07x04 - Ruby's Rocking Bunnies/Max's Jump sh*t

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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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07x04 - Ruby's Rocking Bunnies/Max's Jump sh*t

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[children]:Max and Ruby!

[giggling]

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

[man]: Max and Ruby!

[woman]: Rubyand her little brother, Max.

♪ Max and Ruby

[children]:Max and Ruby!

[♪♪♪]

[giggling]

What'll we playnow, Priya?

Um... we could play"Mother, May I?"

"Mother, May I?"

What's that?

It's easy.

Someone is "it"

and they saysomething like--

"Hop on one foot."

But...

if you hop

and don't ask"Mother, may I?"

then you're out.

See?

Or we can play"Red Light, Green Light."

I call, "Green light!"

...And everyonetries to touch me,

but when I call "Red light!",

you have to freeze.

You choose, Max.

You choose!

I choose...

"Follow the Leader."

[giggles]

I love "Followthe Leader!"

I don't knowthat game.

It's easy,Morris.

The Leaderdoes something...

...And everyonecopies the Leader.

Let's take turnsbeing the Leader.

Can I go first?

[Max and Morris]: Sure.

Followthe Leader!

[boys]: Follow the Leader!

[all giggling]

I can't believeour ukulele band

was picked to play

at the school dancetomorrow!

Our first timeplaying for an audience!

It's so exciting.

[together]: Yes!

[bunnies laughing happily]

[still giggling]

When last year'sband played,

hardly anyonegot up and danced.

If we wanteveryone to dance,

we're going to haveto be really good.

[strumming]

We'd betterstart rehearsing.

[♪♪♪]

Follow the Leader!

Boing! Boing!

Boing!

[boys]:Follow the leader.

Boing!

Boing! Boing!

Hello, East Bunnyhop!

Are you readyto dance?

We are...

We are the...

Oh, no... what are we?

We forgot to giveour band a name.

The perfect nameis so important.

Um...

How about

"The UkuleleStrummers"?

Hmm.

Or the "StrummingBunnytails"?

[laughing]

Follow the Leader!

Boing! Boing! Boing!

"The BunnyhopHoppers"?

[Max and friends, overlapping]:Boing! Boing! Boing!

Boing!Boing! Boing!

Boing!Boing!

Did you say"the Funny Floppers"?

She said "the HoneyDroppers," I think!

[Morris and friends, loudly]:Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Boing! Boing!Boing! Boing!

Max!

We are havingan important meeting

about tomorrow'sschool dance.

Can you play"Follow The Leader"

somewhere else?

Okay, Ruby.

My turn!

Follow the Leader!

[♪♪♪]

I just thought ofan awesome name for our band.

"The Rocking Bunnies!"

[gasps] Perfect!

Now, let'sget rehearsing!

Wait!

We also have to decidewhat we're going to wear.

That's right.

True.

We could wearmatching dresses!

Yes! With allsorts of sparkles!

That's a good idea.

But the dance is tomorrow

and we don't have time

to get three dressesthat look alike.

Do we have to beexactly the same?

[gasp!]I've got an idea!

Come on,let's go to my room.

Ooh!

Okay.

Follow the leader!

Oops!

[others]: Follow the leader.

-Whoops!-Whoops!

I didn't mean to do that.

That's okay,Morris.

Let's try again!

Follow the Leader.

Now that we havea great name...

[both]: And cool outfits!

Heh-heh!Very cool outfits.

...We justneed to practice,

so we'll play well.

Yes! Then everyonewill have a good time,

with lots of dancing.

Let's getrehearsing!

Wait a minute.

What songs arewe going to play?

"Be My BabyBumblebee"?

Hmm...

"BicycleBuilt For Two"?

What if we play that new songwe were working on,

only we'll addthe name of our band to it?

Okay!

Love that!

[snap-snap-snap]

[♪♪♪]

♪ We're the Rockin' Bunnies

♪ Hoppin' to the b*at

Hmm. This isn't working.

We can't just play our ukulelesand sing without moving around.

Right.

We're supposed to be"the [span]Rocking[/span]Bunnies!"

Well, if we wanteveryone to dance,

we need to thinkof some cool moves.

How about if

we wave our handsin the air,

like this?

I'd dance to that.

Only we can't do thatwhile we play our ukuleles.

Oh... Right.

What else can we do?

[Max]: Follow the Leader!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[Priya and Morris]:Follow the Leader!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Max! This is an importantrehearsal for our band.

[strums dramatically]"The Rocking Bunnies!"

We're playing atthe school dance tomorrow.

And we have to come upwith some cool moves,

otherwise nobodywill dance.

Just like whathappened last year.

Do you mind playing"Follow the Leader"

over there?

Okay.Let's go!

Follow the Leader!

Cheep. Cheep.

Cheep.Cheep.

[Morris and Priya]:Follow the Leader!

Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!

Hmm, not bad.

Now,where were we?

Oh, right!

What kind ofcool moves can we do?

We'll need to keepthe crowd on their toes.

[giggling]

Cheep. Cheep.

Stop.

Your turn, Morris!

Follow the Leader!

Ta-dah!

Follow the leader!

Ta-dah!

Follow the lead--

H-Hey! Stop!

[both giggling]

Here,try again, Max.

[♪♪♪]

Yes!

[span]Ta-dah![/span]

Your turn, Priya.

Okay.

Follow the Le-e-eader!

[boys]:♪ Follow the Leader!

Wait!I have an idea!

Here...hold my hand

and closeyour eyes.

Max, you takeMorris' hand...

Now what?

Now...follow the Leader!

[boys]:Okay! Follow the Leader!

♪ Mm... [snap-snap-snap]

[♪♪♪]

I love it!Let me try.

[♪♪♪]

Looks good!

You've got it,Ruby!

Perfect.

As long aswe play well

and show offour cool moves,

everyone willbe sure to dance!

Okay, then,let's rehearse.

[snap-snap-snap, snap]

♪ BunniesDance together ♪

♪ Bunnies get along

♪ So hippy-hop-hop

♪ To our happyhopping song! ♪

[Priya giggling]

Follow the Leader!

Oops!

[Max and Morris]:Follow the Leader.

Oops!

[young trio giggling]

Max... whatare you doing?

Playing"Follow the Leader."

I know you're playing"Follow the Leader,"

but we're tryingto practice our song!

Ooh. Gosh.Sorry, Ruby.

It's time for Morrisand I to go home.

[sighing]

I guess band practiceis over.

Well, at least we havethe perfect name,

and the perfectoutfits!

And some cool moves.

Come on, Morris.

It's time to followthe Leader home.

Follow the Leader!

See you tomorrow.

[strums]

[♪♪♪]

Ahem.

Hello,East Bunnyhop School!

We arethe Rocking Bunnies!

[♪♪♪]

[clapping]

Get ready to dance!

[♪♪♪]

♪ We're the Rockin' Bunnies

♪ Hopping to the b*at

♪ So dance, every bunny

♪ Get up on your feet

♪ Bunnies dance together

♪ Bunnies get along

♪ So hippy-hop-hop

♪ To our happyhopping song! ♪

[♪♪♪]

[quietly]:No one is dancing.

What are wegoing to do?

Even our cool movesaren't working.

[♪♪♪]

Follow the Leader!

[giggling]

[Morris and Priya]:Follow the Leader!

Oh, no! Max!

Follow the leader!

[Ruby gasps]

Yes! Follow the leader,everybody!

Dance!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Rockin' Bunnies

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ Rockin' Bunnies

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ That's the stuff

♪ Take a chance

♪ Move to the b*at

♪ And shake and dance

♪ Rockin' Bunnies

♪ Ooh, ooh

[school clapping]

Look. Our band isa rocking, hopping success,

thanks to Maxand his game of...

Follow the Leader!

[others]:Follow the Leader!

[♪♪♪]

[thump]

Nice basket, Winston.

Want to see another?

Yeah.

[thump]

[bunnies]: Whoa.

Wow! You're reallygood at basketball.

Show usyour stuff, Max.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

sh**t basket, Max.

It's Priya'sturn.

I'm not goodat basketball

like you, Max.

That's okay.

[♪♪♪]

[thump]

[bunnies]: Whoo-hoo.

I did it!

Your turn, Lily.

Alley-oop!

[bunnies]:Through the hoop!

[bunnies]: Hoop!Hoop! Hoop! Hoop!

My turn!

[bonk]

Try again, Max.

Okay, here I go.

[♪♪♪]

You almost got itin that time.

Go again!

Eh-- oof!

[thump]

[bunnies gasping]

[trio]: Yay!

Way to go, Morris!

[bell ringing]

Right at the endof recess, too.

It's okay, Max.

You're good atother basketball things.

Yeah.

Even if you can't

put the ballin the basket.

Why can't I?

Everyone else can.

I don't know,

but I can help youpractice after school.

Great!Thanks, Lily.

[♪♪♪]

There...

that should work nicely.

[chuckles]

Have funshooting baskets.

Mm, mm...eggs!

How about we scramblethem up for supper?

Dad!

You know we're decorating eggsfor art class.

Phew.

I thought it wascooking class

for a moment.

Well, we do needto cook the eggs

before we candecorate them,

so they're hard-boiledand won't break.

[chuckling]

I can helpwith that.

To the kitchen!

So is itcooking class,

or art class?

Heh-heh!Oh, never mind, it's fun!

Alley-oop...

Through the hoop.

[♪♪♪]

Missed.

Maybe ifyou throw underarm...

Like Priya did?

[thump]

Ugh!

I know!

Try it withyour eyes closed.

That way,it won't look so far.

No peeking!

[♪♪♪]

Hee-hee. I sawyou peeking, Max.

We need a blindfold.

I can't waitto decorate the eggs.

Grab the towel, Valerie,so we can dry them off.

Okay!

What do you needour towel for, Max?

Basketball.

[♪♪♪]

The blindfold'sworking, Max.

You got closerto the basket that time.

Try again!

Alley-oop!

[Ruby and Valerie]:Ahh!

Careful Max.

You nearly made medrop our eggs.

Our art project would be ruinedby cracked eggs.

Maybe if you look whereyou sh**t next time.

The eggs are readyto be dipped.

It takes a moment forthe eggs to change color,

so now it's timeto choose a design.

Those look very hardto do, Ruby.

It's just for ideas.

The great thingabout decorating eggs

is that you candecorate them

any way you want.

Okay.I can do that.

Time to take out the eggs.

But first...

always rememberto wear rubber gloves.

Hee-hee. Or your handswill be colored, too.

Cool!

Now I have matching gloves, too!

[♪♪♪]

It's okay.

That'llwash out later.

Let's do the basketwhile the eggs dry.

Hmm. This basket'sa little plain.

What can we doto make it more artsy?

Oh, I know.

How about a fancycut-out paper doily?

Great idea!

When somethingis hard for me,

I talk it through.

I am putting the ballinto the basket.

[gasps]Just like you said!

Try talking itthrough, Max.

I'm putting the ballinto the basket.

Max...

Look, Lily!

I put the ballin the basket!

It's the wrongbasket, Max!

It's lucky eggsdidn't get cracked

and ruinour art project.

Please be careful.

Eggs and basketballsdo not mix.

Okay, Ruby.

Look, Valerie!

Oh! Hee-hee-ha.

A pretty doily ismuch better in a basket

than a basketball!

Are the eggsdry enough to decorate?

They sure are.

I'm going to doa diamond pattern.

Oh, that looks nice.

Now I'm going to color themin different colors.

Ooh!

I'm goingto try that, too.

You can do it.

Just take your timedrawing straight lines.

-[boff]-Ahh!

I was close that time.

Max! You madeValerie jump

and her linewent all zig-zaggy!

Oops.

That's okay, Max.

This zig-zag hasgiven me an idea.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

Finished!

Ooh! Artsy.

Show me yours.

[giggling]That's so funny.

I want to makea funny egg, too.

I want to makeone like yours.

Good thingwe made extras.

[♪♪♪]

Hmm. Whatwould look nice?

How about swirls?

Ooh, nice.

What would makea funny egg? Hmm...

How abouta funny face?

Yes!

With stick-ongoogly eyes!

I have somein my craft caddy.

Maybe musicwill help.

[♪♪♪]

That's it.

[♪♪♪]

I know you cando it, Max.

Hmm...

Basketballtakes energy.

Maybe if you eatsomething full of energy,

you'll get the ballin the basket.

Eggs are fullof energy.

Ruby has lots.

She won't mindif I eat one.

I can't wait to makea funny-face egg

with googly eyes.

Mm...[munching]

Snack!

Max!

Those aren'tfor eating.

They're for decorating.

You can get a snackfrom the kitchen.

And maybesome juice, too.

Juice isfull of energy.

It's a good thingwe made spare eggs, Ruby.

Phew!

Yes.

Now let's get decorating.

Finished!

Ooh. I love it.

Show meyour egg, Ruby.

[laughing]That's so funny!

I can't wait to show offour eggs at school.

Let's put them allin one basket.

Careful notto cr*ck them.

Okay, Max.

Now put that ballin the basket.

In the hoop!

Max, Lily...

Do you wantto see our eggs?

Whoa!

Our eggs!

Oh-oh...

[gasp!]

[gasp!]

[♪♪♪]

[whoosh]

[gasp!]

I did it!

Yay, Max!

All you neededwas to jump a little.

Thanks for notstepping on

our art project, Max.

What do you think?

Ooh... artsy!

Funny.

[♪♪♪]

You can do it, Max!

[whoosh]

[bunnies]: Yay!

Wow! What'syour secret, Max?

Lots ofpractice?

Is it newsneakers?

None of those!

What is it,then?

Eggs!
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