02x13 - Tito Time/The Return Of Clio

[bunniefuu]

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♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

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♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

[Whooshing]

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Tito: Little cuzzes got a big day planned?

You know it, Tito. The waves are perfect.

You guys have a good time.

Catch a head high one for me!

Kids: Bye! See you Tito!Adios!

Aloha!

You know...

I miss hanging out with the kids.

Wouldn't it be great

to just drop everything and join them for a week of fun?

[Laughing]

No offense, bro,

but I don't think you could keep up with those guys for a day,

let alone a whole week.

Are you forgetting who you're talking to?

Tito "The Ironman" Herbert K'oloa Makani, Jr.

I think some of the iron's rusted.

I bet you couldn't keep up with them if you tried.

Did somebody say "bet?"

Business is slow enough.

You take the week off and hang with the kids.

If you last, I'll do dish duty for the week.

But if you lose...

You're on!

Aloha much.

[Whooshing]

Aah! [ Groans ]

Aloha!

Kids: Tito! Aloha!

Dad gave you the afternoon off?

The whole week, Little Reggie-cuz!

The whole week!

You're going to hang with us all week?

Seven whole days, baby!

It's Tito time!

[Whooshing]

All: Woogety, woogety, woogety, woogety, woogety, woogety.

Otto: How cool was that surf session yesterday?

I forgot Tito could tread like that.

He's so much fun!

Aloha!

Oh, my gosh! [Gasps]

What? Tito?

Nice look.

Why are you dressed like that?

Because I'm ready to shred with you little cuzzes.

Um, Tito, after that all-day surf session

you think you're up to this?

Not to worry, little cuz, because I've got

the best skateboard teacher in the world.

Who is he? Can he show me some tricks?

Twist, he's talking about me!

Come on, Tito.

I'm sure the greatest skateboard teacher in the world

should be able to get you going.

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You know, little cuzzes, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Don't worry, bro!

Just do what I taught you, and you'll nail this.

The flying Hawaiian, take one.

Whoa!

Phew!

Tito!

[Cheering]

I did it! Aloha madtown!

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Let's do it!

Tito: Hey, Otto,

what was the name of that last move you did again?

That was an ollie, Tito.

An ollie, yeah! Yeah, you're right.

An ollie -- thanks, bro. [Giggling]

Hey, that move when you went up up the ramp and spun around?

That was a McTwist.Right, you told me that.

Man, are we ever going to get to board?

Hey, what about, um....

Tito!

Tito, uh, look, why don't we call it a day

and get some grub at the shack?

You little cuzzes go ahead. I'll catch up.

I want to bust an Oliver with a McTavish before I leave.

That's an ollie.

And a McTwist.

Got it. See you cuzzes later. [Giggles]

Whoa!

[Crashes]

Much.

Where's the squid?

We're wasting valuable coaster time.

Relax, Twist, we've got plenty of time

to set the new record for most rides before lunch.

Hey, guys.

Sammy! Where you been?

I, uh -- I ran into an old friend?

Aloha, little "we're going to ride the roller coaster

longer than anybody else before lunch" little cuzzes.

Ready to set a record?

Tito, what a surprise.

Come on, guys, let's ride!

[Cheering]

Oh, I don't feel so good.

[Retching]

Oh, man!

I'm right behind you, little cuz.

Tito, I got it!

[Laughs ]

Game over, twerps.

We win!

[Laughing]

I don't believe this.

I had the sh*t, Tito. We would have won! [Groans]

Otto: There's no way he'll ever find us here.

It's weird, I usually love hanging out with Tito.

But there's something different about him.

I don't think he's changed.

I just think we're just spending too much time with him.

We got to do something about it, you guys.

He's our bro.

I guess we owe it to him to tell him the truth.

Someone's got to talk to him.

Great idea, Otto, thanks for offering.

I knew you were the leader for a reason.

But...

Brilliant idea.

Tito: Little cuzzes, we really shredded today.

Sorry I broke your board, Reggie.

That's okay.

I was saving up to get a new one -- nextyear.

So, what's next, windsurfing, mountain boarding, what?

Uh, me and Sam have to go work on the zine.

Yeah, um, I got to go clean up my room.

Looks like it's just you and me, Little Rocket cuz.

Tito, there's something I wanted to talk to you about.

I'm all ears,

favorite son of my best and oldest friend

in the whole wide world.

Ugh.

Well, we've kind of been talking and...

We think that maybe...

We think that tomorrow we're going to Surf Spray Beach.

Aloha to that, cuz.

I'll meet you at your house at :.

Yeah, sure. I mean, you know what?

Why don't we just meet there?

Sounds like a plan, Little Rocket man.

See you at :.

Aloha!

Yeah, aloha.

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Nice one, Otto!

Am I the king or what?

You can brag all you want today, Rocket Boy.

I guess we owe you for talking to Tito.

How'd he take it?

He was cool.

He saw my point and, uh...

He's going to hang out on his own today.

I wonder what he's going to do.

[Seagulls squawking]

I see plenty of little cuzzes around

but none ofmylittle cuzzes.

I'm sure Otto said Spray Beach.

Or could it have been Seal Beach?

[Whooshing]

Otto: Perfect, party wave!

Come on, Tito!

Dude, Tito's not here.Oh.

What gives, Otto?

These waves stink.

How about a road trip?

[Otto panting]

Come on, you guys, hurry up!What's the big rush, dude?

We're sort of meeting someone here.

Kids: Tito!

Aloha, I was worried about you guys.

I thought something might have happened.

Reggie: How did you know we were gonna be here?

I kind of told him we'd be surfing here today

so we could surf without him.

Uh-oh, I sense a problem here.

It's all my fault, Tito.

You've kind of been getting on our nerves.

I was going to talk to you about it, but...

Otto, we told you to talk to him, not to ditch him!

It's okay, Reggie.

I know exactly what the little cuz talking about.

You mean you're not angry?

Otto, I understand that too much of a good thing,

like too much time together,

even with great friends, can be a bad thing.

So you're not mad?

Uh, nah, I got to get back to work anyhow.

Raymundo's probably in big trouble by now.

Aloha.

I really hopeyou didn't hurt his feelings.

Yeah!Yeah!

Oh, man!

[Sighs]

I hate to say it, brother, but you were right.

The old iron is way rusted.

I guess I lose the bet.

That's okay, bro.

You made us old bros proud.

I'll help you with those dishes.

We're going to motor.

Kids: Thanks, Raymundo! Tito!

Tito, you know, I was thinking.

Maybe we could get together later

and I could help you with that ollie.

I'd love that, little cuz, but let's do it next week.

You little cuzzes have wiped me out.

You're on!

On second thought,

let's kick back and enjoy the afternoon Raymundo-style.

Sounds good to me, brother. Sounds good to me.

[Both sighing contentedly]

[Chuckles]

Yes! [Gasps]

Hey, Reg!

Nothing gets by the squid!

[Grunts]

Huh?

Okay, maybe something gets by the squid.

Cover her, Squid! Come on!

Otto: Sweet!

Yeah!

Um, you missed?

In your dreams. What's the score?

Oh, I think about five trillion to nothing.

We're keeping score?

That's just an estimate...

After rounding down.

Otto and Reggie: Woogety, woogety, woogety!

Could you please, for once,

not do the Rocket dance of humiliation?

Go, Otto, go, Reggie.

It's your birthday, it's your birthday.

Lighten up, Sammy.

Hey, everybody loses to the Rockets.

Just be glad that when it really counts

we're on the same team.

I'm just glad it's over.

Me, too. Let's get some grindage.

Ray: One for you, one for you, and...

Who ordered the diet?

That was me.

I need to wash down this triple-decker.

Thanks, Dad.

You know, Reggie and I worked out

a new kickin' power drive.

Cool! Will you teach it to us?

Nah. Hyuh!Nah. Hyuh!

That's okay, we can play with my cousin, Clio.

She's coming in to town tomorrow.

Great, that's all we need --

Reggie in another fight with Clio.

Clio's coming? Cool! Excellent!

We can check out that new shop on the strand.

Whoo-hoo! Let's buy clothes.

It's a skateboard shop, nitwit.

Well, I'm not going with you and the ballerina.

Grab your gear--

I feel like b*ating Sam and Twist again.

Weren't you listening? Clio's coming!

Later!

But what about Team Rocket?

As the ancient Hawaiians say --

"Blood is thicker than water, but not as refreshing."

[Mocking] "Clio's coming, Clio's coming!"

Hey, Otto, lay off my cousin and let's scrimmage --

me and Sam against you.

Two against one? That's no fair.

What's the matter, Otto? Scared?

Me?! No way! Let's hit it.

Hey, Clio!

Oh, Reggie!

Oh, I think I'm going to cry.

Must you ruin everything?

You get used to it.

Oh, Reggie,

I have the biggest P.S. to my last e-mail.

Looks like the girls have some catching up to do.

Okay, okay, we're wasting time.

Let's get out of here and get our skates on.

I want hockey.

Can you chill for one second of your life?

Can't you see we want to hang for awhile?

Is there a skate shop around here?

All of my pads are so scuffed.

There's this great little shop on the strand...

Forget about Reggie. She's busy with Clio.

Thanks a lot, Twist.

Why are you mad at me?

She'syourcousin.

Clio: Hard to believe, I know.

Nice blades...

Where do you plug them in?

Hey, guys, I figured Clio might want to check out

our own personal half pipe.

Kind of crude...

But I suppose it gets the job done.

Oh, sorry it's not as fancy as your blades

but as far as getting the job done, watch this.

Whoa-ho!

[Laughing]

Reggie: My brother's just showing off.

See, actually, I like to do something like that

only I break at the knee and point my toe.

I think it gives me more...air.

Twister: Whoa...

Sam: Whoa...

Yeah, that's cool, I guess.

Cool? That wasawesome!

You know, I'm tired of blading.

Let's do something else.That's cool.

You mean you're coming?

Obstacle course!

Careful, Clio, your board might get dirty.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoa!

[Grunts]

Experienced driver. Do not attempt at home.

[Grunts]

I guess you've been out-boarded.

We're just having fun, Otto.

No, Reg, your brother has some awesome moves.

Nice going, Otto.

Of course, I don't expect

everybody to keep up with the Rockets.

No doubt. That was really...sweet, Otto.

I think you mean "awesome."

You know, Clio,

you told me you were working on a routine -- let's see it.

You don't want to seethat.

Yeah, Clio, let's see it. Should be sweet.

Well...okay.

Whoa... Whoa...

Truly slammin'!

I mean, sweet.

Come on!

Haven't you seen anybody skateboard before?

Oh, the trucks need some adjustments.

Yeah, like my brother's attitude.

Come on, Clio.

If anyone's got 'tude, it's Reggie.

She spends every second with Clio.

Harsh, dude.

Clio's my cousin, she's here for aweek.

What's the big deal?!

Look, if I say it's a big deal

it's a big deal, right, Sammy?

Whatever. Come on, Twist.

You coming?!

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

[Squid shouting]

I call this one my "Squid Tenderizer."

Guys! This isn't fun. I'm a goalie, not a target.

Wrong!

[Laughing]

Reggie: Guys! How about we hit some waves?

Uh, we're hitting pucks, with no help from you.

Up for a little hockey?

Oh, sweet!

[Shuddering]

Three's the perfect number for hockey.

You guys go surf.

Why don't you guys come with us?

No way, we got important things to do, right, guys?

I'll go.

There's no way I'd live through that practice, anyway.

Great!

If either of you two change your mind,

we'll be at the beach.

Aloha!

Right, like that'll happen.

You know, Otto, she's not as bad as you think.

In fact, I think I'm in the mood for surfing right now.

Don't look. Your brother's watching us.

This is too much! I'll go talk to him.

Boo!

What do you want?

I want to know what your problem is.

I'm not the one with the problem,youare.

What are you talking about?

You can hang around with Clio or be part of Team Rocket,

but not both.

Whynotboth?

Because we're a team, Reggie, ateam.

Clio's just getting in the way of that.

Otto, you are totally jealous.

I am not! You're totally lame.

I think I see the problem.So you agree with me?

No, I said I see the problem, cuz.

And, you know...

Please, no Hawaiian stuff.

The ancient people of a certain island once said

"The sands of the beach must change with each new wind."

Think about that.

[Knock at door]

Reggie: Yeah?Otto: It's me.

Go away.

Reggie, I just want to tell you something.

What?! I talked to Tito.

Did he help you?

No, but I think I get it now anyway.

Clio's changing you like the wind on a beach.

So if we just get rid of the wind,

everything will be back the way it was.

Look, roller brain,

I'm not going to stop being pals with Clio

just because you're a jerk.

What do you want to hang out with her for, anyway?

She's my friend.

What am I?

Otto, you're my brother. We'll always be a team.

I know you and Clio are really different

but I like hanging with both of you.

Except when she's here

then all you want to do is hang out withher.

You can come, too. Why don't you come surfwithus?

I don't know.

[Door opens and closes]

Whoo! Okay, Clio! Your turn to lead.

Otto: Hey, you guys!

[Panting]

I'm here, okay. So can I surf?

Sure, Otto.

It's Clio's turn to lead. Think you can handle it?

Don't push it.

[Yelling]

Hey, you're the man!

I could have told you that.

So, where'd you learn to surf like that?

Waimea Bay last winter, -foot waves--

it was nothing.

Really?

Really.

Nice going!Cool!

Impressive.

It was...sweet.

Hey, Reg, why don't you and me show Clio

what the Team Rocket party wave's all about?

Really?

Unless anyone's got a problem with that.

No way!

[Cheering]

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Tito: I want to bust an Oliver with a McTavish.