01x10 - Das Toot/You Can Talk the Tall but Can You Talk to Rocks

[bunniefuu]

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Welcome back

to The Hot-Hot-Hot

Chili Championships.

The battle

to find who can stand

the hottest chilies

in the universe

is down to just Kirbie

and Betty Soo.

[both growl]

Flaming Hotty

Hot Saucey Sauce?

No problem.

Terror Pepper?

Child's play!

Lava Soup?

Yuppers.

It looks like a tie.

And there's only one thing

that can break it.

[both]

Bring it.

[Herby]

The Insufferably Hot

Broccoli Ghost

Reaper Pepper!

[all gasp]

I'm out.

The last person

to eat one of those

burped fire

for two weeks.

Eat the pepper!

Eat the pepper!

[all]

Eat the pepper!

If you say so.

[Herby]

You got this, Kirb!

Don't eat one, Kirbie.

Good idea...

I'll eat them all!

[crowd gasps]

[burps]

It's clear!

She ate them!

[crowd cheers]

[chanting]

Kirbie! Kirbie! Kirbie!

[crowd cheers]

I know her!

That's my friend!

[gurgling]

Hmm...

[groans]

[farts]

Whoa.

That was a bad one.

And by bad,

I mean awesome bad but-

[farts]

Woo-doggie!

Heh-heh.

That was just plain bad.

Insufferably hot

broccoli ghost reaper.

[gasps]

[groans]

[gasps]

What in the world?

Air quality down

a thousand percent?

There's a biological

w*apon loose.

It's only

a matter of time

before the air

is completely unbreathable!

I'm squeezing

the cheeks!

Look, I can squeeze!

I'm better now!

[farts]

Ah! It's a little one.

Sorry!

Come back!

Stop!

Put me down!

I'm fine!

I'm fine, I'm fine!

[roars]

[growls]

Herby! Burt!

Boy, am I glad

to see you two.

I've never felt

so lonely and unwanted

in my entire life.

Don't worry, Kirbster,

we're working on a cure.

And until

we find it

we'll visit you

every day.

[farts]

[glass shattering]

[alarm buzzer]

Uh oh...

Maybe you should go

before it's too late.

We'll never leave you,

Kirbie!

[Col. Cork]

Time to go, boys.

I'm sorry, Kirbie,

but I must protect the school...

I know.

You did the right thing.

I was putting them

in danger.

Even if that means

sh**ting you,

a child, into space.

If it's any consolation,

I disliked you the least

of your peers.

[beeping]

[screams]

Hey!

Agh!

[Kirbie screams]

Huh.

Maybe this isn't so bad...

Ooh, fresh! Oof!

It stinks like me.

Oh well,

I guess I'll just k*ll some

good old fashioned time

until my gas is gone.

[farts]

There.

All done.

Now I have

someone to talk to!

So...

how you doing?

Not too shabby...

Thanks for asking.

Do not fear me.

I mean you no harm.

Who are you?

They call me

the Shaman of Stink -

heh, well,

that's what I call myself

because I'm

the only one here...

Until now!

[giggles]

Why did you come here?

It's so smelly.

Thanks to me.

You see...

years ago,

I ate a raw

Plutoniuan Cabbage

and it gave me a dangerous

and incurable case

of, what's

the scientific term?

Oh yes,

butt gas.

I was exiled

from my home planet

to keep others safe.

[farts]

The exact same thing

happened to me!

Wait.

years?

I might not ever

see my friends again?

Probably not,

but you have me now.

What do you mean

you sh*t her into space?

I stand by

my decision.

Her gas was capable

of bringing this entire

school to its knees.

But, she's all alone!

You should have

sent us with her.

Believe me,

I'm extremely sorry I didn't.

Yeah, I'm not.

So, what now?

We are going to find

a cure for Kirbie

and her nasty butt gas

and then,

bring her home!

[groans]

What he said!

[sighs]

I miss you guys so much.

But, you must remember,

they shunned you.

Well, my butt gas

was making people sick.

You have to stop making

excuses for other people.

Real friends

don't abandon

their chums.

You know,

you're right.

Real friends

would've stayed by my side

no matter what.

Instead,

they allowed themselves

to be carried away

against their will.

So I have

deadly butt farts,

that's who I am now!

And I'm gonna

let this rear rip!

I'm gonna own it.

[farts]

That's the spirit.

Now, let me show you

how our curse

can also be a gift.

[growls]

[farts]

[farts]

[farts]

[farts]

Any luck with

Kirbie's antidote?

Ah, here we are!

Sadly, there is

no known cure

for the flatulence associated

with eating that pepper.

Kirbie will be a human

stink machine forever.

That's it.

It doesn't matter

how stinky Kirbie is,

she is our friend

and we have to find her!

Well, best thing

I can do

is build a fortified

holding unit

for Kirbie and her...

butt gas...

to live in

here on campus.

Best thing I can do is

bring this cool shirt I made

for her to wear

on the way back.

You hungry?

[farts]

[giggles]

[munches]

[giggles]

Ohh!

[both farting]

Ohh!

[giggles]

[sobs]

Oh, no!

Did I get one in your eye?

No.

It's just that the last

time I had popcorn

was with

Herby and Burt.

Face it.

They have forgotten about you.

You must

forget about them.

I don't mean to

disappoint you,

but you will never,

ever see them again.

You found me!

Mybad is building a stronger

unit for you to live in.

We're bringing

you home!

I don't know, guys.

I feel like I've discovered

an inner strength here

that I never knew existed.

It's Taco Tuesday

at the Academy!

Did you hear that?

They're taking me home!

No...

They aren't.

[farts]

[both choking]

What?

What are you doing?

I'm sorry Kirbie,

but I can't let you leave.

I waited years for

someone to be my friend,

and I will not

be lonely again.

[farts]

Huh, so that's how

it's gonna be, huh?

[farts]

I see you have

learned well.

But, can the student

out fart the teacher?

[gurgles]

[farting]

[farts]

[both farting]

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[gasps]

[both farting]

Hey, no,

that's my remote.

You have to

let me go!

It's what a real

friend would do.

Never!

I won't be

by myself again.

[farts]

You won't.

I'll visit!

No.

You will stay!

[gasps]

[gasps]

[both groaning]

[both fart]

[farts echo]

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[small farts]

Did we just...



Fart ourselves cured?

[sniffs]

I think so!

We can both go home!

I'll miss you,

Shaman of Stink.

Please, call me

by my real name.

[bland voice]

It's Craig.

You clean up

real well, Craig!

Thanks for the ride home.

I can't wait to tell

everyone about my new pals.

To new friendships!

[all sniff]

[farts]

[all sniff]

Huh.

Now, that is just

the perfect level of stink.

[laughs]

Nice one, Kirb.

Well cadets,

this is one field trip

I hope gets off to a...

rocky... start.

[giggles]

Why would you

want such a thing?

Because we're on

a geology trip, Kirbie!

We're here

to look at rocks!

Zing!

[all groan]

I still don't get it.

Um, ex-squeeze me?

You want us to look at rocks?

There's a million things

cooler than that!

Look, a black hole.

It's eating a star

right behind you.

Look at it.

Look at it. Look at it!

Look at it!

Just turn around!

No, no, no, Donnie.

Trust me,

rocks are better.

What are they?

Where did they come from?

Thanks to these scanners,

we get to unlock

those mysteries.

[chuckles]

Cat poo.



Ugh.

Ah, maybe not that one.

Cat poo.

[computer voice repeating

"Cat poo"]

Well, uh, it's...

it's still fascinating.

I mean, where

are all the cats?

Alright cadets,

we have our assignment.

Whoever finds

the coolest rock wins!

That's not

the assignment!

[sighs]

Fine, whatever.

Gold?

Not a rock.

Diamond?

What am I, getting married?

Slow down, Herby.

You'll find

the right rock for you.

Hey look, Kirb!

I bet there's some

cool rocks down there.

I'm sold.

It looks

a little monstery.

Please, no monster

in its right mind

would go down there.

Let's go!

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Aww, the line's

not long enough!

[Burt]

I got it!

Ahh-Ow!

[gasps]

Wow.

It's the most beautiful stone

I've ever seen...

Well,

my assignment's done.

Herby!

Are you okay?

Me? Yeah.

Super fine.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Will it heal faster

if I pick at it?

No.

[female voice]

Let me out. It's hot in here.

Whoa.

My head must be

in bad shape

if I'm hearing voices.

Maybe I should

pick at it more...

[female voice]

I'm in your pocket, genius.

Ahh, that's better.

There were so many old

french fries in there.

You're alive?

But you're a rock.

So?

You're a bag

of guts and farts.

Hah! Yeah.

Good point.

Uh, but still...

Okay fine, I'm actually

a beautiful princess.

If you kiss me,

I'll transform back

into my true self.

Really? Heh.

Here goes...

Heh. Fooled ya.

You kissed a rock.

[laughs]

Good one! I'm Herby.

My name's Crystal.

You look more like a Ruby.

[giggles]

Well, I guess I should

take you back home.

No, I've always

wanted to travel.

Rocks don't

get around much.

You want a tour

of the place?

Oh, that...

would... Rock!

This is how you backstroke.

Watch and learn, loser.

Wow, you guys

have a pool?

You swim?

No, but I love to skip.

Launch me!

Ow! My guts!

Oh, Herby.

And this is

the control room.

It's all about

glowing buttons in here.

Oh, oh, can I play?

Look at me!

I'm an alarm!

[makes alarm sounds]

Enemy ships detected!

Red alert!

Arm weapons!

Fire at anything!

Yeah, we should go.

These are my hide

and not be found trophies.

Impressive.

The only game

I can play

is me,

paper, scissors.

Hehe, I bet you're

great at it.

Man, hanging with you

is way more fun

than being

encased in rock.

I was just thinking

the same thing.

Guys!

I'd like you to meet

my new bud, Crystal.

She's hilarious.

Crystal, Crystal...

Do your Donnie

impression!

Okay, here goes.

Ugh, my Donnie guts!

Ugh, look at me

I'm Donnie!

[laughs]

She's so funny!

We're waiting.



Yeah, I love impressions!

Tell that rock

to talk.

Ugh.

I was afraid of this.

Herby, it looks like

you're the only one

who can hear me.

We must have formed

a telepathic link

when you hit

your head on me.

No one'll ever

believe I'm alive.

Sure they will.

Guys, this rock's alive,

but only I can hear her.

It's a telepathy thing.

Cool!

I totally believe you.

We see weirder

stuff all the time.

[alarm]

Alright, Cadets.

It's time to rock out!

[sighs]

Show me your rocks.

Soap.

Next please.

Geode.

Nice!

Next please.

Bran muffin.

Eh, at least

it's healthy.

Herby, what if

I'm not shiny enough?

Oh, please, I bet he's never

seen anything like you.

Unidentified.

I've never seen

anything like it!

This could be big.

It could be anything.

A new rock,

a new life form!

You the kid who

found this rock?

Yup!



Grab him!

Am I going to be famous

because I discovered her?

[man]

Don't let the rock get away!

Herby!



Crystal!

Herby!

Crystal!

What's happening?

Where's Crystal?

Herby, are you there?

We can still talk

telepathically.

You have to save me!

They're doing all sorts

of weird tests!

Grape juice stain

resistance test.

[grunts]

Whoa, I felt that!

It's because we're linked!

You can feel

everything I can.

Tickle test.

[laughs]

There must be

a way I can bust out.

It'll have to

be brilliant...

Uh, hey, suit store.

I need to go potty.

Hmm...

Fine, but you have to promise

to come right back.

Thanks...

for letting me escape!

[alarm buzzers]

Ugh, I'm terrible

at my job.

You'll have to

dance past them.

Dance?

Well, how do you

know that'll even--

I just do.

Now, dance for

your life, Herby!

I'll be your guide.

Okay.

Here goes...

[Crystal]

Limbo!

Funky chicken!

Funkier chicken!

The robot.

You did it!

Now, you just have to get

past the robo-ninjas.

The what?

[Crystal]

You've got this.

Just trust your hands...

and your feet.

[battle cries]

[long yell]

[long yell]

There.

Is that all?

[Crystal] It was

until your scream alerted that.

[roars]

This is getting weird.

You know what to do.

I do?

[roars]

[screams]

[roars]

Herby!

I knew you'd find me!

We have to

stop him.

Engage tickling!

Full power!

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[Herby]

Uhh...

Umm...

There's no time

for that!

[gasps]

[♪♪♪]

We lost 'em!

Except for those guys.

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They're gaining on us,

but I can still

out maneuver them!

Looks like

this is it for us.

I love you, Crystal!

I'm a rock,

I'll probably survive.

And I love you, Herby!

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, dad.

I lost you guys and found

myself in a dark cave.

But, Herby saved me!

[deep voice]

What's a Herby?

One of the water-based

creatures.

Dad...

can I keep him?

What?

[deep voice]

Sorry, dear.

That would be impossible.

Why?

We are all just a figment

of his imagination.

A what?

[deep voice]

This is all a dream, young man.

You're having a dream.

A dream?

Whoa.

It couldn't be!

You've been lying

here for ten minutes.

But, Crystal!

Who's Crystal?

The super sass-talking

rock I found

that I've been

hanging out with.

Cat poo.

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