04x84 - Blast from the Past

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[ CAITLIN IS WAILING ]


[ WAILING CONTINUES ]


Hey, guys, what's up with Caitlin?


She won't tell us,


says we have too much testosterone to 'get it.'


Luckily the human body is only % water.


She'll have to stop crying sooner or later.


[ WAILING ]


Caitlin, what's wrong?


Oh, Jen... Spencer...


d-d-dumped me!


Did we even meet Spencer?


Who can remember?


Caitlin's dated more guys than I've had jobs!


Jenny? Is that you?


Travis?!


Wow, I haven't seen you since Grade !


You look amazing.


Well, good to see ya, buh-bye now!


Yeah, I do hafta go.


But can I meet you here later so we can catch up?


Oh, she's always here!


This is our table!


Great! AWESOME to see you, Jenny!


Whoa, 'Jenny.'


That guy was a hottie, and I never use that word.


More like a NOTTIE!


The day Travis Gibson transferred out of our school


was the best day of my life.


Travis "The Arm" Gibson is only


the regional champion sh*t put thrower!


Show a little respect!


That was THE Travis Gibson?


WOW!


Ya bra, he's a total legend!


Huh, yeah, a legend who scarred me for life!


Hang on, how did he scar you?


Don't you remember?


Look!


Oh yeah! Naaaasty!


Travis 'The Arm' Gibson


is the maniac who spent all of Grade


throwing rocks at me!


Oh Jen. That is so...


[ WAILING ]


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[ ♪ ]


♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


[ ♪ ]


♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN


[ ♪ ]


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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It's not just Spencer.


ALL boys are jerks and bums.


But necessary to the food chain.


I get dumped, you get scarred,


and you... well, you and Jonesy actually seem okay.


That's 'cause my standards are low.


I'm just sick of them all!


Well, maybe a little time off from boys would do you good.


You're right!


From this day forward, I've got a new attitude and a new motto:


NO BOYS ALLOWED!


Mornin', dudettes!


GRRRRR!


Caitlin's growling at me.


It's her new thing.


Down, girl.


What are you doing in there?


Ever since I lost my Zamboni job


I have way more time to play my Gameguy,


because I have more time,


so I need more games, but I don't have money,


'cause I don't have a job.


Which explains the wetness how?


It's a little extreme sport I like to call


'fountain fishing'.


Uh, Jude, isn't it kinda wrong


to steal coins from a fountain?


Pretty sure once money goes under water


it belongs to everyone, bra.


I'll take that, mucus membrane!


My Gameguy fund!


Congratulations, maggot.


You just hit a whole new low.


Bummer. That was my best sock.



Gotta go. Later guys!


Me too.


I need to get one more thing


to go with my new attitude and my new motto.


A new fountain fishing sock for your favourite skater bud?


No!


A new wardrobe!


[ CAITLIN SIGHS ]


Lemme guess, shopping didn't help.


Everything cute reminded me of Spencer.


And now my arms are sore.


Why do shoes have to be so heavy?


That's 'cause shopping's for the Old Caitlin.


The New Caitlin needs something new to get fired up about.


You can see how he's used random juxtaposition


to simulate the essence of life ....


Hmpf! Can't they keep it down over there?


I'm trying to sulk!


C'mon, don't just whine. You're the new Caitlin.


Get passionate. Get angry!


Okay, those paintings are majorly ugly!


And they totally clash!


YUCK! You're right.


Even I could paint better!


I don't know about that...


I should do a painting!


HA! That'll show 'em!


Didn't see that coming.


Hey, aren't you Jenny's friends?


THE NAME'S JEN, GET IT RIGHT!


Is she still in to sports?


'Cause I wanted to let her know I just qualified


for the Olympic sh*t put try-outs!


Olympics, huh?


Tell me, what's your policy on chocolate?


Love it, especially when it's shaped like soccer balls or skis...


Olympics? Chocolate skis?


STOP COPYING JEN!


She just got a new personality...


still working out the kinks.


Jen's over at The Penalty Box.


Really? That's awesome! Thanks!


Nikki, Jen said she wanted nothing to do with him!


Easy, tiger.


He's totally into her,


and they obviously have a ton in common.


When's the last time that happened?


Well, it was...


never!


[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]


Purgatory, Jen speaking.


Ya, that guy who scarred you for life?


He's kind of on his way over.


Travis is coming HERE?!


Gotta go.


Travis Gibson, champion sh*t put thrower!


In my store?! What're the odds?!


Would you be a sport and sign my arm?


Let me just get a pen.


Something nice and permanent.


I heard Jenny works here, is she around?


MASTERSON! Front and centre!


Hey, Travis.


Jenny, I just qualified for the Olympic tryouts!


I thought maybe we could celebrate over lunch?


You mean like a date?


Nothing serious, just, you know, catch up.


Gee, I'd like to, but I, uh --


yeah, I've got this really contagious disease!


Oh. Okay.


Masterson, drop and give me


for not having a clue what you're missing!


Arrrgh.


My schedule just cleared up.


How's in the food court sound? Hmmm-hah?


Hmmmm... Yaa!


Oh, um... oh, yeah I would like to have --


This is a No Boy Zone, take it somewhere else!


She might be taking this 'no boys' thing


a little too far.


You kidding?


After all this time, Caitlin's finally interesting.


So how'd it go with Travis?


He asked me out. But I said no.


WHAT?


How could you?


Call him up and say you changed your mind.


It's none of your business who I date, Jonesy!


It is if he's the coolest jock in the whole country!


I just need to hang with him once and I'm golden.


Aren't you supposed to be at work?


Where are you working right now?


At the, uh... yeah, you know,


down the... next to...


okay, I can't remember!


You can't remember where you work?


Hasn't anything ever slipped your mind before?


Not a job!


It was a quick interview!


It'll come back to me.



Just gotta give the ol' brain a little room to breathe.


Give it any more room and it'll die of loneliness.


Travis! Up high!


Hey, Jenny,


I was wondering if you've reconsidered at all?


Sorry, I'm really busy all this week


with that contagious disease.


Liar! Okay.


But I'm going to ask you again tomorrow at .


Yeah, I'm totally busy tomorrow at ...


and every other time too.


You do realize you and Travis are perfect for each other.


Arrgh... never in a million years


will I date Travis Gibson!


Excuse me, miss.


Now, who does that remind me of?


Spencer?!


Oh, uh... hi!


Wow. Awkward.


UGH!


I brought caffeine to fuel the creative process.


How goes it?


What was I thinking? I'm no artist.


Oh come on, it can't be that bad.


Eww.


[SIGH] I'm gonna go clean up.


Aw, come on, Caitlin!


It's no worse than those art show paintings!


Sorry I'm late.


Hey, cut yourself some slack, Masterson.


You're not that late.


Okay, what's going on?


Can you get Travis to do an autograph session?


It'll be great for business.


I'll let you be late for a month!


And if you don't get him


you'll be on inventory until the year !


Stupid Travis! GRRR!


She loves me... She loves me not...


She loves me...


She loves me not...


Travis?


Jenny!


Yeah, hey, listen...


Coach wants to know if you'll come to the store and sign some sh*t puts.


Absolutely! On one condition...


that you'll have dinner with me.


UGH! I will never go out with you


after what you did to me in Grade !


What do you mean?


OH! Remember this, Mr. Olympic arm?


Oh, Jenny, I'm so sorry.


I had no idea...


Of course I'll do the autograph session.


And I promise, I'll never ask you out again.


Well... good!


Sweeeeeeeeet!


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GAME ON!


Hurry up, I ain't gonna live forever!


'Scuse me, elderly dudes,


where d'ya keep your Gameguy games?


Game who? Speak up, Sonny.


I'm looking for the latest Gameguy games!


I only carry games made before .


After that, things went downhill


faster than a wagon fulla fat kids.


?


That's like...


years ago!


Dude, you gotta get some Gameguy games!


Never!


And take that crazy wheel-board do-hickey of yours


and skedaddle, hippy!


Dude, you can't just ignore stuff 'cause it's new!


Did Neil Armstrong say


'I don't want to discover the moon, it's too new'?


NO! He went ahead and did it anyway,


for you, and them


and most of all for dudes like me...


tasty bros with awesome hand-eye coordination,


born to save virtual Earth from digital aliens


in a dimension way beyond weird dice and plastic pieces


you always lose in the couch!


Gaming isn't just the future, dude,


it's the everything!


[ MAKES sh**ting LASER SOUNDS ]


I challenge you to b*at me


at any game in my store.


Win and I'll order whatever you want;


lose and you never step foot in here again.


You're on, Grand-bro!


Excuse me, please,


failed artist coming through.


That's MY painting! How did it get here?


Congrats! You're the toast of the town.


WOW!


Yeah, Just be careful you don't --


Shh... I need to greet my public.


That's right, I'm the genius artist.



...let it go to your head.


Ugh. Not good.


Get your autographed Travis Gibson sh*t put right here,


thrown to you by the man himself!


Hah! Won't that be fun?


Olympics, my butt!


Throwing things [CRASH] isn't a real sport.


Hey, Jenny, this one's for you!


AH!


STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME!


Travis! Are you okay?


I've always been better at throwing than catching.


I think my Olympic dreams might be... over.


Oh no, what have I done?!


Travis Gibson injured in my store,


Olympic dreams dashed, crushed, snuffed out?!


Oh, my stars! NO!


[ GASP! ]


[ SIGH ]


Hey, Jenny. Thanks for waiting.


How can you thank me? I ruined your life!


Oh, Travis, I'm so sorry.


Things could be worse.


Well, maybe not.


Anyway, see ya. Wait!


Maybe we could have that dinner after all?


COOL! C'mon!


The things I do for guilt.


Ladies...


Hello, there...


Ya, I'll get you that bucks tomorrow.


Just gotta figure out where I work


so I can make that bucks.


C'mon, brain, remember!


Button Barn, no.


Thong Town, I wish.


Slacker Slacks, Carpet Wars,


Things That Start With O...


Ah, forget it. Wait, already did!


Ha ha!


Hello, what's this?


Please don't get it right,


please don't get it right...


Sergeant Ketchup,


in the dog house, with a kumquat!


Not again! How do you do that?!


What's going on?


Grand-bro here challenged me to b*at him at any game in the store.


How's it going so far?


The score is to zip!


You ready to quit?


Don't give up!


I got to odds on Jude winning a game before it's over.


Any takers?


Come to papa.


You can take him, Jude!


Ready to... 'Go Fish'?


Awwww, man! Cards?!


Hey, Caitlin. Shh.


Artist at work.


And the final touch... Hi-yah!


Oh yeah, much better.


I know, right?


Art is my destiny!


GRR!


Back off, demon!


Go suck on someone else's dreams!


Real artists are never appreciated in their lifetimes!


Oh, yeah, she's nuts all right.


Hello?


I've created a monster.


Caitlin just went from interesting to psychotic in seconds flat.


Well, I'd come and help, but I'm on my way to dinner...


with Travis.


Oh, really?


Yeah, it's the least I can do since I broke his arm!


WHAT?!


Say the old games are the best!


Never!


Say it!


wins, each more humiliating than the last.


The old guy's a genius,


and this guy's about to go totally bankrupt!


Know what could fix that?


Little something I like to call a job.


Hey, if I knew where to go I would!


I know... close your eyes and visualize the store....


Now, what d'you see?


Dorky customers... board games...


Not THIS store!


Man, did you get hit on the head or something?


If I did, I don't remember!


Dude, you can break my spine,


but you'll never break my spirit!


And actually I'd kinda prefer it


if you didn't break my spine...


Heh heh. Delicious.


I feel horrible about your arm.


Well, I feel horrible about giving you that scar.


I still don't get that.



Why were you throwing rocks at me?


Because... I was crushing on you.


What?!


I didn't know how else to get your attention.


Made you notice me.


You've been in to me all this time?


You know what?


I'm so happy right now, I have to throw something.


Ow!


Hey! Your aim might be shaky,


but your left arm is just as strong as your right,


it could even be Olympic worthy!


You really think so?


OH! I know so!


This is how I'll make it up to you...


I'll help you train your left arm for the Olympic try-outs!


I just b*at ya


at every game in the store!


Every game except... one...


Technically, it is a game in your store.


Ready to press your luck, Grand bro?


But -- but I --


aw, dagnabit!


Fine, I ain't chicken!


[ GAME BEEPS AND MUSIC PLAYS ]


The lights!


The sounds!


My ticker!


Take over 'til I get back!


Sweeeeeeeeet!


YES! Pay up, chumps!


Nikki needs us for an intervention?


You represent, I gotta find my job!


An' I gotta order some new games!


Pump it! Good!


Now get on your feet and show me how much you want it!


Who's # ? I am!


I can't hear you!


Who's # ? You are.


Oh, Travis....


Lock 'n' load, brain. Let's DO this!


I work here, right?


May I work here?


ACHOO!


Didn't you hire me?


Probably for the best.


I knew I'd get it eventually.


Brain , amnesia !


I totally work heeeere...


Aw, come on! Why, brain, WHY?!


I got in! I aced the try-outs!


YES! Atta boy!


You got in?


Travis, that's AWESOME!


I know!


But now I have to train even harder


at a track out of town.


Oh no! How far away will you be?


A few time zones to the left.


But we can use e-mail, phone, texts,


and I'll fly in every chance I get!


I guess that could work...


I never want this romance to end, Jenny.


You're the one for me.


Oh, Travis, you're the one for me.


Um, no one called for a group hug.


Shhh... you're ruining the moment.


Hey. Where's Jen?


Apparently she can't tear herself away from Travis.


And the guys? You don't even want to know.


Whoa! Guy-free zone, Wyatt!


Leave a message with the hand!


Come on, Wyatt hardly counts. Hey!


We're here to help you, Caitlin.


You've gotta stop 'painting' and get back to being you again.


But my public needs me.


Okay, except... the art show's over.


Come on, this is a good thing.


You proved you can live without boys.


Now you can start liking 'em again!


Really?


But what about my pride?


Yeah, about that...


AAAAAAAAHH!


Figured that would do it.


Get me the spa! It's an emergency!


[ ♪ ]


Nice to have the real Caitlin back.


I had two guys ask me out on my way to the mall this morning!


That's great, huh, Jen?


Hellooo, Earth to Jen.


Oh... sorry.


I was just thinking about my BOYFRIEND, Travis!


Eee!


He's already called times today.


Oh, he's just so... PERFECT!


Well, I hate to take credit, but...


Thanks for helping me see what was so obvious.


I'm officially through with grudges.


Cool.



Oh, and if anyone needs games,


I'm kinda running the game store now.


Congrats! That's great, Jude!


Well, I'm glad everyone else's life is so amazing!


I'm still jobless, thanks to my stupid brain.


Here's your drink.


Hey! HEY! I work for you!


YES!


You did, until you got fired.


Shame you missed it!


Isn't he the manager of Immortal Diamonds?


That's like the highest paying joe job in the mall.


Guess your brain knew you weren't good enough to work there.


But at least it remembered!


Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?