04x12 - Backstreet Boys

[bunniefuu]

My mother says your mother's pants are blue and green,

And that she ate a monkey spleen,

And that's why she's so sick of me,

And that's why she says, "magazines."

Nobody. No, nobody. No, nobody...

[Screaming]

Help! Help!

Help! Somebody come help christy!

Wh-what?

I need some help!

I'm right here.

Help! Anyone at all!

What? What? What's wrong?

What is it?

Christy ran out of...juice.

Out of juice-- out of juice--

Stay here. Stay here.

I can provide help.

[Car horn blowing]

[Crash]

Kevin: hey, slow down. Only miles per hour.

Miles per--ow!

[Thud]

[Tires screeching]

[Car doors opening]

Ok.

Now, you open the hood.

I'll get the jumper cables.

Ok. You hook them to the car,

And I'll hook them to christy's ears.

Ok.

Are we set, king?

Yeah. Start her up.

[Car door shuts]

[Car engine starts]

Give it more gas!

Ok!

[Engine revving]

Hey, thanks for the jump.

Any time.

So, you want to go start the show?

Seems like the right thing to do.

Yeah, it does.

All righty.

[Applause]

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Captain's log-- star date ..

We are in deep space,

And we are very, very hungry!

Hey! When is lunch going to be ready?

I'm doing the best I can, captain.

Quit screaming at me.

These hamburgers will only cook so fast.

Captain!

What is it, officer kanker?

♪ Captain, look up at the screen ♪

♪ There's an alien ship ♪

♪ And it looks mean ♪

Oh!oh! Oh!

Lieutenant fondue, open the lines to that alien ship.

Hailing frequency open, captain.

Hey, you aliens!

This is captain tantrum of the u.s.s. Space ship.

Whatcha doing?

I am crouton.

All: crouton?

♪ Woe is me

♪ Woe is you

♪ What is crouton gonna do? ♪

Captain, who is this crouton dude?

He's the most dangerous alien in the galaxy!

He has great telepathic powers!

Singo, get us out of here! Light speed!

♪ Yes, indeed, hit light speed ♪

♪ Oh, no!

Why aren't we moving?

Captain!

There's a force beam coming from the crouton ship.

It stopped our engines cold.

Ah!

Nobody stops my engines cold.

Excuse me, singo. Thanks a lot.

You're in for it, mr. Salad topping.

I'm from detroit.

[Engine straining]

[Engine straining]

[Engine straining]

A piece of crap!

Well, if we can't run away like sissies,

We'll have to fight.

Officer ulcer, lock lasers onto crouton ship

And prepare to fire.

Aye, captain.

No!

Crouton: you will not harm me!

Man: ow!

Whoa! Ah!

Ah! Captain! Captain!

It's my arms.

They won't operate the controls.

Captain! Help me! I feel all spastic!

We cannot lose muscle control.

Crouton, stop this immediately!

As you wish.

Oh! Oh! Ahh!

Now, surrender your ship.

Never!

Then I will make you do more unpleasant things.

Oh? Like what?

I will make you bother each other

With your laser weapons.

sh**t you!

Oh! I can't...

Oh! Oh!

No! There you go!

Ha ha ha!

Crouton: now, I'll make you all shout at each other

In...japanese.

[Shouting in japanese]

Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!

Ha ha ha!

He can make us do anything he wants!

Captain, what is we gonna do?

[Weeping] there's no way we can stop him, captain.

♪ Things aren't good ♪

♪ Things aren't bad ♪

♪ Singo feeling very sad ♪

Aaaah! Stop it!

Did you see that?

Singo, sing something else!

♪ Ok, captain, have no fear ♪

♪ Just tell me what you want to hear ♪

Yes! Stop the singing. It's k*lling me!

Wait a minute!

Whenever singo sings, it harms crouton!

No, singo!

You cannot beam yourself over to crouton's ship.

You could be harmed.

♪ It shall be done

He's right!

Officer ulcer, energize!

Aye, captain.

Good luck, singo!

Captain, look!

♪ Oh, yeah!

♪ Howdydo, crouton? Howdydo? ♪

♪ Singo's gonna sing for you ♪

♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪

Noooo!

Hey, hey, crouton!

♪ Check this out ♪

♪ You'll never find ♪

♪ Another love like mine ♪

♪ Someone who loves you ♪

Yeah!

♪ The way I do

Yeah!

No! I can't take it anymore!

I'd rather destroy myself.

Oh! Oh, no!

[expl*si*n]

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Captain, look! The crouton ship-- it's been destroyed!

Yeah. So is singo.

[Crying]

Singo won't be here anymore.

Singo!

Oh!oh! Ah!ah!

[expl*si*n]

Singo!

Where are you? Come on.

[Screams]

Singo!singo!

Come on, singo!

♪ Whoop-de-do

♪ Oh, whoop-de-do

♪ Whoop-de-do

♪ Singo's fine, and so are you ♪

Yay!

Let's get out of here!

Yeah!

Oh, wow!

[Laughing]

Oh!

Captain? Captain?

Yes?

Where to?

Hmm. How about wisconsin?

♪ Whoop-de-do

Wisconsin?

♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪

Announcer: and now,

Lori beth denberg

With more "vital information"

For your everyday life.

[Applause]

It's fun to take a hot bubble bath.

It's no fun to dance with hot bubble mcgee.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty dumpty had a great fall,

And I laughed my butt off. Ha ha!

When in rome, do as the romans do.

When a truck backs over your foot, go...

[Screams]

Announcer: this has been lori beth denberg

With "vital information."

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪



Lucy, I'm home!

Ricky!

Lucy, you bought the new hat.

Yes. Doesn't it look smart?

[Speaking spanish]

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times.

No more new hats.

But, ricky, I saw it in the window at gimbels,

And I just had to have it.

Lucy, we simply cannot afford it.

Now, you just have to take it back.

But, ricky!

Take it back!

No! I won't do it.

Fine. I'll take it back.

[Crying]

[Knocking on door]

Lucy, look. It's fred and ethel mertz,

Our wacky next-door neighbors.

[Crying]

Oh, for corn sakes, what's the matter with lucy now?

She's all mad because I won't let her have this new hat.

Ethel, I bet fred would let you buy a new hat.

Are you kidding?

It's been years since fred let me buy new underwear.

Well, I guess if I can't have a new hat,

Then I'll have to put this trophy on my head.

Oh, honestly!

Lucy, take the trophy off your head.

Oh, all right.

It's stuck!

Oh, no!

Hang on, honey. We'll help you.

I'll grab her. You two pull.

Ricky!

...

...

...

Oh!

[Crying]

Oh, come on, honey.

Let's go down to my apartment and bake something.

Women!

Ay ay ay ay ay!

Yeah. Women.

Can't live with them,

Can't stand them.

[Laughing]

[Telephone ringing]

Hello?

Why, that's wonderful!

Fred, I have wonderful news.

Ethel fell down the stairs?

[Laughing]

No, that was my agent.

There's a big hollywood movie producer.

He wants me to be in his new picture. He's on his way right now.

A big hollywood movie producer coming here to see you?

Holy toledo!

He'll be here any minute.

I better go get ready.

I'll help you with your pants.

Ricky: wonderful!

[Doorbell ringing]

Ricky, it's me.

The big hollywood movie producer.

Ricky: I'll be right out. Have a seat.

Ok.

[Whispering] ethel! Look!

There's a strange man on your couch.

It must be a burglar.

Put a bucket on his head!

All right.

Spin him!

I'll get my saxophone.

♪♪ ♪

Grab him!

Good job, girl!

Come on.

Oh! Oh!

I'll get my frying pan.

I'll get the turkey.

Give it to him, lucy!

[Car horn blowing, tires screeching]

[Crash]

Nice punch.

Thanks, girl. Let's go tell the boys.

Where's the hollywood movie producer?

Hollywood movie producer?

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Eww!

♪ This is all that ♪

Announcer: and now, all that presents

A semieducational moment:

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Playing toy keyboard]

[Speaking french poorly]

[Laughing]

[Speaking french poorly]

Buttering the squirrel, buttering...

[Speaking french poorly]

[Laughing]

Announcer: hey, kids!

It's time to have a nice day with leroy & fuzz!

Hi. My name's leroy.

And my name is fuzz.

[Laughing]

We know.

Now, today, we're going to talk

About something that irritates me--

Taking a bath.

Taking a bath?

Why, I love to take baths!

Bathing is fun!

[Laughing]

Look, maybe it's fun

For nappy blue puppets,

But I got better things to do.

Besides, what's the point in taking a bath?

I mean, you're just going to get dirty again anyway.

Yeah, but leroy,

Bathtime is a special time.

There's all kinds of groovy things

You can do in the bathtub.

Yeah? Like what?

Well, you can splash about.

You can play with your rubber ducky,

And you can play with the tugboat.

Uh, yeah, but...

Can you play slingshot?

Gosh!

Uh, I don't know.

How do you play slingshot?

Like this.

You want to play some more?

No, no, no, please. Please, no.

Now, like I was saying,

Why are parents always telling kids

"Go take a bath" every single night?

Hey, leroy,

One time I wrote a song in the bathtub.

You want to hear it?

I'd rather slam my head in a car door.

No, no, no, no. It's fun. It's fun.

It's a fun song. Here, listen.

♪ Me me me me me

♪ Oh, I like to scrub in the tub ♪

♪ 'Cause I can play in the bubbles ♪

♪ And wash away my troubles ♪

♪ Oh, bathtime sure is fun ♪

Guess what, fuzz?

I wrote a little song, too.

Really? Well, how does it go?

Like this.

♪ You sing that song one more time ♪

♪ I'm going to hit you in the head with a brick ♪

Oh!

Oh, ok.

I won't sing it again.

But you know, you shouldn't say

That bathtime is bad, leroy,

Because I love taking a bath!

[Laughing]

Tell you what, fuzz.

Since you love taking a bath so much,

Why don't you...

Take one now?

But this doesn't look like a bathtub.

It's a special puppet bathtub.

Come here. I just got it yesterday.

Isn't it great?

[Screaming]

[Sputtering]

[Toilet flushing]

[Screaming]

Now, like I was saying,

I don't like taking baths.

My name is leroy.

Have a nice day.

Announcer: all that proudly presents, life with peter & flem.

Every day after school, peter walks his dog fido.

Flem walks his grandmother.

Peter always brushes his teeth before going to bed.

Flem brushes his hobo.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!