01x20 - Snow Day/Welcome To The Club

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[Rock intro playing]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position

♪ Rocket power...

[Static]

[Scratching]

[Music continues]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition

♪ Prepare to count down

♪ Rocket power!

[Bell ringing]

My brain is telling me "go home"

But my skates keep moving forward.

Maybe you should see the nurse

When you get to school.

What made you guys actually volunteer

To help with this assembly today?

A-v is the only good grade I have besides art.

If we were in kansas, we wouldn't have

To go to school today.

I got a call from an old friend back in kansas.

There was a big blizzard last night

And now my old school is off with a snow day.

What's a snow day?

Gee, twist, maybe--

I don't know--

A day when it snows?

Actually, otto

Back home it sometimes snowed so hard

That school would be shut down for a week.

[Yelling]

Ow!

Huge snow equals no school, baby.

Ah, life was good.

And I'll never have another snow day again.

Today would be a perfect day for a snow day.

Yeah, then there'd be no lame assembly.

You know, sam, just because your mom forced you to move here

Doesn't mean you should have to give up everything

From your old life, does it?

I guess.

Oh-oh.

You got that look again.

So, with my main man twist on assembly duty, what do you say

You and I celebrate the snow day anyways?

A snow day here?

But it's degrees.

Water doesn't condense to form snow unless it's...

Come on.

You know how mrs. Richardson is always telling us

To use our imagination.

Well, I'm imagining I'm in kansas now

And there is no school.

I don't know about this, otto.

You can count me out on this one, okay?

Your loss. It'll be a blast.

Have a fun day at school.

[Laughs]

Wait a second. What am I doing?

Hurry up, sammy.

They'll be sorry.

I'm kind of sorry I'm not with them.

Wait up, otto. Come on.

I bet we're the only kids hanging out

On all of rocket beach.

What if somebody spots us?

Chill, bro.

We're going to be too busy having fun to get busted.

First stop, the amusement park.

Can you say "no lines"?

In six languages.

[Gasps]

Tito at :.

What the...?!

Shh!

Since when does tito wear a dress?

You never know.

Sammy, you got to chill, dude.

You have to admit

They do have similar bone structure

Oh, no.

Somebody's dropping down all the climbing ropes

And they put out the tumbling mats and trampolines.

Last time they did that it was for...

... The "be fit" festival.

More like the "be bored" festival.

[Groans]

Why don't we just go to the movies?

At least it's dark there-- no one will see us.

Hello? Snow days aren't about playing it safe.

They're about playing.

Let's go get some waves

Before we hit the amusement park.

We didn't bring our surfboards with us.

Sammy, we'll just borrow them from my dad. Duh!

I promised to bring two surfboards in

For show and tell fourth period.

If you could leave them behind the shop, that way

Sam's mom can swing by and pick them up

When she brings his asthma medicine to school.

Thanks, raymundo.

Otto!

Relax, dude.

Raymundo totally bought it.

Oh, man, I didn't buy that for a second.

Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah!

This is awesome!

[Man yelling on megaphone]

Oh, man, it's tice, the lifeguard. Ahh!

Ahh! Dive!

Dismissed!

That's a direct order, you dirty birdies!

Not on my beach! Disperse! Scatter!

Move along! Move along!

That was so close.

We want you to know that your school believes

In healthy, physically fit children.

Huh?

This is going to be t*rture!

But we also believe in joyous, happy children.

And so I'm proud to present

Cirque de carnival inprosivo de la musica.

[Kids cheering]

Man, this is awesome!

Yeah, those guys are really fit.

Whoa! Cool!

Coming through. Woo-hoo!

Way too close a call.

We'd be much safer in a cool, dark movie theater.

Bro, we've gone over this.

The amusement park is calling our names.

It says, "otto, sam, come ride the roller-coaster."

What do we do about ray and tito?

We have to walk right by the shack to get there.

Squid, relax.

I got it all figured out.

We can't climb that.

No, but we can climbthat.

Everest to base camp:

We are approaching the summit, over.

[Chuckles]

Yeah! Whoa...

There are no lines.

This place is deserted.

Whoa! Whoa!

Last one there rides the dolphin baby-stroller ride

Sammy, wait up!

Yeah! Woo!

Whoa!

Yeah.

All right!

Thanks for turning me on to snow day, squid man.

This rocks!

I'm having so much fun

I've almost forgotten that I hate heights.

Poor reggie and twister.

It's going to be bum out city

When they find out what we did today.

Huh?what!

This is awesome, twist.

This is the best assembly I ever stayed awake in.

[Siren wailing]

Hmm.

Luckily, it was a school day.

Officials are relieved to report that only two people are stuck

As park officials frantically work

To correct the problem.

Hey, bro, how many times

Has that happened over the years?

[Laughs]

Poor little bruddas.

Gives me the waimea bay willies just thinking about it.

Wait a minute.

I know those poor little bruddas.

Otto, sammy! Raymundo!

Huh?

[Garbled radio transmissions]

Remain calm, roller-coaster victims.

Help-- I repeat-- help is on the way.

Do not-- I repeat-- do not unbuckle yourselves.

Do you understand me? Over.

No problemo.

I will not unbuckle myself.

Get me out of here!

Hurry!

This really stinks, otto!

This is the worst day of my life!

This is the best day of my life!

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Attention! Attention!

Stand down!

Code four alert has been cancelled.

That is all. Over.

Now, come on, break it up!

There's nothing to see here!

Dismissed! Oh!

Dad! Tito!

"Show and tell," huh?

I saw the show. Now tell.

Dad, I'm so sorry.

There was this big snowstorm and we took a snow day...

...and we cut school.

Oh. So you decided to have your own snow day.

You can say adios to the aloha, little bruddas.

Let's just get you guys to school right now.

Whew!

I need the rest of the day to figure out a punishment

For this one.

Oh, man!

This is an outrage!

I will not tolerate this conduct!

It is unacceptable!

You were pretty awesome today, sammy--

Getting the boards and climbing the pier.

It was kind of fun, but if it's okay

I'd like to go back to being me.

Deal. So, show me where your hometown is.

That's hutchinson.

It's a cool little town.

Hey, did I ever tell you about rain day back there?

[Gasps]

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

I'm not listening! I'mnotlistening!

So, gentlemen

Where wereyouthis morning?

[Both laughing]

There's no way those guys are having

As much fun as us.

Definitely, reg.

Woogity-woogity-woogity.

[Squawks]

Well, well, well.

Pleasebe in here.

Please, please.

Oh, boring; lame; electric bill;

Check; report card;

Don't know;

Crud! No new surf mags.

Hey, what's this?

The ocean shores beach club?

One week free trial membership?

Wahoo!

Whoa! Like, watch it!

Whoo!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Mmm. That is great beef barbecue, bro.

Wait your turn.

Little cousins first.

Hey, reggie, how many ribs you want? ? ?

Two will be fine, please.

Thanks, tito.

Bring it on, barbecue man. Hit me.

Can I have reggie's other ?

[Yelling]

One week free trial membership!

Hey, rocket boy, about time.

Come over here and dig on some barbecue.

Dad, we've got a free pass to the ocean shores beach club.

No way!all right!

How much did it cost?

Hold on. Why do you want to go there?

It's not a rocket kind of place.

They've got too many rules.

And they don't serve barbecue

Like you get at tito's beach club.

But, dad, the club has pools and diving boards

And water slides and tons of radical sports stuff!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Cool!

Oh, man, this is awesome.

Come on, raymundo!

Please, dad, please?

You know what I think?

It's like the ancient hawaiians said:

"The coconut is always sweeter

On the palm tree you can't reach."

Like the kids at school say: "I want to go

To the ocean shores beach club."

I'm telling you guys, you're not going to like it.dad...

Do we ever, ever, ever, everask you for anything?

Yes.

Please?please?

Okay. You guys have fun.

Can we eat now?

Hello. Welcome to the ocean shores beach club.

[Engine sputtering]

Uh, sorry, dude-- this isn't the public beach.

Excuse me? I have this free trial coupon thing.

I see, and who are they?

They are here

For the free trial membership.

Kids: oh, yeah! Yeah! All right!

I'll take care of this.

Well... Who do we have here?

Your newest members.

Oh, wonderful.

Have fun, kids.

See you at the shack later.

Here's the free trial membership ticket.

Watch my kids, bro.

Aloha!

[Both coughing]

Oh, no! Where did those beach urchins go?

Those kids don't know what they're in for.

I'll bet you a bucket of baby back ribs

They'll be back by dinner.

I'll take that action.

Whoa...look at that.

Wow!awesome!

Greetings

Potential, uh... Members.

I am milton houseman iii, membership director.

Hey, dude.

[Clears throat]

That's "milton"... I mean, that's "mr. Houseman."

Welcome to the ocean shores beach club.

Just respect all club rules.

For instance, no running and no sand in the pool

And wash your feet, kid.

Step off, miltie.

I washed them last week.

I hate these one week free trial memberships!

Oh, look-- fluffy warm towels.

Ah...

Hey, you kids-- one per guest,please.

What should we do first?

Cannonballs off the high dive?

Oh, allow me to make a few suggestions:

Disco-hydro-aerobics;

Our world-famous culinary smorgas-tour buffet;

Our biweekly senior members water carnival

Celebration, or...

[Giggling]

Volley lobbers.

[Goofy laughter]

I'm headed to the pool. Let's go!

Wait for me!

Hmm, buffet or pool?

Excitable bunch.

Please follow the rules.

I know you will.

Hey! Slow down! No! Don't do that!

Those children got me wet.

[Whistle blowing]

Children!

Shenanigans of all forms are forbidden!

Please be sure to follow all club rules.

What rules?

"No loud noises, splashing, pushing, pulling

"Taunting, towel snapping

Or use of slang terms."

Like "dude"?

Exactly!

Where is your bathing cap, young lady?

Here!

Sam: free bathing caps!

This place haseverything.

[Laughing]

This is mega-harsh.

[Gasping]: that's slang!

Sorry.

Okay, okay. Relax, miltie.

We'll chill.

Let's just play a nice, quiet game.

Right, guys?

Marco!

Polo! Polo!

Marco!

Polo!polo!

[Whistle blowing]

No shouting the names

Of th-century explorers!

Wow, this place is strict.

[Clanging]

Okeydokey, club members

It's time for disco-hydro-aerobics, oh.

[Disco music plays]

Here we go, move to the b*at.

Raise your arms and swish your feet

Left and right, keep smiling!

What are they doing?

Let's get out of here, fast!

We can check out the volleyball court.

But guys, this isn't so bad.

I'm serving now.

Here it comes.

Ouch.

k*ller block, dude.

Wow, nice spike, reg.

Hey, you!

You trial membership users--

I must insist you respect our club members.

We're being a little aggressive, aren't we?

Need I remind you of the rules?

"No hard hits, toughies, spinners or wowsies."

So, like, whatisallowed?

We only allow % fun and friendly volleyball.

[Shuddering]: oh, volley lobbers.

[Shuddering]

[All groaning]

Hey, reg, when is this place going to get fun?

Or friendly?

Okay, all the chow we can eat...

Or isthatagainst the rules?

Ah.

Hmm, what's tripe?

Is it anything like "stuffed derma"?

[Smacking]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm, tastes like chicken and salty marshmallows.

[Gulping and smacking]

Hey, this tripe isn't bad.

And it's good for you, son.

That tripe's made from the best sheep's stomach.

[Both gagging]

Sheep's stomach!sheep's stomach!

I think I'm gonna hurl.

[Burping]

[Both gagging]

Mom? Dad?

Maurice?

What areyoudoing here?

Well, maurice, the thing is, actually, um, uh...

So this is where you go when you go grocery shopping!

Uh, uh, we'll talk later.

Uh, see you at home, maurice. Adios.

Adios.

Vamonos,raoul!

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Busted! Ha-ha!

You got sheep stomach on your chin.

Ugh!

[Burping]

Look at these freaks.

[Screams]

Sorry, ma'am.

This doesn't look like fun at all.

Hey, watch it!

Sorry, cuz.

Should we try it?

What else are we going to do?

[Screams]

Sorry about that.

Reggie: ow!

Oh, sorry.

[Otto and paula impacting chairs]

Sorry.oh!

Hey, I'm tanning over here.

Excuse me, you're in my sun!

Attention, club members!

The sun is now at degrees north-northwest.

All club members should turn

A quarter-turn to their right.

[All groaning]

Maybe we should find sam and twist.

Yeah, maybe they found something fun to do.

[Snoring]

What are you guys doing?

Digesting.

Trying not to get in trouble.

That's pretty hard around here.

Especially when you got stomach in your stomach.

I'm not sure if I like this place.

I knowidon't.

Me, either!

I hate it.

I'm never going to eat sheep stomachs again.

Yuck!yuck!

You know, we have so much more fun tearing it up

Outside these stupid walls.

Let's ditch this place!

I'm down.

Uh, guys, before we split

Let's do something fun and friendly.

Yeah! Yeah!yeah!

[Adults screaming]

No splashing!

[Screams]

Cannonball!

No cannonballs! Oh!

Jackknife!

Milton: jackknifes are strictly forbidden!

Can opener!

No can openers!

[Whooping]: surf's up!

Sam:yeah!

Twister: yeah, right on!

Dad, you weresoright about that place.

What can I say?

Otto: how about...

Hey, watch out!

[Laughing and whooping]

[Shuddering and gasping]