04x19 - Dance Contest

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[Music]

Drake, he just thinks

He can b*at me at everything.

I can pretty much b*at josh

At everything, like today.

Like today.

Like today.

Like today.

I told josh

That I could drink

Way more cups of coffee

Than he can.

Drake said he could drink

Way more cups of coffee than me.

He said that.

Oh yeah, that's what he said.

He said it.

That makes .

Twenty-six down.

Come on.

The only bummer

About drinking too much coffee

Is it makes you feel

A little hyper and jittery.

You know, the only downside

Of drinking too much coffee

Is that it makes you feel

A little hyper-jittery.

Hyper-jittery, jittery-hyper,

Hyper-jittery, jittery-hyper,

Hyper-jittery.

But, josh never said

I couldn't drink decaf.

Someone call a doctor.

[Music]

So, josh,

Thanks for throwing me

This great party.

Yeah, this is quite a party.

I hope the neighbors

Don't call the cops on us.

So, eric,

You're looking forward

To seeing puerto rico?

Oh yeah.

It's gonna be awesome.

Then just go already.

If you're gonna leave,

Then leave.

You promised

You wouldn't do this.

What's up, craig.

I'm not supposed to talk.

He almost makes you seem

Like a winner.

Oh okay.

Who wants another glass

Of limeade?

Travis, you?

No?

You let me down a little.

All right.

Marcy, come on, I spent,

Like, two hours pickin' limes.

Okay.

Well I'm out of here.

Craig. Have a nice trip.

I'm eric.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You promised me

You'd stay the whole party.

I'm not spending

My entire saturday night

Hanging with a bunch of losers.

No offense.

All right.

Whatever.

Hey, josh,

I know what would get

This party started.

Why don't you show us

Some of your cool dances.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude, come on.

Let's go.

Let's see some life

For this party.

Okay.

Yeah, come on.

All right.

[Music]

All right.

Check it out.

This is a little something

I call "the shower."

All you have to turn on

And grab soap and lather,

Lather--watch the feet--

Lather, lather.

Put--towel dry,

Come on and towel dry.

Hey, hey.

Do your tennis player.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. All right.

All right.

Check it out,

"The tennis player."

All right.

We got a ball up, and slam,

Backhand, and just shake it.

Shake it, shake it up.

Shake it, shake it up.

Hey, you know,

You should enter

That dance contest

They do on channel five.

Yeah.

Yeah, why not, man?

Do it.

Come on.

I mean--i mean, they're looking

For the best dancers

In san diego.

I'm not that good.

Oh, come on.

Oh, you're that good.

Yeah.

Come on, seriously, man,

You should enter that contest.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Okay.

Why not?

I'll give it a sh*t.

Good.

Hey. Who's the lady?

You brought her.

No.

Excuse me.

But--who are you?

Were you invited

To this party?

[Speaking foreign language]

[Music]

* I never thought

* That it'd be so simple

* But I found a way

* I found a way

* If you open up your mind

* See what's inside

* Well it's gonna take

* Some time to realize

* But if you look inside

* I'm sure you'll find

* Over your shoulder

* You know that I told you

* I'll always be

* Picking you up

* When you're down

* So just turn around

[Music]

Hey, man.

Hey, where were you

After school today?

Mr. Chang kept me

After class to talk to me

About my poor performance

This semester.

Yeah, like a -minute lecture.

What did he say?

I don't know.

He started off with, "drake,

"You need to start

Paying more attention."

After that,

I kind of zoned out.

He means you got to start

Being more responsible

With your school work.

Uh-huh.

You're back

On that internet dating service?

No.

Never again.

These are dancers.

You're really gonna enter

The dance contest?

Yeah.

I posted a bunch of ads online

For dance partners.

You know,

With mom's supervision.

Of course, yeah.

I already got,

Like, a dozen responses.

Check it out.

Emily henderson.

Yeah, she's an expert in jazz,

Ballet, tap, and swing.

Ooh, dancy.

Man, her feet are huge.

I know.

I'm gonna go meet her

At the premiere.

And listen, seriously, bro,

You gotta start focusing more

On school.

You gotta do your homework.

I know, man.

You're right.

Promise me?

Yup.

All right.

Good boy. Later.

[Music]

[Doorbell ringing]

I got it.

Thanks, baby.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm drake's gym coach.

Pretty exciting.

Drake, get down here.

Hang on.

I'm doing

Something really important.

Meagan,

Would you come help me--hello.

Hi, I'm drake's gym coach.

Oh, hi, I'm drake's mom.

You're his mother?

Yeah. Is something wrong?

Well, it's just

That drake told me

That when he was four years old,

His parents were lost at sea.

Lost at sea?

Yes, ma'am.

I--i thought you were dead.

Drake told you--

Coach rivers.

Mom, you're alive.

Drake.

Mom, just hold me.

Oh stop it.

Anyway, I just came by

To let drake know

That he's failing gym.

How can you fail gym?

All you have to do is show up.

Yeah.

There lies the problem.

You see, drake hasn't shown up

For gym class

For several months.

Months?

And if you fail gym,

You have to repeat th grade.

What to do?

Why didn't you

Tell me that earlier?

You never come to class.

Okay. Okay.

What if I come to class

Every day for the rest

Of the semester?

Too late.

You still wouldn't have

Enough credits to pass.

Oh man.

I'm--i'm sorry, son.

Well, I guess I better go.

[Music]

So you really started dancing

When you were four-years-old.

Younger.

My dad has video of me

When I was three-and-a-half,

Tap dancing

At my uncle's wedding.

And then throwing up on my aunt.

What a wedding to remember.

Oh yeah.

And you've spent

The past four summers

At the san diego dance academy.

That's very impressive.

Oh, thanks.

I don't know,

I've just always loved to dance.

That's cool.

Josh, we got to talk.

I'm gonna fail gym.

I'm kinda with a person here.

Oh sorry.

Hi, I'm drake, josh's brother.

Nice to meet you.

Can I have some of this?

Thanks.

Josh, we got to talk.

I'm gonna fail gym.

Look.

We can talk about your issues

After I'm done with emily.

No, man.

You don't realize--

[Makes sound]

Fine.

Talk to emily.

So, why do you wanna enter

The dance contest?

[Makes sound]

Well, like you said,

It'd be cool to win.

And I can use the extra credit

For school.

Extra credit?

Yeah.

The contest is state-sponsored.

So if you win, you can use it

As a high school credit.

Oh, that's awesome.

You don't need extra credit.

Yes, I do.

See, my ex-girlfriend, mindy,

She's always number one

In my class every year.

But if I get the extra credit

Outside of school,

I can finally b*at her.

Cool.

So, are we dance partners?

Yeah, we are.

Awesome.

Let's start tonight.

Oh, perfect.

I know this place--

Josh.

Hey, helen.

This is my dance partner--

There are some hoodlums

In theater two,

Causing a disturbance.

Hoodlums?

Yeah. Bad boys.

Two of them have baseball bats.

Now you go tell them

To quiet down.

Sorry, I'm not working today.

It's my day off.

Five, four, three--

You know,

You can't make me work

On my day off.

--Two, one.

Quiet down, hoodlums.

Hey. How much do you weigh?

I don't know.

All right then.

So, you're, like,

An awesome dancer.

Well, I've won

A few trophies.

Interesting.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Make all the noise you want.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[Music]

Look. I got it.

Janie, I got to go.

'Cause I'm watching "outrageous

Cheerleading accidents."

Okay, bye.

Ah.

Well, debbie jacobson

Breaks her leg.

Whoops.

No prom for you, debbie.

I am so angry.

At who?

The guy who sold you

Those clothes?

No.

My dance partner

Was supposed to meet me

Two hours ago,

And she never showed up.

I tried calling,

Like, three times,

But--what--i tried calling--

I tried to--

Okay, what is that now?

It's drake,

Practicing his dance routine.

His dance--

And the doctors confirmed

That debbie's leg

Is broken in three places.

Oh, debbie, you klutz.

[Music]

* Come on, pretty baby

* Take me by the hand

* Come on, pretty baby

* Let me be your man

* She's fine like diamond

* Hotter than a frying pan

Drake, emily.

What's going on here?

Well, practicing

For the dance contest.

[Music]

What?

You stole my dance partner?

[Music]

Dude, would you stop

Turning off the music?

No.

Now I wanna know

Why you're dancing with emily?

Because she's the best dancer

In san diego.

Yeah. I know that much.

I found her.

I thought

We were dance partners?

Well, after you and I talked,

Drake asked me

To be his dance partner.

Why would you say yes

To drake

When you already said yes to me?

'Cause drake gave me

A digital camera.

That's my digital camera.

Yeah. Well, not anymore.

Tomorrow, same time?

I'll see you.

Okay.

Work on that move I showed you.

I'm on it.

Cool. See you.

So, what's your favorite

Kind of pie?

Dude.

How could you do this to me?

Look, man.

I'm failing gym, all right?

I have to win that contest,

So I can get the extra credit

And pass.

I want the extra credits,

So I can finally be number one

In my class instead of mindy.

I'm tired of being number two.

Number two stinks.

Number two stinks.

Grow up.

Do you want me to have

To repeat the th grade?

Are you gonna drop out

Of the dance contest

And give me my partner back?

I need the credit.

I have to win.

Well, you're not gonna.

Huh?

No, sir.

Nah, I'm gonna find

A new dance partner.

One--one that makes emily

Look like a--like a--a person

That doesn't nearly date

As well as--like a--

Oh, you are gonna lose, baby.

[Music]

Uh-oh.

Well.

Hello there.

This is your competition?

Yes. Yes.

These are the bad people

I told you about.

Drake, emily,

I'd like you to meet

My new and improved

Dance partner, vilga.

How are you doin'?

Hey, what's up?

You will lose.

We will lose?

Vilga happens

To be the number one

Young dancer

In all of eastern europe,

And she already has

A digital camera, so--ha.

Hey, you know what, josh?

Oh, you wanna--

Hey. Okay.

Let's not be immature.

This is just

A dance competition.

You smell like failure.

Excuse me?

Hey, just ignore her.

I don't like her attitude.

It is sad

That you are not pretty.

That's it.

Whoa.

Oh.

Hey, hey, hey.

Settle down.

Oh.

We will settle this

With dance.

[Music]

[Music]

All right.

That was some serious dancing

By kyra elliott

And john vacaro.

[Applause]

Now our judges

Will tally their scores

And enter them

Into the computer,

As we bring on

Our next pair of dancers,

Victor price and amber vincent.

[Applause]

[Music]

Hey, have either

Of the boys been on yet?

Not yet, I think soon.

Okay. Pickle?

Thanks.

All right.

How are you feelin'?

Strong and powerful. You?

Nervous.

Now, how do you feel?

Strong and powerful.

Good.

Josh, vigla, I hope you two

Are ready to lose.

I see your lips moving

But all I hear is--

[Makes sound]

Cute.

Hey, when this is all over,

Would you mind helping me

Take the first place trophy

To my car?

And why are you so sure

You're gonna win?

Uh, because

I'm ready, motivated,

And wearing

Extremely loosed pants.

And because he's dancing

With me.

You, quiet your face.

Why don't you make me?

I have swallowed things

More frightening than you.

Whoa, hey.

All right.

Slow it down there, ladies.

Did you just push me?

It was not the wind.

Oh.

All right.

All right.

Hold on.

Slow it down, ladies.

What are you doing?

Stop it.

Hey, stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Perhaps you ladies

Didn't read the rules.

You fight, you're out.

What are you talking about

They're out? What?

What? What do you mean--

Ah. They are disqualified.

Get these two girls out of here.

Well--no.

No. No, no.

You cannot take me.

But--they're--

Well, they can't leave us.

No. No. No. They--

That mean, foreign girl

Is my dance partner.

Yeah.

I gotta win this contest.

Sorry, boys.

If you wanna dance,

You better find

Some other girls.

Dude, well,

How are we gonna find girls--

Ah. Thin ice.

Man, this is great.

You know how hard I worked

For this?

What?

Well, I wanted to win this

More than you did.

Oh, come, oh what.

So now we're argue

About who wanted

To win this more?

You're right.

Let's go home

And forget this ever happened.

Yeah. Let's just go home.

Hey, wait, wait.

What?

[Music]

[Applause]

Nicely done. Really.

Judges, please tally your scores

And enter them

Into the computer.

Now, up next, please give it up

For the dancing team

Of drake parker and emily--

Slight change.

Please give it up

For the dancing team

Of drake parker

And josh nichols.

[Applause]

[Together] oh my god.

[Music]

[Cheering]

[Applause]

[Cheering]

[Applause]

[Cheering]

[Cheering]

[Applause]

Yes.

[Cheering]

I love you--

Oh, boy.

I'm sorry.

And the winners are--

Drake parker and josh nichols.

Whoo.

Yes.

[Together] oh my god.

I knew it.

I know you'd win.

You guys are so awesome.

[Together] who is she?

[Music]

[Cheering]

[Applause]

Was your husband lost at sea?

What?

'Cause I'm single.

I'm not a rich man,

But I do live

In a very nice trailer.

Nothing fancy

But I got a good tv,

A coffeemaker, toilet.

My husband's alive and well.

Good day.

[Music]