04x04 - Alisa Reyes & Tricia Dickson/Wyclef Jean

[bunniefuu]

Gotta find my script. Where did I put it?

Whoa, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing in here?

Uh--i'm looking for my script.

Who are you?

I'm the new security guard. Badge, please.

Badge? Huh?

Let me see your badge.

Badge? I don't have a badge.

Do I need a badge?

Then you don't belong in here.

Hands behind your back!

Ah!

You're so rough.

Sir, I don't think you understand.

I'm one of the cast members of the show.

Haven't you ever seen "earboy", "detective dan"?

You know what? I've never seen you.

So you're going in the can!

Guys, what's going on here?

Please let us out!

Oh, this just stinks!

You'd better let us out of here!

Please, we're not animals.

We're television actors.

Eh! Who would wanna watch you guys on tv?

I'll see ya when I see ya.

Please come back.

Let us out! We do comedy!

Now, what do we do?

We're gonna have to cancel the show.

Please, let us out!

All right, all right. Let's just stay calm.

Yeah, she's right.

We gotta figure out a way to get out of here.

Hey, you guys. Look over there.

It's a saw.

A saw!a saw!

All right, all right.

All right.

All we gotta do is get the saw

And then use it to try to cut through the bars.

Oh, good idea.

O.k., I'll get it.

Yes, get it lori beth.

Shh.

You've got the juice. You've got the juice.

Get it, get it, get it.

Yes! Yes!

Here we go.

I retrieved the saw!

Oh!

Give me that.

Move out of the way, junior.

Come on, kenan, strong.

Stronger!

Sorry, you guys.

I just don't have the stamina I used to.

These bars are just too strong.

What do you mean?

Oh, this is awful!

We'll never get out of here!

We might be stuck in here for the rest of our lives!

And we won't get paid!

Wait, guys. Look over there!

The keys.

Kenan: it is the keys.

Why, I bet we could use these keys to open that door.

Oh, good idea.

That's a good idea. Get 'em, lori beth.

I'll be right back.

O.k., You go get 'em.

[Chanting] denberg, denberg, denberg!

Beth, beth, beth!

You're a true denberg.

Let your friends go, lori beth.

Come on! You almost got it!

Go, go, go, go!

You got it.

I retrieved the keys!

You are dangerous.

Would you give 'em here, please.

Come on, free us!

Let us out!

Yes, yes!

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes!

All right.

Let's go take a hot milk bath

And do the show, huh?!

Yeah!

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪

♪ She's a dude

♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪

Hey!

Oh, pull!

Oh, pull

Oh, pull!

Uh--sorry, dude.

[Phone rings]

I'll get it.

O.k.

Good burger.

Uh--o.k.

All right.

I understand, sir. O.k.

Hey, you guys.

Mr. Bailey said he's gonna be

Really late for work today.

What's wrong with mr. Bailey?

He's getting his hair done.

Nooooo!

No, no, no! Why are you screaming?

Mr. Bailey's just having his hair done.

Oh.

But I like his hair the way it is.

Come on. Let's just all get back to work.

If mr. Bailey's not here,

Who's gonna manage good burger?

Hmm, I don't know.

I guess whoever's worked here the longest.

What? Do I have a pimple?

No, ed. You've worked here the longest.

Oh.

Congratulations, ed.

Until mr. Bailey gets back,

You are the new good burger manager.

Whoa!

Well, I've never managered before.

What do I do?

Hey, guys, wait a minute.

Hey, hey!

Hey!

How about some food?

Oh, no thanks, dude. I'm not hungry.

No. I want some food.

Oh, well...

There you go.

Oh! What's the big idea?

Well, I always had this big idea

To put pepperoni pizza in my underwear.

Why?

Well, I thought it just might feel interesting.

Whoa! I'm outta here.

Well--come again!

No!

Hello.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Yeah, I'll have one good burger with extra pickles.

O.k. One good burger with extra pickles.

That'll be bucks.

Bucks. Wait, where do you get bucks?

From your wallet.

Look...

Order up!

Here you go.

Here's your good burger.

And here's your extra pickles.

What are you doing?

Well--giving you extra pickles.

Not that many.

Who wants a thousand pickles on their good burger?

Uh--you?

No, I don't.

I've had it with you.

I wanna talk to the manager.

O.k.

Well?

Well, start talking.

No! I wanna see the manager!

O.k.

O.k.

Well, where is the manager?

I'm the manager.

I don't believe you.

Hey, marty!

Who's the manager?

You are, ed.

Told ya.

All right. If you're the manager,

I want to complain to you about--you.

Well, well, what did I do?

Well, you poured a ton of pickles all over my good burger.

Uh--when?

Today! Just now.

And when did this happen?

I just told you!

It happened just now!

Look!

Well, do you have any witnesses?

Yes!

You!

Who?

I don't like you at all!

Look, I'm gonna have to let you go.

This just isn't working out.

What?

You're fired.

Fired. You can't fire me.

Oh, yes, I can. I'm the manager.

But I don't even work here.

I know. I just fired you.

Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

You're crazy! Crazy! You know that?

Well, at least I have a job.

I'll let my father deal with you.

Hey, o.k., Fine.

Hmmph!

Hey.

Hello, good burger people.

I'm back.

Look at you! Look at you!

I had my hair done.

It's really cool.

All right, enough looking. Back to work.

Who fired my daughter?

Huh?

The manager! Where's the manager?

He's over there.

You're the manager?

Oh, yes, I am. How can I help--

Thanks! Come again!

And now, lori beth denberg

With more vital information for your everyday life.

If you have a stomach ache, see a doctor, not a lion,

Because the lion'll probably just bite your head off!

If the shoe fits, wear it.

If it doesn't fit, then shove it your pants!

You might embarrass your grandmother

If you paint her orange, take her to the mall,

And then shout,

"Hey, people! Check out my big orange granny!"

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Hey, kids!

It's time to have a nice day

With leroy & fuzz!

[Loud audience cheering]

Hey, my name's leroy.

And my name is fuzz!

Ha ha ha ha!

How are you doing, leroy?

Anyway, today we're here

To talk about something that irritates me.

I'm talking about vegetables.

Well--well, leroy,

Did I just hear you say you don't like vegetables?

You wanna make something of it?

Oh. Well, gee, no. Sorry.

I know.

Like I was saying

Before I was so rudely interrupted

By the big mouth puppet...

Vegetables are nasty.

Well, no. But leroy, vegetables are good for you.

They're full of vitamins and happiness!

Ha ha ha ha!

And they taste great, too!

Look, you furry freak,

Vegetables are disgusting.

First of all, they grow out of the dirt,

And they taste like crud.

Leroy,

You should never say crud.

Crud.

Come on, leroy!

Vegetables make you big and strong!

I'm pretty strong now.

I'll show you. Let's arm wrestle.

Oh, boy!

See!

Well, yeah, you are big and strong, but...

Imagine how much stronger you'd be

If you ate your vegetables.

Look, fuzz, since you love vegetables so much,

I got someone I'd like you to meet.

Oh, boy!

Ha ha ha ha!

Mr. Cucumber, meet fuzz.

Fuzz, meet mr. Cucumber.

Oh! Very nice to meet you.

[Coughing]

So fuzz,

Why don't you see if there's any vegetables

On the moon?

Oh! Nice rocket.

I know. Isn't it great?

Whoa, look at that.

I just got it yesterday.

Aahhhhh!

See ya when I see ya.

Now, like I was saying,

I hate eating vegetables.

My name is leroy.

Have a nice day.

Whoo, yeah! ♪ This is all that ♪♪

Whoo, yeah! Look at that foxy mama on the tube!

She got it going on like a pot of neck bones, yes!

Yes! Oh, she lights my fuse, baby.

Boy, I'll light your butt if you don't watch your mouth, fool.

Gentlemen, it's showtime.

I got a full house out there

Ready to hear cj and the cloudy knights.

Hey, looking good, cj.

Where's antoine?

Antoine hasn't made the scene yet.

You dig it?

I dig nothing.

Hoo hoo! What it is, y'all!

Antoine is ready to boogie on down.

It's the stacks, man. That's all.

You're late.

Uh-uh. Check it out.

Look at mr. Manager man coming all down on antoine.

You irritate me.

Listen,

I've invited the head of big afro records.

The president's coming to see you guys perform.

Oh, wow.

Big afro records.

That's heavy, baby, comin' to see us.

Come on, y'all. Give me some skin.

Yes, baby.

I'll give you some skin.

Skin! Skin!

More skin! More skin!

Put your booty in it.

Oh!

Skin!

Skin, baby, skin.

All right, all right. Quit that.

You've given each other enough skin.

Don't push antoine.

Cj and the cloudy knights?

You're on in minutes.

And that's no jaw.

Did you hear that?

Please, adjust your fros and get ready.

Oh, whoa, man. I can't go out there like this.

My fro just ain't working with me.

I can't get it to groove, baby.

What you need, baby,

Is some of my boogie down,

Get down when you want to

Curl activator juice, baby.

Oh, thanks, disco. You're the man.

Oh, yes. Check it out, baby.

[Meeeeooow!]

[Meeeeooow!]

Oh, man. What is this?

Whoa.

Julius, that's the problem.

You got a pussycat in your fro.

Hey, man, this is one bad cat.

Hey.

All right, hand me the p*ssy cat.

There you go.

Now, please, just get out on that stage.

Disco, why the group called cj and the cloudy knights

And not disco and the cloudy knights?

'Cause it is, woman!

Come on, now, don't make waves.

Just enjoy the funkadelic groove

And enjoy the ride, baby.

Come on, be hypnotized by my love.

Say what?

O.k. Yoko is way too fine

To be with just some back-up singer.

O.k., So you'd better just do something,

'Cause it's gonna be splitsville for yoko. Splitsville for yoko.

No, no, baby, don't be splitsville on me.

Don't be splitsville on me.

You know I love you.

I'll fix it up.

Uh, brothers,

Brothers!

What it is?

I was hollering at my baby, yoko...

You know? And um...

We were just saying, you know that...

You know how the group is called you know,

Cj and the cloudy knights?

Well, I was kinda thinking about, you know,

We change it to disco and the cloudy knights.

You out of line now, jive turkey.

And yoko is loco.

That's right.

If we change the name of the group,

We should call it antoine and the cloudy knights.

'Cause I got the hippest moves.

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Hold it, fat cats.

I just done did pulled a p*ssy cat out my fro.

That's why the group shall be called

Julius and the cloudy knights.

Have y'all caught the midnight train to georgia?

Now, I'm the cutest,

And I got the biggest afro,

So we will continue to be called

Cj and the cloudy knights.

Uh--guys,

Can we rap about this after we blow the gig?

Antoine ain't boogying.

Yeah. And if disco over here don't get no respect,

Then he ain't gonna be boogying neither.

Come on, baby! I wanna boogie.

Please, let me boogie.

Watch your mouth, watch your mouth.

I will! I will!

Hey, they're waiting out there.

Why bring me down?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Please dig the groovy stylings of

Cj and the cloudy knights.

You've been introduced!

Please, I beg you guys!

Please get out there and boogie

Like you've never boogied before.

Antoine will not boogie.

Antoine will not boogie.

[Music playing]

Oh, antoine just can't help himself.

Hold it, man.

I got the boogie fever, and it's going around.

I think it's contagious or something.

♪ Let's get funk funk funk funkadelic ♪

Whoo!

Booty power!

Oh, yeah, booty power.

Do that dance, boy. Do it!

I'm a happy manager.

Let's go, baby.

Ooh!

♪ Boogie funk

♪ Wake on up this funky town and party ♪

♪ Boogie funk

♪ Eat some funk and call your funky party ♪

♪ Groove to the boogie get down ♪

♪ 'Cause boogie funk is what groove is all about ♪

♪ Boogie funk

♪ Got to ride, ride that funky volvo ♪

♪ Boogie funk

♪ Got to ride, ride that funky volvo ♪

♪ Boogie funk

Hey!

♪ Boogie funk

Slide!

♪ Boogie funk

♪ Oh, boogie funk

Let's hear it for cj and the cloudy knights!

Yeah, yeah!

♪ Oh, funk! ♪

Clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah! Kick it!