[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
You're so cute!
[giggle]
[♪♪♪]
-Ow!
-Coast is clear.
Herby, what's goin' on?
Have you ever
wanted to be so scared
that you wouldn't be able
to sleep for light years?
[both]
You don't mean...
[shriek]
You got a copy of "The Mole
Creature From Terror Island?"
[shriek]
[deep gasp]
[shush]
No one can find out
we have this,
especially n--
[Colonel Cork]
Attention, students!
[others]
Colonel Cork!
A soldier is trained
to smell fear...
[horse-like sniff]
...and I smell fear
comin' from this very room!
[face squeaking on floor]
[whistling]
This appears to be
the banned picture movie
"Mole Creature From
Terror Island."
[fake gasp]
Where did that come from?
You just brought it in with yo--
Ow!
Too many students
have tried to watch
The Mole Creature movie
and failed with
disastrous results!
Before attempting
to watch it,
Chattering Carla's teeth
never chattered,
Shuddering Steve
never shuddered,
and Screamin' Jim
never screamed...
[scream]
[Cork] And one student,
who shall remain nameless,
now has to wear special
"absorbent undergarments."
And I also hold the record for
watching the movie the longest.
[chuckle]
Dismissed, Donnie!
Excellent idea, Sir!
[record scratch]
Heh.
We can handle it, Sir.
According to me,
we're the smartest...
[meow]
The calmest...
[screams]
And most alert!
[snoring]
So it clearly stands to reason
we're the bravest.
Negative.
This movie is
officially confiscated!!
As you were.
Are you guys thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
We're gonna watch
that scary movie
and prove to everyone--
especially Colonel Cork--
that we are the bravest
students on campus.
He'll be so proud of us!
But how're we gonna
get the movie back?
Start with some
cool mission music...
♪ [electronic music] ♪
♪ [electronic music] ♪
♪ [electronic music] ♪
[music ends abruptly]
[crash,
animal noises]
♪ [electronic music] ♪
♪ [electronic music] ♪
♪ [electronic music] ♪
We made it!
Now, the tricky part...
Thank you!
Thank you so much
for your support!
No, you're inspiring!
Don't think of us
as braver than you...
think of yourselves
as not as brave as us.
Whatever you do,
do NOT open
this door...
...unless Burt farts.
Then open it
as fast as you can.
If they get through
the whole movie,
they'll break
my record.
[growl]
♪ [creepy film soundtrack] ♪
♪ [creepy film soundtrack] ♪
[all shuddering,
gasping, and whining]
[all shuddering,
gasping, and whining]
[scream]
[Herby] Those were the scariest
opening credits I've ever seen.
[teeth chattering]
[watch ticking]
Another five minutes and they're
gonna break Donnie's record!
[crowd]
Wow!
Think, Donnie, think!
And pee a little while you do.
That's what these babies
are there for.
[gasp]
I've got it!
[wet diaper sloshes]
[sewing machine running]
[slurp]
[zip,
rustle]
[maniacal laugh]
I'm so scared
I can't close my eyes.
My nightmares are
going to have nightmares.
[feet scampering on floor]
[breathes out]
[shudder]
It feels like the monster is
breathing right down my neck!
I feel like it's
tapping me on the shoulder,
trying to get my attention.
[Donnie growls]
[Donnie roars,
others scream]
[others scream]
[Donnie]
This is dry clean only!
[scream]
[crowd] They didn't do it!
They were too scared.
[crowd screams]
[Donnie cackles]
Ow!
[all whimpering and shuddering]
Did it follow us?
I don't know.
Why don't you check?
Why don't YOU?
Why don't we
just all agree
that Kirbie should be
the one to check.
Fine,
but if I'm the one checking,
I'm using your eyeballs.
Fine!
I'll check.
We're good. [relieved sigh]
No monster in sight.
We just ran like scaredy cats.
[gasp]
Our fellow students
are in danger!
Well, the important thing
is that we're safe, right?
[record scratch]
...Not right.
Guys, we failed.
We didn't get the record!
Not just that,
but we failed our
fellow students!
I guess we're not the bravest.
But it's not too late.
We can still be brave!
In fact,
we can be even more braviest
if we save the school
-from the actual monster.
-Pass!
But how can we be
brave enough to
face the monster
we just ran from?
Remember,
we're not just the bravest,
but also the smartest,
and the calmest,
and the most alert!
We can use our smarts to figure
out how to defeat the monster,
and then our
alertness and calmness
to get it done.
So...
What do we know
about the Monster?
[Burt]
It works in the film industry?
[Herby] In the movie,
the monster hated getting wet.
[Kirbie] And the monster
ate the two lovers,
so...
it must hate love!
[shriek]
[Burt] And being hit by
large blunt objects.
Time to get brave and save
the school from that hideous,
evil,
disgusting monster!
[all cheer]
[Donnie grunts]
Zipper... stuck!
[growl]
Save yourselves!
[Donnie grunting]
-[Kirbie] There it is!
-[Donnie] Oh no.
Alright,
you filthy monster,
time to hose that
stink off ya.
[Donnie shouts and gurgles]
Hate love?
How 'bout some hugs?!
Huuuggy-hug-hug-hug-hug!
[Donnie howls in pain]
Kirbie, net!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[Donnie whimpers]
Help! Stop!
[gasp]
The monster swallowed Donnie!
Don't worry, Donnie, we'll get
the creature to cough you up.
Great idea,
Kirbie.
Amigonauts,
let's burp
this baby...
This is for eating
our good buddy,
you mole-faced monster!
[Donnie whimpers]
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[grunt,
giggle]
What's he doing?
If I know Donnie,
and I do,
he wants us to eject him
AND the monster into space
so he can save us all!
No I don't.
Why would you say that?
I don't at all!
Please stop this!
-Wow...
-I don't want this at all!
I guess the bravest student
on campus was Donnie all along.
-You're very brave! Bye!
-I don't want this!
[scream]
[Kirbie]
We'll never forget you!
[footsteps]
[Donnie gulps nervously,
Cork growls]
We have vanquished
the monster!
[crowd cheers]
We've also started
using fancy words,
like "vanquished."
[awkward, confused cheering]
[scream]
Donnie, you're alive!
What in the galaxy
went on here?!
No need to fear,
Colonel Cork.
Donnie saved us all
from the Mole Monster.
There's no such thing.
Thanks to us.
A week's detention
for each student
who participated in
this forbidden film fiasco!
[students groan]
But we saved the school!
No fair.
Now let's see what
all the fuss is about...
♪ [creepy film soundtrack] ♪
I thought this was
supposed to be scary.
[chuckle]
[shriek]
[teeth chatter]
[Kirbie] Herby!
You called dibs on driving.
Why weren't you
behind the wheel?
Well, I called dibs,
but Burt licked it first,
so clearly he called dibs.
Yeah, I lick a lot of things.
Doesn't mean I called any dibs.
You can't keep
licking everything.
My tongue, my rules.
Let's all relax and get some
food in our bellies.
Hey!
Who ate all the rations
in the mini fridge?
Uh, I ate them on Wednesday.
But I thought the fridge
got restocked on--
You ate the rations?!
Well, what's the point
of me licking things
if you're not gonna
respect the dibs rule?
Ugh, I'm so hungry
it feels like
my stomach is going to
inhale me from the inside!
[Burt's stomach rumbles]
I'm fading...
I'm not gonna make it!
Woody, when can you
get us outta here?
[Woody] Whoa, whoa.
I'm not in any shape to leave.
I need a good hours.
What are we gonna do?
I know what I'm
NOT gonna do--
and that's sit here
and starve!
Real Amigonauts forage,
eat off the land,
and survive.
Boys...
let's move out!
-[imitates calvary charge]
-We're survivors!
[others imitate calvary charge]
[all panting and gasping]
[all panting and gasping]
Feels like we've been
walkin' in circles for hours.
Can't be.
We've been following
the sun the whole time.
Wait, I thought we were
following that sun.
[Burt] I thought we were
walkin' away from the sun.
Let's just follow our
footprints back to Woody.
I could use some water
[cough] anyway.
[Herby]
Uh oh.
[sigh]
Well, it's been a good ride.
You two've been
great friends, and...
[sniffle]
And...
[sniff]
Wait, do you guys smell that?
[sniff]
[all sniffing]
I smell it too!
[all gasp]
[stammer]
Is that a--
First face to win the race
gets to eat that burger!
[all shouting,
arguing, and fighting]
[burger]
Please, no!
My name is Dennis,
and I have a wife
and two little sliders at home.
I saw your ship crash
and I thought I could help.
[inaudible whisper]
[Burt]
Don't move.
What's the best way to
divide a burger three ways
if it only has two patties?
We cut it into equal pieces
and each take four.
Guys, we can't just eat him.
Mirages talk all the time.
Guys!
It's a burger that
walks, talks,
and has a little
char-broiled family.
Whew, it's a hot one
out here today, eh, kids?
[chuckle] How about we get you
in out of this heat?
[stomachs rumble]
Sounds like you could
use some chow, too.
If we leave now,
we'll be back at my village
in time for tonight's feast.
[scoff] And you guys
wanted to eat him.
Burt, we can't
turn down a feast.
All I'm sayin' is there
better be deep-fried pickles.
[Dennis]
I tell ya what...
After the feast, I can
take you back to your ship.
C'mon, I've gotta find
some shade, and quick!
[chuckle] Nothing worse
than walkin' around
with soggy buns all day.
♪ [tense, dramatic music] ♪
♪ [tense, dramatic music] ♪
♪ [tense, dramatic music] ♪
Woo!
I am cookin' out here!
Aw, my warm, gooey cheese
is dripping everywhere...
[all gasping and moaning]
Oh yeah...
Snap out of it!
You CAN'T eat him!
C'mon, I've gotta find--
Ow!
Oh, that came outta nowhere.
[gasp]
Ketchup...
Oh yeah...
If Burt doesn't get a taste,
neither do you.
[chuckle]
We'll have time to
fool around later.
Come on...
Will you two pull it
together, please?
He's got a family,
remember?
[Dennis shouting]
[gasp]
[Dennis shouting and screaming]
[frightened gasping]
Oh, thanks!
You really saved my bacon!
Well, best we
get a move on!
Baconnnn...
Oh yeah...
She got a taste
of the bacon!
[fighting]
[both]
Bacon...
Hey... [nervous chuckle]
Everything okay, you guys?
[starved, predatory growl]
I call dibs!
[Kirbie]
Hands off my bacon!
[Dennis]
Oh no! Hey!
[Dennis screams]
[♪♪♪]
[all]
Food-topia...
We're so sorry.
I-- I don't know
what came over us.
We've been out here
for such a long time.
-I think we just--
-Yeah, we did bad.
Aw, don't be silly!
[chuckle]
You can ask my wife--
You're not the first ones to
find these buns delicious.
C'mon!
What do you think they got?
Maybe some turkey,
or potatoes!
I bet it's those
yummy finger sandwiches.
French Fries,
jelly beans...
I like hamburgers,
I like apples...
I like pickles,
I like hamburgers...
-Brussels sprouts!
-I don't like apples on--
You guys got mozzarella sticks?
[chuckle]
Hold up!
I know you kids are excited,
but where I come from,
we wash up before dinner.
[spit]
Clean.
Yeah, we're gonna need to do
a little better than that.
[siren]
Perfect.
Now it's time to eat...
[all cheering]
...you.
Wait, what?
Oh, did I forget to
mention on our little walk
that YOU are the feast?
[laugh]
Oh, how the dinner tables
have turned...
-[gasp]
-Dinner's on me!
I'll fire up the rotisserie.
You bring your own fixins!
[villagers cheer]
Guess it's true what they say.
"Never trust a decision
you make on an empty stomach."
If you would've just
let me eat the burger--
Hey, don't blame me.
You're the one
who crashed Woody!
I wasn't calling dibs.
I just wanted to lick
the steering wheel!
Guys, chill out.
Bickering is what got us here.
If we're going to escape,
we need to work together!
-[Burt muttering]
-Burt, are you even listening?
[muttering]
You can't call dibs on dirt.
I ain't dibbin'.
I'm just not goin' out
on an empty stomach.
Yeah, but that's dirt.
We've gotta figure
out a way to--
[munching]
Mm!
It's actually not bad.
I'd say it's pretty darn good.
Kirbie,
you gotta try this!
[chewing]
This isn't dirt.
It's more like...
[gasp]
A hamburger bun...
[Burt]
I think I just hit mayo!
This planet must be...
[Kirbie and Herby]
...One giant burger!
Let's eat our way outta here!
Mm!
Wendell, you've outdone
yourself again.
Really, you have.
Who feels like some barbecue?!
[villagers cheer]
-Oh no.
-Eat faster!
[villagers gasp]
Hey, where'd they go?
[gasp] They're digging
through the ground!
You, you, you,
you, and you--
After them!
[♪♪♪]
[gag, spit]
[gasp]
It's onion!
[chewing]
It's too strong!
We're goners!
We can do this!
Together we will
eat through that onion
and get to the other side
of this planet.
Who's with me?
[all]
Ready, set...
Eat!!
Move, move, move!
[growl]
If they get away,
you're all ground beef,
y'hear me?
[all]
Woohoo!
[engine coughing]
[Kirbie] Woody!
What're the odds of that?
[Woody]
Hey, where you guys been?
Oh!
Makin' friends?
Not friends!!
Start your engines!
But I still gotta run
a test on my system.
[Herby]
Just go, go, go, go!
[scream]
-[Dennis growls]
-[Herby] He's got me!
Ach!
Oof!
Aw, man.
[Herby grunts]
"Nothing worse than
soggy buns..."
[Herby screams]
[Dennis screams]
[Herby laughs]
[sigh]
-That was tight.
-[Woody] That's for sure.
Bet you dudes worked up
an appetite.
Not sure if you noticed,
but that planet was packing
some heavy toppins...
So I made burgers!
[others scream]
[Burt] Yeah, I definitely had
no dibs on the wheel that time.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ Three! ♪
01x05 - Dinobraves/Hamburger Helper
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.