You know,
josh should start tryin'
to be a little more like me.
Drake would be
so much better off
if he acted more like me.
I mean,
if mom or walter tells him
he's not allowed
to do something,
he listens to 'em.
When a parent tells you no,
you got to respect that,
but drake just does whatever--
uh, who is this guy?
Who?
You.
I'm dave.
What are you doin' here?
I don't know.
I just bought a new webcam,
hooked it up, and turned it on.
Is there a problem?
Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't be
on this screen.
This is a private channel.
So how do I turn myself off?
I don't know.
Get out of here!
But I want to stay.
All right, fine.
Okay, but I'm just gonna
keep goin' anyway.
You better keep quiet, dave.
Okay, let's see, uh...
Oh, josh always has to be
little mr. Perfect.
Uh...
Uh, but drake just thinks
that no matter what he does
he can just--
okay, this is ridiculous.
Josh out.
[Music]
excuse me.
Attention, moviegoers,
the : showing
of "helicopper"
is now sold out.
[Booing]
okay, okay...
I wasn't done yet, jackals!
Tickets for the : showing
go on sale now.
[Cheering]
hey, man.
Do me a favor?
I will not give you
a free ticket
to see "helicopper."
I don't want a free ticket
to see "helicopper."
Oh, good.
I want two free tickets
so I can take a girl.
What girl?
I don't know, uh...
Hey, blue shirt.
Yeah, yeah, you,
you want to see a movie with me?
Okay.
So come on, man,
make with the tickets.
No.
Hi, I'm teri.
Great. Come on, man, please.
No more free tickets.
You got to learn
that life's not a free ride.
Fine. Wait here.
I'll go buy some tickets.
Hey, you can cut
in front of us if you want to.
Oh, cool. Thanks.
Uh, two tickets
for "helicopper," please.
[Sirens, music]
what's goin' on?
As representatives
of paramour studios...
In association
with dreamscope...
We're here
to congratulate you...
Drake.
On being the ,th person
to buy a ticket
to see "helicopper"!
[Music]
sweet. What'd I win?
Well, first,
you get two free tickets
to the movie.
Of course.
And you've won a ride
aboard a real helicopter.
With a skydiving lesson.
Awesome.
Hey, let's go see the movie.
Okay.
Unbelievable.
What?
Everything good
always happens to drake.
Come on,
good things happen to you.
Hey, do you own
the red -speed bike
parked outside?
Yes.
It's on fire.
♪ I never thought
that it'd be so simple,
but I found a way,
I found a way,
and if you open up your mind,
see what's inside,
well, it's gonna take
some time to realize,
but if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find
over your shoulder
you know that I told you
I'll always be
pickin' you up
when you're down,
so just turn around ♪
♪ ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh
[music]
would you stop it?
We're home.
Hey, boys.
We brought you a doggy bag.
Who wants a rib?
Rib.
So, you're really gonna go
up in a helicopter and jump out?
Hey, someone's got to do it.
It just seems so dangerous.
Yep.
You know, they say
one in five people
don't even make it
to the ground.
Wow.
What do you mean,
they don't make it
to the ground?
Where do they go?
Don't you have a rib
to nibble?
Do you, like,
need a license to skydive?
I don't think so.
I think you just go
up in the helicopter
and jump out--we should kiss.
Okay.
What is this about skydiving?
Oh, yeah. You see,
I won this contest and--
you are not jumping
out of any helicopter.
Oh, walter.
I mean it.
Mom.
Absolutely not.
Why not?
Because it's dangerous.
Yeah. You know they say
one in five people
don't even make it
to the ground.
Come on,
people skydive all the time,
and how often
do you hear about--
no.
One hundred percent
out of the question.
I'm gonna go rinse off
my rib.
Uh, maybe you should
head on home.
Okay.
[Music]
so, what you doin'?
Oh, your father
is tryin' to save money,
so he bought himself
a bunch of secondhand underwear
on the internet,
and I think it's gross.
So you're boiling 'em?
Uh-huh.
That's sanitary.
Hey, aren't you supposed
to be at the water park?
Water park?
Yeah. Drake said
that you guys were goin'
to the water park together.
Oh, um, uh, yeah.
Yes, uh-huh, yes.
Did drake lie to me?
Is this juice new?
It's delish.
Did he go skydiving?
Uh, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no!
I was supposed to meet drake
at the water park.
I completely forgot.
So if he calls,
tell him I'm on my way.
I'm comin', drake,
to the water park!
See you later.
Mom, there's a bug
in my shower!
Be right there!
[Music]
[sniffing]
so, this is your first jump
out of a helicopter, right?
Yes, sir.
First jump.
All right.
Well, let me go
over the basic steps for you.
Sure.
Now, when you get
up in the air, you're gonna get
out on the side
of the helicopter
that we call the ledge.
Yeah, I'm familiar
with ledges.
Now once you are up
on the ledge,
you will do the following--
you're gonna squat.
Squat?
Pray.
Pray?
Leap.
Leap.
Aahhh.
Aahhh?
That's what you're gonna yell
on the way down.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Yeah. And then touch down.
Touch down.
Yes, sir.
Now, so all you got to do
is you're gonna squat--
squat.
Pray.
Pray.
Leap.
Leap.
Aahhh.
Aahhh.
And then touch down.
Touch down.
Yes, sir.
That's s-p-l-a-t.
That spells "splat."
Oh, man.
Well, I'm gonna go get you
a flight suit.
Drake.
Hey, man,
what are you doin' here?
What am I doing here?
You lied to mom so I had to lie
to cover your butt.
Oh, cool.
I'll be back in half an hour.
Dude, mom and dad said
you are not allowed
to jump out of that helicopter.
So what,
are you gonna tell on me?
No.
All right, then I'm jumpin'.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not jumping.
Why not?
'Cause if you jump
and you get hurt,
it'll be my fault.
Okay, please.
All right.
All right, I won't jump.
Good. Now let's go
to the water park.
Oh, I brought my own sunscreen,
spf.
Good luck, sun.
I'm not leavin'.
Drake--
mom and dad said
I couldn't jump
out of a helicopter.
They didn't say
I couldn't ride in one.
All right, let's do this.
Well, see ya.
Drake.
I really don't think
you should go up
in that helicopter.
You can come, too.
We're goin' up
in a helicopter?
Come on! Come on!
[Music]
this is so cool!
Hey, how high are we?
Oh, about , feet.
Wow, those people look
really tiny down there.
That's a pre-school.
Oh.
I can't believe this view.
[Bird squawking]
hey. Hey, a bird.
I think that's a red-breasted
gopher hawk.
We learned about these
at bird camp.
They're one
of the most intelligent of--
yeah, that bird
was real intelligent.
Hey, dude, did you just see
what just happened?
Why are you putting on
that parachute?
To ret*rd my fall.
You said
you weren't gonna jump.
Yeah, but I'm gonna.
No, don't do it.
Give me that parachute.
No, I will not.
No fightin'
on the helicopter.
Hey. I said--dang it.
Hey, I said let it go.
Put the parachute down,
get this.
Get off of me.
Oh!
Hello! Hello!
Hey! Wake up, wake up!
Come on! Come o--
[whimpers] he's out cold!
Our pilot's unconscious!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Do you know how to fly
a helicopter?
Not really. You?
No.
Aah!
[Music]
[music]
we're gonna die!
We're gonna die,
we're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die!
We're not gonna die!
We're gonna die!
Josh.
Our pilot's unconscious!
Look, if we just
kept it together,
I think we can figure a way
out of this.
Okay, okay.
Now, this button says
a*t*matic pilot. It's lit up.
That means the helicopter
is flying itself.
Right. Automatically.
Yeah, yeah.
So we should be safe
for a little while.
Okay, good.
Safe is good.
Safe is good.
Okay, now we just got
to figure a way
to wake up the pilot
before we plunge to our deaths.
Yes, yes, yes,
before our deaths.
Okay, come on.
Now what?
Come on, vinnie.
All right. There we go.
Okay, I guess we could--
we could try to throw
some water on him.
Maybe we could--
slap him awake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.
Okay, go, go.
Vin, come on, wake up.
Time to fly the helicopter.
Please wake up before we die.
You're not doin' it right.
Get out of the way.
Vince, hey.
Hey, vince.
Oh, snap! I've got you drake!
Hey, hey.
He's awake.
You're awake!
Oh, what happened?
How long I been out?
About minutes.
Oh, I remember.
You clowns were fighting
over this parachute.
Oh, what'd I hit my head on?
This fire extinguisher.
Oh.
See, I'm pretty sure
you hit your head
right on this lever--
aaah!
Aaah!
[Sound of parachute opening]
do you know
what you just did?
I extinguished our pilot?
No. He has a parachute.
You've extinguished us.
Well, maybe--maybe we can--
uh, uh...oh, the radio.
The radio.
We could call the tower,
or whatever you call it,
and maybe they can tell us
how to land this thing.
Right, right, good.
Turn it on! Turn it on!
Okay. Okay.
Here we go. Here we go.
[Radio beeping]
all right, you're good.
Hello, hello! Control tower,
this is drake parker!
Help! Help!
It's an emergency!
[Static]
oh, what are we gonna do?
I'm gonna fly
this helicopter.
You've seen me play
"helicopter rescue."
What? That's a video game.
So? If I can land
a m*llitary helicopter
on the empire state building,
rescue the princess,
while a giant lobster's
sh**ting rockets at me,
I think I can land this thing
on a freeway, all right?
I won't argue
with that logic.
Okay, good. Now, help me
figure this thing out.
Okay.
Okay. Now, I'm thinkin',
the first thing I should do
is turn off the a*t*matic pilot.
Right.
Now, the button's right here.
If I flip it
to the down position like this.
[Both screaming]
flip it up!
Flip it up! Flip it up!
Flip it up! Flip it up!
Flip it up! Flip it up!
Flip it up! Flip it up!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Okay, let's never do
that again.
Deal.
Control tower
to chopper ,
control tower to chopper .
, That's us.
Yeah. Just grab the mic.
Grab the mic.
Hello! Hello!
Control tower!
This is chopper !
Help! Help!
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
Loud and clear.
Look, we're , feet
in the air, we got no pilot,
and I don't know
how to land this thing.
All right, all right,
all right,
tell me where you are.
In the helicopter.
I realize that.
I need to get a bearing
on your location.
Look down. Look down.
Okay, okay.
I see a...a...a church,
and the ocean on my left--
I see--
a radio plummeting to earth!
Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
We got no pilot,
we can't fly this thing,
I gotta pee,
and we're gonna die now!
I'm gonna die full of pee!
Well, maybe we could--
oh, dude.
Yeah. My cell phone.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, my cell phone.
I got bars.
Okay, good, call for help.
Call for help.
Okay, okay.
I'll call mom and dad.
No.
Why not?
Because if they know
I'm up in this helicopter,
I'm gonna get grounded.
Hey, if we don't get help,
we are gonna become
part of the ground!
Can't you call
the fire department?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm thinking they don't have
a ,-foot ladder.
All right,
I'm calling mom and dad.
All right.
So today
I got some stickers with clouds,
some with unicorns--ooh,
and some that glow underwater.
[Call waiting beeps]
hang on.
I got another call. Hello.
Megan, put mom or dad on.
No, I'm on the phone
with janie, and we're talking
about stickers.
Forget about the stickers!
We are in a helicopter right now
with no pilot!
Call me in a half hour.
Hey, janie, I'm back.
Where were we?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not sure where you get
the puffy stickers.
And how do they make 'em puffy?
You think?
What? She hung up?
She said call her back
in a half hour.
Well, great.
I hope your phone gets reception
at the bottom of the ocean.
Will you not holler
at me, okay?
This might be
our last few minutes together.
I do not want them
to be stressful.
[Alarm beeping]
what was that?
Aah! It's the fuel gauge!
We're on "e."
Well, maybe "e" means
"extra fuel."
Tell me "e" means "extra fuel"!
"E" means "empty," dude!
We're out of fuel!
Oh!
Dear savior,
I am sorry about the time
I was five years old and stole
that piece of bubblegum.
I am sorry about the time
I watched
that pretty lady's laundry
spin in the dryer
at the laundromat.
I'm sorry--
look, would just stop it,
okay?
We're gonna get out of this.
Hey, now. Hey, now.
Don't dream it's over.
Would you stop it?
What are you looking for?
Uh! Hey! Parachute!
Oh, a parachute.
But--but--there's only one.
We got--we got to look
for another one.
Aah!
There's only one.
Okay. I'll take it
and bring back help.
What? What kind of help
are you gonna bring back,
a dive team to locate my corpse?
Okay, we'll jump together.
What?
Yeah. Okay.
I'll put this on.
You hold onto me, and we jump,
all right?
Uhh.
Drake, you ready?
Uh, no, no.
I'm not jumpin' with you, josh.
Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
Why not?
Look, just jump, okay? Go.
What's wrong with you?
I'm--i'm afraid, all right.
You were just
about to jump out by yourself.
I know,
but then I looked down,
saw how high we are,
peed a little bit,
now I ain't jumpin', josh!
You're goin', all right?
No, I'm not.
Look, we're on "e," okay?
Just--just jump out!
Oh, I'm goin',
and you're comin' with me!
Aaaah!
[Both screaming]
oh.
Look! It opened!
Ha ha!
Hey, you're touching my butt.
Oh, sorry.
[Music]
great present, walter.
What?
You hung up on us.
When we were
up in a helicopter alone,
running out of fuel.
What's your point?
We had to jump out...
With one parachute.
Yeah. We barely made it.
We had to swim two miles.
Until we were rescued
by a tuna boat.
Did you bring me some tuna?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Mom, walter.
You're home. How nice.
Hi, baby.
Hey, megan.
So, how was the water park?
Oh, you know, fun, wet.
I had a churro.
[Doorbell rings]
I'll get it.
I call knob.
Aah!
Aah!
You blasted me
out of my own helicopter.
Shh!
Shh!
Not in front of our parents.
Who is it?
Uh, uh, it's some, uh...
Crazy guy.
[Whistling]
I'll handle this.
How can I help you?
Are you their father?
Yes.
What's this?
A bill.
That's how much you owe me
for my new helicopter.
What?
$,?
Boys, you're both grounded.
But, dad--
grounded two weeks.
But it wasn't our fault.
Upstairs.
Yes, sir.
Night.
Night.
[Music]
control tower,
help, help.
It's an emergency!
Hello. Who is it, please?
Who is this?
Katie henderson.
Katie, katie,
where are you?
I'm in the control tower.
How old are you?
This many.
Oh, wait. Wait.
We can't see you.
You have to tell us
how old you are.
Five.
Well, are there any grown-ups
in the control tower
we could talk to?
My daddy's in charge.
Okay. Great, great, great.
Can we talk to your daddy?
Where is he?
No.
Why not?
He went potty.
Well, how long
has he been gone?
Did he take a magazine?
I can play the harmonica.
[Playing harmonica]
what?
[Ding]
mmm!
04x18 - Helicopter
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.