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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ One, two, three! ♪
[Skillsworthy]
Herby, Kirbie, Burt.
It's been one year
since you rescued
my sweet Dumples
and, in honour
of that anniversary,
I would like to present
to you these medals.
-Aw shucks.
-It was nothing.
We will forever
be indebted to you.
[all cheer]
Pfft, finding Dumples
was a complete accident.
They couldn't rescue their
fingers from their own noses.
You there, um,
little cadet,
would you mind
taking our picture?
Um, it's-it's Donnie, sir.
And it would be
my utmost pleasure
to capture this
historic moment.
Okay.
Everyone say phony,
I mean cheese!
Cheese!
You know Lonnie,
you could learn
a thing or two
from these cadets.
Absolutely,
President Skillsworth--
Once again,
great job, Amigonauts!
Assembly dismissed!
Ugh!
If I'm ever going
to get Skillsworthy
to adorn me with medals,
I'm gonna
need to do
something
real special.
[grunting effort]
Donnie, you brilliant
and handsome young man.
No wonder all the girls
are ga ga for you.
[giggles]
Oh, thank you Donnie,
I'm flattered!
Oh, no, thank you. Oh!
[laughs]
[grunting effort]
Help?
Hmm...
what to order.
I'll have a breakfast cookie
and a coff...
Wait!
No. Yes!
Does the Guacamole
Spiced Latte
taste like
real Guacamole Spice?
I'm sorry sweetiekins,
you can squeak all you want,
but you're not
getting any of my--
Dumples!
As soon as Skillsworthy
announces Dumples is missing,
I'll return her
and get the praise
I deserve.
[siren]
Students!
Dumples has gone missing...
again!
I am extremely
concerned.
Oh, why must this
hard working man
and his trusted
canine companion
endure such hardship?
Why, I ask you?
Whoever returns
my beloved pooch
will be generously
rewarded.
And show time.
[maniacal laugh]
Ahh!
Wha?
Where's my backpack?
[gasps]
How did you find her?
Well, I love bubble gum.
He sure does.
Give him ten desks
and he'll be chewing for a week.
And I had
a real hankering.
It was then
that I caught a waft
of my all time favourite...
[fanfare],
Grape Escape!
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[sighs]
Dumples must have wandered
in there and got stuck.
Uh, who wanders into a bag?
Uh, no offense pal,
but it's happened to you
a coupla times.
True. True.
I can't thank you enough
for finding my luvins,
but free chocolate bars
for life
is a good start.
[all cheer]
What?
Free choc-?
Ugh!
It was just luck
you found her.
Was it luck, Donnie?
Hmm?
[sniffs]
You sure it's safe
for my angel
to be in this
Hot Yoga class?
Namaste, everyone.
It's probably the safest
place for her to be.
Now...
Let's get hot!
Okay and we'll start
with the Dracula.
And now into the Crab.
[panting]
Upside down Eiffel Tower.
And now
the Close Your Eyes pose.
Wow, could've started
with that pose.
Not again!
And three...
two...
[siren]
Students, it seems
that once again...
The Amigonauts
have found my Dumples!
[gasps]
Good thing Dumples
ate that tracking device.
As for ending up
in Donnie's locker...
well...
this dog must love
the way Donnie smells!
Who doesn't?
[sniffs]
[growls]
Excellent, Amigonauts!
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go cry
tears of joy in private.
[cries]
Donnie's bag.
Donnie's locker.
Donnie's bag.
Donnie's locker.
Hmm...
Hmm...
The one with the smallest brain
is on to me.
Time for my
ultimate brain
to come up with
the ultimate scheme!
[maniacal laugh]
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Her soft fur,
the way she steals my pizza
when I'm not looking,
the way she pees
in my slippers every morning.
Oh, I miss her so much!
President Skillsworthy!
I found this note
and it's from the dognapper!
"I have your dog.
Play this video."
I steal dogs for no reason
and I don't ever
give them back.
[giggles]
Now, if someone
were to find this one...
which they won't...
then that would be
the most impressive thing
that has ever happened.
♪ Daddy's boy. ♪
♪ Unhappy-happy-happy-happy
Daddy's boy. ♪
Again! Okay!
♪ Daddy's boy. ♪
♪ Unhappy-happy-happy-happy
Daddy's boy. ♪
Up an octave!
♪ Daddy's boy. ♪
The dognapper...
stole Donnie's camera!
Yes,
that's plausible!
I mean, right.
[awkward laughter]
To Donnie's room!
What are you doing?
If the dognapper
stole your camera,
it means he was
in your room
and may have left a clue.
Or...
Donnie is the dognapper.
Burt, we really
need you to focus.
Oh, uh, guys,
I have an idea
where this extremely
intelligent
and probably very handsome
dognapper might be.
Uh, why don't you just
stay here and, you know,
waste your time -
I mean, look for clues!
Let's tear this place apart!
Get in the bucket,
Dumples, it's time to go.
Come on, Dumples.
Be a good girl
and get in the bucket.
[farts]
I promise I'll let you
pee in Herby's locker...
on his sweaters!
Fine, I'll just [sniff]
Oh...
oh that's disgusting.
Oh, I'm feeling...
I'm feeling faint...
Oh, come on!
Oh, great.
Well, it's a good thing that
I am an expert rope climber.
[grunting efforts]
Upper body strength--agh!
Uh oh.
I was so good at hiding
this ridiculous dog
that no one will ever find me!
We don't have any water.
Food!
Panic setting in!
[gasp]
Something is
down here with us.
Protect me Dumples!
I can't believe we forgot
about the tracking device.
We've gotta get to Dumples
before he farts it out!
[barking]
Help!
Help! Save me!
I mean us!
Stay strong, Donnie!
We'll be right down!
Donnie's not
the dognapper.
How could I be so wrong?
Hold on, Donnie!
We've gotcha!
Burt!
I'm okay.
I don't think
the dognapper is,
but I'm okay.
Well, don't just stand
there and watch -
get us out of here!
Donnie,
I want to thank you
for locating Dumples...
but it is the Amigonauts
who not only
saved my dear angel,
but saved a student too.
Aw shucks.
It was nothing.
Please, accept this statue
I carved out of marble
with my bare hands
as a token
of my appreciation.
Let's go
get you some medals!
[pained grunt]
It cost many lives,
but this ship,
The Obliterator,
was finally defeated.
Then Commander Evil
was sealed in Gotcha-Goo,
where he has remained
for over one hundred years.
That's one creepy
looking dude.
Yeah, super creep.
But, this place
is pretty cool!
Sir?
Yes, was there any
attempt to rehabilitate
Commander Evil
through therapy,
Gregorian chants, electroshock,
massage, anything?
No point, Kirbie.
He was always evil
and was always going to be evil.
So he was never
given a chance?
Colonel...
anyone can change.
Pfft.
When do we get to fire
the ships weapons?
The weapons system
is offline.
Don't worry, Sir,
I'll figure out how
to get it working again!
Weapons!
I order you
not to touch anything!
Did you hear me?
[student] They're gonna
go for the weapons!
[all cheering]
No one wants to be evil.
I wonder
what happened to you.
Or try the one
below that.
Oh, no-no-no-no!
Maybe the big one up there!
Ahh!
[screams]
That's it!
Tour's over!
Everyone back to the bus...
Now!
Staring contest
in three, two, one.
Kirbie, keep watch,
you're the judge.
Seven, eight...
Agh!
Atten-tion!
Anyone who is not here
please raise your hand
or you will
be left behind.
No one?
Wonderful.
Guys?
Where'd you go?
Hmmm...
[gasp]
A toy box!
Toy owners aren't evil.
No head.
No head.
No head.
Yikes!
I hope he didn't pay
full price for these.
Hey!
They forgot me!
Oh, well.
I'm sure
they'll be back
as soon as Herby and Burt
notice I'm missing.
This ship's so dark
and depressing.
Guess Commander Evil never took
an interior decorating course.
[gasp]
But, I did!
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[Kirbie]
Hmm, well, who doesn't look evil
when lit from below?
[ominous music]
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I can't believe they aren't
back to pick me up yet.
[rumbles]
I wonder if any of these buttons
serves a breakfast.
[alarm]
[computer voice]
Poisonous gas.
[screams]
[buzzer]
Phew!
No thank you.
Maybe this one?
[computer voice]
Commander Evil's Video Diary.
Ooh!
This might provide
some insight.
Today, I shall crush
the Planet of Garthoria
from existence!
Obliterated!
Also, the following
forty-two planets--
Who names a planet
'ShoobyGoob'?
Okay, okay,
I get it.
You blew up
a lot of planets.
Now tell me something
I don't know about you.
And kittens seem nice while
you're playing with them
then whamo,
they scratch you!
I have had it with chips.
Death to chips!
Ugh, chips!
Whoa.
Who hates chips?
[Commander Evil]
I hate everything.
Gah!
You're alive?
Yes.
Thanks to you.
As a reward, I will consider
not annihilating you.
Not annihilate me?
That's so sweet!
I knew you weren't
such a bad guy.
I like kittens too,
by the way.
And just like that
I've changed my mind.
You will now be
snuffed from existence!
Eek!
[struggling]
Here I...
You're gonna get it now...
Argh!
Kidding!
I was totally joshing you.
You should've
seen your face.
Absolute terror.
So funny.
Terrorizing
is never funny!
That's what got you frozen
in the first place.
Yes.
I suppose it is.
Lucky for you,
Therapist Kirbie is here
to find your inner smile.
All you need to do
is open up to me.
Help me, help you.
Hmmm, alright,
as long as you'll
help me, help me.
I'm not sure
what that is--
Let's use the reward system.
Every time I answer
one of your questions,
you reward me
by illuminating another
festive light on that panel.
It's so hard to heal
in the dark.
How about starting
with a freebie?
The one on the right.
Hmm.
That sounds fair.
Yes.
And I so hope you can get
to the root of my anger.
I want to be really,
really happy.
Don't you worry, Mr. Evil.
We're going to
figure this out together.
[mechanical whirring]
[snoring]
Ah-ha-ha!
You blinked!
You blinked!
No, you blinked first!
I saw you!
Kirbie, who won?
Kirbie?
Where's Kirbie?
Last time I saw her
was on...
[gasp]
That is not an honest answer.
No one's favourite
flavour is "revenge".
Now, take this seriously
or I'm not flicking on
anymore pretty lights for you.
No, no!
Not that one!
The one on the left!
The left!
[gasp]
That's you!
Aww and you're happy!
No!
Turn it off.
I don't want to see him!
Tell me everything.
I'm listening.
When I was a boy,
hugging
was forbidden in my home.
But on my seventh birthday
I took all the allowance
I'd saved up...
And bought myself
an octopus stuffy.
His tag said
"My name is Arm-y
and I have
eight arms
to hug you with".
But, he was a liar!
His arms just dangled!
I never experienced
the feeling of a loving embrace!
I learned there
was only one truth: pain.
So I became the greatest
spreader of that truth:
one expl*si*n at a time!
Commander Evil,
that... was...
a breakthrough.
[phone rings]
Is that a land line?
You are so old school.
Remind me
to get your number.
Hello?
Evil Command Centre.
Kirbie!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
And Commander Evil's therapy
is going very well.
What? He's alive?
Cool.
Run, Kirbie, run!
Hide!
We're coming to save you!
Okay.
Nice and easy.
We don't wanna set off
any alarms on the way--
[sirens]
Intruders!
Stop right there,
Commander Evil!
He's not evil anymore!
I fixed him.
Then why is his weapons
systems powered up?
Wait, what?
His what is what?
Whoa.
It's really him!
What are you doing?
I thought we were
making progress,
that you were
going to be happy?
Oh, I will be.
Once I destroy you,
your friends
and wherever it is
that you're from.
I can't let you do that!
[growls]
[screams]
You'll be okay,
Herby, it's ju--
Freezing.
And surprisingly painful.
Hang on
Mister-pretend-not-to-be-evil
but-is-still-evil-Evil!
After everything
I did for you,
you hurt my friends,
planned to destroy
my planet...
you lied to me!
I'm evil.
People can not change.
Oh. Yes.
They. Can!
Eeyah!
I was nice!
And happy!
And now I'm not!
[maniacal laughter]
Didn't wanna be loved?
I'll show you!
[battle cry]
[sighs]
I'll change...
I'll change!
[sigh]
Love.
Way more powerful
than any evil.
Come on, let's go home.
I don't respect you,
but I respect your game.
[buzzes]
[sinister music]
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
01x23 - Lanes of Glory/Why So Uptitan?
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.