- Ahh!
[yelling in Swedish]
I'm not having this!
How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
You're about to watch me
get the absolute sh*t
scared out of me.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoa!
This show takes
what I already do,
getting scared of horror games,
but taking it
to the next level.
Oh, sh*t.
A really f*cked up level.
- Naughty boy!
- Oh, sh*t!
What the f*ck?
So if you love watching me
get scared shitless,
you're gonna love
"Scare PewDiePie."
[haunting music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat pop music]
[buzzer sounds]
- Felix.
- Hello?
- Hey, Felix, it's Rach.
Come on out.
- All right. One second.
- We're joined today
by Rachel,
who doesn't trust Damon
or myself...
- Nope.
- To do the sh**t.
- Is that a venomous snake?
- I got to be honest,
I didn't check.
You tell me.
- No, I don't want to go!
- How did she get in there?
- I have no idea.
Go, guys! There's a fire!
Let's go!
- How's it going, bros?
It's PewDiePie.
Well, it's the last game.
I can't believe it.
Awesome journey
filled with terror...
[screaming]
Let me out!
Disgust...
Ew!
Eh!
Betrayal...
- Okay.
- What is this?
A lot of mixed emotions.
I can't trust anymore.
I just can't.
- Uh, I'm sorry that
I couldn't be there for you.
I'm sorry.
- Great.
All right, let's go.
- Let's go.
What can you tell me
about today, then?
You're being very secret today.
- Well...
- There's only one game
left on the list.
- Would you be disappointed
if we weren't playing it?
- No, you know what?
I will tell you, though,
what I will be disappointed in.
If I don't see Timmy again,
I'm gonna be legit pissed.
- That'll do it.
- Good.
- [chuckles]
- [holds low note]
- So when I say Sweden,
what's the first thing
that comes to mind?
- Meatballs.
- Kevin.
- Uh, I think of the blue
and yell--yellow flag.
- Yes.
- And Vikings.
- I think if you
went to Sweden,
you'd probably be
disappointed.
- Why?
- There's no Vikings.
- There's no Vikings.
Are there meatballs?
Is there chocolate?
- There's a serious lack
of meatballs.
No, chocolate is Switzerland.
- Oh, you're right.
- And I'm kind of offended.
- Oh, no!
- At me thinking that?
- Everyone gets that wrong.
- I'm sorry!
- [echoing]
Felix? Is everything okay?
[distorted speech]
How's your coffee?
- [laughing]
- Well, I don't even know
what's going on.
- I'll find you, Felix!
This will not be the end!
- [distorted speech]
Vikings?
[distorted speech]
- Hello, Felix.
- This is PewDiePie.
What up, bros?
- What'd we do
to betray your trust?
- Trapped in the dollhouse.
[intense music]
- PewDiePie.
Now we got to help him
get out.
♪ ♪
First off,
take off your blindfold.
This is gonna be weird.
What am I gonna get today?
Okay!
♪ ♪
I'm crippled!
Help!
Sorry about your legs
no longer working.
They don't want us to leave
the dollhouse.
How did you guys do that?
That's f*ckin' weird.
[laughing]
Oh, a banana.
Safe word.
To escape, we need to conquer
our greatest fears.
The first step to escape
is to read the letter
on your desk out lout.
Okay, I will read the letter
on my desk out loud.
Hello, Felix.
This is PewDiePie.
"We have amnesia."
Oh, sh*t!
"There are three things
you must do.
"Find the key to escape,
"find the secret phrase,
find yourself."
Okay, here I go.
Yes, can really walk
in these things.
[laughs]
Oh, it's me!
I found myself, guys.
Me and Marzia.
How did you find these pictures?
These are my private pictures,
guys.
Turn right, Felix.
Turn right?
Or am I right?
Okay, here's another.
Go to your left, Felix.
PewDiePie, you crazy, man.
Find the key, Felix.
Where's the key?
I don't--
What?
- Hey!
[knocks on door]
Hello?
Oh, sh*t.
- No!
[laughs]
Hell no.
Wrong way, sorry, Felix.
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck?
- You opened the wrong door
and you need to be punished.
Elbows on the table!
- I did not sign up for this.
Ah, okay.
- Naughty boy!
- Ah!
What the f*ck?
- Naughty, naughty!
- Okay.
- You get down on the ground.
Crawl around like a dog.
- Eh.
I d--I can't--
Ah!
- Bark like a dog!
- No--ah!
- Bark!
- Ah!
- Bark louder!
- Woof! Ahh!
- Bark like a dog! Bark!
- Bananas!
- Get back over here!
- Bananas!
This is not--
- You are late for dinner!
- This is seriously not cool,
guys.
- Get over here.
- Whoa! Okay.
- Piece of sh*t!
- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get in there!
- Oh, what the f-- piggy!
- I've made three courses
for you.
You have to try all three.
Get over here.
All three!
Now!
- Ah! Okay.
What is this?
- Just eat it!
- I'm not gonna eat it!
Oh, sh*t.
"The"?
Okay.
Come on, Felix.
We got to find out
what the secret phrase is.
There's nothing in here!
[gasps]
No.
It's in the bottom, of course.
Okay, okay. I'm--
- Hurry it up!
- I'm trying. It's really hard.
"Bro."
Oh, sh*t,
not the poor little fellas.
Oh, God. I'm sorry, guys.
"The bro lives."
f*ck this.
- Congratulations.
- [muttering]
- Get over there.
Follow him and do
what they say!
[chanting in unison]
One, zero, zero, one...
- What the sh*t?
What the f*ck is this?
One, zero, zero, one, zero,
zero, zero, one--
All right.
You know I can't sit--
what are you--
why are you doing that?
[chanting in unison]
One, one, zero, zero,
one, one, zero, one, zero, zero,
one, one, zero, one...
- What are we doing?
What the f*ck?
- [raspy breathing]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, well,
I think I can do it.
I feel pretty confident.
Yes.
Oh, sh*t! What the f*ck?
What?
- Okay. Fine.
Okay, there you go.
Are you happy?
Got it.
Yes.
[thunder booms]
- Oh, sh*t.
Oh, f*ck this.
- [growls]
- Oh, sh*t! What the f*ck?
God damn it.
Oh. It's gonna suck.
Yes.
That was not me.
♪ ♪
Good party.
Oh, sh*t.
Mr. Chair!
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey!
I missed you, man.
- How's it going, buddy?
- Yes!
- Come on over. Have a seat.
- Yay!
Okay.
[laughs]
Let's get the f*ck out of here.
- Hold on.
We've got a long ride ahead.
- Where are we going?
- Whoo. Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- H-h-hold on.
- Mr. Chair,
what have you been smoking?
- We're almost there.
- "Almost there."
We haven't gone anywhere, dude.
- Pewds is out there.
- Thanks, dude.
All right, bro, I feel like
we're almost there.
Whoa!
- [deep voice] Now I need you
to get the hell off of me.
[dramatic music]
- No! Ah!
- [deep voice]
Up the stairs.
- All right,
thanks for the ride, dude.
- [cheerful voice]
All right, buddy.
Time to scoot.
- Bye, my old friend.
- Bye-bye, Pewds. Don't die.
- I'll see you
on the other side.
Okay.
Oh, what the f*ck?
No, f*ck you.
In order to find yourself,
you have to face your fears.
Oh, hell no.
You must move past
the untrusted statues,
if you want to escape.
This is f*cked.
This is well f*cked.
Oh. This is great.
Oh, no!
Oh, sh*t! f*ck!
f*cking S.
This is f*cked.
Stop mind-f*cking me.
[gasps]
No.
♪ ♪
[children giggling]
[sighs]
Little dolls.
I f*cking hate little dolls.
Don't become one of the dollies
in the dollhouse.
I just need to find myself.
Excuse me, lady.
Hello?
Sorry to wake you up.
Oh, no.
What the f*ck?
I found myself.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
[laughs]
It is, like, % accurate me.
We have the same dress.
The same--
what?
What the f*ck is this?
Hi?
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
This is the best.
[laughs]
What do I do?
Come closer, Felix.
It's me.
Is there something there?
- [deep voice booms]
- Ahh!
- Oh, sh*t!
What the f*ck?
[laughs]
- [deep voice] It's been me
this whole time, Felix.
- This is f*cked.
- I'm going to keep you here
forever, sugar tits.
I'm sending my dark servants
to make sure you never...
- Oh, sh*t.
I'm PewDiePie.
I don't f*cking know.
I--um--
- No!
- Ahh!
What the f*ck?
[laughter]
Who licked?
Who was licking all the time?
- [laughs]
- Was that you?
- We were making weird--
- I had no idea!
- Licking--you were licking?
- I was licking
through the hole.
- What the f*ck?
You were, like, licking.
- I was just making
weird noises.
- Yes!
- You didn't recognize--
- Yes.
- Ahh.
- You didn't recognize
our beautiful voices.
- You didn't recognize
his tongue?
- No!
Honestly, I had no idea.
I'm so glad it's you guys.
- Yeah.
In this situation,
where you're wearing a dress.
- Dude, this is--
[whip cracks]
Oh, God. No.
Not her.
Oh.
- What's your real safe word,
Felix?
- Bananas?
- No.
Real safe word.
- Please!
I don't know!
- Safe word!
- I don't know it!
- Tell me your real safe word
right now!
- This has gone too far.
Bananas.
- Don't play the f*cking piano!
Give me your safe word!
- This is too far, like,
this is legit safe word-thy.
- This is not over.
You will be seeing me again.
- This show is not--
What are we doing, guys?
Is it over?
- Did he do it?
- Please tell me it's--
[cheers and applause]
This was the last game!
Oh.
- Good job.
- I'm so glad that sh*t's over.
♪ ♪
I don't know what the f*ck
to call this.
This was the weirdest one
by far.
I just can't believe
I didn't recognize you guys.
- Uh, was it a relief
when you saw them?
What was going through
your mind?
- Yes!
I'm like, "All right,
well, they'll help me
with whatever,"
but no, you just stood there.
- We just stood there
and laughed.
- We--it was funny.
- You know about the girl?
You told me about, like,
weird sex, like, bondage,
or whatever.
She was naked almost.
And had a whip.
Today was definitely
safe word-thy.
Like, before, maybe I didn't
really need it.
Today, I was like,
"What the f*ck?"
She spanked me,
like, times.
- How are you feeling?
- Well, I liked it.
I'm j--
[laughter]
- So explain to them
what you've done
the last three weeks.
What has happened to you?
- I got to find keys
through a bunch of maggots.
This is so f*cking gross.
That smell like sh*t.
[gags]
- Alive?
- Yes, they were.
And they liked to bite you
as well.
It was very good.
- Lovely.
- I'm a fast runner
when I'm being chased,
I learned that.
Okay, f*ck this.
f*ck this.
f*ck this.
[laughter]
During the m*llitary thing,
I got to run through,
like, w*r.
Wah!
[explosions booming]
Ahh!
I've seen some sh*t, guys.
You can tell.
- Well, you're done.
- Oh, yes!
[cheers and applause]
Yes!
- You did it.
- I want to thank Timmy.
Timmy was the baby doll
that's been through me
through the whole thing.
He d*ed twice in the show.
[somber music]
♪ ♪
Tim.
Okay!
Well, I did it!
I conquered these three weeks
like a boss.
I was never scared
for even a second.
[screaming]
All right, this sucks.
[screaming]
No, no, no!
[screaming]
What the sh*t?
[screaming]
I'm just so glad it's over.
[laughter]
And as always, bros,
stay awesome.
I feel like I got to go in
for this one.
[mimics expl*si*n]
[dark music]
Can we get the party started?
Nicky's here!
- Get the f*ck off the stage!
[g*nshots]
- What the f*ck?
Seeing myself in the mirror--
that was f*cking weird.
- That guy looked
so much like you.
- When we first came in, like,
we literally thought it was you,
and I was like...
sh*t!
- Too bad he d*ed, though.
I wanted to meet him.
- Hey!
- I'm PewDiePie!
- It's PewDiePie!
- You are a beautiful man.
Yes.
01x09 - Naughty Pie
PewDiePie encounters terrifying situations and sets inspired by his favorite survival horror video games he previously played on his YouTube channel. (Thanks for the shout-out PewDiePie! We appreciate it!! )