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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[slurps]
There!
Go-go-go-go-go!
[gasps]
Over there!
-Aww.
-Hurry!
[impact grunts]
[cries]
We're so sorry!
Well, we are never
coming back here again!
Kids these days.
Can't take them anywhere.
Guys, check it out!
The table's free.
[sighs]
Finally.
Our own table.
[Hangry]
You again?
Hi, Hangry!
Your favourite
regulars are back
and ready for refills.
Fruit punch, please.
[Burt] Fill mine
with burgers, please.
[Kirbie]
And I'll take a cup full
of your happiest Hangry smiles.
You bought those cups
three months ago
and nothing since!
Your sign says
free refills.
I am sick of you loitering
at my restaurant,
taking up space and refills
from paying customers!
Not me though, right?
You. Are. Banned!
Ha!
There's your smile!
[whimpering]
Uhhh,
to clarify.
They go, I stay?
[Hangry]
Get out!
[applause]
Wow, Hangry's pretty mad
at you two.
This is like the worst thing
that's ever happened to us.
How could he?
We've been coming here
every day for three months.
That's customer loyalty!
And today
we finally got a table.
Table.
What a table.
Aw, so where we
gonna hang out now?
I wish we had
our own burger joint.
Hmm, maybe we can...
Look!
It's for rent!
You know what this means?
Uhh, you need a breath mint?
No.
Uh, maybe.
But it also means
we're gonna open up
our own burger joint!
With our own table?
Ha!
Yeah for reals!
Hello hangout time!
[all]
Table...
What a table.
What do ya wanna call it?
Hangry's is already taken.
We'll call it...
Not-Hangry's!
[♪♪♪]
[gasps]
It looks just like Hangry's!
Yup.
Except here at Not-Hangry's,
we have our own table.
That's the stuff.
-Ahh, what a table.
-So table-ey.
[smooches]
Uh, it needs food.
-And refills!
-Wait here.
I'm gonna order us some grub.
Hmm...
[groans]
What's with
the slow service?
Hello?
Is anyone
gonna take my order?
I want to talk
to the owner!
Oh, that's me!
Us too!
Oh, now it makes sense.
Of course
the three doofazoids
would think you can
have a burger joint
without staff...
or burgers.
Business meeting!
Owners only.
Donnie's right.
We need to serve
these customers
so we can chill
at our table.
Just get the employee
of the month to do it.
I'll take the orders, Kirbie,
you're in charge of tables
and cheesy grins,
and Burt,
you're head chef.
But where are we going
to get the burgers?
[Herby]
Hi, Hangry!
As fellow business owners
we were wondering
if we could borrow
a cup of burg-
[commotion]
[Hangry]
And never come back!
[Kirbie]
Whoa.
Hangry should give himself
some free smiles.
[Burt] He's just jealous
that our business is booming
and we haven't even
sold any burgers yet.
[Herby]
Speaking of which...
Free burgers!
[Burt]
Free fries!
[Kirbie]
Free cheesy grins!
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Doubt it.
We'll sell this
perfectly-sort-of-good-food
at Not-Hangry's
for half the price.
And then sit back
and hang out at our table!
[loud commotion]
Ordering!
One Not-Hangry Herby Burger
with a side of fries
and a grin.
Comin' up!
Kirbie, where are my grins?
Coming up!
Have a nice day!
Let's kick this
part up a notch!
Five burgers
on the quick!
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[crickets chirp]
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A little stale,
but at these prices, score!
That's it!
[commotion]
[sudden silence]
Um, hi, Hangry.
Can I take your order?
Ah yes, I will take
a large portion of "get real"
with a double order of
"how do you think you're
gonna stay in business
selling burgers so cheap?"
Oh, and a side of
"Oh, you're not gonna."
So ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'm more worried about you
staying in business, Hangry.
Higher prices means
less customers.
Look.
[whistles]
[Hangry]
For sale?
[gasps]
What?
It can't be!
You never said
you wanted it to go.
Wow.
Hangry went out
of business fast.
Which is too bad.
His burgers
were so delicious.
Speaking of which,
we better stock up...
[screams]
There's nothing left!
[angry commotion]
There's nothing
left at Hangry's
and we're almost
out of food!
We just need to feed them
'til closing time.
Right.
And then we can finally
hang at our table.
Ahh, table.
Let's do this!
For the table!
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[♪♪♪]
You gonna finish that?
Thank you.
Thank you!
[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
[loud commotion]
[panting]
You call that a cheesy grin?
Puh-lease.
[screaming]
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[Burt]
I made more burgers!
[Man] Hey, how much
for the green one?
Huh?
[Man]
I said how much?
Free.
Just take it!
[Man]
Hey everyone! Free food!
[loud commotion]
Kirbie! Burt!
The table!
[gasps]
[babbling]
Get away from our table!
[babbling]
[battle cry]
[babbling]
[battle cry]
[babbling]
[battle cry]
Hey!
That's our--
[door slams]
[sudden silence]
-Hangry?
-Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
You've taken
everything from me:
my restaurant,
my livelihood...
Your garbage.
That was you?
[sighs]
All my restaurant skills
have gone to waste.
Well you got
what you wanted.
You ran me
out of business.
That's not what we wanted.
The only reason
we opened Not-Hangry's
was to finally have
a hangout table of our own.
We're sorry we drove you
out of business, Hangry.
You just want to make burgers
and run a restaurant.
And we just want to
hang out eating burgers
at a table
in a restaurant.
Hmm... if only there was
a way to make everyone happy...
Ooh!
Wait a minute!
Nope.
It's gone.
Thought I had
something there.
I've got it!
[busy commotion]
[slurps]
[sighs]
Hanging out at our own
table never gets old.
And everyone got
what they wanted.
Sweet table.
Hangry!
Oh, Hangry!
Yeah, more refills!
You've been getting
free refills with those cups
since I took over this
place three months ago.
Buy something already!
Okay, we'll take three of
your cheesiest, gooiest grins.
Make mine a cheddar one!
Here's something that
always makes me grin.
You.
Are.
Banned!
Hah!
Aww, where are we
gonna hang out now?
Huh.
Here's a crazy idea...
Donnie, Donnie, he's our man,
if he can't do it-
Ha, just kidding,
of course he can!
Go, Donnie!
Fight-fight-fight-fight!
Way to show support
for Donnie!
Too bad he's not around
to hear it.
Uh, yeah he is.
I can't go
unless there's cheering.
I mean I can, but...
why would I?
Triple doofus
slip trip!
What's a triple doofus
slip trip?
Whoa!
Oof!
Your hair looks extra
luxurious today.
I think it looks extra,
extra luxurious.
I think extra, extra
luxurious hair would be jealous
of Donnie's luxurious hair.
What did I say
about over-twirling?
Sorry.
So, Donnie...
uh, Trina has
something to tell you!
[gasps]
No, Melina does!
Um-uh-oh-uh,
we have to go to some
lame satellite building class,
which means...
Um, we'll have to leave
you alone for the day!
I'm really sorry,
it was Tina's idea!
-No, it was Trina's idea!
-Nuh-uh, it was Melina's!
Shut yer noise hole!
[angry gibberish]
Oh no!
How will I survive?
How will I endure
some privacy
for once in my life?
Woe is me!
How will I make it
through the day
without you?
-Why so sarcastic?
-Oh, I know.
Maybe he's trying to make
the transition easier.
Aww, he's so sweet.
Did you hear that?
Donnie's terrified
of going through a day
without his BFF's!
Well, I'd be pretty
sad without you two.
What?
He was exaggerating.
Didn't you see his
[groans]
and hear his
[groans]?
Yes, but Donnie's
not strong enough
to show
his real feelings.
He hides the truth
behind eye rolls and groans.
Ah!
Ugh!
[grunts and screams]
Maybe Donnie
was exaggerating,
but maybe,
just maybe
he's scared
to be alone.
If we do nothing
he'll have a terrible day!
I say we help him
just in case.
He'd do the same for us!
I really don't think
he needs help.
[grunting]
Oh, he needs
all the help he can get.
Then it's decided.
We'll fill in for
the Donnettes and become...
the Amigonettes.
[tires squealing]
[laughs]
That's what you get
when you hand out vegetables
on Halloween,
Mr. Finkel!
Oh, this ship could
use a polishing.
Pit crew?
Pit crew?
[distant wolf howls]
Oh, right.
The Donnettes
have that 'thing' today.
[coughs and sputters]
[laughs]
Relax, Donnie!
We've got this.
You-
[screams]
[gasps]
My ship!
Think we over-cleaned it?
You might wanna abandon ship.
Here, lemme show you!
No, you doof-
[screams]
[giggles]
What?
He would have done
the same for us.
I think we
messed this one up.
We'll have to
try harder.
[alarm rings]
[all scream]
[alarm rings]
Time for some much
deserved privacy.
[sighs]
Eek!
Does someone
need more bubbles?
Ahh! Hey!
What are you
dork-bots doing here?
We just want you
to have a wonderful day!
Spa!
[screams]
[struggling
and gurgling]
[screams]
[alarm rings]
[sighs]
Next time
we'll do better.
[sighs]
[coughs]
[screams]
Donnie's choking!
Give him
the Heimlich Remover!
[grunting effort]
I don't need
the Heimlich!
He needs mouth to nose!
Bah, gross!
It's not mouth to nose,
it's mouth to mouth!
Okay.
Okay, I don't
need that either!
If you say so.
Burt, defibrillator!
Clear!
[nervous whining]
[creepy chanting]
Donnie, Donnie, he's our man!
Donnie, Donnie,
he's our man!
Donnie, Donnie, he's our man!
What do you want from me?
To help, silly!
We heard the Donnettes
are gone for the day.
So we're filling in.
We heard you say you couldn't
make it without them,
so...
So we're spending our day
acting like Donnettes
because they won't
listen to logic.
What'd ya say, Burt?
See?
What?
But, I-I didn't actually...
Wait.
If those dweebs will do
whatever the Donnettes would,
I could get them to do
something so foolish
that they'd be gone...
Forever!
[laughs]
[wheezes]
Do you have my inhaler?
[gasps]
Does anyone [wheezes]
have my inhaler?
Aww, he's finally
cheering up!
Oh, thanks so much
for hanging out with me.
I am so lonely
without the Donnettes.
Oh no,
I lost my keys!
Yeah that happens when you
throw them in a black hole.
Yeah,
well the Donnettes
would get them
back for me.
I'm on it, Donnie!
[chuckles]
[grunting effort]
Almost got it!
What?
It's so chilly in here.
You know, the Donnettes
always brought me
a piece of the sun
to warm up.
Yeah, that doesn't seem right.
And so will we!
Be right back!
Heh heh heh.
I doubt it.
[doorbell rings]
Huh?
Get it while it's hot!
[Donnie]
Ow my eyes!
Okay... okay, okay.
You know, the Donnettes
they love making me laugh
by... um... by-by...
by giving
Colonel Cork a wedgie!
Sky high.
Uh... whoa.
I dunno, Donnie.
Suns and black holes aside,
that sounds dangerous!
We could get in
a lot of trouble!
Ugh.
The emptiness!
Lack of Donnettes,
painful.
I'm fading fast...
Might not make it...
I know it's dangerous,
but Donnie needs us
now more than ever!
[groans]
[snickers]
[laughs]
Huh?
[growls]
What? No!
It wasn't me!
It was-
[Donnie screams]
Did someone just
get a quantum wedgie?
-Yep.
-Totes quantum.
[Burt laughs]
What else can we do, Donnie?
Perhaps a snack?
You must be hungry
after that wedgie.
Ugh. Yes.
I'm hungry,
uh, for honey.
From bees!
Alien bees!
Giant ones
with wolf heads!
And electric stingers!
That fart acid!
And don't come back
without it!
Ah, now this sounds fun!
We won't let you down!
[sighs]
Well, since those things
don't even exist,
they should finally
be gone forever.
Here ya go!
Bah!
What on earth is this?
Oh, it's the honey
you asked for!
[growls]
Okay, how do I know
this honey came from
actual giant alien electric
wolf head acid fart bees, huh?
Because
they followed us back.
They're pretty friendly!
[farts]
[screams]
[screams]
Is that Donnie?
-What? He needs us?
-He's in trouble?
Aww, our satellite!
[screams]
[growls]
[gasps]
Donnie's drowning!
[screams]
[Herby] It's scary
in the dark, isn't it?
Stay back you Donnette
wannabe failures!
Donnie, we know we'll
never be the friends
they are to you, but-
We just wanted to get you
through the day without them.
You'll never be
as good as them!
I allow them
the privilege of my company
because they deserve it!
Donnie!
Do you mean it?
Of course he does!
You're back?
You're back!
Oh, never leave me again!
I almost didn't make
it through the day!
Watch it!
Your ridiculous satellite
almost ruined my hair...
And it is fabulous today.
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
01x13 - The Fast Food and the Furious/The Amigonettes
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.