01x11 - Oh, Beehive!/Funny Face It

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ One, two, three! ♪

[Herby and Kirbie laugh]

Hey guys--WOW!

Dresses, cool.

Thanks Burt, but they're

actually royal robes.

We're running for King

and Queen of Dome-coming!

Dome-coming?

You know,

that annual festival

celebrating that sweet new,

crystal-clear domed window

on the entrance to the Academy.

[squawks]

Cool, I'll run for King

of Dome-coming too.

Sorry Burt.

But there can

only be one King...

and I don't want to run

against my buddy!

Alright, how about

Queen with Kirbie then?

Aww, Burt.

Only one Queen too.

But you can run

for both next year!

Aww.

Plus, we figured

you'd way rather

be the jester

of our Royal Court.

Yeah, your jokes

are the best

and you're an

awesome dancer.

Just imagine it...

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I come from a long

line of strong, proud--

Hey!

Who put bells on my shoes?

Sorry, we got inspired

during your dream sequence.

Well that's

just great.

I suppose all that's

left for me to do now

is exit

with my dignity.

[jingling]

Well, what was awkward.

He'll have twice as many chances

to get elected next year.

It just doesn't make sense

to run against--

Wait. Burt?

Are you outside

listening?

[jingling]

Careful running

in those shoes!

And watch out

for the...

[crashes and impact grunts]

Stairs.

Sorry you fell down

the stairs, Burt.

Yeah, it wasn't

the coolest.

Would you please be part

of our campaign team?

We just need you

to pump up the crowd

before we give

our speeches!

C'mon the three of us

make a great team!

So are you in?

Yeah, you could pick up

some glue from Craft Planet

to help put up posters!

[sighs]

I guess.

But I'm not going to

be funny doing it.

[jingles]

Seriously?

It's for the campaign!

And a little

for our amusement.

Herby and Kirbie

think they're so cool.

I mean...

They are. I guess.

But.

I'm still mad.

[Woody]

If you ask me,

you totally dodged

a b*llet there my man.

What do you mean?

Who wants all the responsibility

of being a pretend ruler?

Pretend speeches?

Pretend peacekeeping?

Pretend paparazzi?

Sounds like a huge

pretend pain in the bumper!

But Woody,

I was born to rule!

Just look at this noble,

majestic chin.

[woman screaming]

[sighs]

I can see it now...

Everyone gets

a birthday every month,

water balloon Wednesday

is now a thing,

no raisins

in cookies ever.

[all cheer]

Okay let's lunch!

[jingles]

[all laugh]

Stop it!

I'm a King!

I'm a king!

[Woody]

Uhhh, right.

So... you want me

to engage warp boosters.

It's, like, a really long

way to Craft Planet.

[sigh]

Yeah, I'm sure "their majesties"

want glue right away.

Wait a second,

what's that?

That planet looks

pretty sticky.

Maybe we don't

have to fly

all the way to

Craft Planet after all!

[engine revs]

Nice.

Passed the sticky test.

Mmm!

Passes the taste test too!

[gulps]

Actually, this might be

the most delicious glue ever!

And you've tasted

a lot of glue?

Pfft.

Obviously you've never

taken arts and crafts, Woody.

[snoring]

[Woody]

Burt! Get up!

We've got incoming!

Huh? Whuh?

[gasps]

[screams]

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[panting]

Okay! I'm in!

Go, go, go!

[grunting]

[Woody]

We're stuck!

[angry voice]

Exit the ship slowly

with your stinger retracted.

[Burt]

Stinger?

Uh, hey there!

Sorry about eating all that

goo and falling asleep--

[grunts]

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Our new queen!

Queen? Ohh!

You're bees!

So this delicious goo

must be... honey.

Because bees

make honey.

Very well reasoned,

your highness.

My name is

General Bombus

and I am forever

in your service.

Um. Thanks?

But I'm not a Queen.

I'm actually

not even a bee!

Ha! Nice one, your highness.

But the black and yellow

with the Queen Antennae

sorta give it away.

Oh, hahaha.

Cool.

[Woody] And what happened

to the previous Queen

if you don't

mind my asking?

Not at all,

talking space ship.

We ate her.

I'm in!

[all cheer]

[munches]

[burps]

Hey, now that I'm Queen,

can I get some fresh,

clean honey?

One time I accidentally

ate poison ivy

and my tummy

was itchy for days.

Of course, your majesty!

Bees?

[gagging]

Whoa! What?

What're they doing?

Apologies, your highness!

I assumed all Queens

knew about production.

Raw material

stored in the stomach,

is then passed

between bees to be firmed

and turned

into fresh honey.

Yeah. Of course-

[gags]

Delicious.

Just, just like I...

[gagging]

Just like I remember.

I... am...

not hungry anymore.

Ugh!

Fresh honey is so gross!

I'll just stick to

the ground honey

thank you very much.

[gags]

[munching]

Your highness!

Your highness!

Your highness, there is already

a new thr*at to your kingdom.

They must be destroyed!

Yeah, well, I guess

that makes sense;

when you're a Queen Bee,

ya gotta do

whatcha gotta do-

Oh no!

[all buzzing]

I really don't think

those two are a thr*at.

They're not even a real

King and Queen yet.

All the more reason

to crush them

before they

assume the throne

and set out to

conquer our world.

Bees!

Our new queen

stands before you,

prepared to lead

us to victory!

Um... Hey.

I know you're all buzzed

for w*r and everything,

but I've known

Herby and Kirbie

for pretty much

my whole life

and they're um...

they're...

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Yeah y'know what?

Let's squash 'em!

[all cheer]

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Onward, bees, to victory!

Never again will

bees be thought of

as little more

than annoying,

garbage-eating

bumble butts!

People really say

that about us?

Yup. I mean, no.

I mean...

Don't worry about it!

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Okay!

There it is.

The lair.

Now we'll see

who has the last laugh!

Charge!

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You guys hear something?

Charge!

Nope!

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[screaming]

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[screaming]

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[screaming]

I forgot about

the glass dome--

[all scream]

[screams]

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Hey man, where you been?

Um...

I was looking for glue,

but they were all out.

Sorry.

Guess I'm not cut out for

your Royal Court after all.

Glue? Royal Court?

Oh! For the thing!

Don't worry

about it, dude!

We decided

Dome-coming is lame.

Yeah.

Apparently the King and Queen

have to act like a couple.

And dance and pose for

pictures and junk.

So yeah forget that.

Hey, what happened

to your shoe bells?

Those things were sweet.

[all buzz]

Okay, Bees, with no Queen,

we're extremely

vulnerable, so--

[clears throat]

Perhaps I can

bee of service?

[all cheering]

[happy grunting]

Okay-okay,

I've got a few more.

I call this one

the broken

vending machine...

[grunting]

And this one I call

the full moon.

[all laugh]

[squeaks]

[all laugh]

Burt, you're

a funny face machine!

Oh-oh, do your

Lunch Lady face!

Free fries for everyone!

[all cheer]

It was my face.

So I must a' said it.

Now do Colonel Cork!

I always said I eat

lazy cadets for breakfast!

Now I'll prove it!

[Herby screams]

Mmmmm,

brain-a-licious!

[Cork clears his throat]

[Herby screams]

Oh... Uh...

In my defense I didn't

know you were behind me.

Oh, I see what's

happening here.

You think life's all funny

faces and games, cadet?

Well yeah!

Pretty much, sir!

Grrr!

Well this hobby of yours

is a waste of time.

Think about it.

What good could

a funny face ever do?

Hmm...

[boxing bell]

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[mumbles]

[grunting effort]

[both laugh]

[engine stalls]

[engine stalls]

[laughs]

[engine revs]

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[impact grunts]

[both growl]

[trumpets]

[trumpets]

[both laugh]

Woo hoo!

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This is amazing, Burt!

You can do good

with funny faces.

I have to thank Corky

for this one.

Without his advice,

I never would have known.

Wha- it wasn't advice!

Here ya go.

For your trouble.

Just remember...

If you're

floating in space

And make

a funny face

A slap on the back

Will make it stay in place.

Forever!

Whoa.

You'd be stuck with

having a funny face forever?

That would be amazing!

Oh yeah!

Slap me!

Slap me right now!

Slaps!

Gimme slaps!

Oh oh!

Slap me, slap me!

Slap me!

Slap me right now!

Hey, nothing's sticking!

What gives?

Huh.

I guess it was just some

phoney horse baloney saying.

But it rhymed

and rhymes don't lie.

Wait, the rhyme said

floating in space.

Wanna go outside

and give it a another sh*t?

Can we spend this

money instead?

Yeah let's do that.

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[Woody]

Cool, can I play with it next?

Eh. You wouldn't like it.

Thanks for spending all

your money on these, Burt!

[clears throat]

Who's Burt?

I'm Dumples.

Woof-woof!

[Woody]

Ow!

Ugh!

Looks like a rough

neighborhood.

We better move quick.

Well, well.

Looks like we got ourselves

some space cadets.

Maybe we should

teach 'em a lesson

about being on

other people's turf.

Stall!

I'm gonna hit 'em

with some gold.

Um, we don't

need a lesson.

Teachers at the Academy

are very good.

Ooooh, too cool

for school, huh?

Well then,

we'll just have to

take all that loot

and scoot.

[both stammering]

Class dismissed!

[laughs]

Way to go, Burt!

Weird they didn't

laugh, though.

That face is hilarious.

[laughs]

I guess it was so funny

they forgot to laugh.

I make jokes

all the time like that.

Anyway, you can stop

making the face now.

They're gone.

Huh, I forgot I was

still doing it.

Here...

[grunting effort]

[both laugh]

Any time now.

My cheeks hurt

from laughing.

And my ribs!

I'm trying.

A little help?

[grunting effort]

Why won't it

go back to normal?

[gasps]

Oh no!

It just hit me!

What is it, Herb?

I forgot to

unplug the iron!

That doesn't

matter now.

I was ironing your shirt!

[gasps]

To the academy!

This is why we

can't have nice things!

Guys!

I can't move my face!

[both laugh]

Such a funny face!

[gasps]

Wait, that's it!

I slapped you while you

were floating around

in outer space!

Cork's rhyme was true!

We have to take you back

to space and fix it.

[TV]

C'mon down to Hangry's.

It's smile for

a burger day!

The bigger the smile,

the bigger the burger!

We'll fix it later!

This is destiny!

Come on down...

We interrupt this burger

commercial with scary news.

Dangerous fugitive

Dr. Chuckles

has been spotted

in the area.

Alert the authorities

if you see this man.

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[gasps]

Ta da!

You call

those smiles?

Uh, you can go first,

Doctor.

You're so good

at funny faces

they're calling you doctor!

This doctor would

k*ll for a burger!

[gasps]

Have ten.

What are you doing?

Uh- nothing!

Were you about to

press that button?

Button? No!

I would never!

I promise!

Yes you were...

Can I press it?

I love buttons!

[laughs]

Push, push, push!

[alarm rings]

Sir!

Dr. Chuckle's alert

in sector !

The Hangry's sector,

of course.

It's smile for

a burger day.

But I don't think

Dr. Chuckles

will be smiling

for long.

Let's move.

[police sirens]

Mmm, free burgers.

It must be hard to eat

with that smile.

Huh Burt?

Yeah, but

whatchya gonna do?

Dr. Chuckles.

You're going away for a long,

long, long, long time.

Wow, I'd hate to be

whoever that is.

You are who that is!

Uh-oh.

Whab he's tawging abow?

Chuckles.

I vowed never to retire

until you were in jail.

Now you're going

to be behind bars.

And I'm taking

up knitting.

[both laugh]

What did you expect,

golfing?

I mean who even

does that anymore-

Wait, this is all

a misunderstanding.

Yeah, this is

our friend Burt.

See?

Yeesh, that's the most

disgusting funny face

I've ever seen!

Hey, that's mean!

It's also convenient.

Run!

Hey! After them!

[groans]

[Woody]

So how long you been a cop?

Drive!

[Woody]

K, later! Nice chat!

You guys gotta slap

my back outside!

Woody, pull over!

[Woody] I dunno man,

it's kinda lasery out there.

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Pull into that

asteroid field!

[Woody]

On it!

Let's see, where to park,

where to park...

This good?

Gotcha!

And thank you to whoever

repeatedly hit

the emergency alert

button at Hangry's.

Yeah, thanks to

that dingdong,

you got the wrong guy!

I guess you could say I served

Dr. Chuckles a burger...

with a side of justice!

[groaning]

But I'm really

not Chuckles.

See?

Sure, and I'm not really

Grizwald Kincaid,

now retired detective

about to receive a large

delivery of yarn.

Let's move,

prisoner.

You did it!

I'm back to normal!

What? It can't be.

It just can't!

But it is.

This means the real

Dr. Chuckles

is still out there.

And I'll never

get to retire!

[sobs]

Awww, maybe I should

just turn myself in.

Just kidding!

[laughs]

[laughs]

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