04x10 - Henry's New Job

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dennis the Menace". Aired: October 4, 1959 – July 7, 1963.*
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
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04x10 - Henry's New Job

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Well, dear, is the morning

than your attractive family?

-Yeah, Dad.

If you want to get hip on

sports and stuff, just ask me.

-I'm sorry, dear.

I was looking at classified

ads for engineers.

-Are you thinking about

getting a new job, Dad?

-Could be.

-Wouldn't it be wonderful

if you got a high salary

job with some big

corporation, and we never

even had to think

about budgeting?

-Dad might even be a

president of some big company.

-Come now, Dennis.

-President Dad, how about

having the last hot biscuit?

-Why thank you, Dennis.

I am rather hungry this morning.

-Gosh.

Just because you're

a president, you

didn't have to take me up on it.

[theme music]

-That's a valuable suggestion.

[buzzing] Yes?

Oh?

It's a long distance

for you, Henry.

Chicago.

-Oh, Chicago.

I'll take it in my

office, Mr. Trask.

-No, no, no, Henry, use my desk.

-If you don't mind, sir,

it might be personal.

-Now, you go right ahead, Henry.

I'm due at the bank, anyway.

-Thank you, Mr. Trask.

Henry Mitchell speaking.

-Hello, Mitchell.

Herbert Gabe Bromley of

Bromley Corporation, Chicago.

Tom Bissle, a friend of

yours, recommended you.

Now, I have your personal

data sheet here before me,

and so far I like what I see.

-Yes, sir.

-I can use a man with

your qualifications.

Yes, sir.

-That's very nice to hear, sir.

-Yes.

Now, I want someone

to work with me

closely as my

administrative assistant.

-Yes, sir.

-Now, then, Mitchell,

I am willing to double

your present salary.

-Yes, sir!

We can talk over the

details here in Chicago

while you're getting your sh*ts,

passport, and, um, whatnot.

-Yes, sir.

sh*ts and passports,

Mr. Bromley?

-Of course.

You'll will be

accompanying me to Kalpuna,

where I'm building a

hydroelectric plant

on the Ganges River.

-Did you say the Ganges River?

-That's right.

Wonderful opportunity for you

and your family, Mitchell.

Think of it.

Three years of absorbing

work bringing modern methods

and machinery to the jungle.

-Yes, sir.

-I'll take a cab from

the airport to your house

and we can meet, and sort

of size each other up.

OK with you?

-Yes, sir.

Oh, yes sir.

-I like the way this man talks.

I thought we'd hit

it off, Mitchell.

See you tomorrow afternoon.

-Yes, sir.

Yes.

I like the way Mitchell talks.

-Yes, sir.

-Yes, sir.

-Kalpuna.

I hated every minute of it.

-Kalpuna.

Henry, I loved

every minute of it.

-Every time you stepped out

of the hut, the, the jungle

and the bugs were crawling

right up into your face.

-Henry, I was never

happier anywhere.

A marvelous country.

Ah, primitive, but beautiful.

-You'll be lucky

if you don't end up

with cholera, or beriberi,

or heaven knows what.

-It'll be exotic, thrilling, a

whole new way of life for you.

-Hardly any English is spoken.

-Gosh.

I have enough

trouble with English

here, where everybody speaks it.

-It does sound like a

dreadfully lonely life.

We met one another American

couple while we were there.

And two Englishmen.

One was a doctor, but

he was always busy

with a hypodermic needle

giving the children sh*ts.

-sh*ts?

-Speaking of sh*ts,

I've got to sh**t

some holes in this whole idea.

-You and me both, Mom.

-Oh, that's Henry's one fault.

He's too mousy.

He needs someone to push him,

and I'm just the man to do it.

What a success story

this would make someday

for a magazine article.

Mild mannered engineer becomes

industrial tiger in the jungle.

-You'd better just let

sleeping tigers lie.

-Hm?

-Keep your nose out of it.

-There's the Ganges

River, you see?

In Asia here?

Runs through several countries.

I can't seem to locate Kalpuna.

-No wonder.

Who ever heard of it?

-By the way, honey, would

you dig my coveralls out?

I've got some dirty work to

do at the plant tomorrow,

and I'll need them.

I'll have to get home

in time to change

before Mr. Bromley gets here.

-Oh, dear.

-What's the matter, honey?

-Mrs. Wilson said

none of the kids

over there ever heard

of football or baseball.

-You know I want to help

you get ahead, dear,

but do we have to make

a decision right now?

-Come on, honey.

This opportunity won't wait.

More and more big

companies are expanding

into foreign

countries, and, well,

it's only for three years,

with a big bonus every year.

-In three years, I'll be

a mosquito bitten old man.

Come on.

Remember what Mrs. Wilson said.

-After all, darling, as

long as we're together,

what else matters?

-You're right, dear.

If this is what

you really want, I

remember what we

promised years ago.

And forsaking all others.

-I'll never forget.

-Keep thee only unto him.

-Keep thee only unto her.

-As long as you both shall live.

-Well, Dennis, what

can I do for you?

-Mr. Trask?

I came down early this

morning before Dad gets back

from the plant,

because I want to talk

to you about something

really important.

-What is it, my boy?

Fire away.

-Well, why are you letting

Dad leave you and take us

to Asia someplace, and

live in the jungle?

-Henry?

A job in Asia?

-Yes, sir.

Some big wheel named Mr.

Bromley is flying out

to see him about

it this afternoon.

All the way from Chicago.

-The Bromley corporation, eh?

-Well, couldn't you

reason with him, maybe?

I bet he'd listen to you.

-When a man is determined

to leave my employ

without warning,

that's his business.

It's my business to get

a suitable replacement.

I'm afraid I can't do

anything about it, Dennis.

-Well, thanks anyway, Mr. Trask.

I thought I'd try.

-Oh, Grace, is Mr. Trask in?

-Yes, Mr. Mitchell.

-Thank you.

-Oh, there you are, Henry.

Things all straightened

out at the plant?

-Yes, sir.

I think those new

generators did the trick.

-Good.

-Now, sir, if you

don't mind, I'd

like to take the afternoon off.

-This afternoon?

-Yes, sir.

-Going to the ball game, Henry?

-No, sir, it's, uh, a little

more important than that.

Some personal affairs

I want to attend to.

-Of course, of course.

I see no reason

why you shouldn't

have the afternoon off.

-Well, thank you, sir.

-Ah, provided you

finish a little job

I've got lined up for you.

-Oh, Grace, will you bring in

the rest of that paperwork,

please?

-Yes, sir.

-Come along, Henry.

[doorbell]

-Well, Dennis.

-Hi, Mr. Wilson.

-What's the matter?

-Do you know where mom is?

-Well, she and Mrs.

Wilson went shopping.

I think your mother's making the

arrangements to go to Kalpuna.

-I guess it's just

about all set, huh?

-Why, it wouldn't

surprise me if Br.

Bromley loaded you all

into his private plane

and took off for

Chicago this afternoon.

-Will it be OK with you if I

come and live in your basement?

In my basement?

Oh, now, Dennis, oh, no, no.

Besides, you wouldn't

want to stay behind.

On, now you just

think you don't want

to go and leave your

little playmates.

-That's what you think.

-Oh, now, in a week you'll

be running up and down

the banks of the Ganges,

just as happy as a clam.

-That's what you think.

-Oh, you'll like it once

you get used to the idea.

Besides, I'll see you

again before you go.

-Well, thanks

anyway, Mr. Wilson.

I'm trying everything

I can think of.

-Hi, Dennis.

I got here as soon as I could.

Hey, what's up?

-Plenty, Tommy.

-You're really gonna

run away from home?

-It's not my home anymore.

And they'll never get me

to move to that crazy place

Dad can't even find on a map.

You know something, Tommy?

Kids over there don't

even know anything

about baseball or football.

-Yeah?

-They don't even have schools.

-Is that bad?

-Heck, I'd rather

stay here, even

if I do have to go to school.

-Your mom want to go to

that junky place, too?

-Yeah.

She was on my side

yesterday, but moms always

end up going with dads.

-Yeah.

Mine always does.

-They wouldn't even

talk to me about it.

Well, I gotta get going, Tommy.

That Mr. Bromley will

be here this afternoon,

and then my folks

will be leaving.

-Where you going?

Hey, you want to

hide out at my house?

-No, they'd find me there.

-Skinny Jones has got a

neat cave you could hide in,

I'd bet.

-No thanks.

I got a place all

picked out, but you've

got to promise not to

tell a single soul.

-I promise.

-OK.

-Wow.

They'll never find you there.

Hey, you gonna leave

your mom a note?

-I already did.

-I'd better get

going now, Tommy.

Before Mom gets home.

-Yeah.

So long, Dennis.

I'll see you soon.

-OK, Tommy.

[doorbell]

[doorbell]

-Uh, pardon me, uh, are you

looking for Henry Mitchell?

-Yes, but there doesn't

seem to be anybody at home.

-Oh, then you must

be Mr. Bromley.

I'm Mr. Wilson from next door.

-How do you do?

-How do you do?

Henry didn't expect you

until later this afternoon.

If you'd care to come

over to my house and wait,

I'll phone him right away.

-Well, that's very nice.

I'd be much obliged,

mister, um--

-Wilson.

John Wilson.

-Ah, yes.

Of course.

-Have a chair.

Mr. Mitchell will

see you in a moment.

-Well, I hope so,

since you refused

to put me through

to him on the phone.

[phone ringing]

-Task Engineering.

One moment, please.

-Grace, give these contracts to

Henry Mitchell and tell him I

want them checked out today.

-Yes, sir.

Oh, Mr. Trask?

It's for you.

-Oh?

Yes?

Oh, hello, Tom.

Yes, I put Henry Mitchell to

work on that this morning.

Well, I found out that

Henry has an appointment

this afternoon to

talk about a new job.

And if a little

maneuvering on my part

can prevent that

meeting, will, by George,

it'll serve Henry right.

-Yes.

-Mr. Trask.

My name is John Wilson.

-What can I do for

you, Mr. Wilson?

-I have been wondering why

Henry Mitchell didn't leave

the office, and now,

of course, I know.

-If you don't mind my

saying so, Mr. Wilson, this

is none of your business.

-Mr. Trask, when anyone

plays a mean dirty,

trick on a friend of mine,

I make it my business.

-I see no reason why I should

discuss this company's affairs

with a-- a nosy stranger.

-And I see no reason why you

should push Henry around simply

because he's willing to take it!

-Good day, Mr. Wilson!

-Now just a minute,

Simon Legree.

-You mean Trask is

deliberately doing this to me?

-Exactly.

You're being

exploited, shackled,

flim flammed, and generally

taken advantage of.

-Well then, by golly,

I'll just leave.

-Good, good.

And now would you please

hurry before Bromley

gets tired of waiting?

-Sorry to keep you

waiting, Mr. Bromley.

Henry will be right

over, just as soon

as he gets out of

his work clothes.

-Well, I was beginning to wonder

whether he wanted this job.

-Oh, no question, Mr. Bromley.

No-- while we're

waiting, I think

you ought to be

briefed about Henry,

or you might just lose him.

-No?

-Normally he's the quiet type.

-Good.

I'm glad to hear that.

-But that's only because

he's thinking things

out and making

his own decisions.

He is not a yes man.

When he's quietest, watch out.

-Oh?

What do you mean?

-Well now, take

today, for example.

His boss didn't

want him to see you.

Did everything he

could to stop him.

-I see.

-And when Henry saw

what was up, you

should've heard him

tell his boss off.

-Sounds like an

independent fella.

-You may have to up your

offer, whatever it is.

Henry knows his true value.

-Well, this is really

enlightening, Wilson.

-Ah, yes.

He's a real tiger.

Absolutely fearless.

Doesn't care whose

toes he steps on.

He's a real pusher.

A true executive type.

In fact, I, I warn you,

if you're not careful,

he may end up with your job.

-Well, I'm greatly

indebted to you.

-Oh, not at all, Mr. Bromley.

Glad if I've been of help.

-Well, you certainly have been.

You've told me in

a couple of minutes

what it might have taken

me three years to find out.

I Wilson.

-Mr. Bromley?

I, I, I don't understand.

Mister-- Mr. Bromley, please!

-Was that Mr. Bromley, John?

-Yes, Henry.

That's Bromley.

-Well, what happened?

-Well, it's my fault, Henry.

I thought I was helping you, but

I guess I was trying too hard.

I wanted to build you up,

but apparently all he wants

is a yes man.

-Well, if that's the truth,

I, I guess it's better

I find it out now.

-Either of you gents

Mr. Henry Mitchell?

-I'm Mitchell.

-Sign here, please?

Thank you.

-Not bad news, I hope?

-It's from Mr. Trask.

I'm fired.

-Dennis!

Den-- Oh, no!

Henry!

Henry!

Henry!

-What is it, honey?

-Dennis has run away from home.

Look.

-Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm sorry, but I

can't move to where

Dad and you are going.

Don't cry, it will

only make me feel bad.

Your loving son,

Dennis Mitchell.

I had no idea Dennis felt this

strongly about our moving.

And even going to Mr. Trask.

-Mr. Trask?

Dear Mr. Mitchell, since

I learned from Dennis

that you were negotiating

for another job,

and since you seem

determined to leave me,

I had no other recourse but

to ask for your resignation.

Oh, darling, this is terrible.

But what will we do, dear?

Where will we start looking?

-You start calling

his friends, and I'll

check the neighborhood.

-No!

Eloise, Dennis has run away.

-What?

-Alice, I'll never

forgive myself.

The dear boy came

over here, asked me

if he could live in my

basement, and I-- well, I,

I didn't pay any attention.

Oh, I should have known.

-Yes, Margaret, we've been

looking all afternoon.

I thought maybe he might have

joined you on your picnic.

Well, if you hear anything,

would you please call us?

Thank you, dear.

Good bye.

-Any new, honey?

-Nothing, and I've

called every place.

Did you find out anything?

-No, I talked to Tommy's

mother half an hour ago.

He's at the library.

She said when he

called, she'd have

him stop by here

on his way home.

-Mr. Wilson said

Dennis asked him

if he could live

in his basement.

Oh, Henry, I just

can't stand it.

-Oh, honey.

We'll find him.

I just don't understand

Dennis taking it like this.

[doorbell]

-Maybe that's Tommy now.

Oh, Tommy, we were

just talking about you.

Come on in.

-My mom said you

wanted to see me.

-Yes.

Tommy, can you tell

us where Dennis went?

-I thought you were leaving

on a plane for Chicago?

-But we're not going anywhere.

-If you know where he

is, won't you help us?

-Well, gosh, I promised

I wouldn't tell.

But since you're

not going anywhere,

I guess that changes everything.

I'll show ya.

-Good boy.

-Dennis!

-Dennis?

Dennis!

-Dennis!

-Dennis?

-Dennis!

-Dennis?

-Dennis!

My boy.

Oh, Dennis.

-Hey, what's going on?

-It's your Mom, dear.

-I thought you'd

gone to Chicago.

-No, darling.

We're never, ever going.

-We've come to

take you home, son.

-Hi, Dennis.

I didn't tell 'em

where you were.

Not until they said

they weren't movin'.

-That's OK, Tommy.

-Oh, Dennis, I'm so

glad we found you.

-Jeepers, Mom, do you have

to make such a fuss over me

in public?

-Hi, Mr. Wilson.

-Hi, Dennis.

I just came over to

tell you how happy

I am that you're back home.

-Thanks.

But that's all there

is to be happy about.

-Oh?

I just saw that letter on

Dad's desk from Mr. Trask.

Now my dad doesn't

have any job at all.

It's all my fault.

-Oh, no, it isn't, my boy.

I must share the blame for that.

Eloise told me to keep

my nose out of it,

but I-- how's your

father feeling?

-I guess he's kind

of low, Mr. Wilson.

Do you want to go inside

and try to cheer him up?

-There's nothing

I'd like better.

Where are you going this early?

-Just out.

See you around, Mr. Wilson.

-See you around, Dennis.

MR. TRASK (OFFSCREEN):

but everything is all fouled

up here at the office today.

Henry Mitchell?

Well, of course he

could handle it.

He's the only one

that seems to know

what's going on around here.

But Henry isn't with us

anymore, confound it.

I have a good notion

to sue the Bromley

corporation for

pirating employees.

Well, I'll get back to you just

as soon as I can, Mr. Willaby.

OK?

Well, thank you.

Good bye.

Yes, yes, who is it?

-Can I see you for

a minute, Mr. Trask?

Class

-Oh, it's you, Dennis.

Sit down.

-Thank you.

-Well, I suppose you'll be

leaving for the orient soon,

eh?

-Well, Dad hasn't really made

up his mind about anything yet?

-Oh, he, uh, he hasn't?

-No.

And I've been thinkin', maybe

you could still get him back

if you offer him enough.

-You say he, uh, he hasn't

signed with Bromley yet, eh?

-No, sir.

Not yet.

-Well, I don't know, Dennis.

I may have another man.

I'd have to think about it.

Well, you certainly

take another interest

in your father's welfare.

-It could be your welfare,

too, huh, Mr. Trask?

-Hello, Dennis.

-Hi, Mr. Wilson.

Where's my dad?

-He's in the kitchen

with your mother,

getting some more coffee.

-Has Mr. Trask called yet?

-Trask?

-I hoped he would.

I told him Dad

hadn't signed yet,

and maybe he could get him back.

But I guess it didn't work.

-Dennis, you mean you---

when did you say that?

-Just a few minutes ago.

-Then Mr. Trask still thinks

that Bromley wants him?

-Yes, sir,

-Oh, ho!

Dennis, you are a clever boy.

And you've given me an idea.

-Yeah?

-I wasn't going to

stick my nose in again,

but with what you

have already done,

and what I will do

if he calls, well,

together I think we can

get your dad quite a deal.

-If he calls.

[phone ringing]

-Hello?

Yes, Mr. Mitchell's here.

Who's calling, please?

Oh, Mr. Trask.

Put him on.

Hello?

This is Bromley.

You can't pay Mitchell

enough to hire him,

so what do you want with him?

-I ought to sue you, you,

you executive swiper.

Now, you put Henry

Mitchell on the phone,

or you'll be hearing

from my lawyers.

-Well, I see no

harm in letting you

say goodbye to an ex-employee

before he goes back to Chicago

with me.

Hold on.

Here.

I think he's softening up.

-What?

-It's Trask.

He sounds very anxious

to talk to you.

Play your cards right.

-Hello?

Oh, yes, Mr. Trask?

What's that?

Well, yes, I might

consider an offer.

Me head up the

engineering department?

Well, yes, I, I

might be interested

if the salary matches

the added responsibility.

How much?

Yes, that, uh,

sounds fair enough.

Very fair.

Yes, sir.

It's a deal, Mr. Trask.

-Oh, Henry, that's wonderful!

-How about that?

I'd written Trask off,

and right out of the blue

he calls me up and makes me head

of the engineering department

with a, a whopping

boost in salary.

Isn't that great?

-Put her there, partner.

-What's this?

-Nothing, Dad.

It's like you said.

It's great, and right

out of the blue.

[theme music]
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