♪ my name is Shake-zula,
the mic ruler ♪
♪ the old schooler
♪ you want to trip?
I'll bring it to you ♪
♪ Frylock, and I'm on top
rock you like a cop ♪
♪ Meatwad, you're up next
with your knock-knock ♪
♪ Meatwad make the money, see?
♪ Meatwad get the honeys, "g"
♪ drivin' in my car, livin' like
a star ♪
♪ ice on my fingers and my toes,
and I'm a Taurus ♪
♪ unh, check, check it, yeah
♪ 'cause we are the aqua teens
♪ make the homies say "ho!"
And the girlies wanna scream ♪
♪ 'cause we are the aqua teens
♪ make the homies say "ho!"
And the girlies wanna scream ♪
♪ aqua teen hunger force
♪ number one in the hood, boy
Where is the food?
Will you shut up?
You said there was
gonna be food.
And I don't see meat.
I see bread,
but that ain't a sandwich.
Shut up, Shake. Shut up.
There's no protein.
I want to be muscle man
for Halloween
and I have to start now.
Will you shut up.
They have to bless it first.
Ah, jes--
don't you say it!
What? I'm not allowed
to say a name?
You're taking it in vain.
No I'm not.
When I use it, I get results.
What are you looking at?
You worshiping me now
all of a sudden?
Sorry.
Yeah yeah, turn back around
captain rubberneck.
Hey look at that.
They giving out
money over there.
Have some respect.
We're in a church!
Alright, here's the plan.
When he stupidly hands us
the dish of money,
I will accept it and quickly
deposit it into my off-shore
account, and you cut that way,
far away from me, and start
screaming "hey I took the money!
I took that money!"
I took the money!
Hey yall I took the money!
No you don't.
Not on Christmas you don't.
Where'd you get money?
I worked for it.
And I'm giving it to the church.
Because you need to experience
how it feels to give,
and not just receive,
like you usually do.
But also, how it feels
to receive, too.
Cause that's a good feeling
too y'all.
When Santa claus comes down
from the cross and give me
all that stuff I asked for.
That ain't Santa claus, okay?
How many times I gotta tell
you that?
Well he got a beard.
And that ain't
a belly full of jelly.
Look like he got
an appendectomy scar.
Is this the mall?
'Cause I'm sitting here
wondering how I'm gonna sit
in his lap when he's hanging
from some nails.
Santa claus did not die
for our sins.
Santa claus is dead?
No!
Yes!
He crashed his sleigh
right into a wall
'cause he was drinking a lot.
It was a twisted fiery wreckage
of sleigh, reindeer bones,
and the old fat bastard's guts.
Excuse me, excuse me folks.
We need to go.
And who's drunk enough to get
nailed to wood?
I can see maybe one nail.
But then you'd think he'd move.
But no!
We gotta revere him
for his slow reaction time.
Look,
it's been a long year.
And I won't lie to you --
it's been rough.
There may not be a whole lot
under the tree this year.
That's okay, Frylock.
We got each other.
And I got me a brand new super
soaker that I asked for, right?
So I'll be happy too.
Yeah...
About that.
Frylock.
What Meatwad is saying is
something changed me
during that service.
And I think I'm gonna do things
a little differently
from now on.
Damn, well that's great
to hear.
Please open these gifts!
Flavor flav?
Chuck d's k?
See, I've stolen their
identity and I plan to release
a Christmas album --
as the public enemy.
"Bring the toyz --
a public enemy Christmas."
Okay. Good night.
Whoa whoa whoa.
Christmas is tomorrow, Frylock.
You will now drive us
to the studio.
This I command.
Well, Frylock blew it.
And I'm gonna charge him
for the hour and a half
it took me to walk here.
Ugh, god I don't know how I keep
that in so long.
Hey, I think we oughta sing
a couple of Christmas classics,
like "silent night"
and "o holy night"
and "one night in Bangkok."
Yeah, no.
I sing all the tracks.
Me. Just by myself.
And you say "uh"
like whenever I say anything,
then tell me how good I sound.
Which it will.
Uh. Uh.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Perfect. Perfect.
We were recording
on that, right?
Uhh... no.
I was just getting levels.
Damnit, Michael I told you
we have a tight window on this!
You apparently don't wanna be
here on Christmas Eve.
I don't.
Uh. Uh-uh.
Wait, we're rolling now,
right?
Sorry.
Rolling now.
Okay.
Let's take a break now.
I feel like the record is going
really well everybody.
Yeah booooyeee!
Terminator x, please.
Terminate the jibber jabber.
Umm, question flava.
How's the listener gonna
believe the hype
if you don't bring the noise,
like you usally sound?
We're gonna modulate it
in the thing with the computer.
Larger point, listeners ain't
gonna know until they've already
paid for the album.
Alright.
By that time, I'll already
have like three grannys.
Yeah, but pe is Jewish,
ain't they?
And I am white,
and you are stupid.
So who cares?
I mean you're like
% white,
you're like blinding white.
Oh, you're gonna play
the race card.
Alright, breaks over.
Let's hear that b*at.
And then, of course,
then we'll modulate it
in the thing with the computer.
Yeah I know we're gonna
modulate it in that thing
I said. I know that.
Playback!
♪ happy birthday Jesus
♪ you're the one
♪ coming down to earth
from the planet Krypton ♪
♪ rollin out tracks
and getting it on ♪
♪ like the wrath of Khan
with Ricardo montalban ♪
♪ it rained fishes and loaves
on the b*tches and the hos ♪
♪ they said they want some mo'
and he said hell no ♪
♪ yo I got the flow
♪ you ghost ridin the whip
♪ and you suckin on my
okay, let's cut it there.
Whoo!
I was hoping to get the word
"ding dong" in on that take,
but I ran out of breath.
Uh, uh-uh.
Uh uh, uh-uh uh.
You need some more uhhs.
I think we can loop
the one uh.
Let me listen back to that.
Alright, why don't you, uh
modulate that to sound
like flavor flav,
which is obviously who I am.
Word to your mommy.
Word up.
Come on in for playback.
♪ happy birthday Jesus
♪ you're the one
♪ coming down to earth
from the planet Krypton ♪
uh.
♪ rollin out tracks
and getting it on ♪
♪ like the wrath of Khan
with Ricardo montalban ♪
yeah, boyeee!
♪ it rained fishes and loaves
on the b*tches and the hos ♪
♪ they said they want some mo'
and he said hell no ♪
♪ yo I got the flow
♪ you ghost ridin the whip
♪ and you suckin on my
Sounds good.
Yeah, it's pretty tight.
Yeah, that's...
So we done?
Let's hear it again.
I think I heard a click.
Can we brighten up the "uhh"s
a little?
Just a touch.
Yeah, get them all
Brighton beach all up in here.
Sure.
I'll brighten it.
How's that?
I noticed you're not touching
the board.
You're just sorta looking at me.
Yeah, I'm controlling it
with my feet.
Oh, okay.
Of course.
Like Eddie Lee.
And that's a wrap everyone.
How do we put what you just did
in stores so people buy it
and I get the money?
Sir, it's only seconds.
How we gonna release that?
That ain't even a single, man.
We can do six.
Six songs is an album, right?
Do that mean we gotta record
five more?
Fine!
I'll start by writing
some more lyrics!
♪ stapler on this desk
♪ I got a microphone stand
♪ how bout some waffles?
♪ this chair does not give me
enough lumbar support ♪
♪ dingdong suckas
♪ and I'm out
then fade out,
put that in the machine
and have that shrinkwrapped
quickly before the stores close.
I can't, that's...
Right.
Umm, I wrote me some lyrics,
too
that sounds great, Meatwad,
but I just don't think Jesus
wants you to sing
all over my record.
It's an oldie but a goodie.
Look, it's not my call here,
okay?
It's the king of kings,
he the one that don't want it.
Can't I do just one song?
You know what, you're right.
It's Christmas.
And I realize I gotta
take a dump.
We're rolling. Go ahead.
We're not rolling on this.
There we go.
A little more in the cans,
thank you.
♪ silent night
♪ holy night
♪ all is calm
♪ all is bright
can we get that door closed?
It is closed.
Okay, let's keep it rolling.
♪ round yon virgin
♪ mother and child
♪ holy infant
so tender and m-- ♪
Michael, Jack my volume up.
♪ sleep in heavenly peace
feels like an adult-sized eel
lurking in my anus!
The toilet's backed up.
Someone in my entourage
must have clogged the pipes
with their bm.
Terminator x...Crement,
did you eat a horse on
the way over here?
Merry Christmas
everybody!
Look y'all!
Santa claus left us a bunch
of eels for Christmas!
What the hell?
There were eels in my body!
Nobody believed me!
Can I keep them, Frylock?
Please, can I keep 'em?
Sure. What the hell.
I wanna train to be a part
of a show like the Jackson .
Only eels.
At least someone got
something this Christmas.
What did you get Shake?
Well apparently I got
eel diarrhea!
Now come on, let's see
how my album's selling.
I told you,
the stores are closed.
It's Christmas, man.
Help me pry open the door
so the consumers can get
to my album.
I'm flavor flav.
You are well aware
of my hip hops and raps.
Now you're gonna hear
from my lawyers who will
bust a rhyme on your job.
What did I eat
in Chuck d's dumpster?
Chuck d, what up, dog?
I'm flavor flav.
Hmm.
Your friend, as you know.
You're smaller than I
remember.
Aww, don't believe the hype.
Hehe I lost some weight.
And some height. Anyways, man. I
found this in my ride. Your bank
statements. Your social security
card. E-z bank statements for
the years through .
On a personal note, you have
excellent credit.
Thank you, flav.
That's very kind.
Tell you though, if I was you
I'd put a padlock on that
dumpster out there.
That's not a dumpster.
It's a lair for our space eels.
They're fun pets but don't let
them anywhere near your anus.
Good to know.
Hey, check this b*at out.
♪ silent night
♪ holy night...
Did you do this?
Uh Huh.
This track is gonna be huge.
07x01 - A PE Christmas
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Follows the surreal adventures and antics of three anthropomorphic fast food items: Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad, who live together as roommates and frequently interact with their human next-door neighbor.
Follows the surreal adventures and antics of three anthropomorphic fast food items: Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad, who live together as roommates and frequently interact with their human next-door neighbor.