:
♪
(Slurping)
Okay, you will not believe
how gorgeous this guy is!
Where is he?
That's him at the cash!
(Giggling)
Wow, hunky!
Look at that cute butt!
I know, right?
It looks like it's made of
granite!
(Slurping)
Is he interested?
He looked like he was totally
into me yesterday, but--
Here he comes, act normal!
Hello, again!
Oh, hey!
Ah, so you're DNA fans too!
Yo, Chad, special request!
This is Jen.
Hey.
Hey.
Have you guys met my buddy
Carl?
Uh...
Hi...
Oh, you two are friends!
Carl and I go way back.
You have a cute butt, too.
Eww!
All right!
(Rock music playing)
(Laughing)
That was awesome!
I did it it just for you.
Oh, it looked really good.
Thanks.
You can stop looking at my
butt any time now!
(Slurping)
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
Oh, man, we're late for work
again!
Wayne's gonna roast our butts!
Relax, dude, Wayne's cool.
Hey, dude!
Late again, I see.
We can explain, there was
this huge line up at the bank,
and--
Chill, my brother, there's no
need for drama, just hand over
my suck up coffee.
But, that was--
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah...!
Mine.
Told you, dude, Wayne's cool!
Dude, hand.
Wayne, you're the second
person today to tell me to
chill.
Do you think I'm too uptight?
Does a fish have lips?
But I can be cool!
Really?
Check out this crazy tattoo
action!
I got it on a dare!
What is it, a tadpole?
It's a music note!
You're sure that's not a
mole, 'cause it looks like a
mole.
You seen this?
Uh-huh, my tattoo kicks his
tattoo's butt!
(Gasping)
Put that away, man!
Yo, I need a disguise fast!
You guys still have those fake
moustaches?
Not on me, bro.
Sorry, man.
Hi... um, could you recommend
a video for a cozy night at home
on the couch?
Tango Me Later is good.
It's a commentary on guy girl
relationships, very poignant.
Riding Monster Waves ,
definitely!
Oh, sounds intense!
You may not want to watch
that one alone, ladies!
Need a little company on that
couch?
(Giggling)
We have a Moondance Film
Festival section I can show you.
We'll take the Monster Wave.
Thanks for the advice, guys!
I don't get it!
Why'd they completely ignore me?
Two words: up and tight.
No, I'm not!
You're tighter than an
airlock.
What?
You're so tight you squeak,
man!
Hey, do you two like comic
books?
Yes!
No.
'Cause Nitro Bob is signing
his graphic novel at Books,
Music, and Beyond tonight.
We can check it out, then see a
flick!
Nitro who?
Nitro Bob, he's the genius
behind such classic comics as
Nitro Bob Kicks Butt and Nitro
Bob the Man, the Legend.
CAITLIN: We'd love to!
JEN: We're really busy!
CAITLIN AND JEN: Excuse us!
I am not going on a double
date with big slurp over there,
so you can just forget it!
Oh, please, please, please!
Billy is so amazing!
You saw us together!
I think he might be the one!
We can't blow this!
We?
Just one date!
Once Billy and I get to know
each other better, you'll never
have to speak to Carl again.
Argh... okay, fine!
But just this one!
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you!
Hmm.
(Splashing)
♪
Hmm.
♪
Ahem...
Excuse me!
Hold on, Jen.
Are you sure you want to spend
this much on a hair clip?
I have to look perfect
tonight for my date with Billy.
Oh, I'm so nervous!
She's nervous!
You should see who I have to
spend the night with!
I'd do it for you in a
second!
She has no idea how gross
this guy is!
Uh, do I have free phone
minutes written on my forehead?
Jen, you're a good friend.
Caitlin, you owe her one.
Okay?
Okay, done.
Thanks, Nikki!
Wish me luck!
Finally!
Where have you been, I've been
caffeine free for like five
hours!
You're welcome!
Here, listen to my newest song.
♪ When you dumped me
♪ You made me feel like a long
lost puppy crying all the time ♪
♪ I thought that you and I
♪ Would fly so high
♪ Like butterflies
What's wrong with it?
Honestly, you're in a rut.
Your dumped and heartbroken
thing is totally tired, and your
sound is kind of, uh... what's
the word...
Uptight?
Yes, yes, that's the word I
was looking for!
So, it's true!
I am uptight!
Even my music sucks now!
I've got to do something!
Hey, ow!
I've fallen into a rut and I
can't get out!
You're the only one who can help
me!
Bro, I can offer you freedom
from your rut, I can introduce
you to the inner world of the
skater, if you're ready for it.
Oh, I'm ready!
The first thing you've got to
do is say hello to this little
dude.
Uh, hello?
Show him who's boss!
Watch this!
Dude!
Oof!
Dude?
Sweet, now you're ready to
take this little man for a spin!
Maybe we should have a
codeword, in case I really need
to get the heck out of there!
Jen, it'll be fine!
How do you know that?
You only met Billy--
What?
Does that cleaning guy look
familiar to you?
Yeah, a little.
(Laughing)
Cool!
You made it!
Hi!
Let's go meet Bob!
You wanna see my Nitro Bob
tattoo?
No.
Please, say something to
Carl.
Billy thinks you don't like him!
He's right!
(Sighing)
So, Carl, what are these buttons
for?
I wore them for Bob.
I love Nitro booty?
Pull my glowing finger?
Hey, come to the travel
section with me!
I'll show you where I want to go
after graduation.
Okay.
Where are you going?
Nepal!
(Laughing)
(Grumbling)
This your woman?
Yeah.
Uh, I mean no.
This is your time, bro!
Is there anything I need to
know?
Wyatt, dude, skateboarding is
all about getting into the right
headspace.
In the eyes of a skater, every
open space is an opportunity to
crank up your speed!
Every garbage can is a potential
hurdle to conquer!
Conquer, right!
Um, aren't you going to tell me
where to put my feet or
something?
There are only two crucial
steps in learning to skateboard.
Number one: get a board.
Number two: ride it.
Okay, then.
Whoa!
This escalator is yours,
dude.
Own it!
You are mine, escalator!
(Screaming)
(Crashing)
(Groaning)
Huh.
Maybe we should take some baby
steps first.
MOVIE GIRL: Hey, Tina,
did you invite the rugby team?
(Laughing)
MOVIE BOY: Whassup!
We're here to trash your house!
(Laughing)
(Belching)
MOVIE GIRL: Guys, get off the
chandelier... and bring out the
tiger!
(Growling)
Check it out: an alleyoop
fishbrained burn twist!
(Gasping)
Surf's up, Wyatt, man!
All right!
Check it out!
Oof!
(Giggling)
(Groaning)
Okay, this is seriously
embarrassing!
I look like a joke!
Hmm, what you need, dude, is
a little privacy.
Follow me.
Oh, I've never met anyone
like Billy before.
Not only is he cute, he's the
funniest guy I've ever met!
And how was your lover boy,
Jen?
I've had more fun popping my
own zits than I did last night!
Maybe I'm being a little
overcritical, but I like guys
who play sports, who don't talk
about how great their last burp
was!
(Phone ringing)
Hi, Billy!
(Giggling)
Tomorrow afternoon?
Yeah, I'm free!
Uh-oh.
Don't worry, Caitlin already
promised no more double dates.
d Jen?
Oh, I don't know, she's pretty
busy with practise and stuff.
Oh...
Well, okay, sure, she'll be
there.
Tell me you didn't just book
me on another double date!
(Giggling)
Are you out of your mind?
But Billy and Carl are best
buddies, and Carl doesn't have
anyone else to hang out with!
Isn't that sweet?
You wouldn't think it was so
sweet if you spent an evening
sitting next to a human fart
machine!
It won't be like a date, it
will just be four people having
lunch for like minutes, I
promise.
Oh, I don't know!
Please, please, please!
(Groaning)
Fine!
minutes, not !
(Giggling)
I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?
Undoubtedly.
Welcome to your very own
private skateboarding school.
You can wipe out as many times
as you want here.
Humiliation free!
I don't know, Jude, maybe I'm
just not the risk-taking--
Shh!
I see now that the escalator was
probably a bad call, but don't
worry, you'll be riding this
mall like a giant wave in no
time, bro!
First, we'll fix your stance.
♪
(Groaning)
Yes, you k*lled that one!
(Laughing)
(Sighing)
Jonesy?
(Screaming)
Okay, I'm busted.
What's with the disguise,
dude!
Isn't it obvious?
I don't want anyone to know I'm
the mall janitor!
My street cred will plummet!
What's wrong with being a
janitor?
You've had worse jobs than this.
Yeah, remember when you had
to dress up like a giant banana?
And a soup can?
Oh, and that milk maid
costume!
That was way worse, dude!
My plan is to do this for
about three weeks, save up some
green, then ride out the rest of
the year work free!
That would be two weeks and
six days longer than you've kept
any other job!
Good luck, dude.
I've gotta go, just don't
tell anyone, especially Nikki.
Don't worry, it's in the
vault.
Wyatt, you've mastered the
basics, now it's time to play!
I like to call this particular
game "Annoy the Rent a Cop"!
Follow my lead.
(Screaming)
Payback!
Maggot!
Come on, I know you want
some!
(Giggling)
Cut it out!
Okay, maybe one!
Just four people having
lunch, huh?
Want one of my fries?
Caitlin, bathroom break, now!
Okay, Carl thinks he's on a
date with me, which isn't
surprising since we might as
well be alone at the table!
Hello, Caitlin?
Did you see the way Billy
looked at me?
(Sighing)
He has the cutest smile!
Okay, whatever you do, just
don't leave me alone with Carl.
Washroom check!
(Screaming)
Jonesy, is that you?
Why are you wearing a beard,
and checking washrooms?
I'm trying to keep this gig
on the Q.T.!
Why?
You're not embarrassed, are
you?
Nah, just don't tell Nikki!
Deal, c'mon, Jen!
Billy's waiting!
Washroom check.
Still here.
(Slurping)
Carl, come on, man!
I really don't want to blow it
with this girl!
Caitlin's the real thing!
Just try to show some manners
around Jen!
Sorry, Billy.
No worries.
No, I'm... sorry.
(Sniffing)
Oh, no, Carl!
That's disgusting!
Ha, silent but deadly!
We're back!
(Groaning)
(Laughing)
JUDE: Hey, how's it going?
WYATT: Thanks, man!
Hey!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
Hey, come back here, punk!
Hey!
♪
(Whispering)
Billy and I are going to go
check out a matinee.
Caitlin!
Here, lunch and dessert are
on me!
Well, I'm outta here!
You wanna, y'know, hook up
again later or something?
(Groaning)
Look, nothing personal, but I
am not, nor will I ever be even
remotely interested in you,
Carl.
Geez, you ever heard of the
word no?
Sorry, I just don't like
being set up with people,
especially ones who fart at
dinner.
I hear you.
Billy's a good guy, and he's
really into your friend.
Yeah, well, Caitlin's pretty
amazing too, most of the time!
Yeah, you did her a pretty
big favour!
I'd say she owes you!
How big do you think she owes
me exactly?
Really obscenely massively
big time owes you!
Waitress!
(Slurping)
Ah, this is the best cup of
coffee I've ever had!
Dude.
Wyatt, you were amazing out
there on your skateboard!
The way you totally harassed
that rent a cop was so hot!
(Giggling)
Def moves out there, Wyatt!
Nice, Wyatt!
Oh, yeah, I'm out of my rut!
(Gasping)
Hmm.
Oops, uh, excuse me, cleaning
staff, we have a spill over
here!
Hmm, I think you missed a spot.
Have we met before, because I
think that beard of yours is
really hot!
Okay, who told her?
(Laughing)
Bring it on, you got some
janitor jokes for me?
Wanna tell me how rank I smell?
Huh?
I don't care about your job!
Can't be any worse than working
at the Tacky Barn!
I guess I won't be needing
these anymore!
So, Jude, I have the most
awesome idea for doing some ramp
tricks!
What's that, dude?
We get Jonesy over here to
help us empty the fountain, then
we take it over as skateboard
central!
Are you nuts?
You're running out of limbs to
break as it is!
Okay, okay!
That sounds a little intense,
dude, even for me!
So, Caitlin, I think you're
really special, and I'd like to
see more of you.
(Giggling)
A lot more--
(Gasping)
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
No worries!
(Gasping)
Mmm!
Mm, mm, mm!
(Gasping)
Oh my gosh, what happened to
your back?
Uh, it's just a bit of acne.
Now, where were we?
(Slurping)
Hey, Caitlin, here's your
wallet.
Billy and I broke up.
Oh, no, what happened!
He had back-ne!
Uh-huh, and?
And that's it!
It was so gross, Jen!
I don't believe this!
You broke up with Billy because
of a pimple on his back?
There were like twenty!
So you forced me and Carl to
sit through two double dates to
help you hook up with "the one",
and you go and dump him for a
skin condition?
And I was actually starting to
feel bad about yesterday!
Why?
Well, after the restaurant,
Carl and I went to the arcade,
and then the amusement park, and
Caitlin paid for the whole
thing!
(Gasping)
Good one!
(Laughing)
Thanks for a great evening,
Caitlin!
(Tuning guitar)
Shouldn't you be at work?
No, got canned, something
about a bunch of complaints.
Sorry to hear that, dude.
I just wish I'd kept my
disguise on!
I could've reapplied as myself
this time!
Hey!
(Cheering)
So, are we gonna hear you
whine about Serena dumping you
again?
Serena who!?
♪ Check it out I've been down
and out ♪
♪ Took the long way down the
track ♪
♪ But now I'm back yeah
♪ Something had to change
♪ Now I take life day to day
♪ And live for the now
♪ Oh live for the now
♪ Live for the now
♪ I live for the now
Yeah!
(Cheering)
♪
02x46 - The Lords of Malltown
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.