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every day
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is
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spoilers up
touchdown control
whoa
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b*at it
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does that rock
it's a lot of fun being a cat but
sometimes i wish i was a boy again
it was so long ago i hardly remember
get it
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just a minute
hey let go get off me
will that be cash or charge
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hey
come back
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what's all this commotion dandelion
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oh that poor frightened creature
you're right my dear dandelion we must
teach that boy
a lesson
gotcha
don't you want to go over the wall
it's a small step for a man but it's a
long way for a cat stop
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you will pay for the way you behave
yeah
you should pay for a new wardrobe you
wouldn't be so cruel if you knew what it
was to live in an animal's skin
hey that sounds cool
go ahead big sh*t turn me into a
powerful tiger no school stay up late at
night it'd be a blast
so
be it
what the
hey
what's going on hey
come back i was only kidding
can't you take a joke okay
time to turn me back
hey rick joe
you'll never believe what's happened
look at this weirdo
let's get them
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this cat can't meow to save his life
but who's talking about saving his life
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i didn't get
why couldn't they understand me
how could they do this to me
hey
you're kitty kitty
there i was a boy in the skin of a cat i
thought i must be dreaming
wake up
wake up
but it wasn't a dream
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billy
billy billy
billy joe have you seen billy he was
here earlier but we lost him oh i mean
we got
held up
yeah
helping an old lady across the road
[Laughter]
well if you see him will you please tell
him to come home he's not usually late
for lunch
well dandelion it seems we have upset
the balance of nature not to mention the
mother of that wicked boy
that poor woman deserves a kinder more
obedient son
someone like you
there's only one thing for it
dandelion
how would you like to become
a boy
i was called
i was wet
i was worried
i didn't want to be a cat
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you woke me from my afternoon nap
bozo
you have any idea how much i like my
beauty sleep with a mug like that you
should get more of it
oops
i get my paws on you fuzzball your
dinner
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interesting when an irresistible force
meets an immovable object it appears
something's got to give something's got
to give
something's got to give
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wow
that was close
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and what is that
oh no
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surprise surprise
it seems our young stranger has a talent
for being in the wrong place at the
wrong time
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[Applause]
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come on out fur brain
haven't you heard
in this world it's dog eat cat
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wow
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um
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if i ever get out of this i promise to
wash behind my ears and eat my greens
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saved by a whisker young friend
thanks
who are you
i sir and mr hubert but you can call me
what my friends call me
what's that
mr hubert
and who are you
billy follow me billy
i hope you're hungry billy
wonderful wonderful billy come join me
for this treat
look at this spilling yeah
you're not gonna eat that are you
yes indeed with relish
i wouldn't even eat that with ketchup
oh this is most delicious billy
here
i can't eat that
why ever not you see mr hubert
i'm not really a cat
i'm a boy i knew it the moment i saw you
i said that is a boy
when i was young i fancied i was a
carrier pigeon
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imagine that being flying cat food
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here billy you will find the finest food
in town
come on
[Applause]
what's it to be billy roast beef
tandoori chicken masala
trifle my
a cat who likes trifle
unbelievable
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my home billy a 54 cadillac eldorado
series 75 can you smell the scented oils
of motor city mechanisms
you live in a car
a car
it is a temple a palace a pavilion of a
posted pleasure with the most
magnificent view in the city
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prepare yourself to see upholstery
that'll take your breath away
what
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you've feathered felon this is private
property
don't eat them mr hubert please
you'll get feathers all over your
upholstery
thank you my little friend you will go
down in aviation history
quick thinking billy one should never
eat messy snacks in a classic automobile
it's getting late i had to go home now
but i haven't even shown you the gear
shift yet or all the overhead cams or
who the spark plugs are please
some other time perhaps
well goodbye
but i don't know where i am
don't be foolish you're a cat just
follow your nose
please help me mr hubert please well
it's most obvious i won't get any rest
until you've gone
thank you mr hubert well now uh describe
your neighborhood
there you are you know i have been
looking for you everywhere
how far is it now
don't be impatient billy relax enjoy the
sparkling vista
ah isn't it beautiful a cat's eye view
of the world
humans never left their eyes from the
street they miss all of this
it's
it's
brilliant
but i have to get home point it out to
me billy and we shall go there forth
with
there it is there
not bad billy you could do worse much
worse looks warm and well provisioned
so come on
we'll get something to eat my thoughts
exactly let's continue
are you sure this is your home
yeah of course come on
i can hardly believe it
perhaps billy i should leave you here
thanks mr hubert
for everything goodbye my friend
good luck
for a cat mr hubert you're a real
gentleman
so there i was home at last
but how was i gonna get in i couldn't
even reach the doorbell
what's that
what a sweet little cat
mr hubert your nose does not deceive you
that smell can only mean one thing
dog
and no cat in his right mind lives in a
house with a dog
there's a good
yeah
hey put me down
now be very very quiet
we don't want mom to see you what are we
gonna do brian i've never known billy to
be this affectionate before
and obedient he's been drinking all his
milk it's scary
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marie where are you going
it was then that the truth dawned on me
i hadn't just been changed into a cat
i'd swap places with one
marie
what do you got there
just something i found
show me what it is this instant
oh i i i
oh i might have known
oh
can't i keep it now marie you know your
mother's allergic to cats take it away
quick
poor
come and have a bowl of milk
there you are
a lovely bowl of milk go on drink it up
like a good
i don't like milk i never have and i
never will
drink up your milk punk every cat
deserves a last meal
but sausage it's me billy
now i've heard it all a cat with
delusions hey don't worry furball i'll
soon put you out of your misery
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sausages
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what is the capital
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there he is
little pet
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ah what it is to be welcomed
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i'll be back
i'm gonna call the proper authorities
but daddy
he's just
don't argue
yes sir
on your feet
you sir have the intelligence of a fire
hydrant
what agility run billy
and now a real test of athleticism
get it
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mr hubert mr hubert
if you could see your way clear to let
me go it would be my pleasure to
introduce you to the finest dining the
city has to offer
you'll really dig your next home
you sir are a scoundrel and
hey sausage you dumb mutt wanna come out
and play
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i always thought sausage was smarter
than that
it's no use billy
not a snap this is one of my old school
locks
16
10 what was it
3
26 no that's not it
you've come to take the cat
what was that number
something to do with
with my birthday that's it my birthday
remarkable billy
let's move
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uh
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yeah all right we did it
you know mr hebert i think i could get
to like being a cat
you're quite a cat billy you saved my
life
oh it's a fine life billy fresh air fine
living and wide open spaces
oh to be a fur covered quadruped now
that april's here doesn't that make you
proud to belong to the cat family billy
just think we're brothers to the tawny
main king of the jungle the tiger tiger
burning bright the fleet-footed cheetah
billy
billy are you listening
billy
billy
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[Applause]
oh
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me
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spoilers up
touchdown control
whoa
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b*at it
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does that rock
it's a lot of fun being a cat but
sometimes i wish i was a boy again
it was so long ago i hardly remember
[Music]
just a minute
hey let go get off me
will that be cash or charge
[Music]
hey
come back
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what's all this commotion dandelion
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oh that poor frightened creature
you're right my dear dandelion we must
teach that boy
a lesson
gotcha
don't you want to go over the wall
it's a small step for a man but it's a
long way for a cat stop
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you will pay for the way you behave
yeah
you should pay for a new wardrobe you
wouldn't be so cruel if you knew what it
was to live in an animal's skin
hey that sounds cool
go ahead big sh*t turn me into a
powerful tiger no school stay up late at
night it'd be a blast
so
be it
what
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hey what's going on hey
come back i was only kidding
can't you take a joke okay
time to turn me back
hey rick joe
you'll never believe what's happened
look at this weirdo
let's get him
01x01 - Billy Becomes a Cat
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A boy named Billy is transformed into a cat due to an angry magician who decides to teach the boy a lesson after seeing him bullying a cat.
A boy named Billy is transformed into a cat due to an angry magician who decides to teach the boy a lesson after seeing him bullying a cat.