03x18 - Episode 18

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[ Country music plays ]

[ Country music plays ]
and now the kids in the hall

[ Country music plays ]
and now the kids in the hall
present the dramatic conclusion

And now the kids in the hall
present the dramatic conclusion
of "old yeller."

Hi, ma!

Hi, ma!
Hi.

Hi, ma!
Hi.
What's wrong, ma?

Hi.
What's wrong, ma?
It's old yeller.

What's wrong, ma?
It's old yeller.
He's rabid.

It's old yeller.
He's rabid.
[ Sad music plays ]

He's rabid.
[ Sad music plays ]
what you gonna do now, ma?

[ Sad music plays ]
what you gonna do now, ma?
Only one thing to do.

What you gonna do now, ma?
Only one thing to do.
[ r*fle cocks ]

Only one thing to do.
[ r*fle cocks ]
[ sobbing ] it's my dog, ma!

[ r*fle cocks ]
[ sobbing ] it's my dog, ma!
I'll do it.

[ Sobbing ] it's my dog, ma!
I'll do it.
All right.

I'll do it.
All right.
[ r*fle cocks ]

All right.
[ r*fle cocks ]
[ g*nsh*t ]

You're a man, now, toby.

You're a man, now, toby.
That was the dramatic

You're a man, now, toby.
That was the dramatic
conclusion of "old yeller."

That was the dramatic
conclusion of "old yeller."
[ Country music plays ]

Uh, you wanted to see me,

Uh, you wanted to see me,
sir?

Uh, you wanted to see me,
sir?
Yeah, danny, I wanted to show

Sir?
Yeah, danny, I wanted to show
you something, dan.

Yeah, danny, I wanted to show
you something, dan.
Is it a mole?

You something, dan.
Is it a mole?
No, no, it's not a mole, dan.

Is it a mole?
No, no, it's not a mole, dan.
Oh, I thought it might be a

No, no, it's not a mole, dan.
Oh, I thought it might be a
mole.

Oh, I thought it might be a
mole.
And maybe you wanted me to see

Mole.
And maybe you wanted me to see
if it had gotten any bigger

And maybe you wanted me to see
if it had gotten any bigger
because I know how hard it is to

If it had gotten any bigger
because I know how hard it is to
see certain areas of your body

Because I know how hard it is to
see certain areas of your body
without a mirror.

See certain areas of your body
without a mirror.
I know what you mean, dan,

Without a mirror.
I know what you mean, dan,
but no, no, it's not a mole.

I know what you mean, dan,
but no, no, it's not a mole.
I wanted to show you a film,

But no, no, it's not a mole.
I wanted to show you a film,
dan.

I wanted to show you a film,
dan.
Oh, "home alone"?

Dan.
Oh, "home alone"?
No, it's not.

Oh, "home alone"?
No, it's not.
It's not "home alone," although

No, it's not.
It's not "home alone," although
that is a fine film, danny.

It's not "home alone," although
that is a fine film, danny.
Ah-ha.

That is a fine film, danny.
Ah-ha.
Loving the movies.

Ah-ha.
Loving the movies.
Okay.

Loving the movies.
Okay.
[ Disco music plays ]

Dan.

Dan.
Huh?

Dan.
Huh?
Is that you, dan?

Huh?
Is that you, dan?
Are you "blade rogers," dan?

Is that you, dan?
Are you "blade rogers," dan?
[ Chuckling awkwardly ]

Are you "blade rogers," dan?
[ Chuckling awkwardly ]
well, heh heh heh.

[ Chuckling awkwardly ]
well, heh heh heh.
Well, uh, sir, part of me is --

Well, heh heh heh.
Well, uh, sir, part of me is --
the part of me that is still

Well, uh, sir, part of me is --
the part of me that is still
that young runaway with dreams

The part of me that is still
that young runaway with dreams
of a hollywood career in his

That young runaway with dreams
of a hollywood career in his
eyes.

Of a hollywood career in his
eyes.
I hope that part never dies, but

Eyes.
I hope that part never dies, but
the other part?

I hope that part never dies, but
the other part?
The part that works here for you

The other part?
The part that works here for you
at a.t. & Love is certainly not

The part that works here for you
at a.t. & Love is certainly not
"blade rogers" -- no way.

At a.t. & Love is certainly not
"blade rogers" -- no way.
Dan...

"Blade rogers" -- no way.
Dan...
Yes, sir?

Dan...
Yes, sir?
You're fired, dan.

Yes, sir?
You're fired, dan.
[ Grunts ]

You're fired, dan.
[ Grunts ]
god, I didn't think it would be

[ Grunts ]
god, I didn't think it would be
like this.

God, I didn't think it would be
like this.
I mean, I always knew I'd be

Like this.
I mean, I always knew I'd be
fired, but I always thought I'd

I mean, I always knew I'd be
fired, but I always thought I'd
be fired for misappropriation of

Fired, but I always thought I'd
be fired for misappropriation of
funds or criminal negligence or

Be fired for misappropriation of
funds or criminal negligence or
maybe even for screwing your

Funds or criminal negligence or
maybe even for screwing your
wife.

Maybe even for screwing your
wife.
Dan, I want to re-hire you.

Wife.
Dan, I want to re-hire you.
What?

Dan, I want to re-hire you.
What?
But I want you to do what you

What?
But I want you to do what you
do best and that's make p*rn,

But I want you to do what you
do best and that's make p*rn,
danno.

Do best and that's make p*rn,
danno.
But, sir, I don't understand.

Danno.
But, sir, I don't understand.
Since when does a.t. & Love make

But, sir, I don't understand.
Since when does a.t. & Love make
p*rn pictures?

Since when does a.t. & Love make
p*rn pictures?
Well, dan, let me explain.

p*rn pictures?
Well, dan, let me explain.
It's ever since we bought out

Well, dan, let me explain.
It's ever since we bought out
international compufax.

It's ever since we bought out
international compufax.
I see.

International compufax.
I see.
You see, compufax owned

I see.
You see, compufax owned
lorresco mines, which was a

You see, compufax owned
lorresco mines, which was a
holding company for excelsior

Lorresco mines, which was a
holding company for excelsior
communications, which had a

Holding company for excelsior
communications, which had a
controlling interest in

Communications, which had a
controlling interest in
"knob o' throb" films.

Controlling interest in
"knob o' throb" films.
That's my old studio.

"Knob o' throb" films.
That's my old studio.
Yes.

That's my old studio.
Yes.
So since we bought out compufax,

Yes.
So since we bought out compufax,
dan, it seems that we're one of

So since we bought out compufax,
dan, it seems that we're one of
north america's most profitable

Dan, it seems that we're one of
north america's most profitable
p*rn film studios.

North america's most profitable
p*rn film studios.
And we own a weight loss clinic

p*rn film studios.
And we own a weight loss clinic
and most of the galapagos

And we own a weight loss clinic
and most of the galapagos
islands.

And most of the galapagos
islands.
I see.

Islands.
I see.
So what do you say, dan?

I see.
So what do you say, dan?
A body like yours doesn't belong

So what do you say, dan?
A body like yours doesn't belong
in a suit.

A body like yours doesn't belong
in a suit.
Oh, sir, really, I put on a

In a suit.
Oh, sir, really, I put on a
few pounds over the years.

Oh, sir, really, I put on a
few pounds over the years.
Oh, dan, no one's gonna be

Few pounds over the years.
Oh, dan, no one's gonna be
looking at your love handles.

Oh, dan, no one's gonna be
looking at your love handles.
They're gonna be staring at the

Looking at your love handles.
They're gonna be staring at the
old husk handle.

They're gonna be staring at the
old husk handle.
Oh, sir, really!

Old husk handle.
Oh, sir, really!
I mean it.

Oh, sir, really!
I mean it.
You've got a beautiful tool.

I mean it.
You've got a beautiful tool.
You're embarrassing me.

You've got a beautiful tool.
You're embarrassing me.
Don't be embarrassed.

You're embarrassing me.
Don't be embarrassed.
You know it's true.

Don't be embarrassed.
You know it's true.
Well, thank you for that.

You know it's true.
Well, thank you for that.
And, uh, well, I must admit that

Well, thank you for that.
And, uh, well, I must admit that
I do have an idea for a

And, uh, well, I must admit that
I do have an idea for a
screenplay.

I do have an idea for a
screenplay.
Weave your web, baby!

Screenplay.
Weave your web, baby!
I'm all ears!

Weave your web, baby!
I'm all ears!
Okay, uh, it's about this

I'm all ears!
Okay, uh, it's about this
woman --

Okay, uh, it's about this
woman --
I love it!

Woman --
I love it!
There's more.

I love it!
There's more.
More?

There's more.
More?
Oh, gosh, dan!

More?
Oh, gosh, dan!
Go on!

Oh, gosh, dan!
Go on!
Well, she goes away on

Go on!
Well, she goes away on
vacation, and she forgets her

Well, she goes away on
vacation, and she forgets her
husband.

Vacation, and she forgets her
husband.
Uh-huh.

Husband.
Uh-huh.
And then these two gorgeous

Uh-huh.
And then these two gorgeous
burglars break in and --

And then these two gorgeous
burglars break in and --
dan, do you think we could

Burglars break in and --
dan, do you think we could
make this film in the galapagos?

Dan, do you think we could
make this film in the galapagos?
Well, I suppose I could make

Make this film in the galapagos?
Well, I suppose I could make
him a marine biologist.

Well, I suppose I could make
him a marine biologist.
Great!

Him a marine biologist.
Great!
Because I just haven't got a

Great!
Because I just haven't got a
clue what to do with them

Because I just haven't got a
clue what to do with them
islands.

Clue what to do with them
islands.
Well, dan...

Islands.
Well, dan...
Yes?

Well, dan...
Yes?
Now that I own it, what say

Yes?
Now that I own it, what say
I see it?

Now that I own it, what say
I see it?
Come on, dan.

I see it?
Come on, dan.
Well, you are the boss.

Come on, dan.
Well, you are the boss.
That's it.

Well, you are the boss.
That's it.
Unfurl it, boy.

That's it.
Unfurl it, boy.
Come on!

Unfurl it, boy.
Come on!
It's not a flag.

Come on!
It's not a flag.
Let it touch the ground.

It's not a flag.
Let it touch the ground.
[ Thud ]

Bingo, would you get me lloyds

Bingo, would you get me lloyds
of london, please?

Shut up!

Shut up!
No!

Shut up!
No!
Why don't you shut up?

No!
Why don't you shut up?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Why don't you shut up?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Always blabbing.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Always blabbing.
No, I'm not always blabbing.

Always blabbing.
No, I'm not always blabbing.
Why don't you just shut up, all

No, I'm not always blabbing.
Why don't you just shut up, all
right?

Why don't you just shut up, all
right?
Keep your voice down.

Right?
Keep your voice down.
Everyone's looking.

Keep your voice down.
Everyone's looking.
Nobody's looking!

Everyone's looking.
Nobody's looking!
Nobody can hear me!

Nobody's looking!
Nobody can hear me!
And what do I care anyway?

Nobody can hear me!
And what do I care anyway?
Okay, let's go.

And what do I care anyway?
Okay, let's go.
No!

Okay, let's go.
No!
We're staying here.

No!
We're staying here.
I love this place.

We're staying here.
I love this place.
I'm a hero to these people!

I love this place.
I'm a hero to these people!
Hey, look at me!

I'm a hero to these people!
Hey, look at me!
I'm the king, eh!

Hey, look at me!
I'm the king, eh!
Keep your voice down!

I'm the king, eh!
Keep your voice down!
I'm a hero to these people!

Keep your voice down!
I'm a hero to these people!
Shut up!

I'm a hero to these people!
Shut up!
Shut up?!

Shut up!
Shut up?!
Why don't you shut up, eh?

Shut up?!
Why don't you shut up, eh?
You're smoking, you're eating,

Why don't you shut up, eh?
You're smoking, you're eating,
you're drinking, you're talking.

You're smoking, you're eating,
you're drinking, you're talking.
You're making me nuts!

You're drinking, you're talking.
You're making me nuts!
I'm gonna say something.

You're making me nuts!
I'm gonna say something.
What?

I'm gonna say something.
What?
Do you mind?

What?
Do you mind?
There are other people here.

Do you mind?
There are other people here.
Are you lyle hershecker's

There are other people here.
Are you lyle hershecker's
brother?

Are you lyle hershecker's
brother?
Walk erect much?

Brother?
Walk erect much?
Hey!

Walk erect much?
Hey!
Cut that crap out.

Hey!
Cut that crap out.
[ Birds tweeting ]

Cut that crap out.
[ Birds tweeting ]
what?

Mmm.

Mmm.
Mmm.

Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.

Mmm.
Mmm.
What?

Mmm.
What?
What?

What?
What?
What?

What?
What?
Think what you just did.

What?
Think what you just did.
Think!

Think what you just did.
Think!
Come on, let's go!

Think!
Come on, let's go!
I don't speak english.

Come on, let's go!
I don't speak english.
[ Fabric ripping ]

I don't speak english.
[ Fabric ripping ]
I love you.

[ Fabric ripping ]
I love you.
Let's go!

I love you.
Let's go!
[ Kissing noises ]

Let's go!
[ Kissing noises ]
[ punch connecting ]

[ Kissing noises ]
[ punch connecting ]
hello, mr. Harris.

[ Punch connecting ]
hello, mr. Harris.
Hi.

Hello, mr. Harris.
Hi.
All right, so what do we have

Hi.
All right, so what do we have
here?

All right, so what do we have
here?
Broken nose.

Here?
Broken nose.
I'll have a little look at

Broken nose.
I'll have a little look at
that.

I'll have a little look at
that.
Ah! [ Winces ]

That.
Ah! [ Winces ]
ow!

Ah! [ Winces ]
ow!
An almost broken nose.

Ow!
An almost broken nose.
Oh?

An almost broken nose.
Oh?
So how did this happen?

Oh?
So how did this happen?
I was trying to make a

So how did this happen?
I was trying to make a
difference in this world.

I was trying to make a
difference in this world.
Well, my nephew's seven.

Difference in this world.
Well, my nephew's seven.
He's quite a tiger, as I found

Well, my nephew's seven.
He's quite a tiger, as I found
out, and, uh...

He's quite a tiger, as I found
out, and, uh...
I don't want to talk about it!

Out, and, uh...
I don't want to talk about it!
Who's asking?

I don't want to talk about it!
Who's asking?
I fell down while making some

Who's asking?
I fell down while making some
toast.

I fell down while making some
toast.
[ Crying ] f*cking bike

Toast.
[ Crying ] f*cking bike
couriers, man.

[ Crying ] f*cking bike
couriers, man.
f*cking bike couriers.

Couriers, man.
f*cking bike couriers.
You don't want to know.

f*cking bike couriers.
You don't want to know.
Fair enough.

You don't want to know.
Fair enough.
Okay, now this may hurt a little

Fair enough.
Okay, now this may hurt a little
bit.

Okay, now this may hurt a little
bit.
What?

Bit.
What?
[ Loud cr*ck ]

What?
[ Loud cr*ck ]
[ gasping ]

[ Loud cr*ck ]
[ gasping ]
[ sighs ]

[ Gasping ]
[ sighs ]
barry, he fainted.

[ Sighs ]
barry, he fainted.
Can you get some salts?

Barry, he fainted.
Can you get some salts?
I said he fainted.

Can you get some salts?
I said he fainted.
I need some salts.

[ Lisping ] found them!

[ Lisping ] found them!
Oh!

[ Lisping ] found them!
Oh!
Jeez!

Oh!
Jeez!
Oh.

Jeez!
Oh.
How long have these grapes been

Oh.
How long have these grapes been
here?

How long have these grapes been
here?
I must get a housekeeper.

Here?
I must get a housekeeper.
Well, it's happy hour.

I must get a housekeeper.
Well, it's happy hour.
Time for a monologue.

Well, it's happy hour.
Time for a monologue.
Gather around, boys!

Time for a monologue.
Gather around, boys!
Scoot!

Gather around, boys!
Scoot!
[ Sighs ]

Scoot!
[ Sighs ]
tonight's topic is "vice."

[ Sighs ]
tonight's topic is "vice."
[ Bell dings ]

Tonight's topic is "vice."
[ Bell dings ]
or as we girls call it, "vicky."

[ Bell dings ]
or as we girls call it, "vicky."
Let's face it, people will

Or as we girls call it, "vicky."
Let's face it, people will
always need to get high, yes?

Let's face it, people will
always need to get high, yes?
Mm-hmm.

Always need to get high, yes?
Mm-hmm.
And that goes double for

Mm-hmm.
And that goes double for
faggots.

And that goes double for
faggots.
If we made the rules, pot

Faggots.
If we made the rules, pot
wouldn't be illegal, hockey

If we made the rules, pot
wouldn't be illegal, hockey
would.

Wouldn't be illegal, hockey
would.
Oh, sure, I know.

Would.
Oh, sure, I know.
Marijuana has never k*lled

Oh, sure, I know.
Marijuana has never k*lled
anyone.

Marijuana has never k*lled
anyone.
Oh, sure, it's made a number of

Anyone.
Oh, sure, it's made a number of
people slower over the years,

Oh, sure, it's made a number of
people slower over the years,
but so has television and old

People slower over the years,
but so has television and old
age, and they're still legal.

But so has television and old
age, and they're still legal.
Otherwise I wouldn't be here

Age, and they're still legal.
Otherwise I wouldn't be here
rapidly aging on tv.

Otherwise I wouldn't be here
rapidly aging on tv.
The truth is, there is such a

Rapidly aging on tv.
The truth is, there is such a
thing as safer drug use.

The truth is, there is such a
thing as safer drug use.
My credo is, "moderation."

Thing as safer drug use.
My credo is, "moderation."
Within reason.

My credo is, "moderation."
Within reason.
My rules are, "stick to pot,"

Within reason.
My rules are, "stick to pot,"
"occasionally ecstasy," "coke,

My rules are, "stick to pot,"
"occasionally ecstasy," "coke,
but only if it's offered,"

"Occasionally ecstasy," "coke,
but only if it's offered,"
"and never involve needles."

But only if it's offered,"
"and never involve needles."
"Add alcohol and stir."

"And never involve needles."
"Add alcohol and stir."
[ Laughs ]

"Add alcohol and stir."
[ Laughs ]
oh, sure, I know what you're

[ Laughs ]
oh, sure, I know what you're
thinking -- "people don't do

Oh, sure, I know what you're
thinking -- "people don't do
dr*gs anymore."

Thinking -- "people don't do
dr*gs anymore."
But still, put a line down at a

dr*gs anymore."
But still, put a line down at a
party and it's trough time.

But still, put a line down at a
party and it's trough time.
Two years ago, I decided that

Party and it's trough time.
Two years ago, I decided that
something in my lifestyle had to

Two years ago, I decided that
something in my lifestyle had to
go, so I quit smoking.

Something in my lifestyle had to
go, so I quit smoking.
I would never go back.

Go, so I quit smoking.
I would never go back.
Well, not unless something

I would never go back.
Well, not unless something
really terrible happened.

Well, not unless something
really terrible happened.
It's awful to wish your parents

Really terrible happened.
It's awful to wish your parents
dead just for a cigarette!

It's awful to wish your parents
dead just for a cigarette!
[ Laughs ]

Dead just for a cigarette!
[ Laughs ]
I'm sorry.

[ Laughs ]
I'm sorry.
Everyone has their own

I'm sorry.
Everyone has their own
parameters.

Everyone has their own
parameters.
For some people, chocolate is

Parameters.
For some people, chocolate is
the furthest they will ever

For some people, chocolate is
the furthest they will ever
plunge down that slippery slope

The furthest they will ever
plunge down that slippery slope
of vice.

Plunge down that slippery slope
of vice.
For others it's m*rder.

Of vice.
For others it's m*rder.
Somewhere in between lies p*rn.

For others it's m*rder.
Somewhere in between lies p*rn.
The idea of persecuting gay p*rn

Somewhere in between lies p*rn.
The idea of persecuting gay p*rn
is redundant.

The idea of persecuting gay p*rn
is redundant.
Gay life is p*rn!

Is redundant.
Gay life is p*rn!
What you see up on that screen

Gay life is p*rn!
What you see up on that screen
are the community's standards.

What you see up on that screen
are the community's standards.
Nobody's being exploited.

Are the community's standards.
Nobody's being exploited.
These are faggots, people!

Nobody's being exploited.
These are faggots, people!
[ Laughter and applause ]

These are faggots, people!
[ Laughter and applause ]
to argue that p*rn leads

[ Laughter and applause ]
to argue that p*rn leads
to v*olence is beside the point.

To argue that p*rn leads
to v*olence is beside the point.
Everything interesting in life

To v*olence is beside the point.
Everything interesting in life
does.

Everything interesting in life
does.
And just for the record, I am

Does.
And just for the record, I am
not ashamed of anything that I

And just for the record, I am
not ashamed of anything that I
have ever done in my career to

Not ashamed of anything that I
have ever done in my career to
put food on the table.

Have ever done in my career to
put food on the table.
Modeling can mean a lot of

Put food on the table.
Modeling can mean a lot of
things.

Modeling can mean a lot of
things.
[ Laughter ]

Things.
[ Laughter ]
it's all about freedom of

[ Laughter ]
it's all about freedom of
choice -- the freedom to put

It's all about freedom of
choice -- the freedom to put
whatever it is you want into

Choice -- the freedom to put
whatever it is you want into
your body, whether it be an

Whatever it is you want into
your body, whether it be an
idea, a line, or carlos.

Your body, whether it be an
idea, a line, or carlos.
[ Laughter ]

Idea, a line, or carlos.
[ Laughter ]
sure, I know, some "vicky" is

[ Laughter ]
sure, I know, some "vicky" is
dangerous, but so is bungee

Sure, I know, some "vicky" is
dangerous, but so is bungee
jumping, and it's legal and so

Dangerous, but so is bungee
jumping, and it's legal and so
exciting!

Jumping, and it's legal and so
exciting!
The only thing I could possibly

Exciting!
The only thing I could possibly
compare it to is washroom sex.

The only thing I could possibly
compare it to is washroom sex.
But I would never do that.

Compare it to is washroom sex.
But I would never do that.
Well, not unless I really had to

But I would never do that.
Well, not unless I really had to
go.

Well, not unless I really had to
go.
[ Bell dings ]

Go.
[ Bell dings ]
time's up.

[ Bell dings ]
time's up.
All right, back to work.

Time's up.
All right, back to work.
La, la, la, la, la.

[ Country music plays ]

[ Country music plays ]
and now, the kids in the hall

[ Country music plays ]
and now, the kids in the hall
present the dramatic conclusion

And now, the kids in the hall
present the dramatic conclusion
of "old yeller."

Present the dramatic conclusion
of "old yeller."
Hi, ma.

Of "old yeller."
Hi, ma.
Hi.

Hi, ma.
Hi.
What's wrong, ma?

Hi.
What's wrong, ma?
It's old yeller.

What's wrong, ma?
It's old yeller.
He's rabid.

It's old yeller.
He's rabid.
[ Sad music plays ]

He's rabid.
[ Sad music plays ]
this week's old yeller is

[ Sad music plays ]
this week's old yeller is
played by alvin toushay, the

This week's old yeller is
played by alvin toushay, the
baby born at woodstock.

Played by alvin toushay, the
baby born at woodstock.
What you gonna do now, ma?

Baby born at woodstock.
What you gonna do now, ma?
There's only one thing to do.

What you gonna do now, ma?
There's only one thing to do.
[ r*fle cocks ]

There's only one thing to do.
[ r*fle cocks ]
[ sobbing ] it's my dog, ma.

[ r*fle cocks ]
[ sobbing ] it's my dog, ma.
I'll do it.

[ Sobbing ] it's my dog, ma.
I'll do it.
Okay.

I'll do it.
Okay.
[ r*fle cocks ]

Okay.
[ r*fle cocks ]
[ g*nsh*t ]

[ r*fle cocks ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
you're a man now, toby.

[ g*nsh*t ]
you're a man now, toby.
That was the exciting

You're a man now, toby.
That was the exciting
conclusion of "old yeller."

That was the exciting
conclusion of "old yeller."
[ Country music plays ]

[ Tuneless rock music plays ]

That was haunting.

That was haunting.
Really good groove.

That was haunting.
Really good groove.
Not bad without drums, eh?

Really good groove.
Not bad without drums, eh?
I can't believe rod's not

Not bad without drums, eh?
I can't believe rod's not
here.

I can't believe rod's not
here.
We were supposed to be here a

Here.
We were supposed to be here a
half-hour ago and arrived having

We were supposed to be here a
half-hour ago and arrived having
eaten.

Half-hour ago and arrived having
eaten.
I know, I mean, if we want to

Eaten.
I know, I mean, if we want to
make it, we gotta want it and

I know, I mean, if we want to
make it, we gotta want it and
need it more than anyone!

Make it, we gotta want it and
need it more than anyone!
We're never gonna make it.

Need it more than anyone!
We're never gonna make it.
Hey!

We're never gonna make it.
Hey!
We're gonna make it.

Hey!
We're gonna make it.
Yes, we are!

We're gonna make it.
Yes, we are!
Both: armada!

Yes, we are!
Both: armada!
Armada!

Both: armada!
Armada!
Sorry I'm late.

Armada!
Sorry I'm late.
Hey, rod.

Sorry I'm late.
Hey, rod.
You didn't arrive having eaten.

Hey, rod.
You didn't arrive having eaten.
Oh, right.

You didn't arrive having eaten.
Oh, right.
And also, my dad's here.

Oh, right.
And also, my dad's here.
Hey, guys.

And also, my dad's here.
Hey, guys.
Hey, cool digs!

Hey, guys.
Hey, cool digs!
Uh, what's your dad doing in

Hey, cool digs!
Uh, what's your dad doing in
the rehearsal space?

Uh, what's your dad doing in
the rehearsal space?
I don't know.

The rehearsal space?
I don't know.
He wants to talk to you about

I don't know.
He wants to talk to you about
something, I guess.

He wants to talk to you about
something, I guess.
Well, what?

Something, I guess.
Well, what?
I have no idea.

Well, what?
I have no idea.
What is it, dad?

I have no idea.
What is it, dad?
Well, uh, I thought I'd talk

What is it, dad?
Well, uh, I thought I'd talk
to you boys a little bit about

Well, uh, I thought I'd talk
to you boys a little bit about
your musical careers.

To you boys a little bit about
your musical careers.
We're gonna make it,

Your musical careers.
We're gonna make it,
mr. Torfulson.

We're gonna make it,
mr. Torfulson.
We've got no choice.

Mr. Torfulson.
We've got no choice.
[ Laughs ]

We've got no choice.
[ Laughs ]
it's not that simple.

[ Laughs ]
it's not that simple.
It's not?

It's not that simple.
It's not?
How so, dad?

It's not?
How so, dad?
Okay.

How so, dad?
Okay.
Well, you know, uh, having been

Okay.
Well, you know, uh, having been
a dental supply salesman for

Well, you know, uh, having been
a dental supply salesman for
years and a merchant marine

A dental supply salesman for
years and a merchant marine
for / months, I think it's

Years and a merchant marine
for / months, I think it's
safe to say that I know a little

For / months, I think it's
safe to say that I know a little
bit about the music industry.

Safe to say that I know a little
bit about the music industry.
Granted.

Bit about the music industry.
Granted.
Sure, sure.

Granted.
Sure, sure.
I love the name "armada."

Sure, sure.
I love the name "armada."
You love the name "armada."

I love the name "armada."
You love the name "armada."
But the name "armada" can mean

You love the name "armada."
But the name "armada" can mean
so many things.

But the name "armada" can mean
so many things.
That's why we like it, I

So many things.
That's why we like it, I
thought.

That's why we like it, I
thought.
Could we just hear him out,

Thought.
Could we just hear him out,
please?

Could we just hear him out,
please?
What were you thinking about,

Please?
What were you thinking about,
dad?

What were you thinking about,
dad?
A name change?

Dad?
A name change?
That's right.

A name change?
That's right.
Listen to this -- how about,

That's right.
Listen to this -- how about,
"rod torfulson's armada."

Listen to this -- how about,
"rod torfulson's armada."
That's you!

"Rod torfulson's armada."
That's you!
Oh, yeah, I guess it is.

That's you!
Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
But it's got nothing to do with

Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
But it's got nothing to do with
me.

But it's got nothing to do with
me.
It's just an idea.

Me.
It's just an idea.
Hey, can we not fight?!

It's just an idea.
Hey, can we not fight?!
Boys!

Hey, can we not fight?!
Boys!
Don't get hung up on specifics,

Boys!
Don't get hung up on specifics,
okay?

Don't get hung up on specifics,
okay?
It's just a marketing ploy.

Okay?
It's just a marketing ploy.
Besides, rod's well-liked, he

It's just a marketing ploy.
Besides, rod's well-liked, he
drums, he sings.

Besides, rod's well-liked, he
drums, he sings.
He doesn't sing!

Drums, he sings.
He doesn't sing!
Yes, I do -- I sing

He doesn't sing!
Yes, I do -- I sing
background vocals on

Yes, I do -- I sing
background vocals on
"jackie's eyes" and

Background vocals on
"jackie's eyes" and
"drink the bleach."

"Jackie's eyes" and
"drink the bleach."
Well, I sing, write all the

"Drink the bleach."
Well, I sing, write all the
songs, and play lead guitar.

Well, I sing, write all the
songs, and play lead guitar.
What you're missing is it's

Songs, and play lead guitar.
What you're missing is it's
just an idea.

What you're missing is it's
just an idea.
Okay?

Just an idea.
Okay?
Dad, do you think this idea --

Okay?
Dad, do you think this idea --
this name change -- would help

Dad, do you think this idea --
this name change -- would help
us, you know, make it?

This name change -- would help
us, you know, make it?
Well, okay, here's the poop.

Us, you know, make it?
Well, okay, here's the poop.
Being the owner of a powerboat

Well, okay, here's the poop.
Being the owner of a powerboat
and speaking a little

Being the owner of a powerboat
and speaking a little
conversational french, I think

And speaking a little
conversational french, I think
it's safe to say that I

Conversational french, I think
it's safe to say that I
understand a little bit about

It's safe to say that I
understand a little bit about
the music industry.

Understand a little bit about
the music industry.
Sure.

The music industry.
Sure.
Sure, sorry, yeah.

Sure.
Sure, sorry, yeah.
Okay, my estimation is that

Sure, sorry, yeah.
Okay, my estimation is that
this name change would help you

Okay, my estimation is that
this name change would help you
boys make it big time.

This name change would help you
boys make it big time.
Wow.

Boys make it big time.
Wow.
Okay, we'll think about it,

Wow.
Okay, we'll think about it,
but right now, we've gotta

Okay, we'll think about it,
but right now, we've gotta
practice, mr. Torfulson.

But right now, we've gotta
practice, mr. Torfulson.
Okay, "trampoline girl" on .

Practice, mr. Torfulson.
Okay, "trampoline girl" on .
Well, shouldn't we decide

Okay, "trampoline girl" on .
Well, shouldn't we decide
before we start practicing so

Well, shouldn't we decide
before we start practicing so
we'll know what name we're

Before we start practicing so
we'll know what name we're
practicing under?

We'll know what name we're
practicing under?
I'd like to try it out on a

Practicing under?
I'd like to try it out on a
few people for a couple of

I'd like to try it out on a
few people for a couple of
weeks, okay, rod?

Few people for a couple of
weeks, okay, rod?
Might be too late, herman.

Weeks, okay, rod?
Might be too late, herman.
By then, someone else might have

Might be too late, herman.
By then, someone else might have
stolen the name.

By then, someone else might have
stolen the name.
Right.

Stolen the name.
Right.
Good point, impartial father.

Right.
Good point, impartial father.
You know, you guys are always

Good point, impartial father.
You know, you guys are always
talking about saving time.

You know, you guys are always
talking about saving time.
Here's a chance to save some

Talking about saving time.
Here's a chance to save some
time, right?

Here's a chance to save some
time, right?
We've talked about this.

Time, right?
We've talked about this.
Because I don't think that I

We've talked about this.
Because I don't think that I
should be pressured.

Because I don't think that I
should be pressured.
Well, let's vote.

Should be pressured.
Well, let's vote.
Yeah, well, why don't we just

Well, let's vote.
Yeah, well, why don't we just
decide?

Yeah, well, why don't we just
decide?
I'm going to candy's.

Decide?
I'm going to candy's.
How come it gets to be you, rod?

I'm going to candy's.
How come it gets to be you, rod?
Because my dad came here

How come it gets to be you, rod?
Because my dad came here
first!

Because my dad came here
first!
Well, maybe you boys just

First!
Well, maybe you boys just
call it quits.

Well, maybe you boys just
call it quits.
No more armada?

Call it quits.
No more armada?
We have songs.

No more armada?
We have songs.
If you can't get along, you

We have songs.
If you can't get along, you
can't be in a band.

If you can't get along, you
can't be in a band.
Yeah, maybe we should call it

Can't be in a band.
Yeah, maybe we should call it
quits.

Yeah, maybe we should call it
quits.
Fine!

Quits.
Fine!
Wait -- what if we

Fine!
Wait -- what if we
compromise?!

Wait -- what if we
compromise?!
What?

Compromise?!
What?
What if we call ourselves

What?
What if we call ourselves
"rod torfulson's armada

What if we call ourselves
"rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck."

"Rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck."
That sounds okay.

Featuring herman menderchuck."
That sounds okay.
What do you think, herman?

That sounds okay.
What do you think, herman?
Sounds great.

What do you think, herman?
Sounds great.
"Rod torfulson's armada

Sounds great.
"Rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck."

"Rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck."
I love it.

Featuring herman menderchuck."
I love it.
It's just till we make it.

I love it.
It's just till we make it.
Oh, yeah, you'll still write

It's just till we make it.
Oh, yeah, you'll still write
all the songs.

Oh, yeah, you'll still write
all the songs.
Sing, play lead guitar, and

All the songs.
Sing, play lead guitar, and
arrive having eaten.

Sing, play lead guitar, and
arrive having eaten.
Right.

Arrive having eaten.
Right.
Okay.

Right.
Okay.
All: rod torfulson's armada

Okay.
All: rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck.

All: rod torfulson's armada
featuring herman menderchuck.
But I still do all the work.

Featuring herman menderchuck.
But I still do all the work.
"Trampoline girl" on .

But I still do all the work.
"Trampoline girl" on .
, , , !

"Trampoline girl" on .
, , , !
♪ Tramp ♪

, , , !
♪ Tramp ♪
♪ she's a tramp ♪

♪ Tramp ♪
♪ she's a tramp ♪
[ thinking ] we're gonna make

♪ She's a tramp ♪
[ thinking ] we're gonna make
it.

[ Thinking ] we're gonna make
it.
We're gonna make it.

It.
We're gonna make it.
[ Thinking ] we're gonna

We're gonna make it.
[ Thinking ] we're gonna
make it.

[ Thinking ] we're gonna
make it.
We're gonna make it.

Make it.
We're gonna make it.
[ Thinking ] "e," , .

We're gonna make it.
[ Thinking ] "e," , .
"B," , .

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]
tracy, could you come in here,

[ Sighs ]
tracy, could you come in here,
please?

Tracy, could you come in here,
please?
Coming!

Please?
Coming!
Giddyup, horsy.

Coming!
Giddyup, horsy.
Giddyup, horsy.

Giddyup, horsy.
Giddyup, horsy.
Giddyup, horsy.

Giddyup, horsy.
Giddyup, horsy.
Whoa, horsy!

Giddyup, horsy.
Whoa, horsy!
[ Whinnies ]

Whoa, horsy!
[ Whinnies ]
would horsy like some sugar?

[ Whinnies ]
would horsy like some sugar?
Good horsy.

Would horsy like some sugar?
Good horsy.
What is it, mummy?

Good horsy.
What is it, mummy?
My tracy, you're getting to

What is it, mummy?
My tracy, you're getting to
be such a big girl, now, aren't

My tracy, you're getting to
be such a big girl, now, aren't
you?

Be such a big girl, now, aren't
you?
Yes, I am, mummy.

You?
Yes, I am, mummy.
Well, I think it's time that

Yes, I am, mummy.
Well, I think it's time that
you and I had a talk about

Well, I think it's time that
you and I had a talk about
horsy.

You and I had a talk about
horsy.
He's such a good horsy.

Horsy.
He's such a good horsy.
I do love him so much, mummy.

He's such a good horsy.
I do love him so much, mummy.
I know you do, dear, but

I do love him so much, mummy.
I know you do, dear, but
there's something you should

I know you do, dear, but
there's something you should
know about horsy.

There's something you should
know about horsy.
What could you be talking

Know about horsy.
What could you be talking
about, mummy?

What could you be talking
about, mummy?
Horsy is your daddy, dear.

About, mummy?
Horsy is your daddy, dear.
That's silly, mummy.

Horsy is your daddy, dear.
That's silly, mummy.
How could a horse be my daddy?

That's silly, mummy.
How could a horse be my daddy?
Because horsy is not a

How could a horse be my daddy?
Because horsy is not a
horse -- he's a person.

Because horsy is not a
horse -- he's a person.
That's a lie.

Horse -- he's a person.
That's a lie.
You're a filthy liar, mummy.

That's a lie.
You're a filthy liar, mummy.
I wish you'd back me up on

You're a filthy liar, mummy.
I wish you'd back me up on
this.

I wish you'd back me up on
this.
[ Whinnies ]

This.
[ Whinnies ]
stop it, harry!

[ Whinnies ]
stop it, harry!
Stop it.

Stop it, harry!
Stop it.
We'd agreed that we'd do this

Stop it.
We'd agreed that we'd do this
today.

We'd agreed that we'd do this
today.
I'm afraid it's true, honey.

Today.
I'm afraid it's true, honey.
I'm very sorry.

I'm afraid it's true, honey.
I'm very sorry.
You see, when you were a

I'm very sorry.
You see, when you were a
baby, you loved playing horsy

You see, when you were a
baby, you loved playing horsy
so much that as you grew up, we

Baby, you loved playing horsy
so much that as you grew up, we
didn't have the heart to tell

So much that as you grew up, we
didn't have the heart to tell
you, but --

Didn't have the heart to tell
you, but --
yes, but now you're so big,

You, but --
yes, but now you're so big,
and your old dad's back just

Yes, but now you're so big,
and your old dad's back just
can't support you anymore.

And your old dad's back just
can't support you anymore.
We're sure you understand.

Can't support you anymore.
We're sure you understand.
No!

We're sure you understand.
No!
I want my horsy!

No!
I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!

I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!

I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!
[ Takes deep breath ]

I want my horsy!
[ Takes deep breath ]
you know, I'm afraid we may

[ Takes deep breath ]
you know, I'm afraid we may
have spoiled our daughter, dear.

You know, I'm afraid we may
have spoiled our daughter, dear.
I know, but what do we do?

Have spoiled our daughter, dear.
I know, but what do we do?
Well, there's only one thing

I know, but what do we do?
Well, there's only one thing
to do.

Well, there's only one thing
to do.
Oh.

To do.
Oh.
[ r*fle cocks ]

Oh.
[ r*fle cocks ]
no, wait!

[ r*fle cocks ]
no, wait!
I'll do it.

No, wait!
I'll do it.
[ Sad music plays ]

I'll do it.
[ Sad music plays ]
I want my horsy!

[ Sad music plays ]
I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!

I want my horsy!
I want my horsy!
I want my --

I want my horsy!
I want my --
[ g*nsh*t ]

I want my --
[ g*nsh*t ]
you're a man now, toby.

[ g*nsh*t ]
you're a man now, toby.
[ Country music plays ]