:
(Snapping)
(Gasping)
(Crying)
(Laughing)
Hi, Jonesy.
Who's your daddy?
Hi, Jonesy!
Lookin' good, sweet cheeks!
Hey, Jonesy!
(Laughing)
Jonesy?
Hey, guys, what's up.
Now, you know I hate to brag,
but it needs to be said, I am a
total stud!
The chicks can't keep their eyes
off me today!
I am on fire!
(Giggling)
Oh!
(Giggling)
Whoa!
What?
(Laughing)
What?
Uh, could you excuse us for
a minute?
Jonesy has a unibrow!
I know!
It's so bad!
We have to tell him.
We can't just let him walk
around like that!
NIKKI: Why not?
CAITLIN: Ugh, it's so hairy!
(Laughing)
That's it, I'm telling him!
Um, Jonesy, have you looked in a
mirror lately?
I mean, really looked?
No, don't need to!
I know what I look like, and
it's spelled H.O.T.--
You've got a unibrow.
A what?
A un-i-brow.
The merging of two separate
eyebrows into one gigantic
entity.
No, I don't!
Yes, you do.
It's like a big, huge
caterpillar is sitting on your
face!
Sorry!
Hey, get off me, dude!
Sorry, bro!
How did I get this?
I never had it before!
These things can sneak up on
you!
I don't want to have just one
eyebrow!
Don't worry, they can get rid
of it for you down at the spa.
Uh-uh, spas are for--
Hi, Jonesy!
Nice eyebrow!
(Laughing)
(Sobbing)
I'll go, I'll go!
(Laughing)
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
(Screaming)
I know it stings, but it'll
just last a minute.
That hurt!
But they're hot!
Hey, beautiful!
(Gasping)
Whoo!
(Gasping)
JUDE: Thanks, sample lady!
Woo-hoo!
Phat move, man, do it again.
Thanks, dudes, but I gotta
start training for the speed
skating event.
You're in the Curb Jam?
Sweet.
Good luck, man!
Thanks, bro... later!
The swelling will go down
soon.
Sorry, I know waxing isn't fun.
Are you kidding?
The spa was awesome!
A little painful, sure, but the
view was worth it!
Nice, eyebrows--
Dude!
Thanks, man!
You gotta get a girl--
Later, dudes!
(Crashing)
So, how's the training
coming?
Awesome!
And check it out!
I got a new sticker for the
deck!
I like to make Sally here feel
appreciated before a big event.
Okay, then.
Wait, you're training for a
speed slalom event.
Won't putting a sticker on your
board add drag?
Chill, it's just a sticker,
bro!
Anything you add to your
board can slow you down!
Competitive swimmers shave their
entire bodies to reduce
resistance.
It's the law of physics!
Ha, geek!
Whoa, they shave it all?
That's pretty extreme!
You wanna win, right?
Definitely, first prize is an
all expense paid trip to the
regional finals in Vancouver!
Woo-hoo!
Hey, Lizowski, I heard you
think you're the fastest in the
mall.
Well, I'm here to tell you
you're not.
Maybe you should put your
skateboard where your mouth is!
Yeah... I'd like to see that!
You got it, bra!
Uh, I think you meant to say
bro.
"Bra" is for chicks.
No, I mean to say bra, bra!
That's it, you and I, one
race, this Friday after closing!
You're on, Lizzy!
And we'll see who pounds who
into the pavement harder!
That didn't even make sense!
See you later, Judy!
Don't forget to bring your
cheerleaders!
(Burping)
That dude just seriously
harshed on my mellow.
What dude?
Yeah, who is he, anyway?
Wyatt, that's Mike Dent!
Don't you remember him?
The guy who used to take my
cookies in kindergarten class?
WYATT, REMINISCING: Teacher,
Mike Dent took my cookies...
Oh, that Mike Dent!
In that case, kick his butt!
Dude, who cares?
I have great news!
Now I don't know how we missed
this, but I have found the
greatest place in the whole mall
to pick up chicks!
The spa!
The place is crawling with
chicks, and the best part is
they're all practically naked!
Seriously, you saw them?
With my own two eyes!
Hi, Paige!
Hi!
She was at the spa, only not
in that uniform, if you know
what I'm saying!
Saw her at the spa.
Spa... spa... and yep...
(Gasping)
Spa!
Does going to the spa hurt?
Yes, but it's worth it, and
check it out, no unibrow!
Smooth!
Unbelievable!
Nikki, I almost forgot!
You have to come with me and
give me your opinion on
something!
Why do I suspect I'm going to
regret this?
Come on!
(Screaming)
There they are, the new Citizens
of Profanity jeans.
Oh... I'll put them on layaway
until I've saved up enough!
Well, if you're serious, I
hear Chocoholics Anonymous is
hiring.
That's an awesome idea!
You're the best, Nikki!
You can thank me later!
Please, thank me later?
Are you sure you want me to
wax your arm hair?
If it'll make me go faster,
definitely!
Hook me up, waxing lady!
(Screaming)
(Sobbing)
Better find a girl here,
Jonesy!
(Screaming)
Don't worry, man, just look
around!
(Screaming)
Sorry!
Nice, that's really smooth!
If you want smooth skin, you
should try our exfoliating sea
salt body scrub.
It feels amazing.
You mean there's stuff you
can do at the spa that doesn't
hurt?
(Sighing)
Oh, yeah!
(Sighing)
(Sighing)
If this is the Swedish massage,
I can't wait for a Brazilian!
I know, bro, I know!
(Giggling)
Wow, who knew a dude's feet
could look like this!
This is where it's at!
Got that right.
I will never be high strung
again.
(Slurping)
So, did I tell you?
Chocoholics Anonymous hired me
on the spot!
I start today!
Are you sure that's a good
idea?
You know how much you love
chocolate!
I know, right?
It's so perfect.
Just... don't eat too much--
Hey!
♪
GIRLS: Wow!
♪
What happened to you guys?
The spa!
You look amazing!
Thank you, it's all part of
our new lifestyle regime.
You know, it really is good
seeing you guys like this!
Really?
Sure, I mean, why should
girls be expected to bear the
brunt of society's pressure to
look good all the time?
Do you know what she's
talking about?
I'm saying that maybe now
you'll appreciate how much
trouble girls go through.
(Whooshing)
What was that?
That was Mike, and there goes
my mellow.
What was he dragging behind
him?
A parachute.
What, in case he falls off
his board?
Parachutes are used for
training.
They provide resistance so you
can work on your speed and
endurance.
Exactamundo!
I wish I had one!
Hey, I could be your
parachute!
I know I wouldn't be a real
parachute, but you could tow me
around.
I'll be your resistance!
Really?
MIKE: Watch my wheels,
Lizowski!
There, you're all set.
Are you sure about this?
Absolutely.
Hit it!
(Giggling)
This is fun!
That'll be $.
(Screaming)
And --
(Smashing)
...cents!
Hi, I'd like a bottle of this
Smashface hair smoother.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
I was spending so much time
here, and looking so good doing
it, they hired me.
Which means, guess who gets %
off all products and services!
No way, that's amazing!
I know, it's a sweet deal!
Thanks, Jonesy, I've gotta
run to my new job.
Later!
Bye!
Hey, up for some training
tonight, Caitlin?
Definitely!
Uh, you might want to fix
your hair.
Ah, look, it's Judy-kins and
Wy-ette going to get their hair
done at the spa!
Told you you were a bra, bra!
(Laughing)
'Kay, I'm usually a pretty
chilled out guy, but that dude
is starting to make me not
chilled out.
No worries, me and my
employee discount have just what
you need!
Mmm!
I can't believe we get to eat as
much as we want!
Seriously, this is the best
job I've ever had!
Hi, can I help you?
A low fat frozen yogurt,
please.
Nothing for me.
I ate way too much chocolate
when I worked here, and I gained
pounds in like three months!
Wow... okay!
Thanks.
There you go!
Can you imagine eating enough
chocolate to gain pounds?
I know, right?
It is so sad how some people,
like, just let themselves go!
I mean, if you don't take pride
in how you look, how's anyone
supposed to take you seriously?
That's just what I was
thinking!
Okay, you daisies, time to take
this up a notch.
Jude, ready for the T High
Action Tanning Booth?
Right on!
See you on the other side,
dudes.
(Whirring)
JONESY: Ladies... hello.
(Gasping)
Oh, no, you didn't.
What happened to you guys?
We've been at the spa!
Yeah, we can see that.
Your spray on tans are
orange, your teeth are so
bleached they're practically
blue, and Jude, what's with all
the waxing?
You look like you're made of
plastic!
It's a need for speed!
I go way faster on my board.
It's true, he does go faster.
And the girls love it.
Thanks for last night, guys!
(Purring)
The question isn't if we
should go back, it's how!
The spa's expensive!
I don't know how I'm gonna
keep up with my highlights!
You have to maintain them or you
get roots.
Did you know about roots?
Roots suck.
Well, at least your roots
won't be curly!
It's going to totally ruin my
new look!
I need to look good or I'll
get fired from the spa, and
that'll mean no cash flow, and
no employee discounts!
But I need to keep smooth!
I can't have my arm hair slowing
me down!
Don't worry, hairs only
regrow at a rate of a quarter
inch a month.
Wow, girls really do spend a
lot of time thinking about this
stuff.
Ready for some more training?
Sure!
Wait... okay.
Is it me or is Caitlin
looking a little larger than
usual?
Um, she's looking a lot
larger.
Oh, no, I knew this would
happen!
You can eat all the free
chocolate you want at
Chocoholics!
I tried to tell her, but does
anyone ever listen to me?
Sorry, did you just say
something?
(Groaning)
(Grunting)
(Panting)
This can't be happening!
I'm going even slower, dude!
Maybe your training has
plateaued.
MIKE: Nice haircut,
Lose-owski!
That's it, I'm gonna pop that
zit!
Go get him, Ju--
(Gasping)
(Grunting)
Weee!
(Gasping)
Oops!
This Jedi Knight's not
going--
Sorry!
See you later, suckers!
(Panting)
Jerk!
I don't get it!
I was really tearing it up last
week!
Hmm... that's it!
It's the hair!
Gotta get rid of the hair!
Later!
Okay, bye!
Time to close up.
Already?
I'll just take one for the road.
C'mon guys... keep it quiet.
Thanks for sneaking us in,
bro.
I've gotta get rid of this hair,
it's k*lling my chances!
No worries, dude, I think we
could all use a bit of a touch
up.
Definitely, how hard can it
be?
You sure about this, bro?
You bet!
Who needs hair anyway?
Okay, then!
(Buzzing)
C'mon!
I can't believe I'm doing
this!
Make sure you get the backs
of my knees.
(Gasping)
What?
(Screaming)
Didn't you ever take gym class?
What is that stuff?
I have no idea, but the
seaweed lady covers me in it
before my wrap.
Okay, I'm good to go!
(Alarm ringing)
C'mon, get this seaweed off me!
(Groaning)
It's... not coming off!
Um... does the lady usually
cover you in acrylic nail glue
before your seaweed wrap?
(Screaming)
Jude!
Come back, Jude!
(Splashing)
(Screaming)
I almost don't wanna know
what is going on here.
Hello!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
Time to buy my jeans!
(Groaning)
CAITLIN: Excuse me, I don't
think these are the jeans I put
on layaway.
They don't fit!
I'm afraid they are, dear,
and they're our last pair.
If you don't want them, I'm
going to have to put them back
on the rack.
(Gasping)
Mmm!
Mmm... it's good!
(Screaming)
(Sobbing)
I can't... believe... no-one
told me... I was getting...
F... A... T...!
You're not fat!
And I did try to tell you,
but you wouldn't listen,
remember?
You were eating six pounds of
chocolate a day.
(Sobbing)
Did you just say you got
fatter?
That is awesome!
If you got fat, that means I'm
not slow on my board, which
means--
You're going to kick his
butt!
Oh, yay!
That's great, Jude!
I guess that means we didn't
need to sneak into the spa to
shave my head.
Oh, now you tell me!
I got fired, dude, from the best
job I ever had!
There were chicks, man!
Chicks!
That's it, they're gone.
They don't have the sparkly
jeans in my new size.
Okay, pity party's over.
C'mon, Jude's contest is
starting in ten minutes.
(Gasping)
Guys, look!
These are even cuter than the
last pair!
Can I put these on layaway
please?
But that's your old size.
They won't fit.
Oh, yes they will!
C'mon, we're late for Jude.
Okay, guys, remember: this is a
one on one obstacle speed race.
I want a nice clean run.
You got that?
You're gonna lose, you know
that, right?
Kick his butt, Jude!
What... he stole my cookies!
On your mark, get set... go!
(Horn blaring)
(Grunting)
MIKE: Lizowski!
Go, Jude!
Get it done, baby!
Go, Jude!
You can do it!
Move it!
(Chuckling)
(Screaming)
Ow!
Jude!
Jude!
(Cheering)
C'mon, Jude you can do it!
(Cheering)
Every loser has his day,
Lizowski!
And it looks like today is
all yours, bra!
(Groaning)
Caitlin, you look awesome!
Thanks, the time I put in at
the fitness centre really paid
off.
I'm back to my old size!
And I just bought my new sparkly
jeans!
So...?
I placed second in the Curb
Jam!
Way to go!
Yeah, it almost makes up for
the fact that I'm green... and
bald.
Y'know, I'm kinda glad to be
getting back to normal.
Looking good was way too much
work.
All that time and money, why do
girls bother?
Because of guys like you!
Good point.
Lookin' good, ladies!
Jen, Caitlin, aren't you two a
little overdue at the spa?
I'll handle this one.
(Groaning)
♪
02x53 - Girlie Boys
Watch/Buy Amazon
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.