04x12 - The April Fools

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In tonight's episode
of kenan and kel.

You know, if trees
could talk, they'd
call me kenan.

[Cheers and applause]

Yeah!

And if, uh...
Trees could talk,

They'd probably
call me kel.

[Cheers and applause]

All right, all right!

Right on!

Whoo!

Now, tonight we have
a great show for you.

I mean, you'll have fun,
you'll have laughter,

There'll be lots
of jokes--ow!

Uh...hey, man!
What you do that for?

'Cause you got
a "kick me" sign
on your back!
I put it there!

What? You put
a "kick me" sign
on my back?

There's no sign
on my back.

What?

Wait a minute.
Now, where did I put
the "kick me" sign?

What's this? Is this
my grocery list?

Oh! It's the "kick me" sign!
I forgot to put it on you!

Uh-huh!

[Sucking in air]

Don't even
think about it!

Man, you can't
take a joke.

Yeah, I can.
It's just that
I don't like
to be kicked.

Besides, there's going
to be plenty of time

For jokes
in tonight's episode,
all right?

Now, come on, spongy!

Oh. Forgot.

What?

Oh, that was--

Oh!

Kenan, why'd you
pat me on the back

And then kick me?

Oh, good one!

Aaaah! Here it go!

[Sighs]

Aah!

Aah!

Yes!ha ha ha!

April fool's!april fool's!

Ha ha! You're covered
in cereal!

Very funny.
Very funny!

Ha ha! I love
april fool's day!

Best day of the year!

Kenan! Have you been messing
with my bathroom stuff?

My face cream
won't come off!

That's because kel and I
replaced your face cream
with paint.

Paint!

Kel: yeah!

It's your april fool's
present.

It's not funny!

Yes, it is! Oh!

Oh, come on, cheryl.
Have a sense of humor.

They dumped
cereal all on me

And you don't see me
getting all angry.

I can take
a joke. Ha ha!

Well, I'm glad
to hear that, pop,

Because, uh...

What's a whole
bunch of cereal--

Ha ha ha!

Without a whole
lot of milk!

Aaah!

Oh! Cheryl!

Kenan!

Kenan!

Hey, guys! Guess what?

You're a geek?

No, silly.

I got accepted to northeast
western university!

Congratulations,
man.

Yeah, the recruiter came
to my house to interview me.

I think I really
impressed her.

Hey, you know what?

The recruiter from
southwest northern college

Is coming
to my house tonight.

I'm kinda nervous
about that.

Hey, man.
You should be.

If you don't impress
this recruiter,

I mean, you may never
get into college.

This could be
the most important
meeting of your life.

Thanks, kel,
for the not helping.

No problem.

I just stopped
to get some clam juice

And spinach dip
to celebrate.

Ooh!

Charlotte!

Charlotte!

What?

Could you ring
mark up, please?

Well, why don't
you do it?

I just--i like the way
you ring up the customers.

Yeah! Ring him up!
Ring him up!

That'll be $..
Thank you.

Aaah!

April fool's! Yeah!

That's so mean. See?
You made mark pass out.

Hey!

Before he wakes up,
let's put something funny
in his backpack.

Ooh! Ooh! Yeah,
like, uh, money.

No. I was thinking
more like something
funny like raw meat.

Ooh! Even better!

Heh heh. Ha ha ha.

[Moaning]

You all right?

Yeah. I pass out
all the time.

What can I say?
Things scare me.

Well, there's
your backpack.

Well, see you, fellas.

No, no.wait, mark, they put--

They put what?

Nothing.
Just "they put." See ya.

Enjoy your backpack!

Uh...

Ok, bye.

I cannot
believe you two.

You guys act
so childish.

Ha ha! Yeah! Ha ha ha!

So you want to hear
the april fool's joke
we're playing on chris?

Yes! Yes! What'd you do,
what'd you do?

Well...we gave him a
fake lottery ticket.

Yeah. When
he scratches it off,

He's gonna think he won
million dollars.

Oh, please! He's not
gonna fall for that!

Aah! I'm rich! I'm rich!

I just won million
dollars in the lottery!

Get out
of where we are.what?

I don't know even know
why I'm wasting my time
talking to you poor people.

I got a lot of rich guy
stuff to do. See ya!

Whoo!

Man, I love
april fool's day!

Me, too! Ha ha ha!

[Knocking on door]

Coming. Oh, no.

My face.

Hi!

Are you cheryl rockmore?

Yes.

I got a special delivery
for you from kenan and kel.

Oh!

April fool's day!

Kenan!

Oh.

Oh!

[Mumbling]

Hey, did
the fake postman
come with
the pies yet?

Looks like it.
Hey, if you're thirsty,

I left a bottle
of orange soda over there
on the table for you.

Whoo! Thanks, man.

No problem.

Oh, wow. Yeah!

Uh!

[Snickering]

Uh! Uh! Uh!

It--it seems that it--
it's stuck.

I mean, it's like
it's glued to the table.

Imagine that.

Ahh, I got to do
what I got to do
got to do!

Mmm!

[Gurgling]

Oh, yeah!

Man, that was cruel!

I thought you said
we weren't going to play
jokes on each other?

I never said that!
Ohh.

Kenan...

Did you hire a postman
to throw a...

Oh, a sandwich.

Oh, no,
mr. Rockmore!
Don't eat that one!

No, no!
Aw, you're gonna
ruin the joke.

Joke? What you
talking about, joke?

I put wet cement
in your sandwich.

Wet cement?!

Mmmmmmm!

Man, that's
an awful trick!

That's not
a good joke, man.

You could have glued
my mouth shut for weeks.

Mmmmmmm!

Well, I thought
it'd be funny.

Mmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!

What? What
are you saying?

He said, "mmm!
Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!"

Mmmmm! Mm! Mm! Mm!

Mm!

Mm!

Mm!

Um, "I'm very angry
at you."

Mmmm!

"I can't wait
until my mouth is unstuck
so I can yell at you."

Mmmm!

"P.s. I'm warning you.
No more jokes."

[Doorbell rings]

W-wait, daddy.
You might not want
to answer--aah!

Aah!

Are you roger rockmore?

Mmmm!

My daddy gonna
be so angry.

Hey--hey, kenan.

Don't you want to
work on your computer?

Yeah. Uh, where
is my computer?

I don't know.
Maybe you should
look out the window.

Out the window?

Oh, man!

My computer!

It's down there
in a million pieces!

I know. I threw it
out the window.

April fool's!

That's not funny!

Ha ha ha ha!

Man, you should have seen
the look on your face.

Oh, yeah. You
should see the look
on your face
when I do this.

Ow!

You just don't
get this april fool's
thing, do you?

Look, why don't
we draw a truce, man?

I mean, we're
supposed to play tricks
on other people.

Look, we're a team...

Like...siegfried and roy

Or abbott and costello.

Magic and kareem or...

Penn and teller.

Exactly!

Ha ha ha!

What do you say?

Ah, ok, man,
let's do it.

All right.

Know what I'm saying?yeah, no more pranks.

Mmmmm!

Oh, quick!
My daddy's coming!

Hit yourself
in the head with
that dictionary!

Hey!

April fool's!

Ow.

[Banging on door]

Oh! Quick! Come on.
Let's go out the window!

Ahh.

Aw, man, your daddy
was mad!

Ooh! He sure was.

We better hang out
here for a while.
We'll go back around .

You think he's gonna
calm down by then?

I don't know,
but that's when that
college recruiter's
gonna be there

And they can't yell
at me in front of him.

Man, you are so smart!
You ever think about college?

[Whispering]
hey! Since we're here,

Let's play a trick
on charlotte.

Play a trick? Oh, yeah,
th-that reminds me--

Um, I got to go outside
for a second.

Yeah, hello, pizza farm?

Yeah, I would like
large pizzas and...

A diet soda
sent to rigby's, yeah.

My name?

Uh...
[High voice] charlotte.

Yeah?

Did you just call me?

Nope. Who me?
No, girl, you--

Oh, right.

Greetings,
my unrich friends!

I come bearing gifts.

Charlotte, I bought you
a diamond tiara.

Oh, chris, I can't
accept this.

It must have
cost a fortune.

That's ok. I have a fortune.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Kenan,
I got you a watch.

[Gasps]

Wow.

It cost me $,!

Wow.

Well, how are you paying
for all of this stuff?

I mean, you couldn't
have gotten your
lottery money yet.

No, but I'm sure
it's coming soon.

Until then, I'm writing
checks for everything!

Kenan, tell him.

All right.

Look, chris, uh...

About the richness
and the whole winning
the lottery thing--

[Dogs barking]

Hey, guys! I'm just
passing through.

I don't know why,

But I'm being chased
by a hundred dogs.

[Growling]

Aah!

[Clanging]

The old meat
in the backpack trick.

Oh.

[Clears throat]

So anyway, chris, like I was
saying about the money,--

Oh! No time now!
Tell me later!

I've got to go
spend, spend, spend!

I feel kind
of bad about chris,

But you go to admit
that meat in the backpack
thing was pretty funny.

Hilarious.

Hey, yo, kenan,
I'm back.

This cop here wants to talk
to you about your bike.

My bike?

Is that your blue bike
parked out front?

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's
chained to a fire hydrant

And that's illegal,
so I'm gonna have
to write you a ticket.

What? Chained
to a fire--

Oh, I see what's
going on here.

"Mr. Police officer!"

Nice try, kel.

Aw, thanks.

Oh, look at me. I'm tearing
up your little ticket.

Guess you better arrest me
and take me to jail

Since you're
a real cop and all.

Yeah. Well, that was
a real ticket, and
I am a real cop.

Oh, please!

Real cops don't
look so stupid!

I mean, hey, look at me!

I got a police hat on!

Hey, where's my little
indian friend

And the guy
with the leather outfit on?

Hey, you know what else
this hat could use?

Some creamy corn.

♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

Yeah! Aw, look at that.

Aw! There's creamed corn
in the hat.

Now your hat's corny,
like your uniform.

I bet you thought
that was the end
of the tragedy,

But it's not.
Look at that,
look at that. Aw!

Now you got
a corn in the hat on.

Hey! You know
what else you could
use? A beard! Ah!

Give you
a little beard here.

[Mumbling]

Are you done?

Yes, I am.

How was I supposed to know
you were a real cop?

Aaaaahh!

Come on!

Welcome home,
cupcake!

Uh!

Oh.

So, anyway, man,
I cannot believe you
did all that stuff
to that cop.

I thought he was a fake.

I thought you hired him
to mess with me.

Oh! Come on,
man! I wouldn't
do that to you.
We had a truce!

Well, then
I don't get it!

If was a real cop,
then why was he giving
me a ticket

For chaining my bike
to a fire hydrant?

My bike wasn't even parked
near a fire hydrant.

Yes, it was.

I moved it.

April fool's!

Ha ha ha ha!

I thought we had a truce!
You just said that--

Aw, I got to
get out of here.

Don't worry.

Uhhhh-aaaah!

No, it's locked.

Oh!

[Ring]

[Ring]

Hello?

Uh, mom, hey, it's kenan.

Listen, there's been
a slight misunderstanding.

Yeah, I mean,
it's no big deal really,
but, uh...

I'm kind of in jail.

Please, kenan,
yeah, april fool's.

You know, these jokes
are really starting
to get old, ok?

But i-it's not a joke.
Listen, the college
recruiter's gonna be
there in a second.

Mmmmmm! Mmmm!

But, daddy! No, wait,
don't hang up!

Aw, man!

They hang up the phone.

I got to get out of here!

Don't worry, man!
I'll get you out!

Hey, that's
a nice watch.

Thank you.

I said that's
a nice watch.

Oh, here you go.

Mmm!

Ohh!

I've had just about
enough of these jokes!

That boy needs to be
taught a lesson!

It's time we gave
mr. Kenan rockmore
a taste of his own medicine.

[Clears throat]

[High-pitched voice]
kenan!

Kenan!

[Clears throat]

[Whispers]
I brought you a cake.

I saw...

That you
might be hungry.

That's what I saw.

Put that away, man.

It's a cake.

Eat it.

I just hope it
doesn't break you out.

I don't know him.

Kel, will you stop it
with the cake?

It's not just
a regular cake.

See, I put a saw
in it, so you can saw
through the bars,

So you can breathe free!

I can see the saw!

Everyone can see the saw!

Really?

Yeah.

It's true.

Ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh heh!

And it's
illegal.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

I-i knew that.

You think it's funny?
Yo, you want a piece?

I got the saw in there.

Aw, that's cool. So you
gonna let him free, huh?

Aw, come out! Ha ha ha ha!

Good going, kel!

Don't worry.
I got a plan.

Hey, can I see that cake?

I don't think so,
genius.

Ohhhh! He knows!

Ohhhh, man! I got
to get out of here!

That college recruiter's
gonna be at my house
in a minute.

I got to call.

Hey, hey, charlotte!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is kenan.

Is chris there?

Oh.

Uh...i'm in jail.

Stop laughing.

Now, listen...
If you see chris,

Now I already left him
a message at his house,

But if you see him,
tell him...

Help!

All right, all right.
Kenan, calm down.

Ok, I'll give chris
the message. Bye-bye.

Hey, are you charlotte?

Why, yes.

Well, great,

'Cause I got
the pizzas and
the diet soda you ordered.

Whoa! There
must be some kind
of a mistake.

I didn't order
any pizzas.

Yes, you did.

It comes out to $.

Plus tip.

I'm not paying
for these pizzas.

I don't even
have $.

Plus tip.

Look, you ordered
the pizzas.

You're paying
for these pizzas.

Uh-uh.

No way.

And then after all that,

They found raw meat
in my backpack.

I don't understand.

Man, arrested
for dog-napping.

That's tough luck.

But I'm innocent!

Innocent!

I am i-n-n-o-c-e-n-t!

Hey, nice watch.

Men.
Chris!

Mr. Potter!

Mark, kel.

I got here
just as soon
as my limo could.

Hey, did you bring a saw?

No, I'm here
to bail you out.

Whoo!

Thank you, chris.
I'll pay you back.

Oh, don't
worry about it.
I'm a millionaire.

In fact, I'll bail
all of you out.

Even you.

Hey, thanks, stranger.

Guard!

I am bailing all
of these people out.
There you go.

Keep the change.
I'm very, very rich.

You mean to tell me,
you're chris potter?

Oh, the very same.

R-really?
Thechris potter?

That is correct, sir.

Oh, well then.

Yeah, recognized
brother friend.

Yeah, whoo!

Whoa!

Hey! What--what--

We've been
looking for you
all day, creepo.

You've been
writing bad checks
all over town.

Bad checks?

Hey, hey, hey! I'm rich!
I'm very, very rich!

You better
be careful, buddy!

You're messing
with the wrong millionaire!

Yeah, don't
forget to write.

When I get out of here,
I'm gonna buy this jail
and fire you!

C-chris, can I talk
to you for a second?

It's, uh...
Regarding the richness...

See, uh...the thing is...

April fool's?

Ok, kenan will be
here any minute.

And as soon as he
walks through that
door, we let him
have it, ok?

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Now, I'll hit him
with the ice cream
first,

Then you hit him
with the hot fudge, ok?

All right.
I can't wait.

[Knock at door]

Oh, oh, oh!
There he is.
You ready.
Ok, all right.

Uh...it's open!

Hi.

April fool's!

Aaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaah! April fool's!

April fool's! Hey!

You're not kenan.

And I guess I'll
have to return
the speedboat
I got mother.

Hey, that's
a nice watch.
Where'd you
get that?

Please, mr. Officer,
please, sir.

Don't make me go.

I don't want to go!

Right this way, milady.

No, no.

Hey, what are you guys
all doing here?

[All groan]

Well, isn't anybody
gonna ask me how
I got arrested?

No!
Whatever!

Well,
I got arrested,

Because somebody
pretended
they were me

And ordered $
worth of pizzas,
kenan.

Wow. This city's really
cracking down on crime.
It's about time.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Nice tiara.

Well, thank you.

Kenan, g-give--

Uh-uh-uh.

It--wait--wait--

It's the rockmores!

Oh, daddy! Whoo! Whoo!

Daddy, come on!

Yeah, it's parent-
teacher night.

Oh, please, don't--

[Mumbling]

Chris: what the--

Get him, daddy!

You big, ole--

You must be
kenan rockmore.

Yeah?

I'm the recruiter
from southwest
northern college.

Your application
has been denied.

W-wait!

But--but--but w-w-wait!

Oh, man!

What was that
all about?

We thought he was you,
so we turned him into
a human ice cream sundae.

Then he had us arrested.

Mm-hmm!

This is all
your fault, kenan!

You and your
april fool's pranks!

All my fault?

Yeah! I'm only in here

Because of your
-pizza-ordering self.

Yeah, but I'm--and you made me
think I was rich!

But I tried
to tell you.

Yeah, then
he put all that meat
in mark crowl's backpack.

He did?yeah, then he tried
to get me to break him out.

Hey, now you did
that on your own!

Let's get him!

What did
I do to you?

Get this tiara-wearing
man out of here!

[Cheers and applause]

Ok, yeah!

Whoo!

Thank you.

Did everybody enjoy
the show this evening?!

[Cheers and applause]

Oh!

Man, I can't believe
we ended up in jail.

You know,
it's times like this

That I'm glad this
is just a tv show.

Man, I hear
what you are saying.

What's that?

Oh.

Oh.

Ahh.

[Soft music playing]

But you know...ahh.

Here at the kenan
and kel show,

Kel and I are
always playing lots
of practical jokes

And getting into
all kinds of trouble.

But in real life,
practical jokes are
no joking matter.

Take it from us,

Television's
kenan and kel,

There's nothing
funny about, say,

Filling up
the school library
with cottage cheese

Or putting an armadillo
down somebody's pants--

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha! Oh.

[Clears throat]

There's also nothing
funny about switching

Your sister's toilet paper
with sand paper.

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Ha! Oh, I love that one!

Now, that was
pretty funny.

Oh.

But remember,
if you must joke,

Joke responsibly.

Just a friendly message

From your friends
at kenan and kel.

[Soft music
abruptly ends]

Ah, forget it, kel.
Who we fooling?

Yeah, brother.

Why don't you grab
some cottage cheese
and armadillo

And a whole mess
of sand paper

And meet me
at the school library?
Come on, plucky!

But...but...
But, kenan...

What if the armadillo
eat the cottage cheese?

And by the way,
what's armadillo?
Kenan!

Ohhhhhh, here it goes!

Why?!