm, ickis:
it was his!

Oblina:
it was his.

It was hers.

It's your fault.

It's his.

Krumm:
it was hers.

Ickis:
it was not.

It was.

Not.