07x07 - Ruby's Book Reading/Max and the Space Alien

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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07x07 - Ruby's Book Reading/Max and the Space Alien

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[children]:Max and Ruby!

[giggling]

♪ Max and Ruby ♪

♪ Ruby and Max ♪

♪ Max and Ruby ♪

♪ Ruby and Max ♪

[man]: Max and Ruby!

[woman]: Rubyand her little brother, Max.

♪ Max and Ruby ♪

[children]:Max and Ruby!

[♪♪♪]

[gasp] There she is!

[humming cheerfully]

♪ Hmm-mm-mm, hmm, hmm ♪

♪ La, la-la-la-la, la, la ♪

[bell jingles]

Katie! We just saw a posterat the department store.

Is it true?

Did you reallywrite a book?

Going on saletomorrow?

And you're goingto read from it

and autograph booksand everything?

It's true!

I've been working on this bookfor a while.

I can hardly believeit's being published.

It's so exciting!

What's it about?

If you really want to know,

why don't you cometo the reading?

Of course, we'll come!

We'll be right therein the front row

to cheer you on!

Thanks, girls.

It'll bea big help

to see somefriendly faces.

[♪♪♪]

[Ruby]: Now wheredid I leave my book bag?

I knowit's here somewhere.

To the rescu-u-u-ue!

[superhero flourish plays]

[♪♪♪]

Oh!Thanks, Super-Bunny.

Well, I'm offto the department store.

I can't be latefor Katie's big day!

See you later.

But you promised

to take meto the playground.

Oh, you're right!

I did promise.

In allthe excitement,

I forgot.

Okay, Super-Bunny,

we'll goto the playground...

...Right afterthe book reading.

It'll be fun!

You can visitthe toy section

while we're there.

Okay, let's go!

[♪♪♪]

Hi, Ruby!

Oh, hi, Max.

I'm taking"Super-Bunny"

to the playgroundafterwards.

I see.

Ruby?Toy department!

Okay.

Good thing it's right nextto the book department.

[giggles]

Whoa...

[♪♪♪]

Okay, Max,you check out the toys

while Louise and I

wait in linefor the book reading.

I'll call you overwhen it's time to go in

and get seats, okay?

Okay.

Come on.

I want to make surewe're first in line.

Crunch-Crunch Crocodiles!

Whoops!

To the rescue!

[♪♪♪]

[Louise]: "Mystery ofthe Haunted Diner."

Sounds scary.

I love scary books.

Uh-oh. Where's Max?

Better go see!

[gasps] Huh?

Max...what are you doing?

A marble got away.I rescued it!

I think you alsoscared this nice lady.

That's all right.Nice catch!

Thanks!

[♪♪♪]

[clack-clack]

There!You got the marble back,

but we really need you

to stay wherewe can see you, okay?

We don't want to haveto step out of line again.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, no!

The line got longer.

So much for gettinga front-row seat.

[Max as cowboy]:Help, Super-Bunny!

Save us fromthe giant alien girls.

[♪♪♪]

I'll save you!

[♪♪♪]

[chuckles]

Well, it's good to seethe toy department

is safe in the handsof Super-Bunny.

Hi, Mrs. Huffington.

Baby and I just popped into buy some new toys.

Oh... we just keep losing themsomehow, don't we?

Well, it's nap time,so we'd better be off.

Say hello to Rubyfor me.

Okay. Bye!

[toy squeaks]

[squeak]

[squeaking]

Just imagine.

Katie could becomea world-famous writer.

[squeaking]

[squeak-squeak-squeak,squeak-squeak]

[sque-e-e-eak]

To the rescu-u-ue!

[♪♪♪]

Well, I hope Katiedoesn't get too famous.

Why?

She might get too busyto run the diner,

and no one else

makes my favoritechoco-carrot milkshakes.

Oh.[giggles]

Oh, dear.

Where didMax go now?

I'll save your spot.

Thanks.You're welcome.

Mrs. Huffington!

[squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak]

[sque-e-e-eak]

Oh, my goodness.Did we drop that?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[squeak-squeak-squeak]

Max. What are youdoing over here?

He was just returninga lost toy.

He's so helpful,isn't he, sweetie?

Pbb-ff-fft!

Thanks.

Oh, yes,he's super helpful.

Now, Max,

it's almost timefor the book reading,

so stay here

and please don't goanywhere else,

not withouta very good reason.

Okay, Ruby.

Good. It won'tbe long now.

Hey, no cuttingin line!

But I wassaving her spot.

We've been waitingall morning.

Hmph!

[sighs]No, he's right.

I did step out.

I should goto the back of the line.

But-- but. Oh...

[cries out]:I'll miss you!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Ruby! Ruby!

Oh, it won't belong now, miss.

We're just waitingfor the author.

[♪♪♪]

[thump]

Max!

Are you all right?

I'm okay.

Thank goodness!

But whatwere you doing?

Saving the glasses.

They almost got smushed!

Oh... I guess that isa pretty good reason.

I wonder whothey belong to.

We'd better take themto the Lost and Found.

[gasps] It's time!

We'll turn these in

right afterthe book reading.

Come on, Max.

I'm very sorry,

but all the seatsare full.

Oh.

It's okay, Max.

Katie will understand,

but I really didwant to be there.

[Manager]:Well, what do you mean,

you can't do the reading?

[Katie]: I'm so sorry,

but I just can't see properlywithout them.

Ruby! Come on!

Wha--? Max?

[Older Lady]: I wonderwhat the problem is.

Me too.

The writerlooks nervous.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I...

I had planned to readfrom my new book,

but, uh...

[Max]: Super-Bunnyto the rescue!

[♪♪♪]

[crowd chuckling]

[Katie gasps]

My glasses!

Oh, Max...you're my hero!

I'm so sorry.

Please excuseSuper-Bun--

I mean... Max.

We know there'sno room left.

Oh, baloney!

You can sit on the floor,right up here in the front.

Really?

In front of the front row?

Absolutely!

Nothing but the bestfor you and Super-Bunny.

After all, he reallydid save the day.

To the rescue!

[laughter]

Oh, Max!

[♪♪♪]

[Max]:See any space aliens?

[rustling]

Nope, just lots of plants.

I like this planet.

Me too, Captain Max.

Is it snacktime yet?

Yes,Officer Morris!

It's space-snack time.

To the spaceship!

[♪♪♪]

Ah!Space alien!

Shoo! Shoo.

Yes, shoo, space alien.

We better hurry.To the spaceship!

[whispering]:The back door!

Oh... right.

[♪♪♪]

Space-snack time!

We made it!

Hmm.

What can we eat?

Huh?

Oh, no!

Space alien!

Where?

It sneaked in!

Space snackwill have to wait.

Time for youto leave the spaceship!

Shoo, alien. Shoo!

[Morris]:Go! Through the space door.

Hey!

Come back!

[bop]

[boys laughing]

[♪♪♪]

[Ruby]:This is perfect.

Yes! We'll earn

our Bunny-Scoutsewing badges for sure.

And just thinkhow pretty

these will lookwhen we hang them up.

I think we haveeverything we need.

We should checkbefore we go downstairs.

Fabric squares?

Check.

Sewing needles and thread?

Check and check.

In lots of colors, too.

Great!

Buttons, googly-eyes,and sequins?

Mm. Buttons...

googly-eyes, and sequins...check!

You wereright, Ruby.

We haveeverything we need.

Now... let's get...

[together]: ...Sewing!

[both giggling]

[♪♪♪]

Have you seenthe alien?

Alien?

What alien?

A space alien!

It's small and sneaky.

[Morris]:With antennae and wings!

A space alien withantennae and wings?

Definitelyhaven't seen it.

Have we, Ruby?

No, butwe've been busy

getting readyto work

on our Bunny-Scoutsewing project.

We're going to earnour sewing badges.

See.

Uh-huh.

But we needto find the alien.

Yes!

Come on,Officer Morris.

I bethe's hiding.

Under the table?

[Morris]:Do you see him?

No. You?

Nope.

Ooh, buttons!

[buttons clattering]

Max! Morris!

Please be careful.

[Ruby]: How about you play

"space explorers"somewhere else,

while we tidy up,so we can finish our...

...sewing project?

Well,that was easy.

[laughs] Yes.

Maybe they foundtheir "space alien."

[both giggling]

What are you goingto sew, Louise?

I thinkI'll sew...

a tree!

How about you?

Mm, I can't decide,

but I'm sureI'll think of something.

[whispers]:It's Captain Max...

And Officer Morris!

On a missionto find the alien.

There it is!

[♪♪♪]

Shh!

Agh!

[giggling]

[laughing]

[♪♪♪]

Hup!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Hup!

Butterflies--

I mean, aliens--are fast.

Quick, Morris!

Openthe space chute.

Space chute?

Oh! Yes.

Shoo.

No!

[door thuds]

Aw...

Don't worry,Officer Morris.

That alienwon't escape.

[♪♪♪]

I bet you girlsare getting hungry.

Orange slices.Yum!

Thanks forthe snack, Dad.

You're welcome.

So, what areyou working on?

We're doing

our Bunny-Scoutsewing projects. See?

It's an apple tree.

Very nice.

Beautifulflowers, Ruby.

Thanks. I'm not surewhat to sew in the middle.

I want it to besomething really special.

Hmm. How about a rose?

Or a violet?

[gasps]Or a violet-colored rose.

[laughs] I thinkI have enough flowers,

but thanks, Dad,I'll consider it.

Whatever you do,

I'm sure it'llturn out great.

Have fun.

Before we eat,

I'm going to stickgoogly-eyes on my tree.

That's fun!

How about these?

They're perfect.

[net bangs plate]

-Ah!-No!

Alien!

Ew.

Max!

Oops...

We didn't mean it.

I had to protectyour snack.

Protect it?From what?

The alien.

He wasgoing to eat it.

Alien?

[Ruby sighs]

Louise and Iare trying to finish

our sewing projects,

so can you please

play with your "alien"somewhere else?

Okay, Ruby.

Let's take our thingsto the kitchen.

We can work thereand get another snack.

Good idea!

[♪♪♪]

Hmm, I still can'tdecide what to sew

in the middle ofmy picture, Louise.

Oh, let's see.

Maybe a nice,bright-yellow sun,

or a tree...

only not an apple tree,

a different tree,or maybe...

This is nice.

Hmm.

[whispers]:Got you this time.

[whoosh]

Shoo!

[wind gusts]

[gasps]Oh, no. Not again!

Max!

[gasps]Louise... look!

Now that'sthe perfect image

for my sewingproject--

a butterfly!

Space alien.

Oh... sothat's your alien!

[Ruby giggles]

You like him?

Yes, I do.

He's beautiful!

Maybe he's a good alien.

Okay,he can stay.

Huh?

Bye-bye, alien.

Thanks for visiting.

Next mission...space-snacks!

Okay, Captain Max.

[laughter]

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