01x13 - The Fast Food and the Furious/The Amigonettes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3 Amigonauts". Aired: August 5 – September 28, 2017.*
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
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01x13 - The Fast Food and the Furious/The Amigonettes

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ One, two, three! ♪

[slurps]

There!

Go-go-go-go-go!

[gasps]

Over there!

-Aww.

-Hurry!

[impact grunts]

[cries]

We're so sorry!

Well, we are never

coming back here again!

Kids these days.

Can't take them anywhere.

Guys, check it out!

The table's free.

[sighs]

Finally.

Our own table.

[Hangry]

You again?

Hi, Hangry!

Your favourite

regulars are back

and ready for refills.

Fruit punch, please.

[Burt] Fill mine

with burgers, please.

[Kirbie]

And I'll take a cup full

of your happiest Hangry smiles.

You bought those cups

three months ago

and nothing since!

Your sign says

free refills.

I am sick of you loitering

at my restaurant,

taking up space and refills

from paying customers!

Not me though, right?

You. Are. Banned!

Ha!

There's your smile!

[whimpering]

Uhhh,

to clarify.

They go, I stay?

[Hangry]

Get out!

[applause]

Wow, Hangry's pretty mad

at you two.

This is like the worst thing

that's ever happened to us.

How could he?

We've been coming here

every day for three months.

That's customer loyalty!

And today

we finally got a table.

Table.

What a table.

Aw, so where we

gonna hang out now?

I wish we had

our own burger joint.

Hmm, maybe we can...

Look!

It's for rent!

You know what this means?

Uhh, you need a breath mint?

No.

Uh, maybe.

But it also means

we're gonna open up

our own burger joint!

With our own table?

Ha!

Yeah for reals!

Hello hangout time!

[all]

Table...

What a table.

What do ya wanna call it?

Hangry's is already taken.

We'll call it...

Not-Hangry's!

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[gasps]

It looks just like Hangry's!

Yup.

Except here at Not-Hangry's,

we have our own table.

That's the stuff.

-Ahh, what a table.

-So table-ey.

[smooches]

Uh, it needs food.

-And refills!

-Wait here.

I'm gonna order us some grub.

Hmm...

[groans]

What's with

the slow service?

Hello?

Is anyone

gonna take my order?

I want to talk

to the owner!

Oh, that's me!

Us too!

Oh, now it makes sense.

Of course

the three doofazoids

would think you can

have a burger joint

without staff...

or burgers.

Business meeting!

Owners only.

Donnie's right.

We need to serve

these customers

so we can chill

at our table.

Just get the employee

of the month to do it.

I'll take the orders, Kirbie,

you're in charge of tables

and cheesy grins,

and Burt,

you're head chef.

But where are we going

to get the burgers?

[Herby]

Hi, Hangry!

As fellow business owners

we were wondering

if we could borrow

a cup of burg-

[commotion]

[Hangry]

And never come back!

[Kirbie]

Whoa.

Hangry should give himself

some free smiles.

[Burt] He's just jealous

that our business is booming

and we haven't even

sold any burgers yet.

[Herby]

Speaking of which...

Free burgers!

[Burt]

Free fries!

[Kirbie]

Free cheesy grins!

Are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

Doubt it.

We'll sell this

perfectly-sort-of-good-food

at Not-Hangry's

for half the price.

And then sit back

and hang out at our table!

[loud commotion]

Ordering!

One Not-Hangry Herby Burger

with a side of fries

and a grin.

Comin' up!

Kirbie, where are my grins?

Coming up!

Have a nice day!

Let's kick this

part up a notch!

Five burgers

on the quick!

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[crickets chirp]

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A little stale,

but at these prices, score!

That's it!

[commotion]

[sudden silence]

Um, hi, Hangry.

Can I take your order?

Ah yes, I will take

a large portion of "get real"

with a double order of

"how do you think you're

gonna stay in business

selling burgers so cheap?"

Oh, and a side of

"Oh, you're not gonna."

So ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm more worried about you

staying in business, Hangry.

Higher prices means

less customers.

Look.

[whistles]

[Hangry]

For sale?

[gasps]

What?

It can't be!

You never said

you wanted it to go.

Wow.

Hangry went out

of business fast.

Which is too bad.

His burgers

were so delicious.

Speaking of which,

we better stock up...

[screams]

There's nothing left!

[angry commotion]

There's nothing

left at Hangry's

and we're almost

out of food!

We just need to feed them

'til closing time.

Right.

And then we can finally

hang at our table.

Ahh, table.

Let's do this!

For the table!

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You gonna finish that?

Thank you.

Thank you!

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[loud commotion]

[panting]

You call that a cheesy grin?

Puh-lease.

[screaming]

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[Burt]

I made more burgers!

[Man] Hey, how much

for the green one?

Huh?

[Man]

I said how much?

Free.

Just take it!

[Man]

Hey everyone! Free food!

[loud commotion]

Kirbie! Burt!

The table!

[gasps]

[babbling]

Get away from our table!

[babbling]

[battle cry]

[babbling]

[battle cry]

[babbling]

[battle cry]

Hey!

That's our--

[door slams]

[sudden silence]

-Hangry?

-Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

You've taken

everything from me:

my restaurant,

my livelihood...

Your garbage.

That was you?

[sighs]

All my restaurant skills

have gone to waste.

Well you got

what you wanted.

You ran me

out of business.

That's not what we wanted.

The only reason

we opened Not-Hangry's

was to finally have

a hangout table of our own.

We're sorry we drove you

out of business, Hangry.

You just want to make burgers

and run a restaurant.

And we just want to

hang out eating burgers

at a table

in a restaurant.

Hmm... if only there was

a way to make everyone happy...

Ooh!

Wait a minute!

Nope.

It's gone.

Thought I had

something there.

I've got it!

[busy commotion]

[slurps]

[sighs]

Hanging out at our own

table never gets old.

And everyone got

what they wanted.

Sweet table.

Hangry!

Oh, Hangry!

Yeah, more refills!

You've been getting

free refills with those cups

since I took over this

place three months ago.

Buy something already!

Okay, we'll take three of

your cheesiest, gooiest grins.

Make mine a cheddar one!

Here's something that

always makes me grin.

You.

Are.

Banned!

Hah!

Aww, where are we

gonna hang out now?

Huh.

Here's a crazy idea...

Donnie, Donnie, he's our man,

if he can't do it-

Ha, just kidding,

of course he can!

Go, Donnie!

Fight-fight-fight-fight!

Way to show support

for Donnie!

Too bad he's not around

to hear it.

Uh, yeah he is.

I can't go

unless there's cheering.

I mean I can, but...

why would I?

Triple doofus

slip trip!

What's a triple doofus

slip trip?

Whoa!

Oof!

Your hair looks extra

luxurious today.

I think it looks extra,

extra luxurious.

I think extra, extra

luxurious hair would be jealous

of Donnie's luxurious hair.

What did I say

about over-twirling?

Sorry.

So, Donnie...

uh, Trina has

something to tell you!

[gasps]

No, Melina does!

Um-uh-oh-uh,

we have to go to some

lame satellite building class,

which means...

Um, we'll have to leave

you alone for the day!

I'm really sorry,

it was Tina's idea!

-No, it was Trina's idea!

-Nuh-uh, it was Melina's!

Shut yer noise hole!

[angry gibberish]

Oh no!

How will I survive?

How will I endure

some privacy

for once in my life?

Woe is me!

How will I make it

through the day

without you?

-Why so sarcastic?

-Oh, I know.

Maybe he's trying to make

the transition easier.

Aww, he's so sweet.

Did you hear that?

Donnie's terrified

of going through a day

without his BFF's!

Well, I'd be pretty

sad without you two.

What?

He was exaggerating.

Didn't you see his

[groans]

and hear his

[groans]?

Yes, but Donnie's

not strong enough

to show

his real feelings.

He hides the truth

behind eye rolls and groans.

Ah!

Ugh!

[grunts and screams]

Maybe Donnie

was exaggerating,

but maybe,

just maybe

he's scared

to be alone.

If we do nothing

he'll have a terrible day!

I say we help him

just in case.

He'd do the same for us!

I really don't think

he needs help.

[grunting]

Oh, he needs

all the help he can get.

Then it's decided.

We'll fill in for

the Donnettes and become...

the Amigonettes.

[tires squealing]

[laughs]

That's what you get

when you hand out vegetables

on Halloween,

Mr. Finkel!

Oh, this ship could

use a polishing.

Pit crew?

Pit crew?

[distant wolf howls]

Oh, right.

The Donnettes

have that 'thing' today.

[coughs and sputters]

[laughs]

Relax, Donnie!

We've got this.

You-

[screams]

[gasps]

My ship!

Think we over-cleaned it?

You might wanna abandon ship.

Here, lemme show you!

No, you doof-

[screams]

[giggles]

What?

He would have done

the same for us.

I think we

messed this one up.

We'll have to

try harder.

[alarm rings]

[all scream]

[alarm rings]

Time for some much

deserved privacy.

[sighs]

Eek!

Does someone

need more bubbles?

Ahh! Hey!

What are you

dork-bots doing here?

We just want you

to have a wonderful day!

Spa!

[screams]

[struggling

and gurgling]

[screams]

[alarm rings]

[sighs]

Next time

we'll do better.

[sighs]

[coughs]

[screams]

Donnie's choking!

Give him

the Heimlich Remover!

[grunting effort]

I don't need

the Heimlich!

He needs mouth to nose!

Bah, gross!

It's not mouth to nose,

it's mouth to mouth!

Okay.

Okay, I don't

need that either!

If you say so.

Burt, defibrillator!

Clear!

[nervous whining]

[creepy chanting]

Donnie, Donnie, he's our man!

Donnie, Donnie,

he's our man!

Donnie, Donnie, he's our man!

What do you want from me?

To help, silly!

We heard the Donnettes

are gone for the day.

So we're filling in.

We heard you say you couldn't

make it without them,

so...

So we're spending our day

acting like Donnettes

because they won't

listen to logic.

What'd ya say, Burt?

See?

What?

But, I-I didn't actually...

Wait.

If those dweebs will do

whatever the Donnettes would,

I could get them to do

something so foolish

that they'd be gone...

Forever!

[laughs]

[wheezes]

Do you have my inhaler?

[gasps]

Does anyone [wheezes]

have my inhaler?

Aww, he's finally

cheering up!

Oh, thanks so much

for hanging out with me.

I am so lonely

without the Donnettes.

Oh no,

I lost my keys!

Yeah that happens when you

throw them in a black hole.

Yeah,

well the Donnettes

would get them

back for me.

I'm on it, Donnie!

[chuckles]

[grunting effort]

Almost got it!

What?

It's so chilly in here.

You know, the Donnettes

always brought me

a piece of the sun

to warm up.

Yeah, that doesn't seem right.

And so will we!

Be right back!

Heh heh heh.

I doubt it.

[doorbell rings]

Huh?

Get it while it's hot!

[Donnie]

Ow my eyes!

Okay... okay, okay.

You know, the Donnettes

they love making me laugh

by... um... by-by...

by giving

Colonel Cork a wedgie!

Sky high.

Uh... whoa.

I dunno, Donnie.

Suns and black holes aside,

that sounds dangerous!

We could get in

a lot of trouble!

Ugh.

The emptiness!

Lack of Donnettes,

painful.

I'm fading fast...

Might not make it...

I know it's dangerous,

but Donnie needs us

now more than ever!

[groans]

[snickers]

[laughs]

Huh?

[growls]

What? No!

It wasn't me!

It was-

[Donnie screams]

Did someone just

get a quantum wedgie?

-Yep.

-Totes quantum.

[Burt laughs]

What else can we do, Donnie?

Perhaps a snack?

You must be hungry

after that wedgie.

Ugh. Yes.

I'm hungry,

uh, for honey.

From bees!

Alien bees!

Giant ones

with wolf heads!

And electric stingers!

That fart acid!

And don't come back

without it!

Ah, now this sounds fun!

We won't let you down!

[sighs]

Well, since those things

don't even exist,

they should finally

be gone forever.

Here ya go!

Bah!

What on earth is this?

Oh, it's the honey

you asked for!

[growls]

Okay, how do I know

this honey came from

actual giant alien electric

wolf head acid fart bees, huh?

Because

they followed us back.

They're pretty friendly!

[farts]

[screams]

[screams]

Is that Donnie?

-What? He needs us?

-He's in trouble?

Aww, our satellite!

[screams]

[growls]

[gasps]

Donnie's drowning!

[screams]

[Herby] It's scary

in the dark, isn't it?

Stay back you Donnette

wannabe failures!

Donnie, we know we'll

never be the friends

they are to you, but-

We just wanted to get you

through the day without them.

You'll never be

as good as them!

I allow them

the privilege of my company

because they deserve it!

Donnie!

Do you mean it?

Of course he does!

You're back?

You're back!

Oh, never leave me again!

I almost didn't make

it through the day!

Watch it!

Your ridiculous satellite

almost ruined my hair...

And it is fabulous today.

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