03x03 - Twister's Hat/Tito-Thon

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Sorry I'm late, guys.

We had three kinds of pancakes this morning.

It took me forever to decide.

It's okay, Twist.

We had Sammy here to hold your place.

And that's all I'm doing.

Last time I rode this

I couldn't eat for a week.

What's the matter, Squid?

Can't handle a few chills and spills?

[screaming]

Chills? Spills?

Twists?

Turns?

[gulps]: Excuse me.

Hey, it's the incredible shrinking Squid.

[laughs]

Aah!

[screaming]

This is awesome!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoa! Oh, no!

Relax, Twist, man.

I'm sure Sammy's got it.

Squid!

Did you see where hat went?

You lost your hat?

Oh, I didn't notice.

I was kind of busy getting something.

Come on, you guys got to help me find it.

Twister: Man, we looked everywhere.

I can't believe it's gone.

The usual all around?

I hope your new buddy here likes Shack burgers.

New buddy?

It's me Twister.

Twist?

Whoa, didn't even recognize you without your hat on.

Oh, this is the lamest.

Twist, you can always get a new hat.

You don't understand, I needmyhat.

When I was little, my mom gave it to me

so when I played in the park

she'd always be able to find me.

There you go,mijo.

[laughing]

Lars!

Oh, what?

I didn't do nothing.

And at family parties

everyone could always tell me apart from my cousins.

Ay, mira que lindo sobrino.

I knew I saw that hat.

Come here, come here.

Look at him.

Come, say hello

to your uncle.

Ay, Twister, mwah, mwah.

[speaking Spanish]

I like your hat.

Lars!

Oh, what, I didn't do nothing.

I've always had that hat.

And everyone's always known I'm Twister.

Man, I got to find it!

I never knew that old hat meant so much to him.

Wow, I've never seen someone get so freaked out

about losing a hat.

Whoa!

[sighs relief]

[chuckles]

You guys ready?

I'm sticking it this time for sure.

Whoa. Ooh.

I'd calculate that at around .

?

Sam, I'm going for a .

If you're going for biffs I think you made it.

Man, where's Twister?

I haven't seen him all day.

Hey, guys.

"I keep it real."

Cool hat, Twist.

Thanks.

I'm just wearing it till I find my regular hat.

And check these out.

"Lost..."

"If you find it give it back to me"?

Pretty sweet, huh?

I put them all over the pier

and I'm going to comb MadTown.

But even if someone does find it

how are they going to know who it belongs to?

Hey, watch out, man.

What's the deal?

Hey, dork,

why don't you go litter somewhere else?

I'm not a dork.

Hey, there, new guy, my town welcomes you,

but you got to skate if you want to hang around here.

Conroy, it's me, Twister.

Twister?

Sorry, man

I didn't recognize you

without your normal lid on.

Oh, man.

I'm going for a surf.

Come on, guys, we got to cheer up, Twist.

Raymundo didn't recognize me.

Conroy didn't know who I was.

Everyone at MadTown thought I was lame.

Without my hat, I'm not...

I'm not even Twister anymore.

No way, bro.

You'll always be Twister.

Yeah, Twist

your hat has nothing to do with who you are.

Whoa. Whoa.

Man, I can't see.

Whoa.

Get off my wave, bro.

Aah!

Whoa.

[screams]

Hey, watch where you're surfing, man.

Lars, it's me.

Twister?

Man, I can't believe I'm related to you.

My own brother didn't even know who I was.

At least that's one good thing.

You guys may as well call me Maurice.

When that hat flew away, so did Twister.

Hey, cousins

looks like you're one banana shy of a bunch.

Yeah, you seen Twister anywhere?

We were supposed to meet him here.

No.

I haven't seen him all day.

I'm right here!

Oh, sorry, little cuz

didn't even know it was you without your...

without your, uh...

face wrapped around a double banana split.

No, thanks.

Banana splits were Twister's favorite food.

Give me a refried fish burger.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I thought I was the only one who liked those.

Yeah, bro, you hate fish.

No, Twister hated fish.

Maybe Maurice likes it.

Twist, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Let's just skip the grub.

I know what'll cheer you up.

How about a phat bike ride

to the other side of Ocean Shores?

No, thanks.

Twister rode bikes, not me.

All right, that's it.

Maurice has got to go.

It's time to get Twister back.

Guys, we've got to find that hat.

Here you go, kids.

Lost and found.

I'm sure it's here, Twist.

Oh, it's not in there.

Boy, I'm sure going to miss being Twister.

We're not giving up, Twist.

There's a thousand places

your hat can be.

[screaming]

Hmm.

You know, if we tossed a hat off the roller coaster

right at the point where yours flew off

there's a chance it might lead us

straight to your hat.

That's a great idea.

Cool.

Here, Twist, get on the ride.

Toss this off.

And I'll chase after it.

You better hand me a few more hats.

I sort of forgot where exactly it flew off.

I don't see why I have to be the one on the ride.

Sam, we all know you're the slow...

I-I mean the best choice to be hat tosser.

[gulps]

I just hope the only thing I toss are these hats.

Oh, honey, leave that old smelly hat here.

Me and my big...

mouth!

This one's all me.

[screaming]

This one's the money, bro.

Oh!

Way to go, Squid.

[screams]

Ah!

No!

[splash]

Hey, man, you catch any other hats lately?

Oh, well, I guess it's just you and me from now on.

Ooh!

My hat!

So, uh, Twist, I see you got your hat back.

[nasal]: And we're glad to have Twister back, too.

But you think maybe you should wash that hat?

And take it off again? No way.

Dude, I think I know the perfect way to clean it.

Tito: ♪ Aloha Oy ♪

[laughter]

Dudes... we heard you all the way at the beach.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong, little cuzzes.

My old surf buddies just got in from Hawaii.

They're here for the Ocean Shores Triathlon.

This is Coconut Kahana, but we call him... "Co."

And this is Wahauni, and we call him "Own."

And this is Irving.

We call him... Irving.

[laughter]

Hey, what's up?Hey, brah.

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Keoni? No way!

It does kind of look like him.

I wasn't going to miss a chance to be with my mainland kanakas.

All: Woogie, woogie, woogie, woogie, woogie, woogie!

And, in the tradition of aloha spirit

we signed you up for the triathlon, too.

It'll be just like the old days, huh, brah?

Really?

I don't know what to say.

What's the aloha spirit?It's actually

a real law in Hawaii.

You're supposed to treat people with kindness

and enjoy their company

because everyone and everything is connected.

Right, Uncle?

Right, little nephew.

So, what are we waiting for?

Let's get out there and connect to some waves.

I'll be there as soon as I'm done with the shack.

You know, very busy right now.

Ho-ho!

It's a crazy time.

Very, very busy.

Hey, we're coming, too.

Yeah, we've got a lot of Keoni catching up to do.

I got it under control, Tito.

You should be hanging

with your buds.Oh.

Okay. Thanks, brother.

I'll be hanging with my buds, all right.

Ah, what have I got to worry about?

Those guys are probably out of shape, too.

All: , , ...

, ...

Oh, boy, I got some work to do.

[snoring]

[gasps for air]

Who's the king?

Oh.

You are, Tito.

Tito.

Tito.

Ti-ti... Tito!

Tito!

[coughs]

Oh, who am I kidding?

A sleeping sea turtle could b*at me.

[crickets chirping]

It's the middle of the swim day.

We all look back.

No Tito in sight.

[gasps]

And then suddenly

something passed by us under the water.

[splash and cawing]

Keoni: My uncle hitched a ride

on the back of a dolphin

and came out ahead of these guys to win the race.

No way!

Totally awesome!

Whoa!

Hey, it was aloha spirit working with the ocean.

Nothing we could do about that!

We did make him split the prize money, though.

[laughs]

No prize money this time, boys.

Tito, bro, what happened?

Well, up at dawn as usual.

Did my daily swim

around the pier.

Ran ten miles.

Stopped to put the boulder down off my back.

And banged my ankle.

Can you believe it?

Bummer.No way.

Oh, man.I guess

my only triathlon events will be

cheering, clapping and yelling

for you guys.

Got to give props when props are due.

That was totally awesome!

Let's go inside.

I want to show Keoni the new Blades that came in.

[record scratches]

♪ I'm a little coconut-ee ♪

♪ In my little island hut-ee! ♪

♪ With my little, ooh... ♪

Oop! Hel-lo!

Tito!

It's a miracle!

He's been heeled!

Uh...

Afraid not, my friend.

Why were you faking us out?

Because I'm in no shape for a triathlon.

I didn't want to make a fool of myself.

But, Uncle,

that's why we came here.

Co and the g*ng wanted to compete with you again.

Just like the old days.

I know, but once

a pineapple is ripe

it's very hard to make it a seed again.

Besides... the triathlon is in three days.

No problemo.

We can help you train.

Right, guys?

Yeah. Count us in!

Just think of as... Team Tito.

All: Yeah! Team Tito!

What do you say?

I say...

bring it on!

Otto: This is Team Tito's treat.

All the vitamins and minerals you need.

Scientifically formulated for maximum power.

Oh, I don't know.

Come on. We'll do it with you.

[glasses clinking]

[gulping]

All: Ew!

Mmm!

That's... good.

[chanting]: Tito, is the one to b*at.

With his power island feet.

[breathing heavily]

Come on, Tito.

I'm going to have to pull out my secret w*apon.

♪ Chicken from the barbecue ♪

♪ It's awaiting just for you ♪

Oh!

Chicken!

Mm!

[sea gulls screeching]

[gasps]

I don't know if I can last two more days.

Sure you can.

Otto, take your position.

This burger is raw.

Well, I want my money back.

Where did you learn how to cook?

Hawaii?

Just wait 'till I get my hands on you!

[gasping]

Ew!

How's our brother Tito doing?

He said

he'd see us later.

He needed to rest his legs some more.

[breathing heavily]

Sam: Maybe we'll try a real hill tomorrow.

Real hill?

[groaning]: Oh!

And go.

You really think we need to do this?

In a triathlon, every second counts, Uncle.

Just a little real food can't hurt.

Come to papa!

Huh?

Tito, race time is in half an hour!

I'm sorry to let you down, little cuzzes,

but it's no use.

I can't do this.

Even my aches have aches.

But you can't bail on us now after all the hard work.

Uncle, please. You got to try.

Go on. You have your friends to cheer for.

They need you.

You always told me the aloha spirit

wasn't about winning.

It was about the joy of competing.

I guess it's like the story of your hurt leg.

It's just something you made up.

[waves splashing]

Have you guys seen Tito?

He's going to miss watching the race.

I don't think he was feeling too well.

All triathlon competitors

please take your places.

On your marks.

Get set!

[whistle blows]

[cheering]

Hang tough, Tito!

Come on, Tito!

[cheering]

Tito rocks!

[cheering]: Go, go, go!

[cheering]

Come on, Tito. Let's go.

Go, go.

[cheering]

[cheering]

[seagull cawing]

[cheering]

Tito, you did it!

You did it, Tito!

Whoo-oo!

You finished!

You made it!

And to think

I almost let a chance like this slip away.

Hey, but what about your leg, bruddah?

Well, let's just say

I'm a fast healer when it comes to friends.

Now where's my team?

Come on, Team Tito!

Let's lift him up.

[grunting]

Maybe Team Tito should get a lift instead.

[laughs]

We knew you could do it, Tito!

All: Team Tito rocks!

Aloha to that, little cuzzes.

Aloha to that.

[seagull calling]

[rock music playing]

♪ I'm a little coconut-ee! ♪