01x03 - Otto 3000/Night Prowler

[bunniefuu]

[Rock intro playing]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position

♪ Rocket power...

[Static]

[Scratching]

[Music continues]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition

♪ Prepare to countdown, rocket power! ♪

Twister: cool, I'm done.

This is going to be

The most awesome video ever.

All right, you guys, quiet.

This masterpiece

Is called...

[Hushed]: otto, you're on!

It was, like, the most totally important day for me.

My first heat

For the big race was that morning.

I was so stoked.

Twister: smile, squid.

Check out the graphics courtesy of the big screen.

There goes otto rocket

Blasting down mt. Baldy.

Will he qualify, my friends

Or will he eat snow?

All right, rocket boy!

Go, rocket boy!

Yeah, that's the way to go!

Ha!

Twister: yes! A fakie supremo!

Rocket is a cinch to qualify!

Any words for the camera, my excellent friend?

Watch out!

Twister: total carnage.

It's all m*nled.

Man was not meant to ride on snow.

[Otto grunts]

That's it. Game over, man.

I can't compete with this.

[Creaks]

Pull yourself together, otto.

They got a shop right here

That can fix her up in a jiff.

Man: uh, let's see

A rebinding, a sharpening, reco, general upkeep

Brought to code...

The whole caboodle will cost you bucks.

What?

Thanks, but I've got a better idea.

Why do I think this is going to be bogus?

A little bit of elbow grease, a glop of instant epoxy

Some pressure...

Voila!

Thanks, dad.

It looks really... Great.

Twister: otto rocket looks desperate.

I couldn't tell him the truth.

My board was totally massacred.

[Yells]

Dad's not exactly mr. Fix-it.

[Otto grunting]

This is so lame.

Look, otto, pop did his best.

Man: is that otto rocket...

Snowboarder extraordinaire?

Hi, d*ck shakley, sno-mart.

I caught your run.

Very impressive until this joker got in your way.

Thanks.

Who are you again?

Sno-mart team manager.

I'll cut to the chase.

We're always looking to sponsor kids in these events.

We supply you with the best equipment:

New gear, outfits, the whole shmear.

"Shmear"?

What's the catch?

All the equipment says "sno-mart" on it.

A little plug tastefully done.

Sorry, mister, but otto rides

For rocket boards, not sno-mart.

"Rocket boards"? That's cute.

Anyhoo, I'd love to show you some of the great gear

We got waiting for you

Just in case you change your mind someday.

Um, reggie, maybe I'll go for a quick look.

Just for fun.

"For fun"... Right.

"Shmear"?

When that sno-mart guy started talking

About all that free stuff

I could tell otto was getting sucked in

Right from the beginning

I knew it was going to end in disaster.

Otto: sno-mart world headquarters.

We call her the phantom .

World's most advanced snow conveyance available today.

Sno-mart is snow-smart.

Twister: hello, handsome.

That's titanium paint.

Top of the line.

Let me get this straight.

I let you sponsor me and I get my own phantom ?

Otto, if you let us sponsor you

You'll get something even better.

Where is he?

Twister: chill, you guys, he's coming.

Is there some big mystery here?

Otto: hey, losers!

Twister: otto rocket is back!

What is that?

This is the official otto snowboard

Named after one of the sport's rising young stars... Me.

All this stuff is yours to keep?

You got it.

He said I'll be on trading cards, too.

Can you say "mall openings"?

Can you say "sellout"?

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

Dad owns rocket boards.

Now you're going to turn yourself

Into a walking billboard for sno-mart.

No, I'm not.

I'm a state-of-the-art

Top-of-the-line riding billboard for sno-mart.

Besides, every great athlete has a sponsor.

It's just business.

You ride for rocket boards!

Did you even ask dad for his permission?

I needed a board.

Dad will understand.

What?! I can't believe you would do this to me!

Ooh, nice board.

The otto is aerodynamically superior

To any other boards currently on...

It's all beside the point.

You're covered from head to toe

In sno-mart logos.

'Cause sno-mart is snow-smart, dad.

Otto, you've always ridden for rocket boards.

I know, but this could be my big sh*t.

What can I do?

You go compete.

I'll be right there cheering you on.

Thanks, dad.

Traitor.

Reggie was upset, but not upset as me.

Still, I knew this was a lesson

That otto would have to learn for himself.

Otto, you are a total sleaze.

Hey, dad's all for this.

You heard him.

Get real.

Anybody with half a brain knows he was just being nice.

Sam: "half a brain"?

Don't look at me.

Enough said.

Otto, stop and think about this.

Some creep offers you some free stuff

And you totally turn on dad.

What else could I do, reggie?

I needed a board so I could compete.

Now, if you don't mind, I got to train.

Yeah, I mind!

Twister: the sister is angry, ready to pounce.

Twister, if you're curious how your camera would taste...

I wanted to squash that little... Brother

So I put out a special edition of thezine

Right there on the mountain.

Not the best artwork, but effective.

Who needs this rag.

I got swag.

This is so cool!

And there's more where that came from.

Want some, reg?

No. Thanks.

You can keep all that crud.

Look, guys-- she's jealous.

I'm not jealous.

I'm disgusted.

You know, I'm not sure I need this stuff.

How about showing a little family support?

I'll give you "support."

I've seen reggie mad before

But she was totally wigging.

She and sam weren't even going to watch me compete.

Twister: what are you doing on the bunny hill?

Sno-mart guys want to check me out on the run.

Thought you'd like a personalized team jacket

For good luck.

More clothes?!

I can hardly move now.

Put it on.

You know, it's kind of...

You look great!

Now let's see your stuff!

No problemo.

[Grunting]

Whoa!

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

Ow.

You okay, otto?

Sno-mart kids donotwipe out!

You think we gave you all this stuff just forfun?

No, sir!

You take a spill at the competition

And we'll drop you like a hot potato!

Sometimes it happens.

Well, it better not happen to you.

"Sno-mart is snow smart"

And if you're smart you'll put this gear back on

And win the competition.

Twister: you can't do your moves with all that gear on.

Event announcer: welcome, one and all

To the th annual sno-mart snowboard spectacular!

Twister: the crowd is tense.

The big competition is about to begin.

Hey, I thought you guys weren't going to show.

I'm here to see the competition.

The fact that my former brother's in it

Is just something I'll have to ignore.

Go, otto's... Competition.

Yeah, go otto's competition!

Announcer: first up, hailing from ocean shores--

Otto rocket!

Riding for rocket boards!

"Rocket boards"?

What gives?!

Whoa-ho, yeah!

All right!

[Countdown beeps]

[Starter beep]

Twister: oh! Otto's caught an edge!

But he recovers!

Kids: yeah! All right!

[All cheering]

Nice wipeout, otto!

Give me that board!

Twister: harsh!

So long, phantom .

I guess... I kind of messed up on that one.

You kidding?

Best run I've seen in a long time.

Cool wipeout!

At least you weren't a total loser.

Let's go back to the cabin.

I made a pu-pu platter for everyone.

So I lost the competition and the sponsorship

And all that cool stuff

But at least I know I did the right thing.

And if I could do it all over

I'd make the same choice.

Twister: yeah. Right.

Cut!oh, and something else...

I'd win.

Cut!

Really. No sweat.

I'm not kidding.

I'd definitely. No problem.

[Bell clangs]

[Screeching]

We're at the point.

I'm open.

Otto, over here.

I got it.

I got it.

Oh... Idon'tgot it.

[Grunts]

Sammy! No!

Huh?

What?

Game.

You know, rocket

Ilovewhupping munchkins like you.

No fair.

I-i was... Adjusting my face mask.

You were

Picking your nose.

Otto: yeah?

Well, you guys play like girls.

Excuseme?

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

Look at all the munchkins fighting with each other.

Too bad we can't find a real team to play against.

You just got lucky, lars.

Yeah.

We've creamed you before

And we'll cream you again.

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge, rocket dork.

Boy: why don't you

Put your money where your mouth is?

[Mumbling]: place and time.

Right here.

Lars: well, kiddies...

How about midnight?

You're on.

Otto! What are you doing?

Rematch, tonight at midnight

Unless you little kiddies have to be

In your jammie-jams by then.

You should talk, mr. Schmoopy-woopy bear p.j.

Whoa!

That... That I wear.

Thatiwear!

You have schmoopy-woopy bear p.j.s, too?

We'll be here.

Count on it.

[Laughs]

Leave your blankies at home.

Oh, way to go, lame-o.

Do you realize that dad is going to go totally ballistic

If he catches us out at that hour?

Then let's not let him catch us.

Man, if you think

Raymundo'sgoing to go ballistic

Imagine howmy momis going to wig.

My mom's worry wart is going to explode.

Look, they'll never show us any respect

If we let them dis us all the time.

Don't you guys care about our reps?

The bottom line is, bro

You have a nasty little habit

Of speaking up for everyone.

Oh, yeah?

Twist and sam don't think so.

Right, guys?

Twist, you know your brother

Will never let you live this down

If you flake, right?

Yeah.

Step up to the plate, bro.

You want to be called "munchkin"

For the rest of your life?

Dude, I don't want to be called a munchkin

Foranyof my life.

You with me?

I'm going to... Definitely think about it, okay?

Later.

My mom'snevergoing to let me out.

[Slurping]

[Seagulls calling]

Otto: sam...

Tell me you're in.

Just slip out your bedroom window.

Out my window?

Do you realize how big a drop that is?

Yeah, two feet.

I could hit a bush.

Give me a break, sammy.

Where's your team spirit?

Reggie and I reallyneedyou.

Excuseme?

Why do you wantme on your team?

I am a girl, you know.

Um, look, I'm sorry for the girl cr*ck before.

Can we just focus on our team right now?

We'll see.

Fine, if you want a bunch of boys thinking

You're a scared little girl, afraid of the dark...

[Groaning]

I'm there, okay?

But you better cut the cheap sh*ts

Or I'll tell everyone what you wear to bed.

Schmoopy-woopy bear p.j.s?

Maybe I'll see you later.

Be there, sammy.

Rocket... Tito...

Stimpleton.

Brother stimp.

Need some coffee for my big stakeout tonight.

That's right, stakeout.

Seems a little night prowler paid a visit

To my yard last night.

They take something from you, cuz--

Inflatable hippopotamus, beach ball, lawn flamingo?

Nothing stolen.

This feller was a real amateur.

Oh, I found the pool cover askew

And a lawn chair moved ever so slightly.

Andthe lawn chair?

Call in the national guard.

[Laughing]

Oh, joke all you want to, rocket

But I'm going to catch that vandal-- or should I say

Vandals?

Ray: wait a second.

Believe it or not, stimpleton

I raise my kids right...

Yeah. Yeah.

And my kids are good kids.

Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes they make mistakes...

Yeah.

I-i mean, "no."

But they're smart enough to know

If they ever snuck out of the house after dark

They'd be grounded until they're my age.

And that's pretty darn old, brother.

[Crickets chirping]

[Snoring]

[Television playing softly]

You'd better hope dad doesn't wake up.

I'm so psyched.

Let's roll.

[Gasps]

[Crashing]

Ray: you kids are too much.

[Sighs]

Now, bring that birthday cake in from the rain.

It took so long to make it.

[Snickering]

[Snoring]

[Door closes]

[Whimpering]

Boy, I sure am sore...

[Whimpers]

[Rustling]

From my black belt tae kwon do lessons.

[Whimpers]

Dude

You know tae kwon do?

[Stimpleton chuckling]

Bring it on, night prowler.

You guys made it.

I knew you wouldn't bail.

No way, boss.good deal.

Now, keep in mind we need to be faster and sharper

Than we were this afternoon.

Understood?

[Yawning]: sure, otto.

Let's get...

[Gasps]

In the bushes!

Not the bushes!

[Grunting]

Close call.

Come on!

Ooh,creepy.

What do you think happened to the streetlights?

Maybe the night prowlers got them.

Aw, cut it out, dude.

Sam, why don't you show us some of your tae kwon do?

[Gasps]

Who's there?!

Didn't think you kids would show.

Oh, we showed all right.

We are here, h-e-r-e.

We are in the house

Man...

M-a-n.

Where's the rest of your crew?

Uh, they'll be here... Any minute.

They bagged, didn't they?

Look, they just couldn't get

Out of their homes, okay?

I-i-i mean itiskind of late.

They chickened out.

We win by default.

Can we go now?

That's not how I wanted to win.

In your face, lars!

In your face!

Keep it up, twister

An-and I'll tell mom all about tonight.

Happy, otto?

Come on, sammy.

Let's get out of here.

Now you can't ever call us m...

[Siren blares]

Officer [through bullhorn]: attention, munchkins

Step away from your hockey sticks.

"Munchkins"?

[Laughing]

Hey, have fun in the joint.

The joint?

That's street talk for prison.

[Snoring]

[Dog yelps]

[Gasps]

Hold it!

[Sniffing]

Uh, uh, I was going to pick up after him.

I swear it!

And then what-- take a nice refreshing dip in my pool?

[Gasps]

The prowler!

Carry on.

Uh, uh, a-as you were.

Caught you red...

[Violet gasps]oh.

Merv, my stars!

You scared the living daylights out of me.

V-v-v-v-violet?

What in heaven's name?!

Oh, merv

You should try it.

I haven't felt this free

Since they invented elastic waistbands.

Officer: for the last time, son

Where do you live?

I have the right to remain silent.

Dude, they're just taking us home.

That's what they want you to think.

This is going on my permanent record.

[Ringing]

[Footsteps approaching]

Shirley?

Ray, it'sofficershirley.

Found your kids.

Ray: kids?

Found them?

Doing what?

Theganghere was out playing hockey

In the middle of the night.

Aside from that, no real harm done.

This time, we'll let them off... With a warning.

I, uh... Appreciate your leniency, shirl--

Um...officershirley.

No problemo... Big ray.

[Hinges squeak]

[Dog yelping]

Oh, thank goodness you're here!

A strange man jumped out of the bushes

And he scared my schnauzer.

He took off running and then I heard a lady scream!

Which way did he go?

That a-way.

Okay, who's going to tell me the truth?

Dad, this is all my fault.

I pushed everybody into doing this.

If you're going to punish someone, I'm your man.

Fine.

Then it's garbage duty for you, otto...

Three whole weeks.

We'll talk about this in the morning.

You know, people might not respect you

If they see me taking the heat for this all alone.

I'm not saying youhaveto help me

With this garbage duty, but...

Forget it.

Not a chance.

Good night.

It was worth a try.

[Doorbell rings]

[Hinges squeak]

Shirley?

Say, ray... Can you make an identification?

We've got a suspect in custody

That says you can vouch for him.

Name's merv stimpleton.

Never heard of him.

[Engine starts]


Tito: I made a pu-pu platter for everyone.