03x16 - We Are the Chimpions

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Thank you! Oh!

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

Thank you so much,

And for our
spanish speaking friends...

Thank you!

All right.

Welcome to the show,
everybody.
My name is kenan.

[Cheers and applause]

That's right.

And I'm kel!

Kel?

[Cheers and applause]

What are you doing--

Hey, kel,
get down from there!

You're not supposed
to be up there!

You all right?

U-uh--get outta here
with that!

What are you doin'?

Well, I thought
I'd do something
different for the show.

Why?

Well, see,

I was watching this television
show called tarzan...

So you thought you'd
just come on out here
and pretend that you
was tarzan?

Well, yeah, you know,
tarzan swing around
on vines

And all the little
cool animals love his,
you know, company.

I thought it was
kinda cool.

Kel.
Huh?

Tarzanis just
a television show,
man.

This...is real life.

It is?

Yeah. Now let's go
get into some real
trouble.

Come on, boy.

But--but--kenan,

Isn't this television, too?

Kenan!

What kinda trouble?!

Kenan--aw-w-w-wo-o-o-h-h!

Here it goes!

Hey, everybody,
it's : .

You know what
that means.

It's time to announce--the employee
of the day.

Ha ha ha. That's right!

Who will be
employee of the day?

I have placed
the name of the winner

Inside of this
sealed envelope.

Will it be sharla?

Or will it be kenan?

Do we have to do this
every day?

I mean, we know
who's gonna win.

Look at the wall.

See? See?

Sharla, sharla, sharla!

You been giving out
this stupid award
for over a month,

And I haven't won once.

Oh, that's not true, kenan.

See, you won that one time.

No...no, wait a minute.
That was me.

You never won.

Hee hee.

Well, let's just
give it to her and
get this over with.

Let's not jump
to conclusions.

Today's winner
just might be
somebody different.

Oh, please!
Don't tease me.

You might both be in
for a little surprise...

Kenan.

R-really?
Well, open it!

Open it!

All right. Today's
employee of the day is...

[Drum roll]

C-c-congratulations...

Sharla!

Hey, kenan!
It's here, man!

Whoo! Ha ha ha!
The stuff from the zoo!

Oh, yeah!

What stuff
from the zoo?

We signed up for
the adopt-a-critter

Program at the zoo.

Yeah, we sent in
some money, and now
we're the proud parents

Of this
-year-old chimpanzee!
Isn't he cute?

Look at that, man.
Our very own monkey.

Ha ha! Yeah.
I named him charles.

Charles the chimp.
We can visit him
any time that we want.

Matter of fact,
let's go visit him now!
Come on! Come on!
Let's go meet him!

Chris, you mind
if I take off
a little early?

Well, it would be
fine with me, kenan,

But it might affect
your chances of being
tomorrow's employee
of the day.

Oh, no...

See ya!

Yay!

Chimpanzees...
Chimp--here it is!

"Chimpanzee."
Where are they?

Hey!

There they go!

Oh, yeah,
there they are,

In all their little
naked monkey glory.

Man, I haven't
been this excited

Since I kicked
the winning goal
at the soccer game!

Kel, you don't
even play soccer.
That never happened.

Oh, well, I guess
I never been
this excited!

Ha ha ha!
Which one is ours?
Where's charles?

I don't know.

I think
that's him.

Kel, singsong:
charles, come meet
your daddy!

Oh, please, kel,
the chimp don't
know his name.

Uh-huh!
See, he's smart.
Just like his daddy
kel.

Oh, well isn't
that sweet?

Cool. Hey, I'm kel,
and this is kenan.

We're your daddies!

Yeah, how's it
going, charlie? Hey!

Kenan,
give him a hug.

No, I don't know, kel,
I mean, he's probably
behind bars for a reason!

Aw, don't be shy.
He's our monkey.

Oh, all right!
Yeah, I'm fond
of him, too.

Got any cheek
sanitizer?

Aw, isn't
he sweet? Look!

Aw, yes.

Wait. I got you
some gifts.

Here's a hat.

There you go.

Oh, isn't that cute?
Now you guys match.

Ha ha! Yeah!

And here's
a baseball
mitt

And a
fire truck.

Whoa, that oughta
come in handy, huh?

Yeah, and
a teddy bear.

Excuse me.
Please don't touch
the animals

Or give them
baseball mitts.

Oh, it's ok.
He's our monkey.
We adopted him.

So you just came
to say good-bye?

G-good-bye?
Huh?

Yes, uh, charles

Is being moved
somewhere else.

He's only gonna
be here more days.

You're moving him?

B-but he's our
monkey.

Don't worry.
They'll give you
another animal
to adopt.

We don't want
another animal!
We want charles!

I'm very sorry.
I wish there was
something I could do.

But--you can't
take charles!
But--but--

You know there's
something you
can do.

There's
something
you can do.

Aw, charles...charles!

You can't take charles!

It's not fair.

[Emotionally]
charles...

Hey, kel.

I think I have
something that
might cheer you up.

Nothing can
cheer me up.

Really? Not even...

Orange soda?

Whoo!

Hey, who loves
orange soda?

Kel loves
orange soda!

Is it true?!

Mm-hmm.

I do, I do,
I do-ooh! Oh, yeah!

Yeee-eah!

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Mm-mmm, mm-mmm,
mm-mmm! ♪

See? I told you
nothing could
cheer me up.

[Whimpers]

Well, that was
quite unusual.

Hold on.
I got another idea.

Oh, you wanna
speak to kel?

Well, i--i don't know.
He's feeling a little
down, but--hold on.

Hey, kel, man, I got
a real special visitor
here that wants to
speak to you, man.

Oh, is it charles?

No, man. Charles
wouldn't be in my closet.

Uh...oh, wait. I know.

Is it michael jordan?

I-is it brandy?
I-is it oprah?

Is it that guy
that sat behind me
in third grade?

Stop guessing. Please.

All right.
Well, who is it?

It's me, chimpy!

Hi, kel!

Hi, chimpy.

Now, word
in the jungle has it

That you're feeling
a little doooo-oown.

Yeah, well...

Kenan and i--
well, see, we--

Oh, well, that's
kenan right there.

What's up?

Well, kenan and I

Adopted a little
chimp named charles,

But now they're
taking him
away from us.

[Gasps]
well, I'll be
your friend, kel.

Well, you're swell
and all, chimpy,

But...well, you see,
charles, he's a real
monkey!

I mean, you know,
he moves around

And has fun,
and we can play
with him and, well,

You're just, uh...
You're just a dumb
old stupid puppet.

[Gasps]

Aah!
Aah!

Chimpy!

Get that--
get--

Chimpy!

And a container
o' milk...

And a stick
of butter!

Hey, you seem like
a very good worker.

Thank you.

How come you've
never been employee
of the day?

Mind your business!

Ok, that'll be
$ . , Please.

Ah...here's ,

And I know I've got
cents in here
somewhere!

Oh, that's ok.
I'll spot ya
the cents.

No, no.
I know I've got it.

So the rhinoceros says,

Not soap...soup!

Soup!
That's a good one!

Ha ha ha...

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Please, ma'am,

Let me give you
the cents,
please!

No, no!
I knowi've got
cents in here.

Kenan!

Kenan, I gotta
tell you something.

I'm--i'm--i'm kinda
busy right now, man.

But, kenan, this
is really important!

Well, tell me later.kenan!

I'm helping a customer.
Tell me later.kenan!

Both: tell him later.

Let's see...

...cents...

...cents...

Cents!

Nope.

That's a nickel.

Aw! I can make
change with a nick--
oh!

[Coughs]

Oh, oh!
Look at that!

Cents right there!

Told ya
I had pennies.

You sure did.

Well, thanks a lot,

And please...
Don't come back
very soon!

Uh, kenan, could you
please get me
the stepladder
from the back?

Well, are you sure
I can handle it?

I mean, I'm not
employee of the day
or anything.

Just get me
the stepladder.

But, hey...
There's always tomorrow.

[Talking under breath]

[Mumbling]

What's up?

[Mumbling
under breath]

Monkey!
There's a monkey
in here!

But that's what
I was trying
to tell you!

It's charles.
I took him.

You took the monkey?well, yeah.

They were going to
take him away from us!

You took
the monkey.
He's our monkey.
We adopted him.

Kel, the adoption program

Is just a way for the zoo
to raise money--

Charles,
you know better
than to throw food
at daddy number .

Bad monkey.

Kel, you gotta get
the monkey outta
here, man.

A grocery store
is no place for
a primate.

Primate...

How did the monkey
know how to--

Chris: kenan,
what are you doing
back there?

[Squeals] eh!
I'll be right there!

Kel, you gotta
get this monkey
outta here, man.

We can't let nobody
see him.

Wh-what--
uh--uh--

Charles, wait--wa--

Aw!
Aw!

Oh...

Man!

Hey, everybody!

Look at everybody
in the front of
the store!

Sure must be nice
to be in the front
of the store!

Boy, I tell ya,
front of the store.

Kenan,
is something wrong?

Wrong? Naw, girl!

Ain't nothin' wrong.
Why would you say that?

No, ain't no wrong.

Is that banana
on your forehead?

Oh! Oh, yeah,
it is banana
on my forehead.

You know,
I was actually
eating a banana,

And I accidentally
got some on my
forehead.

Clumsy me.
Ha ha ha ha--
mind your business.

[Crashing sound]

Oh, oh, oh!

I'm sorry!

Oops! That was me.

S-sorry. C-clumsy me.

Yeah, but what was
the loud noise

Before you started
intentionally
knocking stuff over?

Did i?

[Crashing]

Do you guys know
who won the white
sox game today?

That sounds like
it came from the back!

Ooh!

Oh, chris!

Kenan, what
are you doing?!

Oh, well,
you're such
a great boss...

When was
the last time
I gave you a big
old squeeze?

Wait! Put me down!

No!
Kenan, let go!

All right.

Charles! Charles!

[Yelling and commotion]

Kel, we gotta get
this monkey back
to the zoo!

Why?

Tv:...past the jets, - .

...that connects -

When the oilers needed overtime
to b*at the rangers - .

[Shouts]
your daddy's asleep
on the couch!

Kel--shh--

Come on, man.
Let's get charles
upstairs.

Tv: our top story tonight...
A chimpanzee has disappeared
from the local zoo--

Look, kenan,
it's charles!

Shh!
Kenan!

Look at that!

Hey, hey, boys!

Dinner ready?

Dinner?
Nope, not yet,
daddy.

Well,
see you later.

Wait a minute, son.
We haven't talked
in a while.

Now, how are things?

Things? W-well,
things are great!

Nothing better
than things!
Ha ha ha.

Well, that's good.
So how's school?

Well, pfft,
you know,

It's like--

Kel?
Huh?

What are you
doing?

Uh...i'm putting
my hand on your head.

Why?

Um...uh...

Kenan knows.

Uh-eh-y-yeah!

The reason kel
is fiddling around
on the head area

Is because...
He wants to feel

What all that
baldness feels like?

Yeah!

Feels empty!

Uh--smooth!

Kel.
Huh?

Stop touching
my head.

Sorry.

Whoo, well, you know,
it's been nice
talking to you, daddy.

Aah--aah!
We gotta do this
more often--

Oh! Daddy,
that was a fly
on your head!

All over here.

Kenan, what are you
talking about?

There was no fly
on that man's head.

There it is
on your head, kel.

Come on, man,
let's go.

Bye, dad.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys!

What are you doing
with that stroller?

Oh, you know,
sometimes we like
to pretend that...

We have a baby.

Man, we gotta call
the zoo and tell 'em
that we have their
monkey.

Do we have to?

Yeah! I mean,
if we tell 'em now,

Then maybe
we won't get
in so much trouble
for chimp napping.

Would you stop it,
please?

[Ah-ah-ah-ah!]

Will you stop it?

Hello, zoo?

Yeah, this is, uh...

Ke-ke-kevin.

Yeah, we have
your monkey.

No, no, no,

I mean it must have
followed us home
or something.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, we're at
the rockmore residence.

Uh-huh. Yeah,
holland street.

Right. Right.
Ok, bye.

Kenan!
Where's charles?

That's good, man.
The zoo people say
they'll come over--

What'd you just say?

Where's charles?
I don't see him
anywhere!

[Screeches] ah!

Charles!

Ah!

The window! Oh, man!

He must have gone
out the window.

Oh! Chaaarles!

Kel!

[Running
footsteps
approach]

Man, it's dark
out there.

We gonna need
a flash light.

Mmm!

Yes!

[Humming]

♪ Look at you, ba-bay ♪

[Humming]

All right...

Ok, now, we wanna
find that monkey,
we gotta stay alert.

That means
keep your eyes open.

Oh...yeah!

Charles!
Charles!

Charles.
Charles!

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

Where'd you come from?

We were at
the movies.

Yeah.
And who's charles?

Oh, um, um, well, um,
ch-charles is...

Ah!

O-our pet rock!

Yeah, I found him.

Everything's ok!

If you say so.

Have fun playing
with your rock.

We'll
see you inside.
Come on, kyra.

Hey, kenan!

The rock has
the same name
as our monkey!

Charles!

Ladies!
How was the movie?

Well, it was
funny and whimsical,

Yet at times poignant.

Mom: huh?

I liked it.

Come on,
let's go upstairs
and watch tv.

Ok.

Listen, honey,

Did you know
our son has
a rock named
charles?

Did youknow that he
likes to pretend
he has a baby?

That's weird.

Man!

I can't believe
we lost a whole monkey.

Well, at least
we found a rock.

Isn't that right,
charles?

Oh...

Ooh, you're
a pretty rock!

[Baby talk]
oh da boo boo!
Oh da boo boo!

Will you cut that out,
man?!

Where do you think
charles the monkey went?

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It sounded like
it was coming from
the couch!

It didn't come
from the couch, man!
It came from the kitchen!

Look at this mess!

What happened?

The monkey!
The monkey happened!

Well,
where is he?

He's gotta be
around here somewhere.

All right.

Kel.

Do you really think
that monkey's gonna be
in the blender?

No, he's not!
I already checked.

What's all this
noise?

Kyra: whoa!

What happened
in here?!

Uh--uh--oh--uh--

Well, kel and I
were having a little
fun with the dishes.

No, no, no, see?
It's fun, see?

Whoo! It is fun!

What do you think
you're doing?!

[Doorbell rings]

The doorbell!
Well, we'll get that.
Come on, kel.

Wait a minute.

Will you come on?

Oh, hello again.

[Squeals] eh!

What are you doing?

Man, wrong number--
uh, nobody's there--

Weren't we getting
in trouble in the kitchen?
What do you say we
go back in there?

Oh, kenan!

Can I help you?

Yes, I'm here
to pick up
the chimpanzee.

Chimpanzee?

Both: chimpanzee?

Chimpanzee?
What you talking
about?

I'm talking about
the chimpanzee
you called and
told me you had here.

We don't have
no chimpanzee here!

Yeah, no chimpanzee here!

Oh!

Thischimpanzee.

Ha ha.